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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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Anon got to thinking (dangerous I know) and i couldn't help but think that if Connor went on a "date" Achilles would want to tag along (cause hey, Connor is a young naive kid let's be realistic for a sec :P) and chaperone the date to make sure no hanky-pankey went on, if you know what i mean.

Anyway! so Anon wants to see a meddlesome Achilles messing up Connor's date, being the typical parent and making comments about how wandering hands lose fingers and such.

I'd love to see a fic where Desmond discovers his inner slut and gets his brains fucked out by Altair and/or Connor. Could be AU or Apple shenanigans.

Bonus points if there is DP or a facial involved.

Even more bonus points if Malik/Haytham/Clay/someone who isn't Shaun is watching from afar and gets off on it.

Desmond finds himself living with his ancestors and their friends--Altair, Ezio, Malik, Connor, Leo, etc.--and life is good; however, Desmond finds himself looking for Shaun, who is strangely not around and cannot be found. In the end he realize that this is his mind, after he had been...electrified?...by Juno, and his body is either dead or a vegetable; Shaun's not here because Shaun's not dead. Or, Desmond doesn't realize and we, the readers, realize it.

It's hard to find a Charles Lee filled prompt, so anon who is having a very bad flu-filled week, would like to see Charles Lee and...anyone! Hickey, Johnson, Connor, Haytham, Pitcairn, anyone will do.

Or hell. Even Charles with all his Templar bro's. Maybe an Orgy for an initiation. Or whatever. So please please, kink meme. Give me some Charles Love.

OP's oTP is Charles/Haytham.

Inspiration, this picture: http://www.y-gallery.net/view/923393/ (NSFW, account needed to view)

(Image description: shirtless Connor and hatless Haytham, shown from chest up. They are kneeling in front of King Washington, who is sitting on his throne and is fully clothed, shown from waist up. King Washington is holding Connor's jaw, and it is heavily implied that Haytham has just finished performing fellatio on King Washington.)

So yeah. King Washington and his favourite instruments of pleasure. Please?

So. ~~I was thinking.~~

We all know of the Leap of Faith, in which you jump off of a high tower/building/tree/redcoat...whatever, and you land in a haystack (or petals cart for our precious Ezio).

But...There is no pile of hay in the cities anymore for our Desmond. And what is the most look alike thing, you wonder ?

Dumpsters.

Exactly.

Tl;dr : It's no fun being a modern Assassin. Desmond is not amused.

All right, so King George/Ziio is my new crack pairing. The first mission gave me Hunchback of Notre Dame vibes since Washington was willing to burn down the frontier just to find Ziio. Anyway...

Ziio isn't actually dead and Washington finds that he's strangely glad to hear the news. Cue another relentless pursuit of her that doesn't end with trying to kill her.

Okay, so I have seen Haytham/Connor and Altair/Malik omega!verses but I have never seen one for Ezio/Leo. I will always have a weak-spot for the two and would love to see them in this sort of setting. It can be period appropriate or modern AU. Hell, throw in Cesare if you want. Or add the rest of the gang. I just was some angsty dark sex with Ezio as an alpha. If this gets filled, you have made the day of a flu-ridden girl. Not to guilt anyone of course...

Within the Brotherhood, no novice has ever seen the true predator within Ezio - the one that was birthed from the hanging of his family. The one that only comes out when someone he loves is in mortal danger.

Four new young novices are heading back to the Hideout after completing a group mission. They get caught by a group of wayward Templars, who haul them back to the dungeons for interrogation and torture. Cesare decides, in that sick, twisted way of his, that the best way to hurt the Brotherhood's Master Assassin is to hang the four.

Ezio rarely loses his temper. But when he hears about the to-be hanging of his four "children" he snaps. After all, he's already lost one family to the noose; he won't lose another.

Enraged!Ezio, with a side of protective/possessive Master Assassin. And if he gets the group back home and proceeds to fuss and snuggle the fuck out of them until he feels better, this plate of fresh-out-of-the-oven chocolate chip cookies are yours. If you make it so that the novices are clingy, too frightened after their ordeal to mind it, then you get one free 'take over the world' card.

You know what I really missed in AC3? Spado, Charles' black Pomeranian. I mean, that dog went everywhere with him, including military missions. I think Ubisoft let a great opportunity go by when they didn't have Haytham running around with Charles following him and Spado following Charles.

So yeah, anything with Spado and Charles as long as it's fluffy and sweet.

please anyone write ALPHA Malik and OMEGA Altair I would love you forever

Dealing with grief.

Desmond is a corrupted memory, lost in a data stream that someone else is accessing.

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Long prompt is long and au-ish. Ages are different than canon. Please be aware.

Cesare grew up believing that someday he would rule Rome and its people, never knowing that his father had already chosen Juan as its leader, and that he himself was nothing but a 'spare' to be tossed aside at any given time. One day when Cesare is still a fairly young man (16-17), Rodrigo gives Cesare the job to go out and kill a man - one Ezio Auditore, who has already lost his family to Rodrigo. Unbeknownst to Cesare, Ezio hates the Borgia family and will do everything within his power to see them dead - or worst.

Cesare gets as far as flinging the dagger at Ezio before the older man (25-30) pins him and demands to know who he is and who sent him. Cesare explains his orders and Ezio laughs because he knows Cesare isn't even aware of the crimes the Borgia has committed against the Auditores, or why he has to kill Ezio. He's just the spare, following orders. So Ezio lets him live, but not before telling him that if there comes a time when he needs help, all he has to do is whistle and Ezio will be there for him. Cesare scoffs at this and leaves.

When Cesare gets back, his father is furious and throws him in the dungeon for "treason" against his family. He coldly informs his son that he never intended for Cesare to rule, and that tomorrow morning he will hang him for going against his orders. Cesare is in shock, and remembers what the man who was supposed to be his target told him. He whistles, and Ezio leaps down and frees him before offering him a choice. He can flee the Borgia estate and go into exile, or he can come with Ezio and start a new life with the Assassins and the Brotherhood.

Cesare picks the Brotherhood. Ezio then puts his plan into action - raising Cesare to think that Assassins are the good guys, and the Templars (and subsequently the Borgia) are all scum.

So basically: older!Ezio saves younger!Cesare from execution; Cesare joins the Assassins and Ezio takes him under his wing before brainwashing the boy into believing that Assassins are good and Templars are evil on legs.

I'm sure we all remember Mason, the guy who you get the fake prison key from, in ACIII?

Let's have some Connor/Mason (or Mason/Connor, whichever is fine) hot, dirty prison sex

Optional Objectives:

+ if they are trying not to get caught by hallmoniter guards
+ if the Top keeps fucking them while the other attempts silence (success is up to you)
+ Hickey hears them from above and jacks off to it

Spoilers for the new DLC, apologies!

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So I'm really hoping for an AU where Connor wakes up in the AU world, and he finds not only his mother alive, but also his father. And on top of that, Haytham is still with Ziio.

Just, some family fluff, bonding, and topping it off with some ass-kicking or something.

Think happy! Maybe even H/C, but I'd really like a happy ending.

/fingers crossed

Who ends up being who? Here are some ideas:

* Is Desmond the amnesiac SOLDIER helping a resistance group fight against an evil, worldwide corporation killing the world? (FF7 - Probably the easiest crossover, tbh).

* Is Desmond (or whoever) a kid in the present wishing and dreaming of a different life? And when sucked into an ancient text and given that opportunity, does he stay w/ his new friends or try to go home? (FFTA - all my love if anyone does this. And internets, cookies, and first borns. ~~No, I'm not obsessed w/ the game...~~)

* Is Altair an orphan who is forced from the life he's known, because he pulled a ~~damn~~ rusty sword out of a stone? Maria, a noble who's running from an arranged marriage, that he slowly falls for? Malik is following/stalking him b/c he nearly killed him/his brother after being shot out of a cannon trying to get across continents quickly?? (Secret of Mana/Seiken Densetsu 2 - Turned cracky w/ that last bit. :D)

* Are they on the verge in a civil war/revolution and one (Altair/Desmond/Ezio/Connor) is revealed to be chosen by the Heavens to find the 108 Stars of Destiny and turn the tide of the war? (Suikoden series - kinda fits w/ the AC series already from Brotherhood on. Recruits and all that.)

Or any JRPG/RPG crossover you want! Go for serious or crack, just have fun! :D All pairings welcome, I seriously have no preference (though extra love will be given if you hit on any OTP.)

I'd really like a fill focusing on them trying to deal with the fact that they have an incestuous, hugely taboo relationship. They meet and become closer as they work together and spend time together, but that is not the closeness between father and son and they both know it. Huge amounts of guilty, shameful ust where both are trying to ignore their growing desire but it doesn't really work, lots of long, meaningful looks and even longer, lingering touches that look innocent to outsiders but drive both of them crazy, crowding each other's personal space until the tension between them is so thick one could cut it with a knife, almost kisses, etc.etc. What they want is inappropriate, bad, wrong and could land them both into a huge amount of trouble should they act on it and if someone found out - even their own allies - but they can't help the way they feel. Finally something happens and one of them snaps (preferably Connor, but it's ultimately up to potential fill anon) and jumps the other - rough, desperate sex ensues. Bonus points for:

-Should Connor be the one to press the issue Haytham is terribly reluctant but eventually really gets into it and fucks Connor till the latter screams

-Potential daddykink

-After the sex Connor curls up in Haytham's embrace and falls asleep and Haytham actually feeling guilty for a change, feeling that was one line he shouldn't have crossed and actually feeling like he failed Connor, but at the same time feeling unexpected amount of tenderness as he watches him sleep

-In the morning Connor wakes up and he's actually happy and Haytham decides that's a line he'd be crossing again. And plenty of times. :D

-Morning after round two but with slow, sleepy, tender sex this time around.

So I was going through the last few pages and have seen a lot of prompts for Connor blowing other people *cough*haytham*cough* and thought to myself maybe it's time Connor gets something, I mean what goes around comes around, right?

So! I would like to see Connor getting a blow job from Haytham, because hey, he has to get something for doing all the dirty work for him.

Bonus points:

+50 ~ Haytham is backed into a corner and doesn't have a whole lot of options other than to bend to Connor's will.
+100 ~ Connor points out that he should get something in exchange for everything he's done for Haytham.
+150 ~ Connor throws all caution to the wind and just takes what he wants. (if you know what i mean)
+200 ~ Haytham gets turned on by sucking his son off and is a little mad at himself.

It's all up to the writer anon, the bonus's are just suggestions, feel free to take it in any direction you see fit!

~ B

Malik and Altair are always open to new things if said new things is a novice, all the better

kinks
double penetration
light bondage

i don't like
non-con
bathroom stuff
and blood-play

Haven't seen anything like this prompted here before.

Actually, pretty much any pairing will do, I just have a soft spot for the Big Bads of ACIII.

Don't look! Don't look!

Spoilers in white below:

haha how do i even explain this with a title

(whispers that she is a long-time lurker but a first-time poster so please go easy on her umu)

Desmond is a bartender at this pretty nice restaurant (pretty sure restaurants have bartendters wtf) and Clay is a waiter and they're like best buddies!! Then one day a very attractive, very sassy cutie comes in (Shaun) and Desmond kind of finds himself falling all over himself because Shaun is so damn attractive; Clay seems to think so too (but is considerably less of a dork about it) cue both of them trying to get his number before he leaves the restaurant.

BONUS POINTS IF:

- Clay and Desmond are around the same age, but since Clay has worked there longer he takes to calling Desmond 'kid'
- Clay complains about how he gets shitty tips (but Desmond gets pretty good ones because he does cool stuff when he bartends, like throwing up bottles and whatever)
- Desmond spills a drink on himself as he's ogling Shaun (what a nerd)
- If you can work in Desmond generally being a loveable goof and Clay generally being a smarmy cryptic ass (but still somewhat loveable) that would be FANTASTIC~

i don't care who winds up getting Shaun's number (or if they even get his number at all) i just want to see two losers trying their hardest to court a cutie instead of actually working heh

it would be so so cool if one of you anons could ease my sore throat with a cute fic!! (ps i wrote this on my phone so im sorry for any mistakes umu) take care~

While researching sex in the ocean, this little anon came across an interesting fact:

"Psychological stress also involves the sympathetic nervous system, and stress has the same effect as a cold shower, Montague says. When you're relaxed and feeling well, your flaccid penis looks bigger than when you're stressed out."

Take that as you will.

anon would like something based off of this

very much.

Maybe Haytham ended up winning the fight at Fort George and kept him in hiding until the Templars won control completely and presented him as a prize to Charles now that Charles is to be the leader of the new country. Haytham and Charles might've already been in a preeatablished d/s relationship and is quite willing to go along with whatever Charles wants, even if it means being kept on a leash like one of Charles' dogs, and helps train Connor into being a good "dog" too. Obviously Haytham would always be Charles' favorite and gets special attention.

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The Chaperone

Desmond's inner slut

Realization

Dear Kink Meme, where is all the Charles Lee love?

Connor & Haytham, pleasuring the King

Desmond's leap of doom.

Washington/Ziio (The Infamy Spoilers)

Ezio/Leo Omegaverse - anything goes

Enraged Ezio

Charles and his Pups

ALPHA MALIK AND OMEGA ALTAIR!

Claudia/Ezio

no subject

The Brainwashing of Cesare Borgia

Prison Sex

United

Final Fantasy Crossover?

Haytham/Connor, shame, ust, rough sex, (daddykink)