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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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After seeing how his village is gone thanks to Congress that he helped put in place, Connor wonders if it wouldn't have been better if he'd never existed. He sees world the way it would have been sans him (power of Apple, Juno, etc).

...and it's Deborah (yes, the recruit). Haytham wonders why he is cursed. Conner and Deborah have a field day (after she gets over her crush on him).

...I don't even know

Ziio lived and goes to visit her son who is training to be an Assassin. She and Achilles hit it off (though Connor prefers not to think about it). When Connor meets Haytham later on during the Church chapter, Connor lets slip that Ziio and Achilles are together and Haytham gets really jealous that 1) Achilles has Ziio and that 2) Connor thinks of Achilles as a father.

He's a quietly-spoken, polite, eager to please, young man. He's also what, 16/17? And he's never been on board a ship before and has no experience. Plus he's a Native American. They don't expect this shy boy to be much. He isn't, not at first, but he learns quickly and starts to lose that hesitation.

But what really takes the crew by surprise is how deep and commanding Comnor can sound when he bellows his lungs out, because by God, sir, you had better furl that sail double-time or Connor will get you.

Basically, fic about the Aquila crew grumbling about Connor being too quiet and inexperienced, and Connor suddenly breaking out of his shell and scaring them half to death.

Charles is jealous of Haytham's relationship with Ziio and seeing how miserable he is, Thomas Hickey helps him get drunk one night.
Then Haytham shows up and drunk as Charles is he kisses Haytham, and is mortified when he realises what he have done.

Haytham's/ the others reaction is up to the filler :p

Inspired by this image:
http://dayz26.deviantart.com/#/d5r0l1l

Haytham holds a high rank in Absetergo who are actively looking for Desmond Miles and other the Assassins. While crossing the street (or in a coffee shop, though I kind of like the idea that they're in a Revolutionary War museum or gallery), he brushes up against a young man and suddenly gains his past life memories as the Templar Grandmaster and recognizes the young man as Connor - whom he learns is his son in this time as well... and most likely an Assassin. Now that he has a second chance, will he try to reach out to his son or have him captured for Abstergo?

Washington and Lafayette are in the Frontier kissing/cuddling/banging/whatever you'd like and Connor stumbles upon them.
Whether or not they notice him is up to you ;w;

What it says on the tin. :)

Anon was just reading about the RL Charles Lee, and apparently, he married the daughter of a Mohawk chief and was named Ounewaterika (boiling water) for his temper.

Anon can't help thinking if his relations with another Mohawk clan is how he got Connor's village to trust him.

The prompt is this image:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bfed81175e927c4d8af42461c191efa/tumblr_mggap8idFK1qbj3mgo1_500.jpg

Bartender AU preferred, but whatever strikes you is fine! Go nuts, anon!

Source: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=10030631

Can we get an altmal fic up in here for the Grand Master's birthday? :)

idk maybe the masyaf assassin's plan a bday party for their grand master and altair like sense something is up and tries to find out what so everyone has to work EXTRA HARD to hide the party from altair because IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE!

They do surprise him (after some VERY CLOSE CALLS) and then maybe after malik gives altair his present if ya know what i mean. Something nice though, i want something believable?? Of course work some bday sex up in there ahaha (i don't care who tops)

I don't mind if you work maria in there too I like malik and maria as buddies that pick on Altair (like an ot3 ahaha) but the focus is still altmal?? ahahaha

happy birthday altair!!!

I would love to see a fic where Haytham visits the Homestead for whatever reason (maybe he gets injured and have to go there for help or something).
I'd love to see how everyone reacts to him being there and finding out that he is Connor's father.

Because the first game deserves more love, I have a mighty need for Malik/Altaïr.
Specifically, Malik's junk is bigger than Altaïr's, which annoys the living hell out of Altaïr (until Malik puts his bits to good use.)

+10 if Altaïr is reduced to a sobbing, incoherent mess as result.
+15 if Malik is ridiculously damn smug about Altaïr being so completely out of it afterwards.

I don't know about you, meme, but I could use something happy. I'd like to see a world where Desmond, Shaun, Lucy, Rebecca, and Clay are all sane and alive and being badass Assassins, and also having a lot of sex with each other. If OT5 is too much, Desmond/Clay or Shaun/Clay or all three of them would also be wonderful. Clay needs some love is what I'm saying.

Somebody accidentally spies on Connor while he's, ah, indecent. Maybe he's bathing. Maybe he was too exhausted to dress for bed, and just flopped down naked. Hell, maybe he's wanking. Whatever. The person knows they ought to turn away and respect Connor's privacy... But they can't. There's something mesmerising about that man, especially in such a vulnerable position. Cue guilty, trying-to-be silent masturbation? Or maybe just awkward adoration. Whatever floats anon's boat.

I have a preference for one of the recruits, or maybe a templar, but its really up to anon.

Ziio hears some classical music on radio/pandora/whatever and attempts to waltz by herself just for fun/for the hell of it. Then Haytham walks in on her, finds her dancing by herself adorable and asks if Ziio actually wants to learn how to waltz. She agrees reluctantly.

P-please you guys.

This Anon's craving a modern-day AU where Haytham teaches a 16 or 17 year old Connor how to drive a car. Much hilarity and awkward father/son bonding ensues. Maybe Haytham takes Connor out to eat afterwards? Go crazy, WriterAnons!

Bonus Points: Connor can't drive a car to save his life, but can drive his dad's boat just fine. (No matter what universe it is, Haytham will always be rich enough to own a boat, imho.)

SUPER MEGA ULTRA BONUS POINTS: If Paul Revere comes along with them for whatever reason, and starts up with, "Go left Connor! We are on the right course! Get back in the car, Connor!"

EXTREME SUPER MEGA ULTRA BONUS POINTS: if Haytham kicks Paul out of the car.

So this has everything to do with the fact that Suleiman has Malik's voice actor and I'm not even sorry.

Suleiman and the 'handsome' minstrel take their friendship a little further. Ezio on top prefered, but I would just be happy for anything between them, even if it's just flirting.

just saw this on tumblr

http://25.media.tumblr.com/444b9b373760232f5b7c8c467b4da8d1/tumblr_mghha01M431s36g2mo1_1280.png

and now i need fic like burning. please, anons!

Evidence:
http://jesusmsanchezl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Google-Drive-Logo.jpg

Incriminating evidence, I know. Anyways, the Assassins decide to infiltrate Google.

And discover that their ultra-fast search engine is powered by enslaved human clones.

All of them look like a young Steve Jobs.

Basically, I have a dire need to see this scenario play out:

Connor: Cuddle? <(-^.^-)>
Haytham: No. ಠ_ಠ
Connor: (T^T)
Haytham: ... Fine. ¬_¬;
Connor: \(^_^)/

How this happens is up to annon; is this an AU with toddler/little boy!Connor? Is this what happens when Haytham accidentally gets Connor drunk? However you want to make it happen, just so long as its fluffier than a blanket of baby bunnies.

Bonus points if:
-Haytham is trying to maintain his snarky-grumpiness, but is inwardly melting into a puddle of goo
-Connor ends up falling asleep in Haytham's arms

i don't care how or why, i just want to see my two favorite recruits with that big, adorable bear of an Assassin.

Haytham and Connor at the final Fort George scene. They're fighting and, somehow, either Haytham or Connor convinces the other to lay down his arms and actually listen. Just when it seems that one may have converted the other, a cannonball hits a nearby wall, and both are knocked down.

Whoever was doing the convincing gets up and finds out Connor/Haytham was knocked unconscious and heavily wounded by debris. He carries his son/father to safety.

Fast forward some time, whoever got out relatively unscathed helps his organization win (either Templar or Assassin). But he's concerned because Connor/Haytham hasn't woken from the injury at Fort George. It soon becomes obvious that his son/father has gone into a coma and won't wake up and, heartbroken, whoever got out unscathed and ended up on the winning side ends his son/father's life to give him a clean death.

Christ in a handbasket I fucking hate being startled awake.
Nothing makes sense, you don't know what time it is, what day it is, what year it is, what your name is,
where you are and what the fuck is going on.
You don't know what is up and down and you don't know how feet work.

SO, after the events in the game, someone on the Homestead - or an Assassin Recruit - has something they
wanna announce/discuss and being the excited person they are, they show up and bang on the door like banging a goshdamn
trashcan lid.

Connor wakes up and thinks that someone or everyone is dying, and sleepily stampedes down the stairs and to the
door, rips the door open and inquires what the everloving shit is going on...
...while only wearing a pair of pants.

Whoever was at the door is so startled by Connor's amazing godlike body that they totally forget what they even wanted to talk about.

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It's a wonderful life, Connor

Haytham has another child

Washington asks Achilles/Haytham for Connor's hand in marriage

Ziio lived and got together with Achilles, Haytham is jealous

Aquila crew misjudge Connor

Haytham/Charles

The more things change, the more they stay the same...

Washington/Lafayette, Connor watches

Connor gets turned into a pomeranian, Charles adopts him

Charles Lee, Ounewaterika (boiling water)

no subject

So since it's Altair's bday

Haytham in the Homestead

Malik/Altaïr: size differences

Modern assassins + Clay

Anybody/Connor, voyeurism

Haytham/Ziio - modern AU

Driving AU

Ezio/Suleiman

connor, forced blowjob

Google is run by the Templars

Cuddle-time with Connor and Haytham

Clipper/Dobby/Connor

Losing him anyways

Accidental partial nudity