asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
Fills Only
Discussion

OP

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
I... -speechless-

Altair/Maria is one of my OTPs, anon, and so is Altair/Malik. This is so wonderful and perfect, thank you so much!

The mental image of Altair with a bowtie nervously waiting at the altar for Maria is so precious, you have no idea?

Is there any way this humble, happy anon could beg for the wedding to be written?

Re: brainwashed!Malik kills Kadar in Solomon's Temple mission

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
This is fucking genius.

Seconded with the force of a 1000 boners.

Kink meme, you disappoint.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
This is a kink meme, but I have yet to read a single prompt about a cum dumpster!
That is my prompt.
Bonus points for a 4+some and double bonus points if the dumpster is Leonardo, Ezio, Sibrand, Subject 16, or Cesare.
(Ahahahaha, cumdumpster Cesare! I have to draw that now!)

Re: brainwashed!Malik kills Kadar in Solomon's Temple mission

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
HOLY BUTTFUCK.
Tentatively claiming. I reallyyy want to do this, but I'm working on another fill at the moment.
Don't let that stop anyone else from filling!

Leo Angst - TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Okay I have two and they both full of angsty Apple shenanigans and poor Leonardo getting caught in the middle.

Ezio and Leonardo are in a relationship but things are turning dangerous. Fearing for his lover's safety, Ezio reluctantly takes drastic action and decides to wipe Leonardo's memory of himself in hopes that it will protect him. However, Ezio accidentally takes it a step to far and wipes Leo's mind clean. There now is just an empty shell of the man he loved who basically becomes a doll for the Templars' pleasure. Cue Ezio attempting to fix shit.

OR! Leonardo studied the apple under both the assassins and Cesare. As strong of a mind as he has, Leonardo eventually is overcome by the power of the Apple. Driven insane by images of the past and present, he becomes a danger to not only others but to himself (been reading that Secret Crusade madness). Ezio now fears for his friend and the possibility that death will be the only way to bring peace.

OMNOMNOMNOM, MY PROMPT.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
...ahem.
But yeah, I'm writing this and have gotten the 1st part done. Problem is, LJs damn character limit. >.> It would be odd to post several odd-character-amount prompts, so I'm just gonna finish it and then post it, k?

Re: Kink meme, you disappoint.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Subject 16 screwing a bunch of Abstergo guards? DO WANT. I'd write it myself but I cannot write porn for the life of me.

OP

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry this took me so long! D: Life kicked me in the ass.

Possession?? XD Ezio is gonna have Elika in his head? (Why is the only thing going through my head Cortana and Master Chief?? IDEK! X3)

Re: Malik/Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh! I like this idea! I'd write it if I thought I could do your prompt justice, anon! T_T My writing skillz are not that great. I also second that it should have nothing to do with the book.

I vote that a writeanon takes the loss of a limb idea. I've seen a lot of the whole rape-h/c, and would like to see something different.

Re: Recipe: Unnamed cheese condiment

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much for these! *happy-happy* Now I need to try to cook again w/o failing!

Re: Altair/Malik/(Maria), happily ever after

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god YES! This needs to be done. There just plain needs to be more A/M/M happy threesome fic/art.

Minifill

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I hope it pleases you op, because this image was glued between my eyebrows and I had to write it down while my canelloni were in the oven <3 I'm sorry if it's not, thought. This is only my second fill for this fandom after all :)

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“Tell me where to find the Assassino”

It hurts.

Another kick to his ribs and he was sure he felt something crack inside.

“Are you going to tell me now stronzo? Or should I kick the words out of your mouth?”

The guard was smirking with cruelty written all over his face, watching the shivering frame of the young boy at his feet with sadistic pleasure, readjusting his gloves and crouching in front of him, spitting at Francesco and delivering an armful of hard kicks and punches to the man at the floor.

"How does it feel assassino? To be poisoned with the same tricks you and your companions use to kill us..."

Damn the figlio di puttana and himself for not noticing the poisoned arrow that made his way to his leg an hour ago. He was tired enough for the day and a previous mission and decided against a fight, and had just started looking for a safe spot but then his vision went blurry and his whole body felt like lead and the last he remembered before falling down the rooftops was an excruciating pain on his chest and then oblivion.

He woke up to a boot on his face and fortunately just a broken leg... or, that was before said boot crushed full force against his stomach, leaving him gasping painfully for air.

"Where is him?" kept asking the heavily armed guard, making lighthearted attempts at pulling the arrow on his leg, making streaks of pure agony shot up his spine and remembering him of a flourish of curses and foul words he did not recall to have used before.

“Tell me where is your Maestro!” Ah, they wanted to find Ezio. Well, too bad. The least he was going to do was betraying The Order.

And he would kill himself if somehow he betrayed Ezio.

The man had been like a second father for him, and even without directly doing it, dug his way onto Francesco's mind and heart, almost replacing fond memories he had of Perotto from when he was younger with encouraging smiles and hard but caring words when the Master Assassin trained him. After no longer than a week, Ezio was the man he respected and admired the most.

By no means was he telling this bastardo where his Master was.

So instead, he grunted when he felt the coppery taste of blood in his mouth and spitted at the guard beating the life out of him. After what it felt like forever he made a mental diagnose on himself and adding to the bruises on his whole upper body and the broken leg, he found it was painfully hard to breath so he most definitely had a broken or misplaced rib, and to top it all he was under some kind of poison... he wasn't sure if it would just restrict his movements or actually kill him. And taking he got this lovely arrow -still puncturing his still usefull leg- it was probably the latter.

The bald man grabbed him by the front of his chemise and slammed him against the brick wall, hitting the back of his head and making him see black spots in front of him. "Fair enough, I won't have to watch his ugly face" he thought with a little smirk, ignoring the splitting headache and possible concussion he had now to add to the list.

"Spero che il tuo Maestro avrà una morte atroce." he hissed to an infuriated guard, and fought to get his arms to cover his face before the blow, failing miserably because the venom had already spread through his entire body and he couldn't move, so when the man slapped him brutally over and over until finally his vision was going black, he couldn’t breathe anymore and all he heard was a deafening ring on his ears-

“What the--!?”

Somehow he heard the distant cry of an eagle, and just seconds before losing consciousness, his body registered being carefully lifted from the ground.

And despite the pain, Ezio’s soothing voice telling him everything would be okay gave him a little hope.
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Fin

Again apologizing for any typos and grammar fails. I'm learning italian at the moment and sorry if I fail but Francesco's line is meant to say "I hope your Master will have an excruciating death"

unexpected boner

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Want

Re: FILL [4.c/6]

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
;A;

Leo! You made Ezio cry! D: How could you? And you're only now figuring it out? DX *so frustrated with Leo right now* I'm gonna go cuddle Ezio for a bit. *stalks off*

author-and-foodie anon

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
You are very welcome! I wish you the best of luck with these. Let me know if I can be of any assistance, we can de-anon and PM each other or something. I am always happy to help a fellow cook ^_^

Re: OMNOMNOMNOM, MY PROMPT.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
OP here. I look forward to reading it!!!
:)

Re: Art based prompt

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh, yes please - Ijust saw this picture myself! *drools*

Re: Malik/Maria, Altair watching

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
YES PLEASE. Good, I don't even know how the struggle for who rides whom would be worked out. Also, two bits says M/M both turn around and tell Altair to shut up when he tries to direct. :D

Role Reversal?

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
I read a couple of mini-fics that dealt with the characters having different roles on y!gallery (ff.net?? I don't remember!) Now this idea won't go away.

I'd like to see a fic that deals with the whole Solomon's Temple, but instead of Altair being thrown from the room, Malik is. The entrance collapses, and Malik can't go back to help Altair or Kadar (and like Altair could, he can hear the fighting.) Malik goes back to Masyaf to report what happened to the mission, and believes Altair and his brother to be dead. Altair ends up coming in with the Apple, all bloody like Malik had been in game. (Altair's arm is wounded from trying to protect Kadar? D:)

I'd like Altair to lose his status b/c he can't fight anymore. Malik takes over Altair's role. How do Altair and Malik deal with the situation?

OP!!! Re: Minifill

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you writer!anon!! I'm so glad someone filled this, I wasn't expecting it and it was a lovely surprise. Poor Francesco :( I liked this so much but felt bad for liking it. And I'm so glad Ezio came for him in the end. <33 Grazie anon! And I understood the Italian phrase although I don't speak it, and would have no clue if it's correct ;)

Hope that you post more fills xx

OP: Role Reversal?

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Bah, fail. I forgot to mention that I'd like Kadar to survive, if possible. He comes in with Altair, but is completely fine.

Re: Malik/Maria, Altair watching

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
>______>; This Anon who almost exclusively likes Yaoi WANTS THIS LIKE BURNING! OMG this fandom is making me like het!?

I love this meme...

LEO PWNS THE APPLE

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
In the cut scene where Leonardo, Antonio, Bartolomeo and Ezio are looking at the Apple in Venice, Leonardo is the only one who doesn't flinch away! The power of Leo's intellect is so advanced that he can look at the Database of the Gods itself without going crazy. I want Leonardo in a room at the Tiber Hideout, efficiently and easily wiki-trawling the hell out of the Apple, while Ezio barges in afraid that Leo is going to be stuck inside the thing.

C'mon, the man predicted Plate Tectonics, and that wasn't excepted as scientific fact until the 1960's. Leonardo's mind is a sexy, sexy place, and I want to see him dominating the Deux Ex Machina of the game!

Re: LEO PWNS THE APPLE

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
THIS. This prompt is fucking HOT.

Re: LEO PWNS THE APPLE

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded!! This is just pure win and needs to be written!