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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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Okay, this is a random little prompt, but did anyone get really REALLY excited at sequence 1 at the Opera? This anon sure did ;u; Haytham was talking about how he came to that opera house several times before and just that sassy high class-iness in the atmosphere. Unf <3

So the prompt is, this anon shyly requests Haytham and Connor having a date or something in a high class fashion. Okay, if anything, anon REALLY wants to see two of them going to the opera together. Afterwards, they can go to a fancy dance party, restaurant, etc, etc <3 This anon really wants to see cute Connor interacting with new things and Haytham being amused/annoyed about it <3

Bonus points for:
-Dance party where Haytham teaches Connor.
-Trying to make Connor dinner etiquette and Connor being annoyed about it (He learned basic etiquette/manner from Achilles thankyouverymuch)
-Connor excited about opera but trying to not show any excitement to Haytham.
-...And of course, Haytham knows about Connor's excitement and thinks it is quite cute.
-Sexiness afterwards! ...Well, it IS kinkmeme ;u;

Just... Haytham totally into being dominated by Ziio in bed. Make all his gentlemanly manners fly out the window, please.

I'd really love to see something of a reverse Pocahontas story where instead of the British coming to America, the Native Americans go to Britain.
Whether war breaks out, or peaceful curiosity ensues, or anything in between is up to author. But I'd really like something EPIC.

Pairing is fine (smexing is better), but gen is fine too.
Haytham/Ziio (or Haytham/Connor if you can figure out how in the world that would work... Maybe not related..?)

Pleeease~ Anon has been dreaming of this for the past few weeks! Would love you so much~

I really need a fic where Haytham is shamefully touching himself in great detail.

I'd love to see some fic where one half of our dynamic duo has the hots for the other - but it's genuinely one-sided. Maybe Haytham's only interest in Connor is paternal and professional, while Connor finds him unsettlingly attractive? Maybe Connor has been aware of his father being his father for so long that any attraction is ruled out, but Haytham's own brain can't decide if it wants to view Connor as a threat or a child or a would-be conquest? Either way is interesting.

Bonus! for the other being remarkably calm and accepting (but probably not offering a pityfuck) upon realizing.

I don't care how it happens, I just think it would be funny, if, in a modern AU, Haytham marries Maria Auditore

Connor and Ezio+Claudia being siblings would be nice......

I felt so patriotic when Lafayette showed up you don't even know
So lets have more of him on this meme, since we ate clearly lacking

sssh, I actually like it as a ship, okay.

I was rereading The Fall because I hate myself, and I thought it was sort of weird that Daniel turned Hannah down two years after he met her, mostly because he was clearly into her and flirting with her the entire time...

So! An AU where Daniel does spend the night with Hannah, and how that one little act changed everything (because even with his sleeper agent programming, he's got somebody on the other side he cares about now).

daniel's known as the bad boy and desmond's the sweet boy next door. they show up for ~work one day and sparks fly.

...this anon would gladly also accept Desmond/Haytham... ;)

Malik is the (reluctant) guardian angel of the Assassin's Order.

After his death, novices got into the habit of asking Malik for intercession on their behalf (Maybe Altair started it?) 'Master Malik, please don't let this rope slip'. 'Master Assassin Malik, please let him believe me!' 'Malik, what the hell am I going to do?'

Malik is Very Irate at this. Oh sure, he'll help - it's not like he's going to let the stupid novices die, but he'll help *his* way. Pity the poor novices.

(Because Malik is Awesome)

A big Christmas dinner for Connor and the other homesteaders is being held at Achilles' manor. However, everything starts going wrong in the funniest way possible. I'm thinking some combination of stuff like:

-Pregnant!Prudence goes into labor during dessert
-Terry and Godfrey get into a fight over something stupid (what it is exactly is up to you)
-Achilles is suddenly hit with some good ol'fashioned Christmas Spirit and decides to cook dinner for everyone...only his cooking is awful. (Bonus points if he accidentally starts a fire as well.)
-Connor is unfamiliar with the concept of mistletoe and starts kissing anyone who happens to be standing near some.

...and anything else Writer!Anon can think of. Bonus points if everyone manages to come together and "save" Christmas at the end.

Altair had Malik. Ezio had Leonardo. Desmond has (reluctantly) Shaun and Rebecca. Is it just me, or is Connor the only one of the Assassin Family that doesn't have a brother/best friend equivalent at his side?

He needs one. I challenge you, anons, give him the friend he needs!

Anyone remember that homestead mission where Connor helps Norris go-a-courtin' to Myriam and after he picks some wild flowers for (lazy)Norris he goes back and finds Norris 'taking care of business'? First off, I tried not to die laughing at that ackward moment for Connor. And second, I'm wondering what if Norris was in that out house for a completely different reason? Since he's a lonely bachelor and all, he maybe needed some stress released?

Anyway, I'm requesting Norris self-serving himself at thoughts of Myriam (or Connor possibly? who knows? Only writer!anon knows!) and Connor interrupts "I'll come back later". I just want that ackward moment and crack-fic of Norris saying "almost done" but still taking his time and Connor waiting outside patiently. C'mon! I know it's disgustingly funny, but C'mon!?

Lafayette notices that Connor doesn't like to be touched, but that's fine. He makes Connor come without needing to.

Pre-game Haytham gets captured by a small group of Assassins in England. He's bound, gagged, fucked and hating himself for enjoying it. Please.

Juno makes Desmond come without physical contact while he's in the animus. And everyone watches.

In which Connor and America fight for Washington's attention.

If you can squeeze Haytham and England in there too, that'd be nice ;)

And, as always, smut is good but not entirely neccesary. Anything goes!

I'm trying to find an old slight altmal fic I read about altair losing his memories and Malik has to go search for him throughout the whole desert while Altair is taken in by a boy and his father and slowly regains memories and abilities! I believe the title was "Desert Rain" or "Desert Storm". I came across it last year on FF.net. This was an amazing, well written story with no chapters just on very long page full of suspense and action.....

PLEASE HELP ME! Prove to me I am not crazy nor imagining it!

I will reward you handsomely!

So, I'm getting rather tired of seeing prompts about Connor having been abused/hurt to the point where he develops a 'touch-phobia' of some kind, thus this prompt;

Haytham begins to notice how Connor always pulls away each time someone touches him, even towards him, and begins to believe that something might have happened to cause this behavior, possible while Connor was in prison, or maybe even when he was a child, and it, despite their relationship not being very friendly, worries him, thus he wishes to help him through this, it is his son after all.

Meanwhile Connor is confused by Haytham's sudden change in approach when ever they talk.

Or something like that, run with it!

"Random fact: In most Native American cultures, it is considered rude to touch someone you’re not familiar with, so things like handshakes, pats on shoulder, etc. were no nos."
http://vasyenka.tumblr.com/post/36047152345/connor-dont-fucking-touch-me-kenway-ft

Shaun has a crush.

I think I might be leaning towards one-sided, but whatever anon wants would be lovely.
Can take place before or after they find the vault. (or both!)

Every time Haytham and Connor have sex, Desmond comes out of the Animus completely churned up. The worst part is that this starts to affect his relationship with his own father. Every time Bill pats his shoulder or touches him in any other way he remembers Connor doing it with his father and gets agitated/tries to look away/steps aside. It keeps getting worse to the point where he can't have a normal conversation with him or even look at Bill anymore.

Whether Bill knows about it all or is completely clueless is up to anon. It doesn't need to be Bill/Des either, it can be just Des feeling uncomfortable about it all, but not necessarily feelings. Whatever floats your boat~

When you talk to Kanen'tó:kon early on he's just so happy to see Connor, he even kept his longhouse as it is for when Connor returns and I just -- aah. ;_; I just want something sweet and sappy, where Connor is visiting (or maybe an AU where he comes back for good) and maybe invites Kanen'tó:kon to stay in the longhouse overnight?

Assassin's Creed/Wreck-it Ralph crossover. After the games go off, the characters come out to play, talk, hang out...express their feelings over their roles in the games...

Do Vidic and Cesare go to Bad-Anon meetings? Does Desmond have a part time job at Tapster's or something because it feels right in his code? Do characters that died in game come back because hey, it's all a game here?

Silly, cracky, fun, mocking...you name it.

I mean, seriously, why hasn't this come up yet?
Anon was thinking that if dogs/wild large animals like Connor so much, why can't they want to fuck Connor for a change? I mean, its a possibility. Just had to throw it out there...

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Opera House Haytham/Connor

ziio/haytham, sub!haytham

Reverse Pocahontas

Haytham masturbating

One-Sided ConHayth, Pining

Modern AU

Someone/Lafayette

Daniel/Hannah

desmond/daniel, porno au

Someone give me some animus porn with Desmond/Connor!

Malik as an (Irate) Guardian Angel!

Christmas on the Homestead

No Man Is An Island

Norris in le Outhouse

Lafayette/Connor, no touching

(young!)Haytham, dub-con

Juno/Desmond - Jackpot no hands

Hetalia/AC crossover - Fighting over Washington

HELP! Lost FIC!

What's in a touch?

Shaun/William

Haytham/Connor; William/Desmond

Connor/Kanen'tó:kon, sleepover

no subject

Animals/Connor