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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3
Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Re: It's guard love 24b/24
(Anonymous) 2011-09-21 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)“It is not so far. If you are hungry we will get something from the market because I do not think anyone will be concentrated on cooking.”
The agile shook his head, “we will see about your mother first.”
“Okay.”
He is worrying again. This time he couldn't hold him in a horrible attempt at affection so he settled on staying quiet for once. The hugging had worked well, though, he had to admit. It had been awkward to do yet not unpleasant once he got over the fact that he had his naked chest pressed against another man's back. I would be used to it if I was not so involved in pretending to court women. Besides that he hadn't done that kind of thing with his wife. It was strange. He was used to being the one to receive those displays rather than giving them. He stopped sighing and went to sleep. I will have to use it more often so that I do not have to suffer his flopping around like a dying fish.
His house was moderately sized. Bigger than Bruno's childhood home however not a palazzo by any means. It was modest, well kept. When he stepped inside he couldn't help feeling out of place in his threadbare clothing. Pene didn't bother with any sort of welcome, instead running up the stairs without him presumably to his mother's room.
Bene. I will just...stand here and wait for you.
There were paintings on the wall. Paintings. Nice ones. If the subjects had not been altered in anyway he could see where Pene got his looks. They all shared the same slightly long face-he nearly laughed at seeing that-but only the seeker and the what looked like the oldest sister shared the light hair. Odd, but not unheard of. They all wore serious expressions with the exception of the youngest whose lips held a hint of a smile. His father looks...kind of like an asshole.He wondered if the man still lived or not. Pene had never mentioned him so he must have died. Of all of them he is the best looking-I do not know why he has no wife. Ah, it is probably because he is so nervous he cannot speak to women properly. Or maybe it was how easily he got worked up or that he'd had no job before Venice or any number of things.
“Salute, Messere.”
He snapped out of his staring at paintings to turn towards the voice, “buon pomeriggio, signora.”
“Are you a friend of my brother's?” she was nearly taller than him. Christ, he was short. They are all too tall is more like it.
“Si. You must be one of his sisters.”
She nodded and gave a small bow, “I am Lucrezia. The second eldest. Would you like something to eat or drink? Forgive my brother, he is so close with our mother that he did not think of our guests.”
“He offered before,” he smiled, “a pleasure to meet you signora Lucrezia. I am Bruno.”
How odd to introduce himself with his real name. He had grown to like Stronzo better. It came with questions too but not ones that were difficult to answer.
“Antonio has written a lot about you in letters,” she motioned for him to follow her and they headed for the sitting room where they were joined by two other women.
“Nothing too horrible I hope, belladonna.”
”Enough for me to not be swayed by your charm,” her tone was minutely teasing.
“Who says I have charm? Certainly not P-...Antonio,” the name felt even more foreign on his tongue than his own. He had never called Pene by his real name. Never.
He sat in one of the chairs at her urging, smiling at the middle and youngest sisters respectively. The furniture was fairly normal though again nicer than what he had back home. The girls wore dresses of good enough material that they would not look out of place unless they stepped foot inside Forli's gates making him again regard his own clothing with something akin to embarrassment.
“Are you and Antonio married?” the smallest asked with a barely suppressed giggle.
Pene what have you been telling them in those letters? “It is a rumour.”
The others gave him a look. “A ...false rumour.”
“I am 10 years old now. Mama says that soon I'll be getting married. Not til I'm a bit older.”
“You are a bit young now. Ah...”
“It is a pleasure to meet you Signore Bruno. I am called Stella and she is Guiliana.”
Re: It's guard love 24c/24
(Anonymous) 2011-09-21 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)He nodded. Pene hurry up and get back here. They weren't weird. They weren't mean either. I just cannot talk to my lover's family so well...He was nervous, in other words. If they disliked him they wouldn't want Pene hanging around him anymore and they certainly wouldn't allow him to come back for any reason.
“My brother is rubbing off on you. I have never seen a man so nervous as him,” Guiliana commented, smoothing her skirt down with her hand. Of the three she appeared the most beautiful of the three though the most austere in dress and personality. Lucrezia was the closest to Pene in age but least like him in terms of character despite looking a great deal like him.
“Mi dispiace, I am not used to being around so many beautiful women. My mind thinks of charming things to say before my lips can let the words pass.”
“Hmph.”
“Why does Antonio always call you Stronzo in his letters? Do you hate each other?”
“It is just a stupid pet name our boss gave us, bella.”
“It is Stella.”
“...Si, Stella. Forgive me.”
He had to hide his laugh behind a cough. Lucrezia at least could see the humour in it and covered her mouth before getting to her feet. “I suppose you will want to meet our mother. It is best if you do, actually.”
Is she trying to save me? Grazie, Pene's sister. With a nod he got to his feet. He hoped that she wouldn't be too ill. Pene would be inconsolable if she ended up dying or getting sicker and Bruno didn't know if he had the courage to fall asleep in the same bed with him while in his family's house. His apprehension only grew the more steps he took. By the time they reached the second floor his hands were sweating. When she knocked on the door to her mother's room all he could hear was his own heartbeat. God, it was irritating. Pull it together, Bruno.
She sat up in bed though she was pale and there were dark circles around her eyes however he couldn't say she looked too sickly. A smile crossed her face when he entered, “you must be Bruno.”
“It is ...a pleasure to finally meet you,” he returned the smile but didn't move from where his feet had rooted themselves. Pene didn't spare a glance for him-cazzo.
“Antonio has told me you are so loud and rude. I wonder where that is now.”
“M-Madre...”
“And other things. Come closer, it is not catching.”
Bruno took a few steps forward, “I know. Nerves are, it seems.”
“I told Antonio there was no need to come but he went and listened to that silly doctor. He is the one I told you of, figlio, the one who makes everything a crisis.”
Re: It's guard love 24d/24
(Anonymous) 2011-09-21 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)Is the doctor Pene? He moved closer still, “it is only natural for a mama's boy like ...Antonio to worry.”
“It is funny how he cannot call you Bruno and you only barely manage Antonio.”
“Ey, bastardo, you have been calling me Stronzo in front of your mother?” oops. He went silent. She gave a quiet laugh.
“I can see why they call you a married couple.”
“Madre. I am not married to him.”
“I would not marry that figlio d'un... ...It is nothing wrong with your bloodline, it is only him. He is fucked up in his head and-”
“Fottiti!”
“You fottiti making me look bad in front of your mother!”
“Is this what you do? It is very funny. Like a jester's routine.”
“Mother!”
“I give my blessing, figlio.”
They both stopped then turned slowly to stare at her. “Pene what the fuck?!”
His expression was suitably ashamed. Bruno felt a rush of fondness at it so it could be counted as a successful use of puppy dog eyes. “She is my mother. I had to tell her!”
“Fine, Pene. Now hurry up and show me around this Florentine place.”
The bastard didn't look sorry for long. In fact his mouth changed from a frown to a grin so quickly it was like he some sort of face changing creature. “You are more Florentine than I am, Stronzo.”
“I think not, Pene," he called back as they left, "Until later, madonna.”
Pene shoved him and he shoved back just as hard, nearly sending him into a wall-paranoid, stick up his ass, tactless son of a bitch as he was Bruno could only smile at his stupid antics now. They would hurt each other, piss each other off and occasionally make each other cry but he didn't try to run ahead anymore.
“Ey, horse face.”
“It is not a horse face.”
“Ti amo.”
Pene rolled his eyes, “I love you too, Stronzo.”
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THE END. I know it's a lame ending but things with Ezio aren't really going to be resolved because they're just guards. xD This is also super historically inaccurate however it's late and I've not slept yet and I'm just glad to be finished. Sorry for lack of smut and that kind of thing but well...I'm super bad at that kind of thing!
Thank you so much to everyone who read this and enjoyed it even just a little! I'm finished for now but come November I'll be writing a more "canon" version of them since this is kind of an AU where everything is happy and turns out well for them ha ha! Look for it on Fanfic.net-I'll probably be naming it something like The Heroic Adventures of Sargent Stronzo and Private Pene LOL.
Thanks OP for letting me have my way so thoroughly while writing this and being patient with my ridiculous plot and silly characters who refused to just go quietly into a happy relationship. *Wipes a tear* <3
Re: It's guard love 24d/24
(Anonymous) 2011-09-22 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)This was something so beautiful. I have to say that I enjoyed every second of this fic and I WILL BE waiting for Seargent Stronzo and Private Pene. (I got this funny mental image: Saving Private Pene)
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(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 05:47 am (UTC)(link)Re: It's guard love 24d/24
(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)Also Pene's mom is only the most amazing woman to have ever been in either of their lives; ever. I love that old lady, hard, and she isn't even my mother!
writeanon
(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)She is :'D. Originally there was a scene where her and Bruno had a talk but I cut it. She does see him as a second son though-she probably knows all about him from Pene's letters anyway lol!
Anyway, thanks for reading and enjoying this! <3
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Anonymous) 2011-11-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)Would you mind posting a link to the continued adventures of this two once it is finished? I WOULD SURELY DRAWN MYSELF IN A VENICE CANAL IF I MISS THEM!
forgive my grammar and stuff, english is not my mother language u___u
Re: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Anonymous) 2011-11-04 08:24 am (UTC)(link)