asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2010-09-13 08:44 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

crack!fill: Old People Are Evil [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2011-01-27 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
“Oh, dear. Not again.”

“What’s wrong?”

“It’s the Hastings-Miles’ again.”

“I thought it was Miles-Hastings?”

“It depends which one you’re talking to. But we will have to change the sheets again soon.”

“I thought they didn’t have any bowel problems.”

“They don’t. Rebecca Crane managed to get Viagra shipped here. She and Lucy – oops, Ms. Stillman, you know how she gets if we don’t show ‘respect for our elders’ - were gossiping over which one of them was having the problem. I think they decided it was Desmond.”

“Poor bloke. He has a rough time as it is, being married to Shaun. I swear, I’ve never met a man that grumpy about being told he’s too old to be working.”

“It could be worse. He could be stuck with Rebecca. Remember when she was trying to flirt with that delivery man? The one you said was quite handsome?”

“Was that the one Stillman called a ‘young-whippersnapper’ despite the fact that he was twenty-seven?”

“No, that was the one she accused of being a woman because of the length of his hair.”

“Thanks. I’d been trying to forget that one.”

“You’re welcome.”

“That’s it. Next time Desmond thinks he’s an Italian playboy and starts flirting with the staff, you deal with him.”

Re: crack!fill: Old People Are Evil [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2011-01-27 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh God, you worked in the bleeding effect too!

random!anon loves you.

Re: crack!fill: Old People Are Evil [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2011-01-27 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
This was glorious!! xD I... strangely find myself craving more like this, of when our Assassins are older xD

Re: crack!fill: Old People Are Evil [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2011-01-27 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
I could not stop laughing writeanon, this was so fucking funny. Can we please have more?

Re: crack!fill: Old People Are Evil [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2011-01-27 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That is fantastic. Hilarious, witty, and awesomely in character.

It depends which one you’re talking to.
A+++

Re: crack!fill: Old People Are Evil [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2011-01-30 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
OP here. You are my hero anon! This was cracktastic.