Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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✩ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✩ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✩ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✩ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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AC3 ending REWRITE

[(Anonymous)]

The ending...that ending...I want a change. Something fulfilling. People can die. Terrible things can happen. I just want something decent.

I don't care where you start from or what the hell you do with it.

Mermaid AU!! Connor/Haytham

[(Anonymous)]

Connor is a mermaid that maybe gets stuck in some fishing nets? anyway Haytham helps him out and things go from there
can be in the boston harbor or like idk the caribbean if you want tropical
uhhh Haytham and Connor arent related cause that be hard (like i want haytham surprised there are mermaids)
annnddd you can do the whole legs thing if you want doesn't matter to me!!

Re: Mermaid AU!! Connor/Haytham

[(Anonymous)]

I have written mermaid fic before, but mine was dark, by all accounts, in terms of how merfolk behaved and how they lived.

If you would like, anon, I could try my hand at a fill, but it might be darker than what you might expect for merfolk. I figured I should warn you it might not be pretty if I do write it, although I think I did do a bit of a good job in terms of keeping it... light for all the darkness.

Shaun/Desmond, accent kink

[(Anonymous)]

I was studying literature devices for my English class when I came across this:

Euphony
Definition:
The literary device “euphony” refers to the use of phrases and words that are noted for possessing an extensive degree of notable loveliness or melody in the sound they create. The use of euphony is predominant in literary prose and poetry, where poetic devices such as alliterations, rhymes and assonace are used to create pleasant sounds. Euphony is the opposite of cacophony, which refers to the creation of unpleasant and harsh sounds by using certain words/ phrases together. This literary devices is based on the use and manipulation of phonetics in literature.


Example:
It has been said that the phrase “cellar door” is reportedly the most pleasant sounding phrase in the English language. The phrase is said to depict the highest degree of euphony, and is said to be especially notable when spoken in the British accent.

(source: http://literary-devices.com/content/euphony)

...so can we have Shaun driving Desmond crazy with his voice/talk please? Shaun can either be totally oblivious until Desmond confronts him about it because Des thinks he's doing it on purpose? or it can be Shaun totally knows how he affects Des and just being a tease...

- smut is optional but VERY welcomed :D
- no extreme dirty-talking/slut-calling though please?

Re: Shaun/Desmond, accent kink

[(Anonymous)]

oops just realized...is this part for AC3 ONLY? if so I'm really sorry D: ...

Bridewell Prison: Connor gets stripped

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone else find it weird that when Connor wakes up he's in a prison outfit, but Thomas Hickey is still in his clothes from outside?

The prison guards (though, not the Warden?) are clearly on Templar payroll, as they just let the Templars give their own better accommodations, threaten other prisoners, and sneak around the halls in the middle of the night. I want a fic where they strip Connor down and change him into the gross, ill-fitting prison duds with Hickey watching creepily through the hole in the wall while it happens. Other stuff could happen too, it's up to you.

Re: Bridewell Prison: Connor gets stripped

[(Anonymous)]

Drools... those lucky Templar bastards. Someone please write this!

Lafayette/Connor Love Making

[(Anonymous)]

Lafayette seems like the guy that makes love all the time instead of just having sex. Connor's never had sex/never been in a physical relationship with anyone in his entire life. Lafayette wants to be Connor's first and gently courts Connor to bed. Cue praising/worshipping Connor in french and overall reducing Connor into a puddle of satisfied goo. (Bottom!Connor please.)

If you want to make this hilarious, let the Sons of Liberty have a betting pool between either George Washington or Lafayette getting with Connor first. That and Haytham being a protective dad and trying to hunt Lafayette down with a musket. (BUT PAW I LOVE HIM~~!)

Re: Lafayette/Connor Love Making

[(Anonymous)]

LAWL! I vote for all the hilarity toooo! This sounds amazing, ngl.

Multiplayer prompt

[(Anonymous)]

I think most people would know by now that some of the multiplayer characters in AC3 are Assassins (no more all-Templar cast!). Would be nice to have a story about their life and interactions in New York/Boston. Maybe Connor would have met up with some of them later in his life (assuming they are from the same time period)?

Go wild, anons.

Re: Multiplayer prompt

[(Anonymous)]

Just got into Multiplayer! SECONDED!

Alex/Desmond : Rooftop date

[(Anonymous)]

Anon just thought of a wonderful scene in which Alex (yes the kid from Prototype) would take Desmond out on a secret date because Anon thinks that Desmond probably would not have seen sunlight (or moonlight) in like a thousand years since he started bonding with the Animus. So those two can go up a tall building in NYC for a night date free of tanks and Animuses and hologram people and ancestors.

Bonus points if Desmond tries to climb a building, Alex laughs at it, and princess-holds Desmond and runs up the building
Additional points if Desmond mixes some Shirley Templar in the red party cups on the rooftop and they share an alcohol "bonding moment" if you know what I mean.

Can be slash or just friendly. Anon doesn't care. I just want to see these two (especially) Desmond relax for a change

Re: Alex/Desmond : Rooftop date

[(Anonymous)]

We need more ProtoCreed in here. Also everywhere.
I wholeheartedly second this.
yes.

Happy Family Prompt

[(Anonymous)]

Happy Haytham-Ziio-Connor/Ratonhnaké:ton family. Maybe he wouldn't be named Connor if he was raised by Haytham- maybe they'd just shorten his mohawk name like they did with Ziio. I dunno?

But something where Connor is happily raised by both his parents...?

Haytham/Connor You're Not My Dad! AU

[(Anonymous)]

I would give all the Internet money to see an AU where Haytham saves Connor from the slavers instead of Ziio. They go on to work together and there are snarks and eventual feels. Obviously in this AU Haytham isn't Connor's papa so it's up to anon if Connor is full Mohawk or if he just has a different English daddy.

*BONUS* I would love to see Connor as an Assassin (yay rivalries!). Maybe if the story is on the longer side Connor can be working with a younger Achilles on the side.

Re: Haytham/Connor You're Not My Dad! AU

[(Anonymous)]

This is an AMAZING idea. Here's to hoping someone fills it!

Naughty Haytham/Connor request

[(Anonymous)]

So AC III has flung me back into the AC fandom full force, and the Haytham/Connor ship BURNS WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS. o.O This anon would love to see Haytham/Connor, but kinky anon is kinky and would love to see some combination of the following:

Connor bottoming (sorry Connor)
Begging from Connor's end
Dirty talk from Haytham's end
Some sort of Templar-themed jewelry being used as a cock ring (perhaps some sort of wrist cuff?)

My first born child to whatever fills this...and as an extra incentive I would be happy to fill a request for whatever anon fills this one. (Hopefully I'm allowed to do that, if not, I'm sorry.)

Re: Naughty Haytham/Connor request

[(Anonymous)]

I am not worthy!
Seconded!

William Miles - synchronization rate 0%

[(Anonymous)]

So basically, William Miles says that Vidic put him in the animus, but he did not cooperate. This must be exploited for the sake of crack. Would love some random animus moments in any of the lives of any of the assassins where William does the completely wrong thing... (snogging haytham in the barn, pinching leo's butt, etc, etc)

Re: William Miles - synchronization rate 0%

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god hahahaha

(and captcha asks me "The Name of Charles is?" )

Connor/Haytham, marking

[(Anonymous)]

Haytham loves putting his mark on Connor. Be it biting and sucking and leaving bruises during sex or more permanent marks like tattoos or even brands is up to anon. Bonus points if Connor loves it too.

Re: Connor/Haytham, marking

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED SO HARD HNNNNGGGGHHH

Ezio teaches Connor how to talk to women

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason (using the Apple, some kind of a device in a precursor temple, whatever) Ezio is able to observe whatever Connor is doing in the 18th century. He's very impressed with Connor's Assassin abilities, but he's also terribly disappointed by how awkward Connor is around women. So he starts giving him pointers, complete with Renaissance flowery compliments that Connor completely flubs when he tries to repeat them and ends up insulting the woman he's talking to.

Bonus points if Ezio gives Connor sex advice as well, and Connor's not being able to run away screaming because Ezio is in his head.

Moar bonus points if Ezio gives sex advice about men too.

Epic bonus points if Altair's watching all this from a corner, pulling his best Tard the Grumpy Cat face (and occasionally facepalming) and thinking they're both idiots and that the Assassins are doomed.

Re: Ezio teaches Connor how to talk to women

[(Anonymous)]

*Bonus points if Ezio gives Connor sex advice ABOUT MEN as well. *groan*

Hair Panic

[(Anonymous)]

Haytham panics when his hair starts going grey. Someone points out that it's still lush and thick, and his hairline isn't receding, so what does it matter?

Because let's face it, Haytham is a sexy fucker in the first sequences and evolves into a silver fox later in life. Goddamn.

Re: Hair Panic

[(Anonymous)]

Oh Haytham. You're still stupidly attractive no matter what your hair colour. Seconded!

Personal space!

[(Anonymous)]

So Connor really doesn't seem to be okay with people touching him. That's okay, but I'd really like to
see a fic which involves this detail in a non-angsty way. No rape stories and none of that terrible
stuff, but just Connor simply and plainly not liking being touched by people just like that. So hey,
what if the guy just likes his personal space and thinks it feels weird having strangers pawing
at him? Like there's just that... Unease.

Perhaps Connor could explain this to someone (not Haytham, please) as they pester him about it.

Or perhaps it could be a true show of trust and acceptance when one day this particual person pats
Connor on the shoulder and the assassin is totally chill with it, no angry glares or nervous twitching.

And you know... maybe just maybe eventually it could get a little intimate eventually, involving all
kinds of touching and a eventually relaxed and confused but cuddly assassin.


Anyhow, do want fic that involves Connor and his love for personal space.
If there is pairings to be
involved, please have it be someone Connor actually likes, so no Templars, no incest and no snark
heavy relations.

Re: Personal space!

[(Anonymous)]

I might have an idea for this... Op ok with stephane?

Charles/Washington (non-con)

[(Anonymous)]

Taking down Washington is not just the will of the Templars - Charles is also fueled by his own jealousy and anger over being passed up for role of Commander by a man he considers his inferior. While still under Washington's command, frustration come to a head and Charles decides to take him down a peg. How badly and how far is up to you. Brutal, twisted - anything goes - but this is a personal vendetta to humiliate and dominate; the Templars' real plan has not yet been set in motion.

Re: Charles/Washington (non-con)

[(Anonymous)]

... wrong on so many different levels. DO WANT!!!

Desmond's ancestors welcome him home

[(Anonymous)]

Prompt based on this glorious picture:

http://all-i-want-is-maliks-dick.tumblr.com/post/36122775493/okay-guys-this-is-my-commission-from-mightier

Altair/Ezio/Connor/Desmond comfort smut is optional if very welcome.

Re: Desmond's ancestors welcome him home

[(Anonymous)]

I might try writing this.

Connor crying while Haytham is around

[(Anonymous)]

I just want to see Connor break down and cry (for whatever reason), with Haytham trying to fix it. Whether he's awkward at comforting or knows just what to say is up to you, dear potential writer. Slash is awesome, and so is gen -- whatever works best for you! ♡

Re: Connor crying while Haytham is around

[(Anonymous)]

Oh.... I want to write this. Will hopefully attempt tomorrow. Short thing... Not promising anything though. X3

Others please fill too!

Connor + Kitten

[(Anonymous)]

Today I got a new kitten. Found it lost, freaked out, and skinny. Very young and tiny.... I think he just got his teeth and still needs milk. Purrs louder than any cat I've had... more vibration than a car.

So could I have a a fic with Connor taking care of a baby kitten to commemorate this event?
I can just imagine him holding this tiny fluffy kitten in his palm and just absolutely dwarfing the bitty thing XD

Romance is fine if you want to add it. Only requirements are kitten and Connor.

Re: Connor + Kitten

[(Anonymous)]

hisbvrjsi Kitty and Connor.
Yes.
Seconded!

Bawdy Drinking Songs

[(Anonymous)]

Anon here wants a situation where Connor is on the Aquila and the crew is drunk off their asses singing lewd, rowdy and funny songs, like Good Ship Venus or Barnacle Bill (warning, the latter is very, very dirty). Or you can make up your own.

I'm not that picking with anything else, so pairings (het or slash), gen or smut, I don't care.

Here are two ideas:
Young!Connor's first voyage on the Aquila, and the crew have had a bit too much drink and are singing the bawdy songs. Connor is still very innocent, and keeps asking questions, and the crew are all too willing to answer in the most perverted way possible. Robert Faulkner has to make sure Connor doesn't get all their bad influence, unless he wants Achilles to gut him.

Or

During the Haytham mission where Connor sails with daddy, the crew start their drunken chorus and Haytham just acts Haytham, making snide comments about the quality of Connor's crew while Connor tries to prove him wrong, or is still horribly naive and makes Haytham facepalm, or joins in with the crew just to piss him off.

Shanties

[(Anonymous)]

The crew was celebrating. Connor looked on from the wheel, his head resting on his arms. Anchor had been dropped for the night, and the men had decided to bring out some of the ship’s spirits and drink. A few of them must have had something stronger hidden away in their bunks, because Connor knew that most of them had had only one or two mugs of grog.

Faulkner had begged off for a few hours to join the men; Connor had granted it, knowing that he would keep the men in line. It would not be the first time they had done this, but hopefully they would be able to take their stations in the morning without too much complaint. The crew seemed to be enjoying themselves, and after two weeks at sail and a successful battle, they deserved a night of revelry.

“Do you not keep your crew in line?”

Connor turned to see his father coming out of the Captain’s cabin. He had given it to the older man to keep him separate from the crew, which had turned out to be a good idea. Haytham might consider himself to be rather knowledgeable about the high seas, but the comments he had made during their voyage had made the crew less than pleased. Connor shrugged in answer to his question, looking back to the celebration on the deck. Some of them had started to sing, their voices carrying in the windless night.

“I doubt we’ll be able to sail in the morning,” Haytham said, coming to stand next to him.

“They will be well,” Connor replied, quirking his lips as the song reached them.

“That deep in their cups? I highly doubt it,” Haytham said. “Even Hickey knew better than to sail with a hangover.”

“My men live on the sea,” Connor said, his eyes going over to his father. “Landlubbers do not hold their liquor as well as we do.”

“I have yet to see you drink anything of that sort.”

“I do not care for it,” Connor told him. Haytham rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. “Occasionally I will join them, but I thought it a bad idea at this time.”

“Afraid I might do something?” Haytham asked, leaning on the rail.

“I do not trust you,” Connor reminded him.

“What must I do to prove that I mean you no harm while we work together?” he huffed. More men had joined into the chorus, revealing its nature. Haytham straightened, crossing his arms. “And these are the sort of men you would trust before me?”

Connor shrugged, mouthing the words to the song into his arms. Haytham exhaled deeply, his foot tapping on the deck.

“You do not have to listen,” Connor reminded him.

“I can hear it even in my current accommodations.”

Connor shrugged again, enjoying the look of annoyance that Haytham gave him at the motion. The song wound to a close, the men taking deep drinks.

“And I suppose you think this is appropriate for your men,” Haytham scoffed. “It’s a wonder you are able to even function in normal society.”

Connor rolled his eyes and stood. He looked Haytham in the eyes, seeing the older man’s wariness at his change in disposition. Before Haytham could say anything, he vaulted over the railing to the men and took a mug offered to him.

“Twas on the good ship Venus,” he began to sing, “By Christ you should have seen us,”

“The figurehead was a whore in bed,” Faulkner joined in. The crew began to join in, happy to see their captain joining them.

“And the mast a rampant penis,” Connor continued. He took a swig of grog, letting the men continue the song. He looked up to the wheel where his father still stood. Haytham shook his head and walked away. Connor smiled, and joined in the second verse.

Culinary Experiences

[(Anonymous)]

Connor, due to the fact that he grew up there, enjoys and loves the food his people make. His personal preference is always food that reminds him of home.

But when he leaves to train under Achilles, he also meets a different kind of cuisine and it's so new and varied and Connor, when not busy with missions, hits the taverns/inns not to drink but to eat and try as many different meals as possible. Maybe some taste horrid, some are merely okay while he seriously considers kidnapping the chef for others.

Just make Connor come into contact with foreign food and being seriously intrigued by it! :)

Bonus points for Stephane or Lafayette introducing Connor to the French cuisine either by cooking it themselves or introducing him to the right chef and Connor really, really loving French food (even if it comes in weird tiny portions and he has to keep asking for seconds. And thirds.)

Re: Culinary Experiences

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! This sounds adorable. Especially the french food bit!

Charles/Haytham, verbal seduction

[(Anonymous)]

During the Braddock Expedition, Haytham mentions how Charles "has a way with words – especially when it comes to flattery", so I'm guessing he must have fallen for Charles' charm before at some point.

Please give me Charles talking his way into Haytham's pants – or maybe they're already mid-hookup and Charles realizes how talking during sex is pushing all of Haytham's buttons

Re: Charles/Haytham, verbal seduction

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded ! This meme needs more Charles/Haytham.

Altair/Connor/Desmond/Ezio - Everybody loves Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

I just want to read something inspired by this : http://dokyakutu.deviantart.com/art/soft-yaoi-kiss-day-308270701

Desmond has them wrapped around his little finger.

Re: Altair/Connor/Desmond/Ezio - Everybody loves Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

That's a very sexy picture! Seconded!

[(Anonymous)]

Something based on this: http://nocreed.tumblr.com/post/36179799971/i-just-have-a-lot-of-feelings-about-kenway-ziio

Haytham discovers Lee's plans, and ends up witnessing Ziio's death in place of Connor, who he saves before retrieving Ziio's body. AU filled with lots of angst, hurt/comfort, Haytham trying to be a good father while dealing with grief, possibly defecting again as a result of Lee's actions.

[(Anonymous)]

oh gosh, longing for this like mad. hope someone fills this!

Shaun/Desmond, Bill doesn't approve

[(Anonymous)]

When Bill finds out about Desmond and Shaun he doesn't like it. Whether it's because he's a homophobe or because he doesn't approve of SHaun/Desmond specifically is up to the author

Re: Shaun/Desmond, Bill doesn't approve

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please!!