Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
Kink Meme Masterlist
New Kink Meme Masterlist
(Livejorunal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
#2 (Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive
#3 (Delicious.com) Archive <-- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Italian Minstrel and Secret Father-Son Bonding Mission Just Don't Mix!

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by this brilliant prompt:http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10115843#cmt10115843

When Haytham and Connor were free-running on the rooftops of New York to get to the abandoned brewery where Benjamin Church was supposedly hiding, there was a minstrel following them (due to Apple shenanigans, Animus malfunctioning, Ezio's ghost deciding to pop up for no apparent reason, etc.). They couldn't get rid of him no matter how hard they tried, because the middle-aged minstrel with an Italian accent was clearly very good at free-running as well! *coughEziocough* And he just wouldn't stop singing those raunchy little songs to them!

Bonus points:
- There are actual songs about Haytham and Connor in the fill, the sillier the better (like the ones Ezio sang in AC2:R, or the Valentine poem from Harry Potter).
- Connor was blushing the whole time, and almost fell off a roof.
- Haytham was trying so hard to remain his composure, but eventually failed.
- A little Hay/Con would be nice too!