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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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Inspired by the above prompt! Which is really great and this anon would love to see filled.

I've yet to stumble upon a coffeeshop AU for AC (maybe I'm in the wrong places?), but every fandom needs one/more than one, right?

So. The usual super cliché coffeeshop AU. That's basically it. No preference for characters or pairings!

Make me cry with laughter, anons. Templars, historical figures, NPCs... all are fair game in this contest for the title of Homecoming Queen.

For more information:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool
http://mostpopularassassins.tumblr.com

Let's say it's an established fact that in human history, not even that long ago, there used to be Alphas, Betas and Omegas. But by sheer virtue of superior numbers, Betas have bred out the other two groups or watered them down and now it's basically as it is today, everyone's a Beta - normal - and the A/B/O stuff is mostly left to history books and fetish porn.

However, through his experiences with the Animus, Desmond's old civ genes are triggered and along with that comes something else that laid dormant: he's horrified to find out he's an Omega, complete with the fun stuff of heat and ability to conceive.

Of course, the burden to stabilise Desmond falls on Shaun, who doesn't mind at all. Perhaps he already had a crush on Desmond; in any case, having an Omega at hand is like having a Dodo walk into your room (except it's not a bird but a hot guy begging you to fuck him). What historian worth his salt could resist such a research opportunity?

Instead of using the Animus, Desmond is brought in as a test subject for Abstergo's highly secret Quantum Leap project, and is put into the accelerator. He finds himself leaping into the lives of strangely familiar people- Altair, Ezio, and Connor- and must set right what went wrong in their lives. He's guided through his leaps by Shaun, appearing as a hologram only Desmond can see and hear, providing him with information on where, when, and who he has leaped into.

I'm not really sure how to make this into a thing beyond that premise, but I figure it's something that ought to be done.

I'm probably the only one here that even watches Quantum Leap orz

Charles absolutely adores Haytham, who is quite content to simply sit back and let Charles do all the hard work.

(Compliments, kisses, caresses galore! Bottom!Haytham is preferred, but not essential.)

There have been a few prompts already where Connor is captured by a templar and noncon ensues. This anon would like to see something similar, except where he isn't actually penetrated/ the smut doesn't go THAT far.

Essentially, this anon has a huge kink for the capture bit, but not so much for the really pron-y parts. It would be really great to see a story that focuses on how Connor is super embarrassed by his position and frustrated at the fact that the templars could do anything to him. I don't care which templar it is, but would like to maybe see Charles or Haytham or Hickey (preferably all 3) involved. They catch him, then chain him up naked in some easily accessible room in the templar headquarters, where the main templars in the game often enter, and even lackeys/guards/lower ranked templars can access.

Would enjoy seeing Charles/Haytham/Hickey/whoever getting into Connor's personal space, touching and prodding him, doing anything they can to make him flushed, embarrassed, uncomfortable, and/or aroused, basically doing anything that isn't outright sex. I just want to make it clear that his captors aren't above making it clear that they COULD do whatever they want, but won't actually go that far.Would prefer him to escape at the end.

Bonuses:
-The templars just decide to chill in the room Connor's being kept in, and just shamelessly compliment Connor's body

-Connor is basically himself the whole time, because they don't go so far as to break him, also they enjoy him always blushing/glaring at any advances

-One of the main templars has to shoo off a bunch of lower level templars who won't leave because they won't stop staring at Connor. Meanwhile, Connor tries to give them the evil eye when they start ogling him.

-maybe the reason why he's been captured is that they need his help with something, and they don't have any good blackmail so they just use this form of torture because anything else would either not work or be too effective and just break them. Since they want his cooperation, it works to just say "well, agree to help us, and you WON'T be chained up naked in the middle of headquarters"

-would love to see Hickey doing something really annoying, like "look not touching you" and being an incredible pest while Connor can only hope for someone to stab him and be done with it

Sometimes, Connor finds that everything gets a little too much, and he needs a release. He discovers that letting somebody else dominate him mind, body and soul is the most effective form of stress relief for him. His recruits find this need to give control to someone else for a while a bit weird, but they love him enough to help him out every so often.

(Please please please don't forget "Safe, Sane and Consensual" or aftercare!)

It would be super awesome to have non-sexual BDSM, a la Nana To Kaoru. Things like being tied up and blindfolded, being whipped or spanked, or being gagged.

so I think we all remember that conversation between Dobby and Connor where Connor agrees to give her the first shot at having a family with him and I want to see that family. Connor needs some happiness in his life so something with them raising an adorable family together would be awesome. and if anyone who wants to fill this also wants smut of some kind, I wouldn't mind it if Connor and Dobby were to sneak off to have some alone time while one of the other recruits or homesteaders watched the kid(s).

Anon would really like a cute story, possibly an AU with young Connor and Haytham.

I was thinking something along the lines of Connor living with Haytham after his mother's death and being very distant and wary of Haytham. Then maybe Haytham has to go on a business trip or something and Connor just clings to his leg (like so many of us did to our parents) and begs him not to go. He promises to clean his room and make his bed everyday and not say anything mean ever again, just as long as Haytham doesn't leave him.

Whether Haytham stays or goes is up to the Anon (i'd be happy either way)

So! I was playing AC3 earlier and kept hearing a baby cry, i couldn't help but think of what would happen if Connor found a baby crying in an alleyway or something and bringing it with him on a mission with Haytham. How would Haytham react, surely neither of them have any parenting skills of any sort so things may get a little awkward XD.

So this anon has noticed a very strong lack of Aveline in the Kinkmeme and all i imagine was kid versions or Connor, Clipper, Haytham, Charles and Hickey sitting in a tree house and Little Aveline wanting to join them. The only problem is that it's the boys tree house (which they're currently fighting over) and all they tell her is "No Girl Allowed."

so basically that's it, i want the classic "No girls allowed, they have cooties and are gross." Kinda thing. Maybe toss in Achilles as Aveline needs someone to console her and play tea with seeing as the boys are having none of it :P

While trolling around in the Altmal tag on tumblr, I came across a post that really hit home:
[http://thiology.tumblr.com/post/43271894063/]

I want something where Malik's missing arm had been nothing but an illusion created by Al Mualim and, after Altair kills him and obtains the Apple, Malik regains his "lost" arm.

Cue fluffiness and "I'm so relieved you're okay"-sex.

I prefer top!Malik, but whatever floats your boat~

So when anon played the mission to free Church, Charles followed Haytham up a house and then perched on the roof and... that's where he staid, crouching and unresponsive to any number of 'follow me' commands. Eventually I had Haytham climb up and shove him off of the rooftop and that got him unstuck.

As we all know, Charles is quite starstruck when he meets Haytham and I'm sure he'd try to learn from his example when they are on missions together. That includes freerunning Haytham's neckbreckingly difficult paths. At some point he just freezes - maybe he's wounded and thinks he can't make a jump or perhaps he just realises he's really high up. Of course, he also doesn't want to appear craven in Haytham's eyes, so that adds to the anxiety.

Does Haytham find a nicer way to get him down than I did? Bonus if you can work in the pairing, too.

This anon has had a crappy day- long story short, she's just found out that she's failing two classes that she felt good about. So, to cheer her up, this anon would like to ask for some heart-melting fluff. Anon would prefer something with Desmond/Clay, but non-shippy things are great too. Anything to take this anon's mind off of classes.

Okay, I am hoping against hope for an artfill but a fic fill would be fine if someone is good with words.
My brain has latched onto the image of Altair and Malik getting in trouble, and Malik drawing one of Altair's weapons. The large knife on his back or even nabbing his sword. But basically, pulling a weapon from Altair's sheathe.
I don't know why I find this sexy, but I do.

On Tumblr, two people were talking about how different the ancestor-assassins were in their approach to women. Someone commented that Connor was, essentially, the opposite of Ezio. Someone else misinterpreted, and thought they meant that rather than sleeping once with basically every girl in the country, Connor would stay faithful to Desmond's ancestor, but "bang her so hard and so often she'd be unable to walk".

Erm. Basically, just give me Connor settling down post-game and having lots of Really Good Sex with his wife, and everything is wonderful and nothing hurts. (I'm partial to Ellen or Dobby, pairings-wise, but whatever really)

If you're anything like me, you spent most of the game trying to get all the available outfits. So can I see something cracky about Connor's rather extensive wardrobe?

Anomalys are portals that open seemingly at random which connect two points in time. Occasionally people get drawn through these anomalys only to get stuck there when they close. Time tribes are groups of people out of their time who have banded together and travel through anomalys seeking a way back to their original time lines.

One way or another all our Assassins and their friends end up as one of these groups and have to work together to survive all manner of creatures from the past and future whilst finding a way back home.

I'll be honest, the only reason I was even able to kill Talal (y'know, archer you have to chase halfway through Jerusalem) was because he was hounded by vigilantes. Along with some other...uh, close encounters.

So, how about giving our ever faithful sidekicks some love, huh?

Desmond has panic attacks - serious ones. But he won't tell anyone, since he doesn't want to deal with Shaun's smarmy attitude or Lucy's worry. So he keeps them to himself. Except the voices in his head (aka Ezio and Altair)don't like that, and so the next time he's in the Animus, they corner him and try to help him deal with his problems.

older!Ezio + older!Altair + Desmond = Anxiety attack fluff. No slash please; familial relations only.

Spoilers below! Only read when you have finished the DLC! For extra safety I made the text white. To read, select it.

So, who here has watched Cowboy Bebop or Firefly? If you haven't, I recommend you watch at least one episode of each.

Okay... so, what if humanity was able to spread out around the universe (something Those Who Came Before didn't do since they were originally from Earth and created the humans) and establish homes on other planets.

Only, it's hard for the Templars to have a mega huge impact on the development of tech because space is so big it would be impossible to police it all. So they may have created some of the first rockets but it was the Assassin's who fiddled with the Templar tech, ripped them down to their basic parts and built them back up again after removing all Templar influence.

Does that make sense? Anyway-

Let's just say that the modern Assassin's are bounty hunters, keeping Templar influence down around Baby Colonies and their ship is Rebecca's pride and joy, so let's have adventures people!

The modern Assassins need adventures!

Ziio is captured by Washington. Only problem is that Washington is horrified when he realizes that he actually finds Ziio attractive.

So I can't find the video at the moment but I was on youtube yesterday and I found this video with a guy dressed as Altair who was trying to show of his parkour skills for his mates. As you can probably guess he failed epically and ended up straight on his ass.

So based on that I would like to see Altair himself trying to show of for someone(coughMalikcough)and mess it up badly in front of everyone. If you want to make this AU you could have a video of the event get spread across the web, perhaps with reactions from the Templars.

Can i please please pretty please get something based off of this? XD

http://youtu.be/SyP_s0Ftt4U

anyone from assassins creed 3 with technology would be fantastic but the idea of Paul texting Connor while in the middle of a mission just seems funny XD

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Coffeeshop AU!

The Most Popular Assassins In The Brotherhood

Shaun/Des, omegaverse

Quantum Leap AU

Charles/Haytham, body worship

Connor/templar, capture and embarrassment

Connor and recruits, BDSM

Connor/Dobby, raising a family

Please Don't Leave Me

No place for a baby

No Girls Allowed!

Malik/Altair, Malik never lost his arm

Haytham/Charles Lee, glitch-inspired

some fluff?

Art Request?

Connor/female character "reverse Ezio"

Connor the fashionista

Primeval AU - Lost in Time

Vigilantes/Altair

Please sir, may I have some fluff?

THE INFAMY SPOILERS! Watch out

Assassins' In Space, Gen or Any/Any

King George/Ziio Non-con possible hate sex

Assassin Fail

Paul Revere With A....