Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

[asscreedkinkmeme]

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
Fill Only

Join or Die

✩ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✩ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✩ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✩ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
Kink Meme Masterlist
New Kink Meme Masterlist
(Livejorunal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
#2 (Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Fills Only
Discussion

Comments

Connor takes a bath, he has an audience.

[(Anonymous)]

Based a bit on a Asian fairy tail.

Its a very warm night, Connor is exhausted and close to passing out from the heat. When he finds a lake, he doesn't hesitate to strip down to take a nice cool bath. He thought the cover of darkness was enough to hide him, with the moon being the only light source. But unknown to the assassin, someone was following him, and now watches. The stalker is blown away by the sight what he/she sees, and desire springs up in their heart.

Connor returns to find his clothes and weapons missing, and realizes he wasn't alone. He confronts his thief/stalker, and demands his things be returned. The person agrees, under the condition that Connor spends the night at his/her house....what will happen? STEAMY SEX!!!!!!

But who shall the Stalker be? Actually the question is...Who has the skills to follow and steal from the assassin without being caught? Someone from Connor's tribe? Another Assassin? Haytham? Washington?

Re: Connor takes a bath, he has an audience.

[(Anonymous)]

Woah hell YES to this prompt! And a person from Connor's tribe...hmmm... Kanentokon? xD

[(Anonymous)]

Something based off this picture: http://veslyn.tumblr.com/post/47093696926/imagine-that-shaun-pretended-to-have-betrayed-the

Maybe with a happy ending? Please? Anon is a sucker for unrealistic happy endings.

[(Anonymous)]

I second this! And may be a possible filler! :D

[purgatorio]

Something, anything, with Duncan Little and Clipper Wilkinson.

Feel free to throw in Connor as well if you so choose

[(Anonymous)]

were you looking more for smut or just gen?

Cirque du Assassin

[(Anonymous)]

Has anyone ever been to a Cirque de Soleil show? Well, remember everything that you saw...and now imagine the acrobatic, toned circus performers leaping and dancing and strutting all over the stage wearing flamboyant and colorful costumes and makeup as Assassin Brotherhood.

Just let that sink in...sleep on it...wait for...now write it!

Cant help it

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty tired of reading Altair/Malik and Shaun/Desmond. Theres just too many pages and I spend too much time searching these pages when I could be doing something productive e.o;;

Malik/Desmond or Leonardo/Desmond!

Shaun, Lucy, or Rebecca (or all) tease Desmond when they find out Desmond he has a giant crush on one of his ancestor's partners. They find the whole thing sweet untill one of them walks in on him masturbating.

I'm open to the idea of just a fill of Desmond just having a man-crush and the masturbating emitted.

Re: Cant help it

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding! Need this like BURNING! I've seen a handful of LeoDes, but only like /one/ MalDes, ever. WouldbekindanicetoseesomemoreMalDez/Cough

Prisoners/Connor

[(Anonymous)]

So yeah, my mind kept sliding into the gutter during his stay at Bridewell Prison.

Anyways, during one of the prison missions, you had to start a fight with some of the inmates in order to get thrown into the pit. He ends up doing a lot of damage, attacking people who were just minding their own business, and probably putting them in some serious pain for the next few days.
So instead of the pit, the guards decide to throw him to those same prisoners for one night as punishment.

Fill anon can take it from there! My only other request for this prompt is to make it as dirty as possible, with plenty of non-con. >D

Re: Prisoners/Connor

[(Anonymous)]

oooooh seconding this! This really needs to be filled.

Cute Wolf Connor and Haytham

[(Anonymous)]

Please write a story based on this --->: http://myleel001.tumblr.com/post/47264885165/half-wolf-kenways-again

A cute father son story please...if you need to yaoi, then thats fine too.

Re: Cute Wolf Connor and Haytham

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please

Washington/Lafayette + Connor, 5 times fic

[(Anonymous)]

5 times Connor almost caught Washington and Lafayette a little too close, and the 1 time he did.

-alternatively-

5 times Connor did catch them but pretended he hadn't, and the 1 time he asks/tries to ask them about their relationship.

Re: Washington/Lafayette + Connor, 5 times fic

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding the first instance. I can't help but imagine Connor's face. :'D

Edward Kenway/Kraken

[(Anonymous)]

He was the infamous Captain of the Jackdaw, and she was the Kraken. It was inevitable, really, that he would end up tangled in her arms, squirming in befuddled pleasure.

Re: Edward Kenway/Kraken

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded so hard, anon!

Connor, self-harm

[(Anonymous)]

From this tumblr ask: http://connorkawaii.tumblr.com/post/47370349065/do-you-think-connor-has-ever-thought-of-committing

Connor's had a fairly traumatic life. He's got a lot of stressful things to do, like save his village and hunt Templars before they hunt him. He's had to do some very horrible things and he's often treated badly because of his ethnicity. Sometimes he can't just beat up a pack of redcoats to blow off some steam... like when he's on a long, difficult mission or is on a voyage on the Aquila.

He doesn't do anything really bad to himself, he needs to be able to fight and climb and stuff, after all, and he can't let the Aquila crew or the Homesteaders or the Recruits know. So he just... does little things. Scalds some skin on the back of his hand with spilt candlewax. Doesn't try too hard to avoid his fingers when he slices vegetables. Skips a couple of meals occasionally. Burns his tongue with a hot drink every now and again.

...It's not that bad, he reasons. After all, he's coping. More or less. And in a twisted sort of way, the pain makes him feel better.

Up to anon if his loved ones find out and try to help him channel his frustrations and problems into more healthy ways of coping. I guess it would make sense for this to take place near the game's ending?

Re: Connor, self-harm

[(Anonymous)]

This is so sad.

Mack Daddy Velli

[(Anonymous)]

So I was watching Tobuscus's Let's Play Assassin's Creed Brotherhood -videos. When he started to call Machiavelli Mack Daddy Velli, I got this really strange idea.
Didn't he train all the assassin recruits? What if the majority of the recruits were female (or all of them)? So is there a part of this... uh... training we don't know about?

Re: Mack Daddy Velli

[(Anonymous)]

Anon, I need this SO BAD. Somebody please fill! I beg you!

William trying to be good

[(Anonymous)]

Alright, this anon is sick and tired of all the people hating on William in this fandom. I get the sense that a lot of people haven't interacted with him as much as they could, and only caught the Desmond-being-punched part, rather than the William-apologizing-later part. Anyway, I would like to see something, anything with good ol' Bill being a good dad- maybe him taking some time off of training to play catch with Desmond when he was a kid? Teaching him how to drive? Even them climbing things and being assassin-y together would be wonderful.

Re: William trying to be good

[(Anonymous)]

I second this! William and Desmond had some touching moments (the rescue and the hug, William telling Desmond he loves him, Desmond asking to come home and William saying he'd love nothing more), and it seems people overlook these moments. Some Miles father/son bonding would be great.

Lee is a creepy stalker

[(Anonymous)]

I funny parody fic.

Charles Lee is obsessed with Haytham, and stalks him at every opportunity. Haytham isn't blind, he's painfully aware of it. This is why Haytham does his investigations alone, and sends Charles away. The grandmaster was flattered at first, but now....*cringe*

When his son comes along, he is like a godsend. Connor becomes the unwilling blockade. Connor is not amused.


- Making a creepy Charles Lee!!! Does he watch Haytham sleep at night? Does he steal the grandmaster's undergarments? Have a shrine or temple dedicated to him? Steal a lock of his hair?
- Haytham has caught him doing at least half of these things...I mean...he isn't the grandmaster for nothing. But then again...I'm sure he wouldn't have wanted to know.

Claudia/La Volpe or Machiavelli/La Volpe - You Remind Me of the Babe

[(Anonymous)]

Basically, Anon would love to see a Labyrinth crossover, with Goblin/Thief King La Volpe.

Re: Claudia/La Volpe or Machiavelli/La Volpe - You Remind Me of the Babe

[(Anonymous)]

Do want!

Swallow this.

[(Anonymous)]

You know what would be the awesomeness?

AC/Evil Dead crossover.

Your favourite Templars as Deadites.
And as Ash... I don't know. Desmond would be logical choice, but I don't see why the poor bastard in the cabin can't be Ezio, or Altaïr, or... or... Claudia, or...

Wizard of Oz Parody

[(Anonymous)]

The piece of Eden sends him on a strange journey.

Desmond is Dorothy. Dress and all.

Altair is the Tin Man.

Ezio is the scarecrow.

Connor is the lion.

Re: Wizard of Oz Parody

[(Anonymous)]

GAWD.
THIS.
SECONDED.

The Tyranny of Emperor Kenway

[(Anonymous)]

What if instead of Washington getting the Apple of Eden, Haytham Kenway got a hold of it? Connor wakes up in a lovely mansion, with fine clothes, and servants who all address him as Young Master Kenway. Upon further investigation, it is revealed that Haytham seems to think he raised Connor, and that Connor is a templar, and a rather high ranking one at that. Oh, and on a side note, the Templars rule over the colonies with an iron fist.

The DLC rules are the same, Connor remembers everything about being an Assassin and such, but he seems to be the only one who remembers the real world. And now he has to figure out how to stop his father, and set the world right again. Will he try to reason with Haytham, or resort to force right away?

Also, some bonus points if all the Templars act really buddy buddy with him, especially Charles Lee, and are really surprised and can't figure out why Connor suddenly hates them so badly. Also, its up to you how Haytham deals with Connor's sudden betrayal of the Templar ways. He didn't handle Church's betrayal all that well, so...

Oh, and Haytham declares himself Emperor. Because King Kenway just sounds silly.

Also, also. No smut, please. I'd like the focus to be on the story, and not on any pairings.

Re: The Tyranny of Emperor Kenway

[(Anonymous)]

I second it!!!!

Halloween Trolling

[(Anonymous)]

Crack-fic
It's Halloween and Desmond and gang are bored and taking a break from the animus. Rebecca somehow gets her hands on a replica of Altair's outfit and forces Desmond to wear it in the sake of 'Halloween spirit.' Everyone is amused, Desmond is not (making him seem more like Altair). Unfortunately, they then get a lead on where a shard of Eden could be and that the Templers were closing in. They have to go right away, like NOW. Giving poor Des no time to change. Cue Desmond killing templers looking like Altair, trolling them all. Templers freak out. Vidic has a heart attack. Desmond has fun.

PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS FOR ME.

Re: Halloween Trolling

[(Anonymous)]

I am shit at writing violence but god this! I want it so bad! Could someone please write this?

Connor/ Clipper Awkwardness

[(Anonymous)]

So, I filled one I figured I would request one now, and I just can't get this out of my head.

I want Connor and clipper to be completely awkwardly in love with each other, and they don't know what to do about it. Clipper is confused about his feelings towards a man, and Connor couldn't care less about his gender, but can't figure out how to even begin courting him, and it's starting to affect, there team work.

and that's all I got, it is up to writer!anon to finish it.

Re: Connor/ Clipper Awkwardness

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh! Seconded.

I can't help but think the other recruits would end up staging some sort of intervention, after many hilarious failed attempts at teaching Connor how to date and telling Clipper that gay is ok...

Brothel AU

[(Anonymous)]

Altair, Connor, Ezio, Desmond, and others work in a Brothel in an Arabian like setting. Where they dance, entertain, and pleasure rich foreigners.

There is no real plot, its just a giant smut fic. The pairing is open!!! Whoever you want!!!!

For inspiration!!! Belly dancing Ezio and Altair in the link below!!!!
http://yaoiassasscreed.tumblr.com/post/47550867047

Re: Brothel AU

[(Anonymous)]

*nosebleed* Oh my. o/////o some one please do this! D: Please please please!

Edward Kenway/his crew

[(Anonymous)]

... or anyone, really. this anon just wants to see Edward having a grand old time with a bunch of guys (with Edward bottoming, most preferably) and just generally having a fantastic group fuck.

consentual, please! i want Edward to enjoy himself :> pwp is fine - since we know next to nothing about him, after all!!

(bonus points if Edward is loud and moany and sex-hungry because wow)

Re: Edward Kenway/his crew

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded so hard! Please!

Haytham+Fem!Connor- Rape and Recovery

[(Anonymous)]

While on a mission, Fem!Connor is captured, beaten, and raped by one of her father's old enemies. Sometime later, Haytham and his band of Templars, while on a similar mission, arrive to great shock find her bleeding, unconscious body with her clothes torn to shred and to surprise find that the assassin is in fact a woman. What's worse is that one of Fem!Connor's recruits come by at the wrong time and assume that the Templars raped her (whether the recruit knew of Connor's true gender is up to you) but knowing they would be out numbered trying to take on the Templars, they decide to hastily go inform Achilles and the other recruits. Meanwhile, Haytham and his band bring an unconscious fem!Connor back to base. Whatever happens from this point is up to you but want to see Haytham comforting his daughter and helping her through this horrible time.

Bonus
1.The recruit is either Duncan or Dobby.
2.Haytham’s old enemy arrives back at the scene of the crime and taunts him on how he had tasted the fruits of his daughter and see Haytham lay a heavy and painful beat down upon him.

Re: Haytham+Fem!Connor- Rape and Recovery

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my gosh this sounds so sad and I just want to see the comfort!! OH, I think I'm gonna cry! I second this along with my tears

[(Anonymous)]

Woah... this prompt is so good! But so sad... I guess I just enjoy fics featuring a caring Haytham, comforting his son- or in this case daughter, which is the icing on the cake for me c:

Haytham, drag

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason, before Charles' induction, Haytham winds up having to dress as a wealthy lady to gather information for a mission. While the rest of the Order are disbelieving at first, after a miraculous corset, a well-tailored dress, an extra shave and some expertly-applied makeup... he doesn't look half bad. In fact, he makes quite a pretty woman...

After the information-gathering is done, sex happens to show the group's appreciation for the Grand Master's new look.

(A pairing instead of a gang bang is awesome as well. Anon has a particular soft spot for Charles and Haytham, but someone else is fine too.)

Haytham/Connor - Massage

[(Anonymous)]

Haytham returns from an exhausting mission, fatigued and aching. Connor immediately notices how his father's body is screaming for a good back rub, so Connor tasks himself with massaging Haytham's back into oblivion. Somewhere along the way, things start heating up and they get aroused. Connor is being a tease and deliberately ignoring Haytham's arousal at first, so there's a lot of teasing touches. Sex seems inevitable.

OP doesn't care who tops, it's all up to you, but if you make Connor bottom, please let him ride the sweet hell out of Haytham, as the papa doesn't mind just lying and being dominated in his current 'predicament'.



Bonus:
- Oil. An abundance of fine, slick, shiny oil.
- Connor wants the favor returned in future and Haytham is more than happy to oblige (for once) and make a promise.

Re: Haytham/Connor - Massage

[(Anonymous)]

OMG Connor giving Haytham a back rub and riding him - FULL SERVICE! Someone please fill, want this so bad!