Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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[(Anonymous)]

Is this the most meta misfire fill or deliberate baiting? I don’t know and nor do I care.

Life with the Assassins is sometimes too crazy for Desmond. “You cannot possibly believe that.”

“Why not? Why couldn’t the Templars be responsible for chemtrails? They were behind John F. Kennedy’s assassination! They hide the existence of aliens from the population!”

Desmond shrugs. “So do we.”

“You’re missing the point, Desmond! Poisoning everyone to control them is standard Templar M.O.!”

Desmond can deal with wars between hidden factions that control the world lasting for millennia. He cannot deal with this Hollow Earth shit. “Next you’ll tell me they’re behind water fluoridation.”

“Well, duh.”

Desmond tries to turn toward a bastion of sanity. “Shaun, help me out man. Rebecca’s crazy.”

Shaun sighs. “Rebecca, trying to explain something to Desmond is always wasted time. Why bother trying? Desmond, you’re the addled one. Why is your tiny skull unable to understand the truth with so many proofs right in front of you?”

“What proof? You have no proof!” This is the only time in recent history he’s wanted his dad around. To think he’s looking for his dad for someone to make sense.

“Of course, Templars control the whole world and you’ve been fighting them for some time, but that wouldn’t be enough for you, now would it? Shall I present the water and air analysis our experts did? It was tough, the Templars aren’t stupid enough to use easily detected chemicals, but we got the best.”

Oh no. “You have those. You really have those. You’re not kidding.”

Both Rebecca and Shaun are smirking at him, damn them. “Told you.”

Why did he ever think common sense could apply anywhere on this world. “Let me guess, some other conspiracies are true. Is the Earth flat? Are Reptilians real!? Give it all to me. In fact, make it a list. Write all the random wonderful ideas, pretty please with pink bunnies on top. I need to know.”

Rebecca turns her attention to her computer for one second. The next, Desmond does have a list. It’s numbered with the current status of the theory: disproved, in study, proved, holy shit this one’s real let’s dispatch a team to take care of it now. “How did you even find the Nazi’s secret Antarctic base?”

“By being bleeding cold, that’s how we did. Oh, we also did a lot of old-fashioned research and some infiltration, but it was mostly cold. Worse, we didn’t find anything of worth in it.”

Desmond keeps reading. “Why is there a team looking for the Yeti as we speak?”

“It might be a member of another alien civilization, a Precursor having assumed a different type of corporal form, or a drunk man in a suit. How should we know? We have to know if it’s important to find out if we need to keep it out of Templars’ hands.”

“Shaun, you’re an historian, you can’t enjoy wasting your time on this type of crazy crack.”

“I love it! Crack is the best. There’s nothing quite as fun as seriously considering whether Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. It can actually be quite close to regular historical research. It’s fun.”

“…Okay, I’m going to let you work at it then. I want nothing to do with that, so I’m going to bed.” Desmond is risking his life with crazy conspiracy theorists. Why.

“Don’t let the Shadow People bite!”

“I hate you.”

[(Anonymous)]

Original Misfirer: This was actually a comment for another misfire crack. But it is kind of hilariously meta. Lol thanks (though maybe filling misfires with awesome randomness isn't the best discouragement?)

[(Anonymous)]

I was pretty sure that was the case, hence my comment on the level of meta. Thank you too!(Eh, I always thought misfire fills were part of the charm of this meme, and any fill is better than none in my book, so I don't think discouragement is needed anyway.)

[(Anonymous)]

Why isn't there misfire crack on other kinkmemes, would be a better question?

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously.

Passerby-Anon

[(Anonymous)]

This was brilliant.

Re: Passerby-Anon

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks.