Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

Desmond's Ass

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, Desmond's ass.

It's so...flat.
Amazingly so.

Please anons, fulfil my need for more attention on this amazing part of Desmond's anatomy.

Re: Desmond's Ass

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's the jeans, cuz man... if we're going with the "Desmond looks like Francisco Randez" way... it ain't flat at all (and that's why it's amazing) http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/173762456_6b2d4ca495_z.jpg

Re: Desmond's Ass

[(Anonymous)]

Ladies and Gentlemen! Prepare yourselves to be amazed, to be awestruck, to be shown wonders that you've never seen before! Step up, step up! I give you, Desmond's Amazing Ass! Watch and be amazed as a simple change in --or out of-- jeans turns it from a flat pancake into an amazingly muscular mountain! Oo and ah over this awesome change that has been known to sideswipe bitchy historians, stunning blondes, perky techies, homicidal genetic experiments gone wrong, long dead ancestors, and a host of others!

Re: Desmond's Ass

[(Anonymous)]

omg... THIS.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Even so, with the jeans on it looks so hypnotically flat. It kind of makes it even better if beneath that layer it is a super ass.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

super ass that needs to be fucked!

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Anon, the conclusions you jump to...are fabulous.

Re: Desmond's Ass

[(Anonymous)]

what

Re: Desmond's Ass

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT WHAT, IN THE BUTT

It's a board! It's a plane! It's Desmond's ass!

[(Anonymous)]

Writeanon is a derp and misfired and doesn't know if kink meme etiquette says to repost it here or link it... welp.

I spent about as long thinking up the title as I did writing this and I said it once and I'll say it again, somebody better should fill this glorious prompt.

--
“How he does it, I’ll never know.”

“I mean, he wears a belt, but there’s nothing for it to hold on to.” Lucy raises an eyebrow at the unconscious man in the chair.

“Maybe all he needs to hold his pants up is in the front.”

“How unladylike, Rebecca.”

“Wouldn’t you know, Shaun?” Becca smirks over the Animus.

“It is not holding his trousers up.”

“Ha ha, I bet it’s Shaun’s ugly face that frightens them into staying on. ‘S happened before.”

“I beg your pardon?” There’s a clatter as a teacup is violently lowered.

“Enough about Shaun!”

“But really, how is it possible for a man’s ass to be that flat? It’s like… I don’t know.”

“A Macbook?” Lucy helpfully offers.

“Yeah! Desmond’s ass is flat as a Macbook.”

“Wouldn’t fit in an envelope, though, at least not anymore.” They high five.

Shaun snorts.

“Man, I have a deep respect for that belt. Protects us all from seeing Desmond’s flat ass day after day, with no help or thanks whatsoever.” Rebecca holds her headphones over her heart in mock reverence.

“And our jobs are difficult.” Lucy grins.

“Oh, shut up, will you? His arse is just fine, thank you.”

“Like I said, you would know.”

Re: It's a board! It's a plane! It's Desmond's ass!

[(Anonymous)]

Good. This is good. :3 I love it. XDDDDDDDDD