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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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✩ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✩ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✩ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✩ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Discussion

Re: l'aigle et le révolutionnaire 4/?

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
wow im like SO glad you made adrienne an assassin like wow I always loved her but now like COMPLETE headcanon!!!

Re: OP is excited!

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hey OP, I just want to let you know that I haven't forgotten about this! It just so happens that this turned out to be a lot longer than I expected.

I hope you weren't expecting a PWP, because I ended up adding a bunch of backstory. I'm so sorry! D:

Re: Johnson/Hickey

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you prompter anon for this. It is good to not be alone on this ship.

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Templars and the Seven Deadly Sins.

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
The Continental army is defeated by the British.
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OP

[personal profile] synnesai 2013-02-01 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
I cannot handle these cliff hangers oh my god

UGH I am so curious as to where you will bring this story! I hope lucy stays sympathetic to altair and I wonder what happened to malik??? Oh gosh so many questions, but i will wait patiently!

;U; good job so far (I am also following it on ao3)

OP here

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Holy shit anon that was amazing!!! I kind of stopped checking this because I didn't think this would ever get filled. XD But you even included Ezio. And Haytham at the end, just...*fans self*.
I can barely contain my extreme joy right now!

Thank you SO much wonderful anon!! <33

Not The ProtoCreed you were Expecting

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Today I couldn't help but wonder, what would happen if Connor Kenway happened to meet Alex Mercer (AU maybe?). Mostly I couldn't help but think of the Mission where Alex is constantly screaming out for McMullen. Then I got to thinking about how Connor is always yelling/asking about Charles Lee... So naturally, after putting two and two together I have decided I really want to read a Alex/Connor story. I don't really care how, when or where I just know it needs to happen.

Bonus Points:

+50 ~ Connor Demands that Alex tells him where Charles Lee is.
+100 ~ Sexy times.
+150 ~ Tentacles. (you know you want it... >u>)
+200 ~ Awkward Virgin Connor.
+9999 ~ Possessive Alex, marking Connor and promising him that this won't be the last time.

I'm just gonna go hide in a corner now ^~^U

Haytham/Connor/Washington

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham wants Connor, Washington wants Connor, Connor just wants. Can Anon get some Haytham and Washington, arguing and begrudgingly working together so they can both have the prize (AKA Connor) for themselves. Weather it be for one night one many. Maybe Connor is running back and forth between Washington's camp and Haytham's home trying to please both and maybe he gets caught by both men >:D. Maybe they both need to work together in order to get into the young assassin's pants. All I know is that I would like Sass, tempers to flare and sexy times with those three.

Bonus Points:

+50 ~ Haytham and Washington are constantly at each others throats.
+100 ~ Neither man wants to share at first.
+150 ~ Haytham Tries to play the protective father card only to have Washington shut him down by saying something along the lines of "You're screwing your son."
+200 ~ DP. taking turns is over rated.

I guess you could say... their interests are aligned >u> *crawls into the corner of shameful smut...*

Petshop of Horrors xover, Haytham & creature! Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ziio has broken up with Haytham for several years now and Haytham spends most of his time building up the Order. Partly this is because of his dedication to the Templar order, but if he has to be truthful to himself, it's partly to drown himself in work and dull the pain of losing Ziio. One day, to escape an onslaught of heavy rain that's soaking right through his coat, he takes shelter in an odd little shop called "Count D's Petshop".

He finds the shopkeeper most peculiar. For one thing, he's the only Chinese guy (or East Asian in general) around. For another thing, he's offering him a "perfect" pet. Haytham's doubtful about the rather strange guy but decides that it polite to look since the rain doesn't seem to be letting up outside (Boston weather and all that). So he follows this 'Count D' person to the back of the shop (that is waaayyyy bigger than he thought it would be), and Count D points out his "perfect pet".

It's a boy in the clothes of a Mohawk native that looks almost exactly like what Haytham and Ziio's son would look like, if they had one. He's even roughly the age that Haytham last saw Ziio at.

But no, the Count insists that the boy is a pet and points to the boy's head, where Haytham makes out a pair of wolf ears. The Count also lifts something dark and furry off of the chair that the boy is sitting on and, to Haytham's surprise, he realizes that the boy has a wolf's tail as well.

Somehow, Haytham's not sure, but he winds up taking the boy with him (he's puzzled by the concept of a petshop that doesn't charge any money). But there are three conditions:

1) Do not feed the pet chocolate
2) Allow the pet to hunt his own prey for food purposes in the Frontier
3) Never betray the pet

So Haytham takes the boy and names him Connor. And things go swimmingly for several years. He's managed to get rid of all the pesky Assassins (rather easily, to his great surprise...they always look like they're mauled by wild wolves or something). His Templars are doing well and rising within the ranks. And Connor (who he's come to think of like a son) is growing up to be a real asset, reliable, loyal and smart. Haytham follows all the rules (they're not exactly hard, and he scoffs at the possibility of betraying his son).

And then there's talk of conflict with the British, and there's violence in the streets. And the Assassins suddenly appear again. One of them is, in fact, one of Connor's friends, and Connor asks Haytham, out of sentiment, to spare the Assassin. Haytham finds he can't say no to his son, but secretly has the Assassin killed anyways. He figures that what Connor doesn't know can't hurt him.

Haytham's completely forgotten about the 3rd clause of the contract, and everything goes to shit.

Re: Petshop of Horrors xover, Haytham & creature! Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Also, forgot to mention, but if anyone wants to pick this up, feel free to change the prompt (clauses don't have to be exactly those three, other details can also change).

OP would just like to see creature/pet-son! Connor with Haytham as his master-father in the sort of horror-inducing scenario that Petshop of Horrors tends to leave.

Also, this Count D is definitely not the same one in PoH, but a distant ancestor.

Between a Rock and Hard Place (pun very much intended) 9

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Gah...sorry for lateness readers. Anon has been job hunting and feeling very depressed because of it lately. ):

Anyways, onto installment...


~_~_~_~_~_~

Now, when a certain George Washington checked into his Ebay account the following morning on his favorite iPad (and yes, he named it Connor), he promptly spat out his coffee directly into the face of his friend, roommate and erstwhile partner in mischief.

"Someone's hacked my account!"

Sam blinked at him, and slowly mopped the coffee facial off with a towel.

"Do you have Capslock on?"

"No!"

"Numslock?"

"No!"

"Are you sure you typed it in correctly?"

"N-Yes!"

"Retrieve password?"

"These aren't the right recovery questions!"

"Ebay, not PayPal?"

"Yes, I'm on the right site!"

"Cross-checked with your hard-copy list of recovery questions?"

"Yes!"

"Username correct?"

"Yes!"

"Not_UR_founder?"

"Goddamnit, Sam, yes!"

...

"You've been hacked," Sam shrugged.

Between a Rock and Hard Place (pun very much intended) 10

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Sam did his best to ignore the puppy look his roommate and best friend (though not currently, was George even aware of how coffee stains just didn't leave white silk shirts?!) was giving him.

"Please Sam?"

"No."

"Aren't I your best buddy?"

Pointed look at the soiled napkin.

"What if I double your holidays?"

Hmm...tempting and George could do it too since he was the CEO (albeit more for the connections and personality than for his ...rather dubious...coding skills) and could do it but--

"I have so much saved up, it'd take half a year to use them all."

And yeah, Sam could see George considering the ramifications of his top programmer being away for a full half year, especially with hackers and rivals like that Haytham out in the world.

"How about I double your bonus?"

"We're both on the list of the 10 most wealthy men in the US. Money is nice, but...meh."

"I'll take over all your obligations in Paul's 'role-plays'?"

Sam winced. Paul could be rather scary and single-minded and creepily obsessive when it came to 'role-playing' certain aspects of the American revolution.

But as tempting as that was--

"Nope."

George huffed, seeming to struggle with himself. After a moment's hesitation, he let his head drop in defeat.

"I'll set you up on a blind date with Johnson."

Sam's ears perked up. Johnson? As in, George's cousin, the rather earnest and cute man who majored in Anthropology, loved learning about other cultures and hated Sam's guts, that Johnson?

He grabbed his moping friend's hand.

"George, we have a deal."

Between a Rock and Hard Place (pun very much intended) 11

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Now when a certain Haytham Kenway leisurely logged into his Ebay account with a smirk, he found something that distressed him. Something that distressed him a great amount.

He'd been hacked.

Him. Who'd, just last week, took a stroll through Ubisoft's main database in an attempt to learn more about the plans for future installments of his favorite game. And, three days ago, left a smiley on the Pentagon's main page.

And then he found something vastly more distressing.

His screen blanked. But no it was not the blue screen a death. Not with a fuzzy shape slowly making its way to the surface of his screen--

"Oh, it is on," he growled and stalked out of the living room in a hunt for his spare laptop.

He passed Charles who blinked at his slowly darkening face and then glanced at the screen of the laptop he'd left on the table.

"Haytham," Charles began hesitantly. "Why is there a picture of an animated penis on your screen?"

Re: Haytham/Connor/Washington

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
So want this with a passion! Though Washington did meet Connor earlier in the games, so I assume he got into the Assassin's pants first?

Re: fill anon (a question for OP)

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Another not!OP anon votes for two endings, it sounds great because I'm a sucker for angst but I kinda think that Connor deserves a semi-happy ending...

Re: Not The ProtoCreed you were Expecting

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
...But it is the ProtoCreed I desire.

Of all the prompts here I want to see this the most!! I was just gonna request something similar, too. XD

We need more ProtoCreed up in here, especially with Connor.

Re: Between a Rock and Hard Place (pun very much intended) 11

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sam and Johnson... wow, did not picture that potential pairing out of the blue. Poor Haytham getting the blue screen of death. I do wonder who is going to get the 'romantic date' with Connor in the end.

Re: Between a Rock and Hard Place (pun very much intended) 11

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
oops i meant the penis screen of mocking...errr...

Cesare/Leonardo/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
I am new, and I have no idea if this has been done yet, BUT... I would love to see where Leonardo is pinned between Cesare and Ezio blindfolded, bound, and with a bit of paintbrush play. His wrists and hands are very sensitive.

Don't forget to include some Cesare on Ezio time cause... lets face it... Cesare would dominate Ezio.

It can be AU! It doesn't matter to me.

Re: Cesare/Leonardo/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED! :D

Crossover(kind of) AC2/AC3, Haytham; Il Lupo, some Connor jealousy?

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I would love to see a Prowler/Il Lupo version in the AC3 setting. And either have him interacting or paired up with Haytham. Because I think it would be awesome.

I'd like to see Haytham taking an interest in the young, talented Templar recruit. Lupo becomes Haytham's protégé. Connor finds out about it. How would he react?

Haytham/Lupo and/or Haytham/Connor very welcome but not mandatory at all. Maybe Connor is jealous in more ways than just on the father-son level. Maybe he is jealous, but after finding out about the true nature of their "mentor/protégé" relationship... not so much anymore. Maybe something completely different.

Re: Cesare/Leonardo/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
thirded, with hopes that Exio is bottom to both (shhh I have a major love of bottom!Ezio!)

Re: Prequel

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
This is awesome I can't wait to see more.

THIS ANON WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THIS AMAZING FIC

(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
http://laughsassinquerel.tumblr.com/post/42014970442/the-providence-of-summer-thunder-a-conhayth-oneshot