Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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✩ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✩ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✩ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✩ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Sea Shanties

[(Anonymous)]

Connor and the crew of the Aquila (or, alternatively, Edward and his crew), having a good ole time on the open waters, singing sea shanties and generally having a rousing good time on the sea.

Anon would love it if you could somehow work the Drunken Whaler song from Dishonored in there, somehow, but whatever you wanna do, it works. I just want happy sea shenanigans and shanties.

Fill: Damage Report 1/1

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, OP, I wrote something, but it's not quite what you requested. However, it was inspired by your prompt, so I felt I should link it to you just in case. :)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/785482

Genetically Enhanced AU

[(Anonymous)]

Abstergo attempts to create better soldiers by genetically enhancing humans with animal DNA. The results at first was everything that was hoped for; however, over time the subjects began to show extreme aggression forcing them to be locked away.

Desmond is a guy down on his luck, so when he gets offered job with amazing benefits and cash he jumps on it. Of course there is a catch, one being that he can't tell anyone about his work...like ever!!!! He soon sees why. The moment he enters he is immediately under the intense gaze of three men behind glass prisons, who stare at him like a piece of meat. His job?....babysitter?

Who sees intense sex in the future?


*can change if you want*
Altair: Is spliced with an eagle.
Connor: Is spliced with a wolf.
Ezio: Is spliced with a leopard.

Re: Genetically Enhanced AU

[(Anonymous)]

*stares at prompt* ...Want.
+1

Insane Daddy!Haytham

[(Anonymous)]

So, I really want to see a fic where Haytham is obsessed with getting his son to join him. Maybe it's because he's tired of people dying on him (like he just goes nuts after he find out about Ziio's death) or he just really wants his son to change his ways and become a Templar. I just want to see him going to ridiculous lengths to try to keep Connor with him and make him join his side.

I don't exactly mind Haytham/Connor, but I would prefer their relationship to be purely familial.

Re: Insane Daddy!Haytham

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh seconding this! It would be an interesting read

Haytham's replacement (One-sided Charles/Haytham, non-con Charles/Connor)

[(Anonymous)]

Charles goes insane with grief after Haytham's death. When Connor is caught at the funeral, Charles decides the best punishment for Connor will be to replace Haytham. What follows is full-on brainwashing and non-con, with Charles dressing Connor up as Haytham and only referring to him by his father's name, forcing him to tell Charles how much he loves him, etc. Bonus points for Charles acting romantic with 'Haytham' and trying to woo him. The creepier the better.

Re: Haytham's replacement (One-sided Charles/Haytham, non-con Charles/Connor)

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDING

We need more creepy prompts, and this sounds so promising! I'd love to see this filled!!

How Federico and Vieri's not-so-secret relationship became even less of a secret

[(Anonymous)]

Modern day AU prefered for this.

So growing up Ezio's big brother Federico was the quintessential player, different girl on his arm every week, sometimes more than one at a time, and all very happy about the experience. Ezio's used to this and considers it the natural order of things. However, one day he suddenly realizes something - Federico hasn't been on a date in months, not even a little fling. Determined to figure out what's wrong, Ezio pesters his brother until he finally gets an answer. Federico is head-over-heels in love. He won't say with who, but he's pretty sure he's met his soul-mate. Ezio's shock, but thrilled for his brother, though he's always trying to figure out who the lucky lady is.

Then, one day Ezio swings by Federico's apartment without telling him. He quickly realizes that Federico's in the bedroom with someone and, assuming it's the mystery woman and being a troll, bursts in. And promptly sees his brother in the middle of some very steamy sex with one Vieri de Pazzi, Ezio's archnemesis. Cue hysterics from all involved.

Later Ezio, still reeling over the fact that Federico is dating Vieri and convinced his brother has gone insane, calls up his parents, siblings, cousins, and best-friend Leonardo for an intervention. It is then that the three young men find out that everyone knows about Federico and Vieri's relationship. Because honestly, they are not as subtly and sneaky as they think they are.

Bonuses:
+Federico has a series of pet-names he always refers to Vieri as (ranging from Italian endearments like bambino or bello, to things like "wildcat" or kitten)
+Federico told Ezio a lot of details about his secret lover (extremely passionate, is a screamer, likes to cuddle but won't admit it, etc). After the reveal, Ezio realizes he knows extremely intimate details about Vieri and starts going for the brain bleach. Vieri finds out Federico has been talking about him and starts going for the throat.
+Giovanni was the first to find out because, honestly son, if you're going to have a torrid afair with your "secret" boyfriend at least lock your doors
+When Ezio bursts in on them it takes him a moment to realize that the other person is Vieri; during this time he's blown away by how incredibly atractive he finds Federico's partner. Again, brain-bleach will be required.
+When Ezio bursts in, Federico is so focused on calming down his little brother that he forgets certain important details. Like getting off of Vieri and covering the two of them up. Vieri spends the bulk of the interaction screaming at Federico to "get off and grab the blankets you idiot!"

Re: How Federico and Vieri's not-so-secret relationship became even less of a secret

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god please make this happen

Templar university AU (only with more murder?)

[(Anonymous)]

Has anyone read The Secret History?

Basically, what would be interesting is Haytham and the templars as a tightly-knit group of classics students at a small, isolated university who slowly start forming a secret society, and inadvertently kill a local man and try and cover it up.

Thing is, one of them, possibly Pitcairn, starts threatening to go to the police to confess, so that the rest of them decide that they have no choice but to arrange his death to keep their secret and make it look like an accident. (Haytham first brings up the idea in desperation, but Charles is willing to do anything to protect Haytham, and starts putting together a plan. Johnson has qualms, but convinces himself that they have no other choice. Hickey just shrugs and says, sure, if Johnson's going along with it.) When Pitcairn's death starts being investigated, though, things start going even more to shit and there's guilt and remorse and tension, and the group starts to fall apart.

Basically: give me the templars being students with unhealthily intense relationships being slightly morally bankrupt and making bad decisions.

Re: Templar university AU (only with more murder?)

[(Anonymous)]

I kind of want to write something, but I've never read the book in question.

What I'm thinking of so far is that the group somehow avoid a collective breakdown and miraculously manage to avoid being arrested. Haytham ends up knocking up Ziio, who breaks up with him because of his sudden change in personality and goes back to America. Twenty years in the future, they've nearly put the entire debacle behind them, when Connor shows up at the university Haytham is now teaching at, and in his efforts to bond with his dad ends up prying a little more than he meant to, and starts asking awkward questions about the past. Cue everything going to shit, even more than it did twenty years ago. (I'd probably have Church being the dissenter who gets killed earlier because i can't see him helping Connor or getting himself arrested so long after the deed is done)

Would this be acceptable? It'll take a while because I'm busy with quite a lot of fills, but I really do like this prompt.

Aladdin/ACI

[(Anonymous)]

http://jesskat-art.deviantart.com/art/An-apple-is-an-apple-362372018

Aladdin/Assassin's Creed crossover please (preferably ACI though), maybe based on this picture?

Any pairing you want guys!

Re: Aladdin/ACI

[(Anonymous)]

There is parody of Aladdin with the characters of ACI on FF.net, if you're interested ? It's a great one with beautiful fanarts, awesome plot and all, I've read it in one go. Unfortunately, it's on Hiatus for now, but the author is working on it. Might be some time until it's udapted though.
Do you want the links ?

[(Anonymous)]

has this fic been abandoned? ): i can understand if you're too busy to write and update but i would just like to know because i really love this fic!green

Darim/Tazim

[(Anonymous)]

I desperately need more of this ship, and there's hardly any out there.

I'd like to see the progression of their relationship through the years. A scene where they go to each other for comfort after the deaths of Malik and Sef is a must. Make me cry.

Bonus points for them both attempting to hide their relationship from people, but they aren't very good at it because they're boinking everywhere. This amuses their fathers.

Re: Darim/Tazim

[(Anonymous)]

Is there *any* of this ship out there? O_O Eagerly seconded!

Connor gets kidnapped, Haytham rescues him

[(Anonymous)]

At some point Connor gets kidnapped; but not by Templars. Haytham isn't happy and goes all Liam Neeson on them...like inspired by Taken? They can be creepy ass human traffickers but fitting more in with the times? Sorry, weird request is weird, but I saw a quote from the film on the internet and suddenly had a really strong desire to read a fic based on it. I mean, I've read lots where Connor's been captured by Templars or something but none where some outside crazies have been involved. Well, at least I haven't found any yet...

But yeah, so following the film it could happen when Connor was younger and less able to defend himself (might make it more believable?)but if someone could make it work with an older Connor that would be awesome. Because then there can be family bonding.

The game didn't give me enough bonding.

And since Haytham is kinda...not the most open and affectionate dad, I feel like this would be a way for him to show that he really does love Connor; or even to realise it himself? Since he isn't all that used to being a father, he hasn't had the fear of 'where the hell is my child??' yet and I think it would be interesting to see him react to every parents worst nightmare. And also for Connor to see how much his dad loves him. Basically. Also, Haytham going all badass daddy Templar on the people that took his son jut strikes me as something he'd do. And it would be awesome.

Long prompt is long and really really vague. Sorry. But basically Connor gets kidnapped and Haytham freaks out and goes to save him. Cue bonding and badassery.

Re: Connor gets kidnapped, Haytham rescues him

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, seconded, yes, please!

AC3 recruits meet AC1 assassins

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care how it happens, whether it's the Apple or something else, I just want to see the recruits interacting with Malik and Altair and maybe some others like Rauf (I'd like this to be after Malik and Altair have restored their friendship so no Kadar, unfortunately :() learning about the Assassins' ways from them.

I just think it'd be really cute to see. Or funny since I feel like Achilles and Connor probably didn't put much emphasis on the creed and I imagine that would not go over well with Malik, at least. Altair might be slightly more sympathetic with them since, y'know, he's also been on the receiving end of Malik's anger for not following the creed very strictly.

Anyway! What goes on in the story aside from this sort of thing is up to whoever decides to fill this, if anyone does. Any pairings, any drama, all up to any kind anon who decides to fill this.

Also, it doesn't have to be all of the recruits if fill anon doesn't want to write all of them It could be just one of them if that's easier.

Re: AC3 recruits meet AC1 assassins

[(Anonymous)]

I WANT THIS!!!! SECONDED!

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Ahahah, Connor and the newfound pet rat is hilarious ! I love the thoughts of Altaïr, it's really good. Keep it awesome, you're wondeful author!anon.

Oops, Misfire.

[(Anonymous)]

Can someone delete it, please ?

Flamboyantly Gay Haytham.

[(Anonymous)]

Could this anon get a story where Connor goes to live with his father (mordern AU?) and he finds out that the reason Haytham and his mother didn't work out was because Haytham was in the closet when he met her, trying to convince even himself that he was straight. However they split because Haytham found himself (perhaps in Charles?) and moved on.

Bonus points:

+ Connor has no idea that his dad is gay at first.
+ Haytham has some really girly moments.
+ Haytham on a counter cause there's a spider in his kitchen.
+ Connor has no idea how to deal with this, so... he asks Washington (Or Clipper) for help.
+ Clipper/Washington have the hots for Connor. Connor doesn't notice it, but Haytham does.

Re: Flamboyantly Gay Haytham.

[(Anonymous)]

Meet Connor from Assassin's Creed III. He is about to throw tea into the ocean and hook up with General Washington.

This fate could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Haytham.

"What are you doing!? What, what, what are you doing!?"

"..........." *Drops tea in water* "For freedom?"

[(Anonymous)]

I would like some non-con, please!

Essential:

--Connor is on the receiving end (whether from Templar(s) or someone else is up to you).

--Connor does not cry or beg or panic or get overwhelmed by pain, because he is a trained Assassin and knows how to deal with being captured and assaulted. (Whether Achilles warned him specifically about this kind of thing or Connor is just applying a general 'this is how to cope with torture' set of teachings is up to you.)

--Connor is (extremely) angry, but also very clear-headed, plotting his escape the whole time. (I don't mind if you want to have a bit of initial freaking out on some level, as long as he can keep it hidden, and quickly get it under control and get down to business. It is by no means necessary, however.)

--Connor, having gleaned the best way to get out of this situation by using his training, kills the shit out of everyone and escapes.

Optional objectives:

--Connor freaks out his tormentor(s) (just staring at them the whole time, smiling inappropriately, saying things that put them on edge, whatever).

--Physical and/or psychological torture can also be involved, if you like; it doesn't bother me either way.

--Connor gains useful information that he can use against his enemies later (location and layout of building, enemy numbers, patrol patterns, location of important artefacts, plans, where CHARLES LEE gets his nails done, whatever).

--Once he's escaped, Connor goes and finishes whatever mission he was in the middle of when he was so rudely interrupted.

--I'm not a big fan of omegaverse or Connor/Haytham, so I would prefer neither of those, if possible.

In short: I would like to see Connor showing extreme competency in what he spent years training to do, please and thank you.

Connor, non-con: competency kink

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, forgot the subject heading. :(

Aveline The mermaid

[(Anonymous)]

This idea is kind of germinating in my head, but I don't think I can do it justice, so I am releasing it into the wild.

Aveline is a mermaid. Perhaps only half a mermaid, but still a mermaid.

The Templars are erasing and imprisoning non rational creatures like mermaids because a) they made people act out and b) they have special, useful properties. Mermaid's tears are highly poisonous, and if you eat mermaid's flesh, you become immortal, that kind of thing.
Somehow, her secret got out, and now they're after her in greater force than she can handle, and she turns to Connor for help.

La Volpe/One of his Thieves - Crush/puppy love

[(Anonymous)]

The impression I get is that La Volpe is really fond of his thieves and will go out of his way to guide and care for them. I'd love to see his care move one of them a bit too much. It could be Rosa, Antonio, etc. or just a random NPC thief, but someone gets a huge crush on La Volpe and just fawns over him from afar.

Or, perhaps, they try to woo him with gifts, or poetry, or they try to impress him with their skills. Either way, I'd just love to see something fluffy between Volpe and one of the thieves.

Re: La Volpe/One of his Thieves - Crush/puppy love

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED! I absolutely love La Volpe. He is just so badass yet totally "Big happy Familia" when it comes to his guild. I would so do this if i had a proper computer.... A kindle wouldn't do it justice.

Desmond and Rebecca because why not

[(Anonymous)]

This anon has just discovered her love for the Desmond/Rebecca pairing. They're just really great together, their personalities just work.

So maybe a scenario where Desmond and Rebecca become fuck buddies to past the time? Or one develops real feelings for other other and tries to tell them.

But whether they are together romantically or bffs is totally up to writer!anon.

Frederico&Ezio Swap

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a horrible person for wanting this but I really want to see what would happen if Frederico was the MC of Assassin's Creed II instead of Ezio. Maybe Ezio managed to rescue Frederico before getting killed himself? (idk) I just want some Frederico angst and guilt

Horse AU

[(Anonymous)]

Yup. The ancestors are horses!!!! Thank you horse flick movie!!!

The Miles family owns a horse farm, and have three very difficult horses in their keep. For some reason they love Desmond, and hate everyone else.

-Altair: Is a moody Arabian horse who doesn't like anyone he deems unworthy to ride him; unfortunately, that pretty much everyone in existence, but Desmond.
-Ezio: Is a stallion from Italy, always flirting with the pretty mares. He only listens to Desmond's commands.
-Connor: Is a gentle giant. Follows Desmond around like a baby duck.

Re: Horse AU

[(Anonymous)]

OMG I WANT THIS SO MUCH!!!!!! Please please PLEASE someone write this!!!!!!!!

Slow and prolonged - Ezio/Lucrezia

[(Anonymous)]

Set after the Da Vinci Disappearance - Lucrezia wants it rough, but Ezio is determined to make it slow and prolonged, as if they've got all the time in the world.

Re: Slow and prolonged - Ezio/Lucrezia

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding!

We're at 41 pages on Part 5

[(Anonymous)]

Shouldn't that mean a new part gets started and this one closed for prompting? (At least, that's what I remember happening on LJ before the move....)

Re: We're at 41 pages on Part 5

[(Anonymous)]

I thought that was due to the comment limit on LJ. Not sure what the comment limit for this site is...

Breakdown.

[(Anonymous)]

Could Anon get a story based off this: http://youtu.be/GmerFuzRNZ4
(Also, that speech is 100% unscripted, It's him speaking for his heart and real life experiences, he actually was having a break down on set and that's just how it came out and they kept it.)

preferably one featuring Connor Or Desmond. pairings are optional, just I need the angst right now... <3

Part 5 CLOSED

[asscreedkinkmeme]

There will be no more request for part 5! Please go back and fill as many prompts as possible.

Re: Part 5 CLOSED FYI

[asscreedkinkmeme]

As per usual all prompts posted after this will be deleted. It's nothing personal it just saves room for filler comments and because mod was late in closing this part that space is needed.

HERE IS MY SUCCESS STORY OF HOW I OBTAINED MY LOAN.

[(Anonymous)]

Attention Please,

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HERE IS MY SUCCESS STORY:

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Where he obtained the loan of (800,000.00euro) i told them how referred me to them i applied for a loan of 130,000.00euro after my application and i sent to them the useful information for them to process my loan after 48hours i received a notification From their company that my loan has been approved and processed in the next 48hours my loan of 130,000.00euro was transferred into my account. And i promise them for coming to my rescue i am going to spreed the good news to the entire world QUICK LOAN FIRMS PLC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.

And tell them i Mrs. Tichelen Gumez Alex referred you to them and you wish will be fulfilled...

commentbox'd

[(Anonymous)]

"What the fuck?" Desmond demanded, clicking through his emails. The notices from Rebecca and Shaun were drowning in spam, mostly centred around European loan sharks.

"Rebecca, go fix the antispam software," William sighed. "Desmond, get back in the Animus."

"It can't be a problem with the antispam!" Rebecca protested. "I've already recoded it four times!"

"Well, there has to be a problem somewhere," William said. "Just have a look and see if you can do anything about it."

Rebecca rolled her eyes.

"Okay," Shaun said. "Before we get any more tetchy, I'll go and make us some nice tea. Last thing we need right now is a fight."

Desmond groaned, and clambered back into the Animus. As the real world faded away, he could swear he heard something that sounded a bit like... no, it couldn't be. Clay was long gone. He couldn't be laughing in Desmond's ear.

(He was.)

MOD, when will you post the next entry?

[ginger_maya]

You mentioned you'd post the next entry next week three weeks ago. If you are busy, at least least allow people to post new prompts until you're not. Given how inactive this entry has been lately it's unlikely we'll use up the remaining comment space so quickly.

Re: MOD, when will you post the next entry?

[(Anonymous)]

I can assure you that we have been far from inactive. Methinks someone isn't viewing the meme in flat view.