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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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Based on a comment from earlier I would really like to see Conner teaching Haythem how to climb trees.

Maybe they are on a mission together and it becomes necessary or it could just be a bit of fluffy family bonding just a long as it is funny and happy(this game is far to miserable already).

I'm sure I'm not the only one who tied AC3 with the movie "The Patriot" with Mel Gibson before it came it. I mean, they both swing and toss around a Tomahawk, no? So I request a crossover or perhaps the two main characters fighting side by side in the battlefield and both fighting fiercely. At the end of the battle they both are drenched in blood and exchange pleasantries... hm that's all I got to so far.

I guess this can be considered a blood kink? or perhaps a savage fight kink?

Returning home after a long naval mission, Connor is looking forward to rest and relaxation at the Homestead while Achilles is away on business. Except he's ambushed by the Templars. The Homestead residents grow a little worried when Connor does not come to visit as he often does, they head to the manor to be politely or rudely turned away by Haytham and/or Hickey. Growing suspicious with all the patrols around the manor, they team up with the Aquila crew to save Connor.

Prompt based on this picture:

http://lightshine95.deviantart.com/art/he-sent-me-away-342077899

Haytham returns to the fort (after Connor's already gone) and finds Haytham's body.

Spoilers for Assassin's Creed: Forsaken.

Also, long prompt.

Right, so in AC:F, when Haytham comes back from his trip in the Old World, he sees the templars around him and he's sick of them, because they don't match up to Holden, yeah? He's tired of them, and in fact, he seemed pretty frustrated at his own life.

Which was why, right before he goes to meet Connor at the Fort, he writes an entry in his journal that rather read like a dying man's last message. In AC:F, Haytham is also a lot less aggressive in his fighting, and it just felt a lot like he was just hoping to die.

What I'm requesting here is that Connor figures out that something is wrong with Haytham, there's talking, etcetc, which ends with Haytham deciding to give the Assassin business a shot and also in memory of his father), and with Connor encouraging him along the way.

I know there's another prompt out there that's similar but with a more redemption focused theme, so I'm really hoping for one where Haytham relents to Connor's persuasions.

tl;dr - Haytham was hoping that Connor would kill him and end his misery at the Fort, Connor figures out, persuades him to join the Assassins. Haytham does, and they team up.

bonus points if Haytham&Connor go up against Haytham's old team (that is, CHARLES LEE)
extra bonus points if gen rating.
extra extra bonus points if family talking and bonding though.

Sorry about the über long prompt! I tend to talk a lot and ramble on.

AU-ish, Connor becomes an Assassin much earlier in life and has, a prodigy hardened by pain and discipline, he becomes a Master Assassin (as well s the Aquila's Captain and recruit mentor) at the age of 15. Although Achilles is against it, Connor decides he is ready to face his father.

After the Boston Massacre, Haytham is ambushed and taken prisoner to one of the Assassin safe houses in the city. Upon seeing that the group of recruits follow the orders of a teenage boy, Haytham tries to manipulate his way out of the dangerous situation he's in by bonding with the boy... whom he later realizes is his son (thinking before Connor leaves his village with his mother's necklace and father's left behind journal).

In this verse, Ziio and Haytham for one reason or another have separated on amicable terms. They gossip with one each other about their lives, do the occasional hookup and they still had Connor. But Ziio was the one who raised him with Haytham dropping in and out of their lives.

So, Connor occasionally visits his father. Connor is okay with it for the most part, but sometimes it gets awkward. Like when some "Big English Event" is happening. It can be very amusing/distressing to see one's "critical of the establishment" father trying not to tear up at a televised wedding. Or sulking about the English football in the living room with his co-workers/friends. Or Eurovision . . . ("Why are you watching this?" "I don't know, son. I just don't know.")

Optional:
- Ziio is totally scheduling some of these visits knowing these events will be taking place.

Totally inspired by this: http://algrenion.tumblr.com/post/37305943719/headcanon-modern-haytham-is-one-of-those-types

In one of the Haytham sequences, him and his Templar buddies ambush some redcoats escorting Native prisoners and disguise themselves as redcoats. Which means they all changed clothes. And Haytham has a VERY nice body. And the others notice that while they are changing. They start staring, and Haytham's reaction to all this attention is up to the filler.

Somehow, Haytham ends up on the Homestead with Connor, and proceeds to act completely Haytham, insulting his every move and calling him naive and ignorant and all that. The Homesteaders are a bit pissy at him treating their beloved Connor this way, and ask him why he's such a jerk. Haytham says it's okay because he is Connor's father. Cue the Homesteaders teaming up and chewing him out for being one of the worst fathers in the Colonies, leaving his boy like this and not even showing up and stuff.

Bonus points if they mention that Achilles, the Old Man on the Hill, is a much better father than Haytham.
More bonus points if Connor somehow witnesses Haytham getting chewed out and just hangs around watching.

Sorry for this ridiculously random request but:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e683/

Can we have some unlabeled bottles of these in somebody's kitchen? Either left there on accident or purposefully (with extra essence of whatever put it to disguise the alcoholic taste/smell).

Please :D ?

Ok so I was looking over Hetalia again, and it struck me on how well certain nations could have met the main Assassins or Templars. Like, Altair encountering a blood thirsty Teutonic Knight in the desert, Ezio bumping into two twin boys who are lost in the middle of Venice, or Connor finding some blonde kid in the forest taking care of sick elderly lady idk. Heck, maybe Haytham encountered some English guy who was arguing with Frenchman about the war.

All I know is that history is awesome. ANONS DON'T FAIL ME.

So Connor's wolf theme--can we have a werewolf AU?

Papa Haytham is a werewolf, passes his genes on to Connor. Papa Wolf teaches a now grown up and very much confused Connor wolf a few lessons about killing people for food.

Please.

PLEASE.

I'd like something akin to a before and after of their relationship following Holden's... unfortunate incident. That said? I'd be happy with pretty much anything for these two. ANYTHING. Please? 8D

alwaysagirl!Haytham is Connor's mother, not his father. How would the timeline change? I really can't see mama!Haytham giving up her son to be raised by alwaysaboy!Zilo; maybe she thought that Connor had died?

At any rater, how would mother and son interact when they finally meet up again?

Because there's too little genderswap out here. And mama!bear Haytham would be - enticing.

Realizing early in the game that Hickey is in league with the Templars because they pay his way, Connor confronts him and makes him an offer to pay him more in exchange for being a double agent... Hickey is unimpressed at first, and comments he would do it if Connor allows himself to be fucked by him whenever he wants... and Connor reluctantly agrees though promising Hickey a slow and painful death if he's ever given false information.

OP really wants:
- Bottom!Connor
- Hickey calling him Sweertheart in public (and around the Recruits)
- Haytham or the other Templars grow suspicious

I'm sorry I just need to see Haytham just idolizing, enjoying or craving tea right now. XD

Bonus points if:

- Connor doesn't understand Haytham's obsession.
- Haytham gets mad at Connor for dumping all that tea into the harbor.
- Connor tries some tea, decides he likes it and steals it from Haytham.

All my love to whoever fills this! If it gets filled. <3

So...
When Desmond got that first "corrupted" email, I thought it was Subject 16, in data form. I was very excited.
And then it turned out to be Juno. And I was very sad.
And then the game ended. And I was even sadder.

I'd like to request an AU where all the modern assassins are Internet buddies with each other, meeting on a chat forum called "Assassin's Creed," this really rad historical game they all love. Cybersmut/IRL liaisons/trolling and hacking ensue.

Bonus points:
+50: Clay's email always seems to get corrupted
+50: Rebecca figures it's from all the porn he's downloaded
+50: Lucy is prone to keyboard smashing
+50: Shaun keeps saying he's going to stop replying/block all of them, but he never does
+5000: Des/Lucy/Clay relations
+9001: They originally weren't going to meet each other in person, but Rebecca tracked them all down anyway. Even Shaun. In England.

I got this brainworm where Connor is a really sweet guy.
Your ankle is broken? Don't worry! Connor will carry you to safety! And not even because he wants to get into your pants, later! *coughEzioandRosacough*
You having a bad day? Connor will get you some flowers! Just to make you smile! And not in any way because errbody knows you're the mother of his future babies! *coughEzioandSophiacough*
And he loves babies! Yay! ...maybe! I don't know! But his congrats to the farmers seemed pretty sincere!
You hungry? Connor will hunt something down for you with his manly, strong, rough hands! And he knows hundreds of delicious recipes for you to try! And even though his sexy, work-hardened hands have been trained for killing, he will still be gentle as he pets you!
...r pet dog/cat. Your pet dog/cat.
(O_O)~ Where did my mind go?

Prompt: Connor pretty much accidentally charms the panties/boxers/smallclothes off of somebody, simply by being himself.

A story told largely in flashbacks, Ezio tells his kids about how he met their mother.
Ted = Ezio (duh.)
Marshall = Connor (think about it. It's perfect.)
Lily = Aveline (I imagine her being a badass cutie...)
Robin = Maria Thorpe
Barney = (a slightly more relaxed) Altair

"Ezio," Altair said, putting an arm around his new friend's shoulders, "I am gonna teach you how to kill."
"What?!"
"I mean, live."

Based on a line from an old favourite:
http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/16841.html?thread=1856201#t1856201

"technology kept the Bleeding Effect at bay."

Be as cracky, kinky, or angsty as you want!

In Sequence 10, Washington ignores Connor's order to not follow him, and with his troops, seize the Mohawk village where he finds the Apple of Eden. Upon contact, it brings out all of of Washington's darkest desires for control, war and conquest and he uses the power of the Apple to enslave his own soldiers and have them slaughter / drive out the Mohawks. Connor tries to stop him, but is knocked unconscious for a long period of time. When he wakes up, in chains, he's brought forward before the King.

Would really love to see a combination of the following:

* Washington x Connor (in that order)
* Throne sex in front of all of Washington's mindless soldiers
* Washington admitting that he's wanted to f*ck Connor the moment he laid eyes on him
* Templars and Assassins unite to save Connor to defeat Washington

Craving an angsty yet heart warming father-son story. In there last fight, Connor falls due to his injuries from siege on Fort George or killed by Haytham, and was not able to fulfill his duties to Juno. So, he's sent back as a spirit and comes to haunt Haytham until his father buries the precursor amulet and finally settle down and have a family (so Desmond can be born in the future).

Bonus Points:

Haytham and Connor still exchange sass with one another, and some people start to think Haytham's going mad.

Haytham has another son (maybe Edward after his father) and with both fondness and regret seeing Connor affectionately hovering over baby brother

One of Desmond's ancestors is a vampire... Non sparkly kind plz... Will accept buffy type, lestat type, true blood type or muppet type (one two three bwahahahaha) vampy. Vamp!assassin (or templar, if we are using haytham) confronts dez in 2012 in brazil!

Connor looks pretty old for his age. Not realising how young he is, his Revolutionary allies and his recruits/contacts pile lots of adult responsibilities and pressure on him and even though Connor is very mature, he's not entirely ready for this sort of thing and he finds it kind of hard to cope, and gets pretty stressed about it all.

Because jfc Ubisoft, Connor doesn't look four when we first meet him, and no way does he look seventeen during the Tea Party. That isn't the face or build of a teenager, dudes.

Bonuses:
-Achilles makes a point to treat him more age-appropriately, and helps him unwind by playing board games with him or telling him stories or drawing with him (just generally doing father-son things, I guess).
-The Aquila crew look out for Connor and worry about him and try to help him relax and de-stress as much as possible.
-The people treating him as very old are genuinely mistaken and a little upset they've put so much pressure on someone so young.

I just want something a bit angsty with a huge helping of fluffiness on the side.

Now that the Forsaken book is being treated as canon and Haytham no longer defected from the Assassins to the Templars, can we get a fic about why Haytham is wearing the broken assassin symbol and eagle cuff. Did Reginald want to have some kinky enemy roleplay sex with Haytham and he just never bothered to take it off or what?

Preferably an early twentyish something Haytham and experienced!Reginald.

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Tree Climbing

Connor the Patriot

Homestead Invasion

Haytham/Charles, Charles finds Haytham's body

Second Chance

Trapped in the Wolves Den

Contemporary!AU

Haytham changing, Templars watching

Haytham is a bad father

Alcoholic Juice

AC/Hetalia Crossover

Haytham and Connor go Hunting

Haytham/Jim Holden

girl!Haytham/boy!Zilo, Connor: Genderswap.

Double Agent

Haytham/Tea

AU: They are ALL ALIVE. On the INTERWEBZ!

Connor: the sweetest guy ever

How I Met Your Assassin Mother

no subject

AU - DLC!Washington x Connor - noncon