Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

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[(Anonymous)]

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"If you're going to suck on my neck, Altair, do it on the other side, right below my ear. I'm more sensitive there."

"Don't tell me where to put my mouth, damn it."

"I did not say take a bite out of my ear. I said below my ear. Are you dumb and deaf or just dumb?"

"For once, can't you just let me do it the way I want to do it?"

"No."

"You're seriously taking the fun out of this. I'm trying to—"

"Rub it between your hands first. I don't like it when it's cold."

"Stop treating me like I don't know how to do this. I know how to have sex with you."

"Then hurry up."

"Hurry up, he says. But when I hurry up it's, you're going too fast. And when I don't go fast enough it's, you're going too—"

"Get off me, moron. What's the point of having sex with you if I have to do everything myself?"

"Well, if you'd just—um..."

"What?"

"...that's kind of hot."

"What's so hot about me doing the same thing you do with your fingers?"

"I've never seen you do it to yourself. Maybe we should do it this way more often."

"Alta—"

"Sorry, sorry. Your head okay?"

"Didn't I tell you not to put your mouth on that side of my neck?"

"I'll suck on whatever side of your neck I want to."

"Not if I tell you not to, you won't."

"Are you going to let me do this or not?"

"…depends on if you can actually get this—get this—uh, keep doing that."

"Normally, I'd say make a clone and do it yourself if you're going to complain this much, although you'd probably like that, wouldn't you, you kinky bastard. But as long as you let me watch—"

"Did I say you could stop? Angle your hips a little bit more. To the right. No, no, your other right."

"I'll angle my hips the way I—"

"Don't move your—put your hand back over there, stupid."

"I can't believe having sex with someone like you can actually be unsexy."

"If you weren't such an incompetent moron, I wouldn't have to tell you what to do."

"Figures sex is the only time you won't shut up."

"Figures you can't even do something like sex right."

"You bast—oh—oh—do that again."

"What—this?"

"Damn, that's tight."

"This is what happens when you know what you're doing."

"Malik, st-stop."

"Too much for you?"

"Like hell it is."

"Good. Now go faster."

"Shut up. I'm going as fast as I can."

"Brainless wonder. When I push up like this…"

"Ma-Malik."

"You're supposed to push down like…like that."

"I wasn't…I wasn't ready, you jackass."

"Nobody told you to slow down. Move so I can feel good again."

"What about me?"

"What about you?"

"I'm supposed to feel good, too."

"Shut up and mo—ah—move, Altair."

"You like that, huh? What if I—"

"Move."

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[(Anonymous)]

OK WE CAN CLOSE THE KINK MEME NOW THAT WAS THE BEST FILL EVER :D

Re: done.

[(Anonymous)]

MOTHERFUCKING SECONDED.