Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Funny, modern!AU fic

[(Anonymous)]

I have a deep dark secret...I like modern!AU fic where the assassins (and worthy Templars and others, of course!) suddenly appear in someone's bedroom and hilarity ensues with smashed iPhones. Unfortunately most of these fics are written by teenagers, and there is entirely too much time devoted to the OCs and their cars and clothing and shopping.

I want something focused on the actual canon characters, reacting in an amusing way to the insanity of the modern world. Stuff like Haytham and Connor watching Pocahontas, Altair assassinating Xboxes, Desmond trying to keep them in line, having "the talk" with Ezio about using condoms, Ziio watches porn and has lots of things to try out on Haytham, Leonardo as a computer hacker, Maria and Lucy and Haytham are BFFs (okay...THEY can go shopping), Malik watches Empire Strikes Back. Hey, maybe they all decide to start a business. Say, a coffee shop? Or a strip club?

There can be funny bits, or heartwarming bits, like Edward meeting his grandson, or fix-it parts, like Haytham and Ziio getting back together and saying "screw it" to the whole Templar-Assassin conflict. There can be porn (Altair/Maria/Malik learn to use a digital camcorder?!) angst (I'm imagining a family therapist whose entire day planner just says KENWAY) saving the world (like Desmond's ancestors would really just let Juno fry him) or whatever. The only thing I really really need is:

1) Everyone starts out in their own time
2) For some reason they get to the 21st century
3) They don't know what the hell the 21st century is like and someone (preferably Desmond or other modern Assassin, but OC is fine) helps them adjust
4) hilarity ensues at some point.

Bonus points for accurate historical language shenanigans. OP has a degree in linguistics and knows the English of Maria's day and the English of Haytham's day sound very very different.

Re: Funny, modern!AU fic

[(Anonymous)]

This. Fucking this.

SECONDING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

[(Anonymous)]

I would be willing to do this but I'm curious if I can bring some other characters like Ezio's family? Leonardo? Kadar? No, OCs but enough characters to make a proper clusterfuck. After all, how often do you get to vacation in the future with your family? And their family. And their family. And THEIR family?

And Desmond thought he was alone in this.

OP here

[(Anonymous)]

That's fine! Knock yourself out! Bonus points if someone watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (my very first fandom!!)

Re: Funny, modern!AU fic

[(Anonymous)]

You don't know how much I wanted something like this that wasn't OC centric!

I would also expect that there would be trouble separating the larger weapons from the confused ancestors, after all, walking around with a swords, bows, tomahawks, and old fashioned revolvers is bound to catch unwanted attention.