Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Fill: Stop! Baby time!

[(Anonymous)]

"Ha! You're cornered now!" Ezio had to allow himself a taunt of triumph as he finally managed to pin down the Borgia guard. The man had somehow managed to get away in the attack and had sprinted off to warn his captain.

The man glared at him and readied his weapon, a halberd, moving his hands so he could easily swing either end. Great. A guard who actually knew what he was doing and not just another hired thug trussed up in armor.

Ezio blocked one end of the halberd with his sword and shifted out of the way as the other end came swiftly for his leg. The guard was quick enough to catch part of the limb and through off his balance. As he half fell Ezio swung his sword in hopes he would strike between the plates, but the very same plates deflected the attack.

The two drew back a few paces, readying weapons for another go. Ezio moved first this time, pulling his steps to make a leap over the guard's hinted strike towards his ankles--

"Are you my dadda?"

The two froze in comical mid strike. The guard's position was so bad that he toppled sideways, catching himself with the staff of the halberd last second. There was a little girl standing near them, perhaps two to three years old, whimpering as she looked between them. When she saw that neither of them were her father she burst into tears and turned to try elsewhere.

Ezio looked between the toddler and the guard. His conscience tugged at him to go help the other girl, but the assassin in him saw a chance to strike and took it.

"One moment, assassino!" The guard held up a hand as he spoke, and Ezio stopped. "While you are a killer, I am a guard here to protect and serve the people of Roma. It is my duty to see the girl safely returned to her parents." With that the guard jogged after the toddler.

Ezio blinked at what just happened. A guard actually helping a citizen of Roma? "Just what are you implying!? I'm fighting against the tyranny of your Borgia masters to help free the people! I should be the one to return the girl!" Not weighed down by armor, Ezio reached the girl first and snatched her up, tucking her safely against his side. "Don't worry, uno piccolo mio. I'll help you find Papa."

The guard gaped, "I can't allow that! Unhand her!"

"I will do no such thing!" Ezio shouted back, but the volume was too much for the little girl, who began to cry louder. Both men halted their battle once more to comfort her with soothing sounds. Finally, Ezio looked up with narrowing eyes, "It seems...we'll have to work together. For now."

"Yes," the guard agreed, "but only until the girl is home safely!"

So began a rather...interesting escapade around the district. "Do you recognize this child?" "No, I haven't seen her before..." "Excuse me, messere, is this your child?" "God no! I don't need another one? "Have you heard of anyone looking for a child." "I dunno, go bother someone else."

The child didn't make things any easier. She cry out when she thought she saw her mother or father, only to cry when it wasn't them. At one point Ezio had bought and sliced her an apple to nibble on. And at another the guard had disappeared to a stall only to reappear with a rag doll to amuse the girl.

They had had a scare with a man of...mental perversion. It was even worse that he greatly resembled the girl's father (according to her) and had acted the part of distressed parent...until he tried to fondle her chest. Ezio had darted away with the toddler while the guard had beaten the man back with the shaft of his halberd.

They became desperate. Ezio would hide behind a nearby corner with the girl while the guard popped into guard posts to see if any reports of a missing child had come in. Or the guard would stay on the street while Ezio climbed up to meet with groups of assassins he knew were nearby to see if they had seen any distressed parents running around.

Fill: Stop! Baby time! 2/2

[(Anonymous)]

(darn you, LJ word limit!)

Finally, FIANLLY, they found the parents along the docks. The wife seemed to have been just returning from shopping. She took one look at her finally-not-crying daughter and began screaming at her husband "I left her with you! You said you would watch her!"

"I didn't know she had wandered off..."

The father was so nonchalant that Ezio and the guard made sure the toddler was safe in her mother's arms before they punched the man.

"Now, assassino, where were we?"

"About to slaughter you in a fight, I should say"

Re: Fill: Stop! Baby time! 2/2

[(Anonymous)]

I like to think that the guard didn't die in the fight, and lived to fight another day. <3333333

Re: Fill: Stop! Baby time! 2/2

[(Anonymous)]

Awww! You beat me to it! *pout*

That aside, this was ADORABLE. I am so jealous of this fic, I have no words. I bow before your cuteness, write!anon.

Now I'm debating about posting my version...would you mind if I did?

Re: Fill: Stop! Baby time! 2/2

[(Anonymous)]

Not!OP gives you two thumbs up!
Especially for the "God, no! I don't need another one!" line. That was good.