asscreedkinkmeme | Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

No, not the tv show. An AU where supernatural creatures roam the earth and our assassins may or may not be one of them. The Kenways could be a werewolf family, Ezio may have had a run in with a vampire or two in his travels, and Altaïr might face off with any number of crazy awesome, middle eastern beings. And let's not forget the modern kids either - Lucy might be a siren, Desmond an awkward medium that's constantly possessed because his shield are crap, and Rebecca might be an ex-hunter of some sort.

Any pairings are a go-go, although OP has a soft spot for Shaun/Rebecca, Connor/Ellen, Ezio/Leo, and Altair/Maria/Malik. But seriously, whatever the author pleases as long as it isn't underage. And because this is a kinkmeme, feel free to throw in any sort of kink you feel fit.

Because who doesn't love shoving our favourite assassins into an American high school?

Maybe everyone tries to pronounce Connor's Mohawk but fails miserably? Maybe the other students try to make fun of 'the weird exchange students' before they get their ass beat?
Really, go crazy!

OP has a very soft spot for Ezio/(teacher)Leo though, but anything is fine, really.

Slender is a known legend during the colonial times (I know it's a meme, but let's just pretend? :D). Both the Assassins and the Templars find out he really exist and decide that supernatural bogey man who steals children and does who knows what with them are bad for both their respective ideals.

So they enter into a brief and grudging alliance to get rid of the creep who is going after helpless children. Except...well, Connor's still a teenager. Something nobody really thinks about because he acts and looks so mature. And everything goes to shit when he becomes the next victim.

I ship them so hard, Connor is always really cute when interacting with Sam.

I'd love a fic where Connor had a crush on Sam ever since he helped him after the Boston Massacre, and finally gets to act on it around the Boston Tea Party. Tender sex ensues with an eager, if inexperienced, Connor.

Instead of Kadar dying at Solomon's Temple, it's Altair.

Malik had secret feelings for him.

Cue the angst.

OP is so enraged right now you guys have no idea,

so i want to see our beloved dai have all hell break loose

perhaps include something along the lines of 'i did not deserve this, to lose my brother and my arm and have nobody pay for it'

so he kills the assassin grandmaster or tortures him into a slow death i don't know go crazy writeranon! even make me regret having requested this in the first place

Picture Connor and Clipper breaking in and investigating Templar Headquarters and end up searching one of the bedrooms... until they hear the sound of approaching footsteps and quickly hide under the bed (it's pretty big) and both of them are surprised to hear Haytham and Charles enter... and they start talking about their plans... while having sex on top of the bed.

Meanwhile, Clipper is having a panic attack while Connor is trying to catch the snippets of conversation regarding their Templar plans. The two assassins manage to endure and even manage to communicate silently (have their own morse code I guess, or if it's a modern setting - maybe they could be texting) about how they plan on sneaking out. Finally, when it's over, and once Charles is asleep, Haytham gets out of bed, and drags the Assassins out from underneath it.

Haytham remarks that he hoped his son learned something from this and kicks them both out with death threats.

Daemon AU. With Assassin's and Templar's views on how one's daemon should be? Maybe templars hates bird-daemons because they think no man should have the right to fly? Maybe just a study on a character and there daemon?

No real big guidelines. Keep it gen or swing a pairing in there. Pretty open.

As Hickey does try to enjoy pleasure of the flesh to his max. Joining the Templars gave him a protection to pursue his pleasures. Does Johnson view his habits of his assistant? Does he indulge them? Train him?

For all the attemps AC made in AC3 to give the Templars good reasons, there's still too many mustache-twirling villains among the cross bearers for my taste, anon.

I'm not asking for woobification, but I would like a fic in which Vidic actually views Subject 4 as his son, as he claims, and cares greatly about him, in his own way. He's still a Templar through and through - but that doesn't mean he isn't proud of Subject 4.

May the father of understanding guide all fillanons.

The Animus is a revolutionary invention with all sorts of uses. Abstergo, having deep ties to the government, worked with the FBI to help develop their own related technology, the Added Reality Interface or ARI.

It turns out they're linked more closely than anybody knows. When Clay gets into the Animus, he finds Norman Jayden is there first.

Porn is optional, becoming AI bros is a must. I will love you doubleforever if Desmond or Blake is involved.

(I wouldn't be surprised if something like this has been asked for before. If it has, please link me!)

I don't really care how or why it happens, just make it so Number One! I mainly just wanna see Agent 47 and the Assassins teaming up and being badasses together, perhaps even teaching each other a thing or two how "real" Assassins do things.

I prefer a Modern AU, but if you could work in 47 during the Crusades/Renaissance/Revolution, that's also good :)

Bonus points if you can pull off Romance/Smut between 47 and an Assassin of your choice (Het or Slash, anything is all right by me!)

I don't know why I have a sudden desire to see Altaïr and Malik as George and Meg from Paperman (http://youtu.be/aTLySbGoMX0).

I don't care who fits in whose shoes, I just one of them trying desperately to grab the other's attention and failing miserably. (Naturally this renders the lipstick paper useless, but I'm sure writer!anon can work around that.)

So this idea was kind of inspired by an earlier fill on this meme. ^^; I have very little time to write these days, so hopefully a kind Writer!Anon will take this prompt up?

One day, Connor Kenway, aged 21 years old, wakes up in Achilles' barn. He has no idea how or why he's there. In fact, his last memory is of going hunting with Kanen'tó:kon just outside the village when he was 16. After that, Connor remembers nothing.

Achilles is similarly clueless, but decides to train Connor as an Assassin once he learns of the boy's parentage and Eagle Vision ability. Connor hopes that he might be able to figure out along the way why he doesn't remember the last 5 years of his life.

Then Connor runs into Haytham during a reconnaissance mission in New York. He says that Connor has been a Templar for several years, as well as Haytham's lover. He's been searching for Connor for the past several years. Connor is torn between his new life and duties as an Assassin, and this man who claims to love him and know of his past.

Up to Writer!Anon whether or not Haytham and Connor are related in this.

I ship these two so hard, and there's so little fic to be found. :( Let's rectify that!

Perhaps something where Johnson gets sick of Hickey's constant womanizing, and decides to show him who's boss so to speak. ;)

Templars and the Seven Deadly Sins.

The Continental army is defeated by the British.

Today I couldn't help but wonder, what would happen if Connor Kenway happened to meet Alex Mercer (AU maybe?). Mostly I couldn't help but think of the Mission where Alex is constantly screaming out for McMullen. Then I got to thinking about how Connor is always yelling/asking about Charles Lee... So naturally, after putting two and two together I have decided I really want to read a Alex/Connor story. I don't really care how, when or where I just know it needs to happen.

Bonus Points:

+50 ~ Connor Demands that Alex tells him where Charles Lee is.
+100 ~ Sexy times.
+150 ~ Tentacles. (you know you want it... >u>)
+200 ~ Awkward Virgin Connor.
+9999 ~ Possessive Alex, marking Connor and promising him that this won't be the last time.

I'm just gonna go hide in a corner now ^~^U

Haytham wants Connor, Washington wants Connor, Connor just wants. Can Anon get some Haytham and Washington, arguing and begrudgingly working together so they can both have the prize (AKA Connor) for themselves. Weather it be for one night one many. Maybe Connor is running back and forth between Washington's camp and Haytham's home trying to please both and maybe he gets caught by both men >:D. Maybe they both need to work together in order to get into the young assassin's pants. All I know is that I would like Sass, tempers to flare and sexy times with those three.

Bonus Points:

+50 ~ Haytham and Washington are constantly at each others throats.
+100 ~ Neither man wants to share at first.
+150 ~ Haytham Tries to play the protective father card only to have Washington shut him down by saying something along the lines of "You're screwing your son."
+200 ~ DP. taking turns is over rated.

I guess you could say... their interests are aligned >u> *crawls into the corner of shameful smut...*

Ziio has broken up with Haytham for several years now and Haytham spends most of his time building up the Order. Partly this is because of his dedication to the Templar order, but if he has to be truthful to himself, it's partly to drown himself in work and dull the pain of losing Ziio. One day, to escape an onslaught of heavy rain that's soaking right through his coat, he takes shelter in an odd little shop called "Count D's Petshop".

He finds the shopkeeper most peculiar. For one thing, he's the only Chinese guy (or East Asian in general) around. For another thing, he's offering him a "perfect" pet. Haytham's doubtful about the rather strange guy but decides that it polite to look since the rain doesn't seem to be letting up outside (Boston weather and all that). So he follows this 'Count D' person to the back of the shop (that is waaayyyy bigger than he thought it would be), and Count D points out his "perfect pet".

It's a boy in the clothes of a Mohawk native that looks almost exactly like what Haytham and Ziio's son would look like, if they had one. He's even roughly the age that Haytham last saw Ziio at.

But no, the Count insists that the boy is a pet and points to the boy's head, where Haytham makes out a pair of wolf ears. The Count also lifts something dark and furry off of the chair that the boy is sitting on and, to Haytham's surprise, he realizes that the boy has a wolf's tail as well.

Somehow, Haytham's not sure, but he winds up taking the boy with him (he's puzzled by the concept of a petshop that doesn't charge any money). But there are three conditions:

1) Do not feed the pet chocolate
2) Allow the pet to hunt his own prey for food purposes in the Frontier
3) Never betray the pet

So Haytham takes the boy and names him Connor. And things go swimmingly for several years. He's managed to get rid of all the pesky Assassins (rather easily, to his great surprise...they always look like they're mauled by wild wolves or something). His Templars are doing well and rising within the ranks. And Connor (who he's come to think of like a son) is growing up to be a real asset, reliable, loyal and smart. Haytham follows all the rules (they're not exactly hard, and he scoffs at the possibility of betraying his son).

And then there's talk of conflict with the British, and there's violence in the streets. And the Assassins suddenly appear again. One of them is, in fact, one of Connor's friends, and Connor asks Haytham, out of sentiment, to spare the Assassin. Haytham finds he can't say no to his son, but secretly has the Assassin killed anyways. He figures that what Connor doesn't know can't hurt him.

Haytham's completely forgotten about the 3rd clause of the contract, and everything goes to shit.

I am new, and I have no idea if this has been done yet, BUT... I would love to see where Leonardo is pinned between Cesare and Ezio blindfolded, bound, and with a bit of paintbrush play. His wrists and hands are very sensitive.

Don't forget to include some Cesare on Ezio time cause... lets face it... Cesare would dominate Ezio.

It can be AU! It doesn't matter to me.

I would love to see a Prowler/Il Lupo version in the AC3 setting. And either have him interacting or paired up with Haytham. Because I think it would be awesome.

I'd like to see Haytham taking an interest in the young, talented Templar recruit. Lupo becomes Haytham's protégé. Connor finds out about it. How would he react?

Haytham/Lupo and/or Haytham/Connor very welcome but not mandatory at all. Maybe Connor is jealous in more ways than just on the father-son level. Maybe he is jealous, but after finding out about the true nature of their "mentor/protégé" relationship... not so much anymore. Maybe something completely different.

Charles Lee and Clipper both get grievously injured at some point and somehow switch bodies while they are in convalescence. Now, Charles is in the uncomfortable position of the Assassins dropping in on him to check how 'Clipper' is doing and if he's recovering (and is startled to discover that Connor is very attentive and polite and...not-savage). Meanwhile Clipper has a near heart-attack every time one of the Templars drop by to offer condolences (minus Biddle). And Haytham treats him so gently, inquiring after his needs, obvious affection in his manner...

Both Charles and Clipper end up back in their real bodies without anyone else knowing about the switch, but they are both conflicted as they realize that the other side is not so different and, in particular, Haytham and Connor are not so different.

Although..."What is George's name?" Clearly Captcha wants me to include Washington in there somewhere...maybe he spilled some kind of magic powder that got on both Charles and Clipper and therefore prompted the switch in the first place?

Connor is angry about something- about a mission going wrong, or his father treating him horribly, or just about something entirely mundane. Whatever reason, he goes hunting to blow off steam. Of course he shows respect for all the animals he kills- making use of their pelts and their meat, burying the bones, etc- except for one. He enters the territory of a mother wolf while she is tending to her pups. Thinking she will attack him like all the other territorial wolves he has encountered, Connor attacks her first. He leaves the body there, having no use for her pelt or meat.

As penance, Connor wakes soon after transformed into a wolf himself. To change back, he has to care for the pups he orphaned and learn how to love them as a family. However, he is also on the run from the Assassin recruits, who discover Connor's clothing covered in blood and in tatters, and, assuming that the giant shaggy wolf wandering around the Davenport hunting ground killed him, and are hunting him down.

TL;DR: Connor as Kenai from Brother Bear as a wolf instead of a bear.

Fill for this prompt:
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8747779#cmt8747779

Since AC3 just came out, author may like to write about Connor, but any of the assassins (and I mean literally any assassin in the series - including Malik, Rauf, La Volpe, etc) with wings will float my boat.

Bonus points for: a painful transitions
- Learning how to fly
- trying hto keep them hidden
- and partners being facainated by them

The prompt was already filled, but it inspired me so much that I had to do my own. I got lazy with the starting smut, but eh. Title is from Farewell, Stars by Message to Bears. This is my first AC kmeme/serious fic fill, so be gentle on the hate

First scene inspired by:
http://nogoodturkey.tumblr.com/post/38400514621/i-dont-know-why-but-lately-ive-just-been

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The only thing that can block out the pain are the dreams about Lucy. Desmond wishes she were there right now, wiping the sweat from his face, and not just a phantom in his mind. Although the drugs numb him into a deep sleep, it all feels so real: his tongue against her entrance, her moans and pleading for more, just a little more, and the touch of her hot skin against his own. His groans of pleasure could be heard in the world outside his dreams, but were always mistaken for that of pain.

"Des-Desmond!" Lucy whimpered, her voice to real once again for this time to be a dream. She sat on top of the original Animus in Abstergo, her shirt ripped open to reveal slightly larger than normal breasts and her legs filled with his head as she was eaten out by him. "Please, Desmond! Give me more!"

His tongue easily found her clitoris, swirling it in his mouth, a shriek ripping from Lucy's throat before she was able to clamp one hand over her mouth, to which Desmond chuckled. The vibrations made her shudder and she leaned over him, grabbing his hair with her free hand and coercing him to go faster.

As he complied, Lucy finally tumbled over the edge and came inside his mouth, whispering something. Desmond pulled away to look at her- he could never get enough of that beautiful face- when she spoke again, words filled with sadness.

"Wake up, Desmond," came Rebecca's voice.

***

With a scream, Desmond awoke to find himself in pain. When it had begun, it'd been torture, radiating in all of his bones, as if they were shaping themselves into something new. Now, he was left with a pounding migraine and foreign lumps in his back, just along his shoulder blades.

The bed was covered in his own dried blood, the once beautiful sheets that covered him destroyed. Thought the room was dark, the bartender squinted his eyes to study where he was being held. To his left was medical equipment, quietly measuring his heart beat and other things. On his right were... toys. His toys from his childhood, to be exact.

He was in the fucking Farm, he realized a split second after. Those fuckers had somehow brought him back to the Farm.

The door flew open at that exact moment, light flooding into the room. Desmond covered his eyes weakly with his arm, barely able to keep it up. Silhouettes filed inside, wearing radiation suits and surgical scrubs. Everyone in the compound, including him, had been taught how to perform amateur surgery, although some went on to become real doctors (at least, inside the Farm).

A hand took his arm and stuck a needle inside it, causing him to hiss in pain. The needle withdrew and more hands rolled him over. He was too weak to protest as the strangers began to probe at the lumps in his back.

It was only when the lumps began moving against his bones, wriggling against his skin, did Desmond scream.

"Jesus!" a voice whispered in the silence, before pressing a blade to the bulging skin and cutting it open. Desmond screamed again and began thrashing as blood began to quickly gush out, followed by the lumps moving on his bones.

The hands tried to stifle the wound, but something tore past his skin which made the hands give up their hold, instead opting to hold the shrieking man down to lessen the damage. It took several minutes of unimaginable pain for Desmond to fall back into oblivion and the arms of his Lucy.

Supernatural AU

Academia AU

slenderman, Achilles-Haytham cooperation

Connor/Samuel Adams

Altair/Malik, Angst

Malik kills Altair, doesn't feel even a little bit of regret

Assassins under the bed

HDM/Daemon Au

Thomas Hickey is a cannibal

Vidic + Subject 4 (no slash)

Heavy Rain crossover

AC/Hitman - Now that's how an Assassin operates!

AltMal Paperman AU

HayCon, Amnesia AU

Johnson/Hickey

no subject

no subject

Not The ProtoCreed you were Expecting

Haytham/Connor/Washington

Petshop of Horrors xover, Haytham & creature! Connor

Cesare/Leonardo/Ezio

Crossover(kind of) AC2/AC3, Haytham; Il Lupo, some Connor jealousy?

Charles Lee and Clipper switch bodies

Brother...Wolf?