Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Fills Only
Discussion

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Something involving Ezio and those minstrels.

[(Anonymous)]

Can it just be him drop-kicking them into the ocean?

[(Anonymous)]

You, anon, I love...

[(Anonymous)]

I know, right? Freaking minstrels.

...but don't they say something like, "I only love you!" or something?

[(Anonymous)]

I threw one into a group of guards while playing ACII (might have been this past Monday, actually) and he said, "But Master, I wish only to please you!".

My Brain, meet The Gutter. The Gutter, My Brain.

[(Anonymous)]

I... can't believe how much I want this.

[(Anonymous)]

In my mind, Ezio's response is, "Then please me."

Rampant sex ensues.

Anon, my mind is also in the gutter.

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

GENIUS.

Fill: Justice (the kind lacking in poetry but full of maimed minstrels)

[(Anonymous)]

Writer!anon hates the minstrels. Hates them with a burning passion. So have a fill which involves practically no kink at all, unless you have a kink for beating up minstrels. Like me.



Minstrels in generally were a pain in the backside. The minstrels in San Gimignano, however, travelled in packs.

Ezio tried every way he could to get around them without drawing the attention of the guards. He tried gently pushing them out of the way, he tried blending in with crowds, he tried flat out running as soon as he saw them.

But.

It had been a long, tiring, frustrating day. His target was nowhere to be found. A guard had decided to follow him for the length of an entire street, shoving him in the back every few steps and laughing. And he was in San Gimignano under strict instructions from Mario to be discreet, for once in your life – which meant no killing guards where he could be seen.

Worst of all, the tailor had botched the dye job on his robes, and now he sported a large splodge of pink down his left side. Ezio did not enjoy having courtesa giggle at him from behind their hands, or having the citizens of San Gimignano throw him strange looks as he passed. He was supposed to be stealthy, dammit.

All he wanted was to go back to Monteriggioni, take a hot bath, and maybe beat up a few of Uncle Mario’s mercenaries. He was glad to be past most of those godforsaken minstrels on his way to the gates, for Ezio swore, if anyone else had got in his way, they would need to be beloved of the angels to survive.

He’d forgotten about the minstrel pack at the gates of San Gimignano.

Sooooomewhere on a roooooftop
There’s a hero in a hooood—

THUD.

The minstrel’s nose broke with a satisfying crack under his fist. Civilians screamed, the guards charged, and all chance of being discreet or finding his target had been thoroughly ruined.

And yet, Ezio reflected dreamily, drawing his sword and unaware of the viciously insane grin on his face, sometimes you just had to act for the greater good.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

To where should I deliver my firstborn? *A* I absolutely cannot stop grinning at this, especially the part about the botched dye job.

You are a genius.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Glad to be of service!

Re: Fill: Justice (the kind lacking in poetry but full of maimed minstrels)

[(Anonymous)]

This was hilarious! I hated those damn minstrels and every now and then I'd just grab one and throw him to here him run away screaming. XD

Re: Fill: Justice (the kind lacking in poetry but full of maimed minstrels)

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! I hate those minstrel almost as much as the beggars from AC1. And both got killed mysteriously many times when I was around :D

This was awesome! Thank you for making my day! :3