Anon is starting to get fed up with all of these well-written stories.
Anon wants badfic! Genuine, horrible, 'oh god why' badfic, not just the fics that don't get spellchecked. Complete lack of proper personalities for everyone! Random modern anachronisms liberally strewn across the timeline! Smut so rubbish that it makes an IKEA manual look sexy! Mary-sues and Gary-stus running rampant EVERYWHERE! Fourth wall breakage! And, of course, bending the English language right over and raping its grammar until it cries for mercy.
Crack accepted? Yep. Random pairings? Of course. Random tense switching? Bonus points for every time you go from past to present to future tense in a single paragraph.
BADFIC NEEDED!
Anon wants badfic! Genuine, horrible, 'oh god why' badfic, not just the fics that don't get spellchecked. Complete lack of proper personalities for everyone! Random modern anachronisms liberally strewn across the timeline! Smut so rubbish that it makes an IKEA manual look sexy! Mary-sues and Gary-stus running rampant EVERYWHERE! Fourth wall breakage! And, of course, bending the English language right over and raping its grammar until it cries for mercy.
Crack accepted? Yep. Random pairings? Of course. Random tense switching? Bonus points for every time you go from past to present to future tense in a single paragraph.