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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6
Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.
≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.
≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.
≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.
≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.
≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.
≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!
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(Livejorunal) Archive
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#2 (Livejournal) Archive
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(Dreamwidth) Archive
#3 (Delicious.com) Archive <-- Currently active
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Discussion
Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-10 11:31 am (UTC)(link)"Please tell me you found something. Please tell me that the last four hours of my life were spent babysitting Altaïr for a good reason. Please tell me that someday, somewhere, I will be able to listen to West Side Story without flying into a murderous rage."
Rebecca blinked. "West Side Story?" Then she recognized the music coming from Shaun's laptop speakers, and glanced at the Animus.
MARIA
I JST MT A GRL NMD
MARIA
MARIA
MARIA
"I offered to help him find other songs about women named Maria. I know there must be loads. But this is the only one he's interested in. Over and over and over."
MARIA
MARIA MARIA MARIA
MARIA
"I can totally tell you're related to Desmond."
HW
GD TST N MSC?
HNDSM FCE?
LEET HSSN SKLLZ?
Rebecca was going to explode face first from not laughing.
"No, because you're almost more annoying than him!"
"Shaun, why don't you go take a break, I'll see if there's anything more I can hack from Abstergo, and then we can figure out what to do about Desmond and William."
"No, we need to figure this out now. We need the key, the key is in Connor's memories, we need Desmond to get to Connor's memories, or else there won't be any me or you or Assassins or Templars or anything! And if we can't get Desmond we need to find William or else we're totally screwed!"
"Right, but Shaun, you're going crazy. Don't you just want to get away from Altaïr?"
HE LVS ME
"Yes. Yes, I do want to get away from Altaïr. Very very much."
HV FN
NOVC
After Shaun had stomped away, Rebecca made herself comfortable at the computer and started trying to break into Abstergo's surveillance cameras. While waiting on a particularly slow refresh, she pulled up some mp3s and started making a playlist for Altaïr. He was going to experience different music or she would die trying. Probably at Shaun's blade, at that. "All right, I think you'll like this one. But don't play it around Desmond."
WHY
"He'll make, um, inappropriate comments. Because it's all, 'How do you solve a problem like Maria?' And he'll be like, 'hur hur I'll tell you how Altaïr solves a problem like Maria!' And then he'll imply something sexual and crude."
...
BT WE DD HV ENRMS AMTS OF LV
MNY NGHTS
MNY MRNS
MNY DAYS
OUR SNS WHLED AWY MCH TME
WTH UNCL MLK AL SYF
ND WE FCKD LK CNYS
PN INTNDD
Rebecca blinked, trying to find the pun, then smiled a little sadly. "You adored her, didn't you?" She added a few mushy songs to the playlist.
YS
STL DO I ADR HR
SM MN WNT A WMN TO SRV THM
MARIA WS MY EQL
MY OTHR HLF
IM A STRNG MN
I CLDNT LV A WK WMN
HW CLD WE UNDRSTND ECH OTHR
IF WE WRNT BTH STRNG
"You're really enlightened for your time, you know that? Actually, you're ahead of most men in this time."
WHT
THT ABSRD!!!
"Couldn't have put it better myself."
700 YRS?!
"Yep. Some guys think women are just there to bring them sandwiches and beer. I used to argue with people on the Internet, but if they knew I was a girl they'd just insult me. Or threaten me."
ND NBDY HRTS THM?
"Nope. Nobody even takes them seriously."
DSGSTNG
"You're telling me. People think that it means nothing because it's on the Internet. But people really do get hurt. I've known a couple of them...hey look, you're in a computer, how good are you at hacking?"
I HV NVR TRID IT
So she patiently introduced him to Abstergo's security systems, and showed how to evade them. Before long, there was an Assassin from the Crusades poking his way through everything he could find on Abstergo's servers while Rebecca tried to outwit their firewall.
WHO IS ERUDITO
"Huh?"
IN SRVR NOW
BYPSS BFFR OVRRN PRTCTN
NW IN RAM
THN BFFR RFLL WTH
"Greetings, scholar, from the Erudito Collective!"
WHT SY I
"I don't know. Introduce yourself?"
AM I NT SCRT?
"Honestly, Altaïr, being you is the perfect pseudonym. Nobody will ever believe you. Did you find the password file?"
YS
CNT DECRPT
"That's okay, they're usually a trapdoor encryption, just install the backdoor."
ERUDITO
SYS
"Tsk, tsk. Naughty, naughty! Through the back door!
You have certainly shocked us today, Mentor. We like it."
"Maybe they actually believe you. Weird."
THY SY
"We know another Mentor. We see him right now.
But we like you much better."
"They can see William?? Where is he?"
WHO IS 17
ND 16
HV THEY NO NMS?
"17 is what Abstergo called Desmond, Subject 17. 16 is Clay, a friend--a friend that infiltrated Abstergo, and they put him in the Animus. And it, it killed him. It drove him mad. The Bleeding Effect."
IT MKS WOUNDS
IN TH MND
IT BRKS DWN TH WLLS
TH LGHTNNG BOUNCS
Rebecca surreptitiously wiped her eyes. "So, anyway, it's probably better for Desmond to be vacationing, wherever and whenever he is."
YS
FR HLTH
Rebecca nodded, and solemnly bent over her computer, searching for William Miles, imprisoned somewhere by Abstergo.
HY
LK!
Her screen was suddenly hogged up by a video image, a man sitting in a room, on a bed, with his head in his hands.
LK WHT I CN!
The image was odd, black on dull gray enlivened only by a haze of white here and there, and a blue shimmer over the man. "Is that... is that Eagle Vision, Altaïr?" Was this what Desmond saw? This strange world of intention and concealment?
YS
TH MCHN DD NT KNW HW
SO I SHW IT
"Are you telling me that you changed the security camera firmware and the display drivers to access Eagle Vision, your genetic abnormality inherited from the First Civilization, when nobody even understands how it works?"
MYHP
IS JST SPRKS
DFFRNT WY TO SGHT
SPRKS ALWYS THR
MST PPL HDS JST DNT KNW HW
TO THNK THM TO PCTR
Rebecca facepalmed as Shaun emerged from his snooze corner. "Are you saying that you just gave Abstergo's cameras the ability that gives us an advantage? Well, some of us?" he asked disapprovingly.
WLL I CN TK BCK
THY DNT CR
IF THY WNT EGLE VISN THY CN
ALL ANMS MEMRS IN SRVRS
JST HV TO TK ME APRT
ND FND HW IT WRK
"Wait! Don't take it away yet. Can you do filtering based on the data from the Eagle Vision filter? I mean, make anyone that's blue not show up in the usual view?"
"If someone from Abstergo looked at the Eagle Vision view, would they see their allies or ours as blue?"
I DNT KNW SHN
LTS KDNP A TMPLR ND RN TSTS
"Oh, if we're kidnapping Templars I'll just defer to your expertise. Just be sure to catch another attractive one."
"Shaun, can you just not?"
I SHLL JST TORTR YE IN STD
Rebecca resigned herself to the tinny sound of "Maria" blasting through Shaun's inadequate laptop speakers until, probably, the apocalypse. "Um, guys? Idiot assassins? Altaïr found William. Shouldn't we go and get him? Maybe somehow sorta save the world a little bit? Or at least try? Since we don't know where Desmond is?"
I KNW
RTNHKETONS BT
1778
"Okay, so we know but can't get there. But even if we could, wouldn't Desmond want us to save his dad?"
Shaun rolled his eyes. "Are we talking about the same Desmond here? Yea tall, annoying, stupid, scar on his lip, little bit crazy, avidly follows the Kardashians, hates his dad?"
HS FDHR PNCHD HM
"That too. Look, I think that, um, on the all time list of assassins with the best relationships with their fathers, Desmond ranks even behind Connor. Whose father was a Templar. Just to remind you."
Rebecca made an aggravated noise. "We should do something! I can't just sit here and listen to you two insult each other until the end of the world!"
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-10 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)...My mind went to terribly dirty places...
I like it.
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-11 02:56 am (UTC)(link)So as long as you don't mind sloppy seconds...
-writer!anon
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-10 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)Also, I think his spelling has actually gotten worse, which I find hilarious. He probably did it just to annoy Shaun that much more.
-OP
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-10 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)-writer!anon
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-11 02:06 am (UTC)(link)Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-11 02:56 am (UTC)(link)Haytham gets a little bit of leeway because nobody told him he had a son and he didn't see Connor face to face until he was in prison. And sure, Haytham said "sure, execute him", but then he was like, "aw crap, I gotta sneakily save him because being hanged is a real drag".
There's no excuse for William punching Desmond in the face, though. And there's NO excuse for William not saying, "This thing is gonna kill you, son? Can I do it instead?" *hands William a giant Darwin Award*
-author!anon
If I write the sequel I've been considering, my fellow William-haters will probably cheer at points. And then they will say, "Why'd you have to put him in at all?" Um, plot? But first I have to finish this one, which since I've written several of the last few scenes, means I have to work on what comes next, IN ORDER, sigh. Preview: I think there may be a songfic chapter.
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-11 05:53 am (UTC)(link)"We're supposed to strike from the shadows, not have a Wikipedia page!"
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-11 06:22 am (UTC)(link)*looks at Wikipedia article on Assassins* uh oh
Although I don't know if Altair would have the patience to put in all those vowels. "And what do you mean there's an entire set of letters that looks almost but not quite the same, and there are rules about when you use the regular ones and when you use the little ones? And are you telling me that every utterance needs punctuation? That is not how English used to be written! Why do you change it? Why are half of your numbers wrong? Is this the Templars' doing?"
-writer!anon
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-11 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)And Altair called it a boat!?! O_o How dare he!
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-12 09:12 am (UTC)(link)-writer!anon
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-12 01:01 am (UTC)(link)Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-12 09:09 am (UTC)(link)-writer!anon
Re: Displaced 11/?, 1337 Assassin Super-Hax0rs
(Anonymous) 2013-12-13 05:19 am (UTC)(link)