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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

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☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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The frog deflates and crouches low against the dresser, ready to pounce like an animal of prey. “I'd prefer the other option,” it says slowly, glancing at Malik's empty hands with obvious suspicion.

“And if I refuse to help you?”

“I'd have to go to Acre – the next closest kingdom with an available member of the a royal family,” it answers with a sniff. Though Acre is at least three days' travel on a horse and no doubt significantly longer on nothing but a springy set of frog's legs, the frog doesn't lower itself to begging. If anything, it crosses its arms and looks even more obstinate, a curious creature by any measure, so prideful despite being so debased. It probably ate a fly for breakfast and it's still holding itself like royalty.

Malik sits down on the cushioned dresser chair and holds out its hand, smirking to himself. This isn't what he expected his fairytale to play out like, but he's sure there's still a dragon to be slayed and an evil wizard to be conquered somewhere. He could afford to peck a mystical creature or two. (Plus, he has an hour and a half to kill before sword practice and the map he has been studying had been giving him a headache.) But, however secretly kind, Malik is not easy, so he says, “You could afford to grovel a little in your state, Toad.”

Even as it jumps into Malik's palm the frog manages a convincing frown with its limited facial muscles. Its skin is damp and slippery but it clings to his thumb with both webbed hands nonetheless, trying to find purchase in case the prince really did throw him. “A frog,” it protests highhandedly as it is lifted to eye-level. “Not a toad.”

“No frog tongue,” says Malik and he kisses it.

Its mouth-slash-nose is wet and cold like the rest of it, but it warms up against his skin. Then, something damp brushes up against the seam of his mouth and Malik jerks back, snatching his hands back to himself and not really caring if the damned thing landed on the floor and hit its head on the way down. Certainly, as a prince, Malik is hardly as squeamish as his female counterparts, but even so, kissing a frog is still an act of charity and honestly, he had only one demand. One! He had said-

“No tongue,” he mumbles, blinking wide-eyed at the face peering straight back at him. It is golden-eyed and dark-haired, dusky-skinned and sharp in its angles, in the harsh line of its nose and the slopes of its cheeks. The mouth brushing against his lower lip is thin-lipped but hardly frog-like, a raised scar cutting across it on one side. The frog-turned-prince-turned-king has his hands braced on Malik's chair, arms on either side of the prince's hips, and he isn't moving except to take advantage of Malik's surprise to press another close-mouthed kiss against the tip of his nose.

The frog prince pulls back just as quickly, licking his lips and grinning. “No frog tongue, you said,” he argues. “You said nothing about the regular kind.”

Though the spell is obviously undone, Malik decides to take the safe route and, planting a foot against the other prince's stomach, throws him against the wall as well.

[1] – Apparently in the original versions of The Frog Prince, an act of violence (or more specifically, the princess throwing the frog against the wall) is what breaks the spell.

Anon, I'll be honest right now - that made me tear up a little. Seriously, Desmond suffers beautifully ~~as weird as that sounds ;u;~~

Sweet! I really wanted to write Des for this, lol. Do you mind if I go with expansion!anon's idea, though (Satine=Lucy, Shaun=future love interest)? Because there's not nearly enough Des/Luce here. Either way, you'll end up getting sum delicious Des/Shaun, I promise.

Oh man, I can just imagine Maria laughing her ass of as she watches Malik rant at Altair about how his...predicament is all his fault while Altair has a vaguely embarrassed and angry look on his face with Malik wearing maternal clothes showing just how far along he is. Then maybe later she gives him some back and foot massages while she commiserates and listens to how much being pregnant with Altair's brood is so hard to deal with.

I second this motion!

Whatever floats your goat, anon :3

Is anyone else having trouble with Delicious? I can't go to the first archive because it says it doesn't exist. When I go to the second I can't search the tags. I can't find the prompt I was going to fill. I know its Delicious fault and mods can't fix it but I was wondering what's going to happen to all the fills and prompts from the 1st one.

God this fill was like... illegally adorable. Seriously. Especially Malik with the little owls :3

*flails around*

YES. This is how I picture the courtesans - badass hotties that can service a guy and kill one, too. And when they're done kicking ass, they go back to their normally charming selves until someone decides to screw with them again. Perfect. <3

Hi! I'm actually the person whose in charge of the 2nd Delicious (and I'm really sorry about how far behind it is, we'll get it up to date soon. Real life sort of caught us all there for a while).

But if for some reason the first Delicious really is gone I suppose we could re-archive part one, though it'd probably take a while.

Do you hear that high pitched squealing sound? Yeah, that's me. XDDDD
Oh, you have no idea how much I'm gleeing over this. *settles in to wait* I miss the Des/Lucy pairings myself.

I second this second, because this scene is hilarious.
Here, writeanons! Come see the shiny awesome that is this prompt! XD

Malik is the son of the princess of Sleeping Beauty, and Kadar has a genie girlfriend?? I have the biggest grin on my face right now. And that ending is perfect. XD Malik wasn't specific enough, and Altair definitely took advantage of it.

I remember reading that original fairytale (actually that one was the reason I rediscovered my love for fairytales, and I have several books that have early versions of the ones we know today. They were actually pretty violent and very few of them had happy endings. I think I prefer the older versions, over the overly-sweet-always-a-happy-ending fairytales that are so prevalent now. ~~I blame Disney.~~)

Now this is something I can't wait to read.

As far as I know, delicious recently had an ownership change and since then, all delicious archives have the same problems - I guess we can only wait for them to get their issues under control...

I really love that you included the original version of the fairy tale - having grown up with the originals, I could never understand the obsession people have with kissing frogs - throwing them against the wall would have solved all their problems XD

Driveby!anon is actually freaking out over a children's lit essay on fairy tales...and this one made my day! Thank you, write!anon!

Writeranon was exactly aiming for an aesthetic kind of suffering, and is glad it had actually worked. :)

OP. I understand it not being up to date I was talking about not being about to search the because it says the tags don't exist. =/ I know its no ones fault.

If part 1 is going to be re-archive I could could offer a hand in helping? I have a good bit of free time a few days a week. (Unemployment helps with that. Lol.)

It should not have taken me this long to write this little, but it did.

I imagine Ezio to be very good at pleasuring women not using sex. ~~Maybe because it's a personal kink of mine...~~

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Sofia arched her back off the bed with a loud moan, grabbing the sheets under her hands tightly and pulling hard enough that the sheets were in serious danger of being shredded.

Ezio laughed and lifted his head. He ran his hand up Sofia’s soft thigh and kissed the inside of her leg, the skin soft and pale and perfect except for those stretch marks that he paid special attention to with his lips.

“Don’t you dare stop,” Sofia hissed. The hiss was quickly turned into a moan as Ezio returned his mouth to her crotch. “E-Ezio…” The combination of his tongue on her clit and the scratch of his beard on her labia was amazing. Her entire body tensed and she drew her legs together, trapping Ezio between them.

“Quiet, Sofia…” The deep hum of his voice against her was turning her on in a way entirely different from how his lips and tongue was turning her on. “You’ll wake Flavia…”

“I’ll be quiet if you get back to what you were doing,” she growled under her breath. She felt his callused hand on her hip and arched her back.

Even though it was common practice, Sofia’s family had worried about the fact that she had married a man in his fifties. She didn’t regret it, though. Even if he came home at night too tired for sex, his arms were warm and strong, and the things he could do with his tongue…

That very tongue teased her again and she bit her lip to muffle her moan of delight. “Ezio!” She swore she could feel his scar on his mouth as he kissed her hot, wet center before he let his tongue slip inside her. He was quickly reducing her to little more than a shuddering, pleasured heap on the bed. She would never know how he managed to do it, but she wasn’t complaining. Panting, she stared up at the ceiling, his limbs too heavy with pleasure to move. She could feel his tongue inside her and it was… amazing.

Ezio pulled away in worry when Sofia let out a small whine and stared down at his wife, eyebrows furrowed in concern.

Sofia smiled weakly. “I’m okay…” She reached up and slipped her hands into his hair, teasing at the black and grey locks tenderly. “You’re amazing, you know that?” The smirk on his lips told her that he did. She kissed those lips and tasted herself on them.

“I love you…” Ezio buried his own hand into her red hair and laid himself down beside her, the hardness of his erection contrasting the softness of his belly. Even though she knew he was hard muscle under there, old age had turned his midsection soft to the touch and his arms and legs to wire. Sliding one hand from his hair, Sofia slipped her hand down Ezio’s side and across to his cock, the head wet with precome. “No, Sofia…” Ezio lifted her hand away and returned it to his hair.

Then, his movements careful but focused, he slid his own hand over Sofia’s belly, still a little rounded from her pregnancy, and into the thick curls of pubic hair. Their eyes locked, his fingers teased her labia open, rolling the hard center of her clit between his fingers enough to make Sofia gasp in pleasure and only let up long enough to slip one finger into her already open warmth. Ezio adjusted his hand, crooking his finger inside his wife and using the fleshy part of his thumb to continue to massage her.

Gasping in pleasure, Sofia rocked onto the finger happily, eyes fluttering shut. She grabbed Ezio’s shoulders, hard, and clung on while he managed to wring an orgasm out of her using just the one finger he already had inside of her. Shuddering out her breath, Sofia opened her eyes and locked gazes with her husband. His brown eyes were warm and loving. Leaning forward, she kissed him deeply. She opened her mouth to speak but from the next room over came the sound of wailing.

Ezio groaned and buried his face in Sofia’s shoulder for a moment. Before she could get up, though, he pushed himself upright and found his trousers. “I’ll do it.” His voice was husky and quiet. Sofia just nodded and laid back on the bed, still trying to catch her breath.

Er.
Mod's brain power is equal to that of a snail.
If you have issues with the meme please contact me, don't make these post. I usually discontinue prompts around the time that a part reaches 40 pages.
The point of the a kink meme is to make prompts that involve kinks, if it be crack or not, there are some authors who like filling crack also so don't speak on their behalf. I'll start a discussion post so that these things can be said and discussed without peers feeling threatened.
This is just the gist of what I'm seeing if I missed anything please inform me.

Also there will be a part 4 for the release of Revelations.

Jaksjxjieuxhd
Faustina yes.
il Lupo you sexy bastard you just unf
I cannt wait for more.

Okay so I was inspired by a Tumblr post. Namely, this one:
"oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat "

So I want this (or something similar).... Desmond and Sixteen style. If they know each other or not is up to the writeanon. But really.... can I get Des fucking with Sixteen? We have prompts of Sixteen messing with Des' head; lets have it the other way around! I will love you forever and give you cookies :3

I logged into Delicious and can see all of the tags, just as I left them so it's probably just Delicious having a few issues since the change in ownership. The only advice I can give you is to check back every now and then and maybe they'll get everything sorted out!

OH MAN, YES. The volunteers and I all got smacked around by life and it's been ridiculously hard to find the time. I'm going to work on updating the tags tonight but any help is greatly appreciated. If you'd like to help (if anybody would like to help) I can be reached either through a PM or at power460@gmail.com. Just send me a message and I'll give you a little briefing to get you up-to-date and ready to start archiving!

Really, it just what the title says, that is exactly what I want.

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