asscreedkinkmeme | Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

because this meme doesn't have enough Connor/Dobby or really Connor/any recruit. anyway. what i'm looking for specifically is pretty simple. all i want is fic of Connor and Dobby (or the recruit of your choice) finding themselves unable to keep their hands to themselves and getting into the first hiding spot they can find (probably not a very good one) and just going at it in public. the reason they're unable to keep their hands to themselves is up to whoever decides to fill this, if anyone. whether there's some outside force causing it or they just happen to be really horny for each other during a mission, i don't care. i just want more porn with the recruits (mainly Dobby).

I'm pretty sure at least a few people are gonna figure know who I am because of this but
I have this headcanon
that Leonardo is at least a few inches taller than Ezio (historically there are claims that Leonardo was pretty dang tall too)
so if anyone could write some ezioleo and incorporate that I would love you forever and ever

I've had a rough week, and while I was trying to survive, this horrifying little plotbunny dropped into my lap. Sadly, I am not talented enough to write it. Help?

crazy!Clay sees the way Desmond is being treated from within the Black Room, and decides that those bastards and bitches don't deserve him, so while he's in the Animus, he causes it to glitch and forces Desmond into a coma, thus exiling him to Animus Island. There, he proceeds to have many rounds of dub-con sex and tell Desmond that he's the only one who will ever love and understand him. Desmond eventually can't keep up a resistance anymore and submits to the loving treatment, convinced that Clay is the only one he needs in order to live, completely forgetting about the guys outside (and the world ) in the process. Basically, he has Stockholm Syndrome for Clay.

Meanwhile, Shaun manages to hack around Clay's virus (you figure this part out) and watches as Clay manipulates the shit out of Desmond, feeling his heart break in the process. He's got a crush on Desmond, but never got to tell him (figuring it was never the right time) before Clay snatched him up. But unlike most men, he doesn't give up the fight - instead he finds a way to bring Clay's remaining fragments out into the living world, taking Desmond with him. Shaun drags Desmond away from Clay and tries to undo the damage done, only to have Clay flip the fuck out and try to kill him. Desmond begs him not to, and Clay eventually decides Shaun is a good enough man to live, and possibly good enough to love Desmond like he does. That makes him much more attractive in Clay's eyes, and thus the three get together for a little peace-making that night.

Everything is good -- right up until William, Lucy and Rebecca discover that 16 is alive again and still crazy as a shit house rat, Desmond is now completely reliant on him, and Shaun has decided to hop aboard the loony train to be with them because he's too clingy and possessive to let Desmond go, plus he's now kind of in love with Clay the same way Desmond is.

TL;DR: crazy!Clay kidnaps Desmond and has dubcon sex with him until Desmond develops Stockholm Syndrome towards him. Shaun drags them out of the Animus and tries to separate the two, only to get dragged down with them, resulting in a threeway relationship. William and co are not pleased when they find out what's been going on.

If this doesn't work, then I accept Clay/Desmond/Shaun AUs. :D I just really want to see this pairing done (hopefully with some porn). Please?

Where is all the cuteness ? (Inspired by a fanart of Lyricalt).

Altaïr, Ezio, Connor, Aveline and Desmond are orphans, but they consider themselves as siblings.

They live alone in a big flat/House rented by Haytham. The man is a mob, and he never visits. The kids are not even aware that he is involved (except maybe Altaïr) but the money for the children never miss.

Somehow the social workers never bother with them, even when worried neighboors call for them. (Is it because Haytham is powerful, rich, and not above killing them ?)

The "siblings" are taking care of themselves. Altaïr is around 14-16, Ezio is 10-13, Connor and Aveline are 7-9 (they are sort of "twins"), and Desmond is around 5 or less.

That's all folks ! Just their life taking care of each others. You can involve any other character, Malik, Shaun, Lucy, Charles Lee, Achilles, Kanen...And please, no "incest".

Haytham and his associates are very powerful men, operating outside the law. They kick ass, make money, and engage in rather morally questionable activities. The police know better than to interfere with them, and it could be argued that life is better for the impoverished and vulnerable with them around.

Everything is going rather swimmingly, until a new cop shows up in town. One who's not afraid to ignore the warnings of his superiors. One who will stop at nothing to get justice. One who has a vendetta against Charles Lee. Of course, it takes about half an hour hacking Google to figure out this new cop is none other than Haytham's son and his ragtag bunch of misfit cops are all unfortunate victims of the less lovely side to their criminal activities.

Bonuses:

- The mafia are very affable in their 'management style'. "No, sir, you must be kinder to your dancers. We own this club, and unless you wish to be found disembowelled in the river at sunrise, we suggest you treat them better."

- When Connor and Haytham's relation is revealed, they argue a lot. Very loudly. In front of their allies, who are trying rather desperately to become one with the background and not make eye contact with their very obviously uncomfortable enemies.

- Keep it relatively light-hearted? Or at least not really depressing.

Could anon get a cute father son story where Haytham gives Connor "The Talk" in vivid detail and Connor is incredibly embarrassed by it all.

(Short prompt is short)

I just want some awkward, adorable father son times, pleaaaaaaase <3

Something, anything based on this post:
http://kyuohki.tumblr.com/post/45245612023/yusufdaistanboo-magitekarmor-plot-twist

Possible background or plot -
The Norse Gods were a faction of the First Civilization that separated from the rest of their kind long before the war broke out between the First Civ and humans. (Civil war, perhaps?) And when the war did break out, instead of fighting alongside their brethren, they figured out how to jump realms and closed the way behind them.

But with the discovery and development of Asgard, the rest of the realms were also discovered...and they were forced into war anyway - their technology shifting and evolving to match their new threats until it more resembled magic than technology (and even started becoming referred to as such by new generations.) Even their history becomes skewed as to how they discovered the Realms and slowly forgot their origins on Earth.

Centuries later, events of Thor movie happen, and the games leading up to AC3 and Desmond putting that first energy source in happen. And then ~~the shit hits the fan~~ everything in that gifset happens. :D

Does Loki know about Asgard's relationship to the First Civ? (I imagine Loki to have been a curious little bugger growing up in Asgard, and maybe he found some "ancient artifact/tech" that gave him a boost in his magical ability?) Is Juno pissed at seeing this descendant of who she believes to be traitors? (Hush, she doesn't know about his Jotun heritage.)

If you can fit in Loki/Des in there somehow, I'll love you forever plus send you all the interwebs, cookies, cake, and pie.

Say that Desmond survived his electrocution - instead of killing him, it just put him in a coma for a while. When he wakes up, the Order insists on using the Apple's power to wipe out a few Templars, and see what else it can do. Desmond, too tired to argue and just wanting his life to be over by now, agrees and uses the Apple to kill the Templars (your choice here) before he tries to use it for something else.

That "something else" turns out to be granting a personal wish that Desmond had when he was younger (and still has now, even though he won't admit it) - finding someone who can actually love and take care of him. Not as a friend, or a lover, but as a PARENT. Cue the arrival of Giovanni Auditore, who after seeing the hells Desmond has to live through on a daily basis now, takes the broken boy under his wing as his adopted son and starts to train and raise him like he did Federico, Ezio and Petruccio.

William does not take kindly to someone trying to snatch his sacrificial lamb, er, I mean SON away. Neither does the Order, for that matter.

The Hangover assassin's creed style. Altair, Ezio, and Connor get together and throw a party for Desmond who passes his initiation test into the brotherhood. After a crazy night, they wake up with no memory of what happened the night before. Whats worse is Desmond is missing.

Pairing: Don't really care. I don't mind yaoi.

For inspiration click this link: http://askaltmal.tumblr.com/post/41137257377/assassins-hangover-au-in-which-the-four-best

dub or noncon warning

Haytham and Connor are captured by King Washington who decides to use the opportunity to hurt them and humiliate them, so he uses the Apple to compel them to have sex while he watches. They have no choice but to obey, however, they remain fully conscious of what they're doing, which, naturally, is deeply distressing for both of them. Bonus points for:

-Connor is a virgin and deep down he's terrified, both by the idea that this will be his first time and that it's his father who's about to take him
-Haytham can tell he's a virgin so he actually tries his best to be gentle both as a way to rebel against Washington and because he genuinely does care
(-Alternately, ignore the bonus points above and write Connor topping Haytham)
-The Aftermath
-They do it again out of their own free will

I don't really care what pairing, I've just been craving a rimming fic with AC3 Characters. Pleased someone, anyone, even just a drabble!

There's not nearly enough rimming here :I

Could this Anon get a fic where Haytham (still young, perhaps teenage years, ie, 16-20) Is with Reginald Birch, still very much trusting him, and gets completely taken advantage of, yes in the way you're thinking of.

I would love it if it started as dub-con and turned into non-con. Haytham agreeing to it first, but Reginald does a shitty job of preparing him (Or doesn't bother with it at all) and he ends up hurt, begging him to stop.

Bonus points:

+50 ~ Begging, any kind any sort.
+100 ~ Dirty talk
+150 ~ Reginald being an ass, basically telling him to suck it up and deal with the pain.
+200 ~ Tears, on Haytham's part.

If you can think of anything else please add it. I'm gonna go hide in the corner of shame now... >////>

Washington captures Ziio and attempts to civilize her without using the Apple. Ziio, being her usual sassy self, insults/harasses him constantly.

Exactly what it says in the title. The Assassins and Templars are all werewolves, hence their desire to be in groups (packs)and the constant fighting to defend their territory.

At some point after their first meeting Haytham stumbles across a badly injured Conner, who for some reason (sickness, exhaustion, etc) is not holding his own against his attacker/s. Now, so far, their relationship has been as in the game (strained, passive aggressive to outright hostile, full of insults, putdowns, and snark); however, seeing Conner in danger hits Haytham right in the instincts/true feelings. That is his baby/puppy and someone is going to die. Cue Papa-Wolf Haytham annihilating Conner's attacker/s, bundling up the injured Assassin, and taking him off to a safe place so that he can be mothered (er, fathered) back to full health.

Bonus points:
+100 for wolf ears and tails on everybody, which - when one is not seriously controlling their emotions - give away what one is really thinking/feeling
+500 for howling at the moon, and Connor being young enough that he still has a squeaky-puppy-howl. Haytham absolutely does not consider this the single most adorable thing he has ever experience, and does not want to cuddle the living daylights out of Connor when it happens. No sir, not at all
+1000 for sleepy/injured-puppy-Connor being extremely cuddly, and papa-wolf Haytham taking advantage of it
+10000 for Connor, who was not raised by other werewolves, being somewhat clueless on how a werewolf is really supposed to act; Haytham has to step in an educate him, like a real daddy (and "ha" Achilles, who's an awesome father-figure now)
+Internet if this is an A/B/O world, and papa-wolf-alpha Haytham is constantly on guard against/intercepting the numerous alphas who are drawn to clueless-omega-Connor

What if in the DLC universe, Connor is actually Washington's son? Poor Connor can't catch a break from getting out of patricide. Anyway, Connor actually starts appreciating the father from his timeline as Washington hunts him down - seeing Connor as a possession rather than a person.

Would love to see the following:

* Washington catching Connor and having him stripped out of his Native clothing, and the war paint scrubbed off. Probably has him wear something similar to his Captain of the Aquila uniform.

* Washington sees Connor as his creation only and totally dismisses Ziio's involvement.

* Dubcon / Noncon incest - Washington takes great pleasure in disciplining his unruly child.

* Connor angsts and wishes he could go back to his reality, and had another chance with Haytham who is a godsend compared to King Washington

One evening after a particularly stressful day, Charles accidentally locks Spado out of the house during a thunderstorm. Since his master can't hear him over the obnoxiously loud thunder and everyone else is already asleep, Spado decides to seek shelter elsewhere for the night, and in doing so runs across a pack of wolves, who, instead of eating him, lead him to Connor, who apparently acts as their babysitter for the pups while they're out hunting. Connor recognizes Charles' dog, but can't bring himself to hate the creature just for belonging to a Templar. So he takes care of Spado for the night, grooms, cleans and even snuggles with him, and in the morning returns him nice and neat (and well fed) to the doorstep from which he came.

Charles is of course happy his dog was not hurt and apologizes (aka spoils the shit out of Spado) before taking off again. Spado slips out of the house and returns to Connor to wait out Charles' absence. Connor is confused, but takes care of the little creature that now follows him like he's Charles. When Charles returns, Spado heads back home.

After a while, Charles begins to hear that Spado goes missing whenever he's out, and realizes that every time he comes back home, Spado is perfectly happy. No unclean coat, no wounds, no hungry belly. He realizes that someone is taking care of Spado when he escapes -- the only question is who? He follows his dog the next time he escapes, and is shocked to find no other but his worst enemy taking loving care of Spado -- almost as loving as Charles would.

Reaction? Denial. 100% denial. Right up until Spado spots him and takes him by the hem of his pants and literally drags him over to meet Connor, because Connor gives excellent belly rubs, and so does Charles and they both love him which means they should be friends, right? A sort-of agreement is eventually put into place, where Templar and Assassin work together to keep Spado happy -- not easy to do when you're mortal enemies.

Points

+100 - If Spado becomes part of the wolves 'pack' -- and gets taken care of with the rest of the wolf pups. Charles does not approve once he finds out; Connor thinks its cute.

+500 - If during his time with Connor, Spado will attack anyone that looks down or says the wrong thing to him, and will even valiantly leap into battle with him, despite his opponent being many times larger than he.

+1000 and a cookie - Charles is writing to Haytham, who warns him that Connor can be surprising at times. Charles responds that 'nothing the savage could do would ever surprise him'. This is right before he finds out Connor is taking care of his dog.

+5000 - If at some point along the way, Charles and Connor become actual friends, and don't realize it until they cross paths during a fight with their respective novices and act completely civil to one another, even wishing each other luck before a fight, which pretty much scares the crap out of both sides, because holy hell they're actually being NICE.

+All of my love, and the interwebz - Haytham finds out about their impromptu arrangement and informs Charles that if he hurts a hair on Connor's head while the peace 'treaty' is in place, Haytham will personally disembowel him, because a true gentleman honors all arrangements, no matter who they're with. Connor is embarrassed, and Charles somewhat insulted, because he likes Connor -- not as much as Haytham, but he still likes the kid.

Haytham is an Alpha, Conor is an omega. Like in the game, they meet and threatens to kill each other and agree to work together to find Church. Unlike in the game, after Church is done with, they actually start to like each other, purely as family, and Haytham tries to be a decent father for once, doubting his ties with the templars since his father and son stuck with the assassins and even if he still believes in templars ideals, he starts to worry he may have done the wrong choice.

Confused and unsure of what to do, Haytham starts to distance himself from Charles and spends more time with Connor - he learns from Connor how freedom itself may not necessarely be bad (see the natives - they live freely, but with order) and at the same time he passes on to Connor the templar teachings that are still relevant to him and he would like for Connor to know of (aka showing him how order in itself is not bad).

Together they create a perfect balance between assassins and templars and their relationship slowly starts to resemble what Haytham had with Edward and he can't help but feel proud of himself and wonders if Ziio would be too if she was alive.

Time passes, and eventually Achilles dies, leaving a depressed Connor behind. Haytham doesn't know how to comfort people since he's always dealt with his losses alone, so he tries to give Connor some space. But alas, to make things worse, Connor goes into heat and this is when things flip upside down.

Connor’s heat comes with full force and Haytham's alpha instincts kick in, making him want to mate with the boy no matter what and blinding him to any sense of right and wrong. The same happens with Connor as he wants nothing more than the nearest alpha nearby to just take him.

I would like to see some pretty animalistic behavior, like clouded minds to anything but the thought of sex 24/7. Like with most animals, the instinct to perpetuate the species is the only thing going through their mind and since animals don't have the notion of family like we do, obviously, they don't even stop to think about how wrong incest and sodomy is. Rough sex, lots of biting and lovebites all over each other, possibly even scratches and scars if author is up to it. Knotting would be lovely, but not necessary.

Bonus for the heat being like a trance they can't escape from even after they climax many times and it actually keeps going for a few days. Cue them waking up one day after Connor’s heat is over and realizing what they did and freaking out (Haytham even more so than Connor because of european enforcement that incest and sodomy are horrible, horrible things).

There's not really anything specific I want with this pairing, I'd just like to see some of it. It seems like Achilles and Ziio were supposed to be pretty close friends before she died and this has led to me shipping them a little bit. Maybe she's there for him when Abigail and Connor died and one thing led to another. Really, it doesn't even have to be shippy. Maybe they're just friends and they're being really badass together. Or maybe Ziio brings Connor (or Ratonhnkae:ton, as it were) to the manor at some point and that's how Achilles knew who Connor's father was before Connor even said anything.

Really, I just want fic of these two awesome friends being awesome together even if it isn't in a shippy way.

Pretty much what it says on the tin. All I want is Connor having sex with someone and Haytham watching. Whether Connor and his partner are doing it out in the open or if Haytham just happened to stumble upon them where ever they are while they're in the act, I don't care. I just want Haytham watching while his son and lover are fucking.

Maybe Haytham is getting off on it, maybe he's just waiting until they're done because he needs the room for something. Maybe he is letting Connor have one good fuck before he kills him. All of that is up to the writer anon. It can also lead to a threesome if writeranon wishes.

The only real preference I have is that Connor's partner not be Washington and it is one of the AC3 characters. If you want it to be Dobby or Charles Lee or maybe even William Dawes is, again, up to writeranon.

Not sure if someone already did this or not. Desmond/Shaun, voyeurism and size kink.

Turns out there were cameras in the bathroom in Abstergo's facilities (despite Lucy telling him otherwise for privacy's sake) and Shaun manages to get a hold of the tape because he's got a crush on Desmond and wants to see his body. He's shocked and aroused to see that when Desmond turns around in the shower, he's got quite the nice package.

+50 points if Rebecca comes up behind him and watches until Desmond turns around, which shocks the hell out of both of them. Shaun is horribly embarrassed and insists that what he's watching isn't porn, its for educational purposes ONLY. Rebecca inserts her best 'uh huh' face here.

+100 points if Rebecca tells Desmond about Shaun's spying. Desmond is amused and fine by this because hey, flaunt it if you got it, right?

+200 points if Shaun walks in on Desmond while he's getting out of the shower and can't quite seem to put a sentence together because his mind keeps dragging him back to what he saw on the camera. Desmond is highly amused and teases Shaun just to see him blush.

You can add in sexytimes between them if you want, or you can just do it for the humor.

34612ce-versa..?

With the AC4 announcements and info I've seen most every day, I've become more and more reminiscent of young Haythams memories of his father and Reginald; chatting, arguing, etc.

Anyway, anyhow, however soft or hard you'd like them; anon would just love to see something of them together, however brief...
Thank you~

After the death of his mother, his father Haythem a nobleman takes him in. Connor quickly begins to hate his new life and feels trapped. The only solace he had were his cousins (Altair, Ezio, and Desmond) who help him escape to the sea.

Years later, he in now a infamous pirate captain enjoying life in the rough and open sea. That is until he gets word from home,that Desmond was arrested by the navy and is set to be executed for a crime he didn't commit.

Connor and others now has to race against time to save Desmond.

So I came out of the dlc just wanting more ziio. Can I get the AU where ziio manages to steal the apple from George Washington and tries to put things to rights?

Okay, so history wise, Charles was married to a Mohawk woman (and even had children with her). This isn't brought up in the game, most likely because its really not that important (or didn't happen in the ac3 verse); Connor wouldn't target innocents even if they were connected to Charles.

However, Charles' native name is said by the Clan Mother, meaning he did spend time with the time tribes, much like his historical counterpart.

Okay, so long story short, I just want to see Charles sort of hitting on Fem!Connor (or even just Connor if the writeranon wishes to keep his canon sex), obviously before he knows she is an assassin as well as the child from the forest.

I can see Connor not liking this sort of attention, especially from a man she hates so much, though whether or not this ever changes is once again up the writer! I'm not too picky

Bonus points for other people knowing and trying to encourage her to go with his advances or the exact opposite (especially with Achilles, seeing as how they both know he's a templar).

The idea of omega verse is very appealing especially imagining these two cuties with dog ears and tails as well. I would like to request these two as awkward young adults (19 I guess) going at it for the first time and expressing thief feelings to each other through make outs and some vigorous heat relief. I would prefer Connor being the omega and kanentokon as the alpha, but writers call.

Tldr; virgin Connor as omega making out with his best buddy kanentokon as alpha also getting ready to do the nasty as Connor is in heat.

Connor/Dobby or one of the other recruits

Height Differences

Stockholm Syndrome threesome anyone?

Kid!fic Modern!AU

Templar Boyband, modern Mafia AU

" The Talk "

Avengers AU

A decent parental figure

The Hangover crossover. Not sure if its done already.

Connor/Haytham, King Washington makes them do it

AC3 Rimming

Broken Trust

Washington/Ziio-Table Manners

Werewolf AU - Haytham is the ultimate papa-wolf

You're not my daddy!

Friend making, Spado style!

Omegaverse ConHayth - Losing control

Achilles/Ziio

Connor/Someone + Haytham, voyeurism

Pay no attention to the man behind the camera

Edward/Reginald..?

Pirate AU

Ziio, Tyranny of GWash AU.

Charles/Fem!Connor, possibly one sided?

Kanentokon/Ratohnhaketon omegaverse!