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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Part 1
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Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Re: Trolling Malik

(Anonymous) 2011-01-19 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
This is OP and anon you are my hero!

Trolling Malik (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2011-01-20 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
The Bureau was quiet save for the scratch of a quill on paper. Malik savored the silence as he worked. His day had begun abruptly in the predawn hours, an injured young assassin all but falling through the roof entrance and startling the Dai out of an already restless sleep. Once he had tended to the man’s wounds and sent him on his way, Malik had continued with his day in a more usual manner. He met with several informants, giving and receiving choice bits of information, and then completed several small errands about the city.

The novice had made a particularly sloppy kill, Malik had been told, and the city was buzzing with nervous energy. As a result, the guards had been especially vicious with suspicion. He shifted slightly on his stool, and felt his bruised hip twinge with discomfort. Malik’s brow drew down into a scowl; an unavoidable hazard today. He blew a hard breath from his nose and forced his attention back to the record book in front of him. The only bright spot in his day was the absence of a certain ulcer-inducing, idiot-savant assassin.

Gradually, the tension began to seep from the dark haired man’s neck and shoulders, and he became engrossed in his writing. A barely heard rustle and a flash of white in the corner of his eye had them tightening again. Please, let it be anyone but--

“Safety and peace, Brother.”

Altair. Malik’s hand tightened convulsively around the quill. He consciously forced the muscles to relax and resumed writing. “Novice. To what do I owe this displeasure?”

There was no answer, and the Dai’s mouth pursed in annoyance. Sharp words rose in his throat before he swallowed them down. Altair could state his business, or he could leave. Malik fervently hoped it was the latter. He had much work to be done and no time to waste on fools.

A few moments passed as Altair stood in the doorway, staring. The former assassin felt his eye twitch in irritation. More time passed, and still the infernal man stared! “What,” Malik ground out from behind clenched teeth, “do you want, Novice?” Silence greeted him. His head flew up, eyes narrowed and nostrils flared.

Altair’s golden eyes briefly met his before sliding away, hiding a flash of mischief. Still quiet, the white clad assassin began a slow prowl around the edges of the room, rifling through a few containers, leafing through the pages of a discarded book, and fiddling with the various odds and ends left to lay on shelves and tables. Malik followed the man’s slow progression and felt his temper begin to fray. Soon Altair had come nearly full circle. He stopped at the end of the Bureau’s heavy wooden counter, a scant few feet from where the Dai sat. The assassin leant casually against its scarred and pitted surface and resumed staring with a barely discernable smirk.

The quill in Malik’s hand threatened to snap.

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Here's what I've got so far. It's not much I know, but more will be coming soon. Please enjoy OP!

driveby!anon says

(Anonymous) 2011-01-20 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHA. XD Why can I perfectly picture Altair's expression looking more like this (http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/088/367/original/75378-TrollFace.png?1292549465)?

I love how Malik's irritation is almost palpable. Can't wait to read more!

Write!anon here (plus mini art fill)

(Anonymous) 2011-01-21 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
lmao. sooo true. When I was writing this,I kind of pictured it like this:

http://s297.photobucket.com/albums/mm234/Fhulhi/?action=view¤t=promptfill001.jpg

The inner cat is ready to pounce, lol.

OP

(Anonymous) 2011-01-21 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes indeeeeed. I so love any pictures involving Malik being bothered by Altair.

Re: Write!anon here (plus mini art fill)

(Anonymous) 2011-01-22 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
OMG that's adorable! I definitely like that better. Kitty!Altair looks so devious. I can't wait to see what he has in store for poor Malik. >:3

OP reporting

(Anonymous) 2011-01-20 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg anon I love you. I love angry, irritated Malik so much. I can't wait for more since I was just grinning ear to ear and my friends were totally giving me funny looks XD

Re: OP reporting

(Anonymous) 2011-01-21 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
If they gave you funny looks, I must be doing something right. ;D Glad you like it so far, OP! Should have the rest of it up sometime tomorrow night. Stupid RL, taking all my time.

Re: OP reporting

(Anonymous) 2011-01-21 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Woo!

Re: Trolling Malik (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2011-01-20 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaahaha, hahahaha, hahah!!! This reminds me of what I do whenever I'm in the Jerusalem bureau. Ie, wandering around activating malik and pissing him off

Re: Trolling Malik (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2011-01-21 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
This is fabulous so far! I'm loling so hard at Altair touching all of the crap in the Bureau and Malik trying not to completely lose it.

Cannot wait to read more :D

Trolling Malik (2/2)

(Anonymous) 2011-01-22 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Glowering furiously at the insufferable man, Malik set his quill down with exaggerated care and slid from the stool. He stalked across the short distance separating them and leaned forward into Altair’s personal space. Quick as a snake, his good arm shot forward, snagging a handful of white tunic, and pulled. Altair’s eyes widened in surprise as he was hauled halfway over the counter; his arms pin wheeled momentarily before slamming down onto the edge to steady himself.

“Tell me what you want, you imbecile,” snarled Malik, “before I kill you and leave your body to rot in the sun!”

Surprisingly, the assassin’s tiny smirk widened into a toothsome grin. In a sudden move, he pulled himself the rest of the way across the counter, breaking Malik’s grip and nearly bowling the man over. Leaving Malik sputtering behind him, Altair walked briskly past the curtains separating the living quarters from the rest of the Bureau. He glanced around curiously, ignoring the Dai’s increasingly irate noises. He glanced briefly around the small space, and his eyes brightened as he spotted a slightly battered scimitar mounted on the far wall.

As Altair made a beeline for the sword, Malik trailed behind gripping his hair in frustration. “What do you think you are doing, Novice? Get out of here!”

Altair glanced over his shoulder, still grinning. “I am simply curious, Brother. I have never been in this part of the Bureau before.” He removed the scimitar from the wall and gave it a few experimental swings.

“And you were never meant too!” Striding over, Malik snatched the blade from the other man’s hand and carefully placed it back in its place. When he turned around, Altair had flitted off to the opposite side of the room and was now standing at the Dai’s small scribe desk flipping through a small, worn journal.

“’I have seen that same woman four times now by the fruit merchant’s stall, staring…’” Altair read aloud. He leered. “Have an admirer do we, Malik?”

Malik’s face reddened alarmingly. He rushed over, shouldering the other man out of the way and slamming the book shut. “This is private, you thrice-damned son of a camel! Now leave!” He slapped away Altair’s hand as the man made to grab for the journal. “Altair!”

The assassin danced back and plucked a paperweight off the desk, tossing it from hand to hand as he headed for the front room. It was the final straw. There was nearly an audible sound as Malik’s temper snapped. In a rage, the Dai snatched up a heavy book and lobbed it at Altair’s head. The man ducked, lunged through the doorway behind him, and vaulted the Bureau’s counter. Malik rushed after him flinging anything he could get his hands on. When he reached the counter there was a lull in their scuffle.

While the Dai stood panting with fury, Altair waved, the light catching on the long white feather he held. “My thanks for your generous hospitality, Brother!” he said. Malik snarled and pulled from beneath the counter a brace of throwing knives. They whistled through the air, sinking deep into the doorframe as Altair vanished through the doorway and out of the Bureau with a laugh.

Malik stalked over and pulled free the knives; he returned them to their hiding spot and slumped onto his stool. Massaging his temple, the dark haired man let out a gusty sigh. “Stupid novice,” he muttered. After a moment, he picked up the abandoned quill, dipped it into the ink pot, and began to finish his work.

He was smiling.

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Finished! Sorry it took so long. I haven't written fiction in well over a year, but I couldn't resist. This was a lot of fun to write. Hope you enjoy it OP!

OP

(Anonymous) 2011-01-22 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Omg this is exactly what I wanted anon you are wonderful 8D

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2011-01-22 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
:D So glad you liked it OP! It was an awesome prompt.

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2011-01-22 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know why but the idea of Altair trolling Malik and Ezio just trolling everyone (you know he does) just amuse me to no end. My fave pics are just of the Assassins trolling their helpers cause they make me smile. Like your writing did anon :D

Driveby anon approves!

(Anonymous) 2011-01-23 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHA! I loved what a troll Altair was, but I especially liked the ending :'D Great work!

Re: Driveby anon approves!

(Anonymous) 2011-01-23 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank, Drive-by!anon. Glad you liked it!

Re: Trolling Malik (2/2)

(Anonymous) 2011-01-23 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG this was perfect! Altair was so evil with his snooping around and little comments. I think I would have started throwing things also. But I do love how in the end, Malik is still smiling. :3

Also, I think "thrice-damned son of a camel" is my new favorite curse. XD

Re: Trolling Malik (2/2)

(Anonymous) 2011-01-23 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
:D Why thank you, anon! Glad you enjoyed it.