Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

Re: My best friend/Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, feed the troll if you please. We don't frown on incest, but we do frown on stupidity. :)

Re: My best friend/Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

Fair enough, I'll write a troll fic later today then.

Re: The Magnificent Katie~!

[(Anonymous)]

As promised, a WONDERFUL fic for the ever so WONDERFUL Katie (who, ironically enough, shares most of my physical traits)

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"Oh messere Ezio!" Ezio's ears picked up the shrill voice and shuddered. 'Not another one' he thought. He had to deal with multiple members of the Sue family before, but they were starting to get more cunning every time. And more annoying as well.

He turned around to see something out of nightmares.
He was considered a tall man, in this area, but the woman, or giant, that came running at him was SURELY almost two heads taller.
Not to mention she attracted the attention of the guards he tried to avoid.

"Cazzo!" He ran towards her, grabbed her hand and pulled her in an alley, before the guards had truly noticed them. "You moron, you could've gotten us killed!"
The girl's face, framed with black hair, morphed in an expression that can only be descibed as a sideways three s a mouth with squinted eyes. This got Ezio by surprise, surely the human face could not, no, SHOULD not be able to that? His gasp only seemed to further morph the face in something less human.
"Oh Ezio! How I've longed to finally see you!" And her hands reached out to grab at him. It took years of training to dodge them.
"Are you send by that Borgia dog?" he demanded to know.
"Nyroooooh" escaped the creature's mouth. "Ew no, Cesare? More importantly, Ezio, please take me now!"

Ezio stared ar the foul creature in disbelief, and it took him almost a full minute to answer.
"What did you say?" He asked. But before she could repeat herself (he could NOT believe she'd repeat the vulgar request) he dragged her along. He noticed some guards entered the alley, alerted by the strange noises that emitted from the narrow dark street.
He whistled, and his shiny unicorn came galloping from around the corner. He jumped on it, and after a lot of attempts to jump on as well, his tall mysterious stalker managed to climb on.

He only saw ONE solution for this stream of Sues to stop. The last one, a certain Mary Sue, had nearly succeeded in killing Catherina before he could save her from the Castello. This particular big specimen surely would mean the end of the Brotherhood.
"What is your name, madonna?" He could swear he heard her moan behind him, as her hand pulled him against her body from behind him.
"Katie" she whispered huskily.
"Well then Katie, if I promise to grand you your request, will you leave me alone? You and your kind?" Ezio asked.
"No promises, but I will try!" She said as the magical shiny unicorn leaped over a fence, and they noticed how they had arrived at the river.

After the magical night, which even the writer of this story can't bring herself to write about, but involved a lot squeeling and steamy, but sloppy sex, she stopped following him around.

He did notice the increase on female bards in Rome though...

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I'm sorry, nearing the end I completely lost ALL will to write more about Katie, and this is what you'll have to do with!

The DEEPLY ASHAMED Magnificent Katie~!

[(Anonymous)]

=W= Im sorry, im so so so so so so so so so so sorry. I am the irl katie and I made the mistake of showing my friend the kink meme im not wonderful, not amazing, and not a mary sue (at least i dont think OxO) But she happens to know that i do find Ezio annoyingly attractive for a video game character lol I apologize for her fail and thank you for the hilarity that is this fiction xDD

Re: The DEEPLY ASHAMED Magnificent Katie~!

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, oh I'm sorry if it got you offended or anything, I just based 'Katie' on the many mary sues I've read, and what she told us about you.
It's ok, I don't think you're any weirder then most fans here, and it's not you who requested the prompt, so all is well.

I truly hope you enjoyed the fic, and also, brofist because you're 6'2 like me!

Re: The DEEPLY ASHAMED Magnificent Katie~!

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah lol its ok that was funny and the only thing wrong was i would be able to speak, i would only be able to make annoying squeaks if i met ezio xD It was a good and i gave her a good lashing for that lol it was funny and YAY LET US AMAZONS STICK TOGETHER!!! lol

Re: The DEEPLY ASHAMED Magnificent Katie~!

[(Anonymous)]

FAIL

I meant i WOULDNT be able to talk lol

Re: The Magnificent Katie~!

[(Anonymous)]

*applauds*

LOL forever at the thought of Mary Sue bards.