asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Business AND pleasure

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
So, Shaunny boy's an assassin, who has likely been on missions before, eh?

I want to see prim and prissy Shaun being sent to a nightclub/bar/fetish joint to collect intel. Maybe it's a Templar hot spot. Maybe he's collecting sensitive information from another team. I just want Shaun immersing himself in it, blending right in...

God, why do they let me have Internet at 3am...

Re: Absolution - (5.2/?)

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
HNNNNNG NOT-OP HERE, BUT JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC/YOU.
Seriously, don't ever stop this story or I will cry. You are a brilliant writer, ALSO I LOVE THAT HAFEZ IS LIKE MALIK AND ADNAN LIKE ALTAIR. ;-; hngsogood <3

Re: OP IS BURSTING WITH HAPPINESS

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Holy jesus christ shit fuck. This is insanely hot. I LOVE YOU WRITE-ANON.

OP says misfire went better than expected

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
My very first misfire nets an amazing, smutty fill. I love this kink meme. I love it so.

GOOD WORK ANON

Re: ^As A Dog Should 1.4/?

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Awww yeah! Hell _is_ going to break loose! Lupo isn't going to stay in a bed, I'm sure of it!

Re: Shades of Gold (5/?)

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaw bene! Youg Al Mualim story! I'm definitely interested!

OP

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Who loves you, baby!

Re: i grow tired of my flesh and bones (1b/3)

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
aww, author!anon is very happy to know so! insanity in fiction is always intriguing and my favorite type, as long as it's not taken stereotypically or plain bad fic. and i kinda love disney, too, so there.

even if my favorite disney is the darker works like hunchback of notre dame. :>

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
you make author!anon cry of glee. ;u; i never really expected anyone to like this since i'm such a novice when it comes to writing ac. :>

Re: i grow tired of my flesh and bones (1b/3)

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeeees, all my boners to bonkers Desmond! Wonderful work Anon

Re: Absolution - (5.2/?)

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
D'awwww. Author!Anon is glad that you like it, really! You're making me blush. xD
I hope you will keep reading this! :D

Re: i grow tired of my flesh and bones (1b/3)

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Going beautiful, authoranon. I really like how the style is all disjointed.

BREAK HIM, AUTHORANON. MAKE HIM LOSE HIS SHIT.

drunk!Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
After a successful assassination of particularly dangerous enemies, Altair and some other assassins have a little wine to celebrate.

Altair is a little aprehensive at first, but decides to share a drink with his brothers. However, Altair only gets a half a glass down before he is drunk and giggling insanely. The other assassins are stunned at first before drinking down more.

Malik goes to see what all the commotion is about and is stunned to see Altair completely off his rocker. Poor Malik decides to lead him off to bed, unhappily dealing with his drunken slurs.

Altair waking up with a hangover the next morning would be an awesome bonus.

If there's smut, I'd rather bottom!Altair <3

This prompt was inspired by some real life events. This anon can't hold her liqour either. She gets tipsy off half a glass of wine or drink and manages to wake up with a hangover the next morning XD

The Hard Way

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
...Some things are better left forgotten after drinking. Lucy, Rebecca, Shaun and Desmond learned that one the hard way.

Won

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond has a few inner demons that he wanted to stay hidden, but the others just won't listen.

Re: drunk!Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, the image I go from reading the prompt... I seconed! Because it's so F**king hilarious

Re: like pillars four [3/3?]

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Not!OP loved this...I really should read the last two books & catch up...

Re: That has to be my favorite quote, ever.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
HAH!
Aw, Ubisoft should totally make this an Easter Egg if you beat all the games, then go back to play the first one...

FRIDAY! FRIDAY!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The assassin's are facing their toughest hit yet. Rebecca Black. I wanna see the entire ass creed crew trying to take her down through out her 'Friday' video and failing. All the while La Volpe is watching from a distance laughing his ass off

Anons, you wish to do this prompt *preforms jedi mind trick*

captcha;sultutt corner I'm so maybe a slut in the corner *wink*

Re: FireFly

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, that's so cute!

SHARK!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
(Mostly because it's Shark Week)

Ezio meets a shark face to Face.

Re: SHARK!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I just got an image of a shark lurking in one of the temples Ezio has to get through... (Like Octy!)

Ezio sees it and goes, "Screw this."

Re: Twist on Pocahontas

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Have to find someone for Flit (sp?) though...

And it's just because Ezio would be just as epic in a bubble bath... (Fed as Meeko, maybe? Stealing all the cherries... or Leo, for the artistic side? I can't choose)

/just had a vision of Al Mualim as Grandma Willow... *dies*

Re: OP HERE, for the ones who wanted dark fic

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry OP for the misleading rep - I'm the 'Ezio as Percy' anon... derp.

Sounds epic though... I feel sorry for Alty though... Omnom! End with a leap of faiiiiiiith!

Re: Everybody Wants To Be A Cat~

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio as Thomas would be damn right... oh dear, I love disney craze...

So, Assassins all turned to cats?

(I suddenly thought: dogs = Robert and Sibrand...) Oh, OP, I should hate you for giving me such crack material...