asscreedkinkmeme | Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Basically William Johnson, Charles Lee, and Haytham all going to town on Thomas. And Thomas lovong it, of course.

(And if a foursome is too daunting then I wouldn't mind them separate? Or at least William/Thomas! Please and thank you.)

I was watching reruns of Scrubs and realized I would really love to see some of our assassins working in a hospital. Maybe Connor is the new intern and Haytham is a veteran doctor showing him the ropes? Young hot shot doctor Ezio has a crush on the talented surgeon Leonardo? Maybe Malik needs to work on his bedside manner a bit more with an injured Altair? Or maybe Desmond just needs some TLC.

Slash or gen, I don't mind. I'm a fan of Ezio/Leo (could you tell) but anything is fine!

Let's have some pants-wetting horror up in this joint.

Someone wakes up in a really ridiculously huge mansion/the Abstergo Industries headquarters/an actual labyrinth/big scary place of anon's choice. It is infested by monsters so horrifying they cannot even look at the things that (probably) used to be human. They cannot escape because there is a malevolent presence of some sort (snipers? a demon?) that will kill them stone dead unless they journey into the heart of the horror to... do something or other that will call the evil presence off. They solve puzzles along the way. They also have absolutely no memory of themselves from before the moment they woke up.
Bonuses:

-Some of the monsters quite clearly used to be characters we all know and love, a la Justine's suitors. All right, maybe not love, but, you know, characters that don't deserve to be tortured and maimed until they are no longer human-looking or even capable of real speech. Which I guess means basically any major character in the series is fair game for this bonus.

-They keep finding notes or voice recordings from themselves detailing how they got into this mess int he first place.

Okay, bear with me, because this is literally the crackiest thought I have ever had in my entire life. I just really want bamf!Kadar to fuck Haytham- preferably against a wall, but anywhere works.
+8 bonus points for loud and/or begging Haytham.

(Time for a fic where people actually have seconds thoughts about homosexual relationships, because of the time and it's morals they are living in and with.)

Malik knows for some time now that he is in love with Altair, and thinks the other assassin might feel the same. But when he confronts Altair with it (Maybe surprise kissing? I like something like that.), Altair is shocked and confused and pushes him away.
Happy end is optional, but either way I want a heartbreaking fic, where Malik is angry at Altair for avoiding him, but at the same time he loves him just so incredible much.

Bonus points if Altair does have feelings for Malik, though, but struggles with accepting them.

So we've had loads of prompts on this meme where Connor is the submissive partner in sex. Let's switch things up a bit! I mean, this is Connor we're talking about, the man who can kill twenty men with his bare hands.

I want to see Connor and a male suitor (my preference is Haytham, but Washington is fine too), getting ready to have sex for the first time. They're expecting Connor to be highly inexperienced in bed, basically an awkward and shy, blushing virgin who needs to be guided through sex...

Only for Connor to get on top the moment they get into bed and assert his dominance in the sexiest way possible, by pounding his partner into the mattress. And whoever Connor's partner is LOVES IT.

Please anons? <^.^>

Giovanni has to be my favorite character in the AC games, aside from the main protags and a few side characters, simply because he stands out. He manages the art of being an assassin and being a father without letting anyone sans his wife know what he is. Now that, ladies and gents, takes dedication.

So I need a h/c fluff fic that involves the two coming together. You know in the game, how Giovanni is hung before he can tell Ezio how to be an assassin. He gives him his cloak and his dagger, but not the lessons that undoubtedly would have come if he were alive. The wiki reports he was training Federico in the arts (secretly of course) and was fixing to get to Ezio before he died.

So! We're going to turn back the clock and prevent the hanging that gets in the way of all that fluff. Here's the situation. Ezio's Eagle Vision comes in his early teens, rather than from birth. In my mind, receiving the Eagle Vision is a very terrifying thing because of the amount of pain and suffering involve. Hallucinations, headaches, extreme sensitivity to light, full-body fever, you name it. Ezio hits his fourteenth birthday and is suddenly in a lot of pain, and Gio is away on business. Maria calls him back, citing that Ezio's "time" has come, and Gio freeruns his ass as fast as he can back home to his distraught child, who has no idea the story he's in for. Ezio's early receiving of the EV gives Gio more time to train him on how to be an assassin, which means that when Gio and his brothers are made to hang, Ezio has more than enough exp. to save them.

Basically: Ezio gets his Eagle Vision, and learns about what his family does from Gio. Ezio is trained by Gio and manages to save his father and brothers from being hung.

Also, bonus points if older brother Federico is the one who discovers Ezio's pain and subsequently panics because he wants to take care of Ezio but doesn't know how. More points if he's there for the explanation about their assassin heritage and knows more than he lets on.

Goshdarn I keep playing as the red coat and during wolf pack there's always an Independent who wins the top assist, and it's me being helped! It's hard for me to say I don't ship them. I'll be forever grateful for anything with these two kick ass ambitious ladies! Some potential scenarios might be:

- They need to share a haystack in order to both get points for killing the same target.
- Both blending while going after the same target, or one after the other and playing with their prey. (which ends up with a target lost)
- Right out usage of a different poison or even something similar to Avelines whip.

My first request on the link meme. Would love something!

I was watching a play-through and saw Eizo dive into a convenient pile of straw to hide- and it occurred to me, that the way it was heaped looked a little more... used than clean, if you know what I mean.

I just want a little suffering, misery, and the sudden realization that the assassin has picked the wrong haystack.

gratuitous bathing scene would be an added bonus.

so of all the colonial templars, it seems like Pitcairn is forgotten about most of the time. so what this anon would like to see is a fic involving the rest of the ac3 templars giving him the attention he doesn't usually get. don't get me wrong, I love all the others, but I just feel so bad for Pitcairn. he doesn't even get a lot of attention in the game so now I want to see a fic where he's the center of attention.

it doesn't necessarily have to be smutty, but smutty would be preferable.

So we've seen Charles/Connor in this universe with Charles as the alpha, but what if we were to change that so Charles' sincere, soft spoken Assassin equivalent were Connor's omega. How would that play out? How did they end up getting together?

Alternatively, Haytham/Charles, with Charles as Haytham's omega

Haytham flirts with Mills but Mills, knowing what Haytham is, only responds jokingly to keep up his disguise. Over time, Mills just finally snaps since he loathes Haytham so much and kind of approaches Haytham with hatesex in mind.

Plot twist: Haytham really enjoys being dominated.

Haytham decides to punish Thomas Hickey for whatever reason and spanks him OTK style. Afterwards Haytham fucks our resident dirty, lechorous, Irish, alcoholic in his freshly spanked ass.
Bonus Points:
If Thomas was trying to get Haytham to spank him
If the other Templars, not including Church, walk in during the spanking and get to enjoy the show.
If Thomas has to show his ass to the other Templars and let them touch him or smack him and he really, really enjoys it.

~~This Anon has way to much love for that awful bastard Hickey.~~

So I was playing AC2 today and while I was out, about six to eight guards jumped Ezio in Cannaregio, right infront of a Doctor's stand. Now when I'm playing Ezio, he very rarely attacks anybody with his own weapons, as I prefer to steal theirs and maim them with it. I'm especially pleased, in hindsight, that this is the case, and that after killing all the guards but one, he had a spear for a weapon.

Ezio took the spear and attacked him, and we entered the killscreen, stabbing the guard in the stomach with it. As it was the first one to die with the weapon, not the second, Ezio kept it in hand. But! While he was pulling it free, I hear the Doctor next to us, like a cheeky lil' bastard, say "A weekly bleeding part of a healthy lifestyle!"

Imagine that! <3 I think I'm in love with this doctor.

Now... when I play Ezio he's always getting hurt. I spent a -lot- of time buying potions and getting patched up. And I love the doctors. So, can someone write me a good short Ezio/Doctor fic? Bonus points if you can work Ezio's perpetual tendancy to injure himself and that line into it!

Smutt not necessary but certainly welcome. As is multifills and any doctor, because I haven't made it there but I heard a rumor about one in one of the next games :3

(sorry if this appears twice; my internet is wonky, and totally fritz'd out when I tried to post it. I had to rewrite it and everything @_@)

Yup, so for some reason while I was playing as Haytham while onboard 'The Providence' (at least that's what I think it was called.) A question sprung to mind, 'Haytham must have a wash in order to remain clean and smell most gentlemanly, and the trip is long, so where does he go...?'

The prompt is: Haytham goes to the wash area/bathroom (you name it.) in order to groom himself. Cue someone deciding to 'surprise' him while he's relaxing away in the bathtub, be it multiple random members of the crew, those two dudes who picked a fight with him top-side, or even Mills! Because he's friendly! Yeah.
Who shows is up to you, and I don't mind if the chosen character/s join Haytham (by his consent or not ._.) or whether they do a "favour" for him. Depends on who is picked really... *sigh* so many options and alternatives...

I literally jump on late for every fandom. My friend has given me the basic arc of Assassin's Creed I-III and I've completed I and II. If someone could fill this prompt for me and then leave a prompt they'd like to be filled at the bottom of their story. I will fill it or die trying. And yes I know it's supposed to be about aliens and crap but I'm a religious girl so throw me a bone.

I want one where Ezio and Leonardo meet after they die in paradise and finally admit their love for each other. Make it sappy and sweet. I owe you.

No! Hear me out, anon! This isn't a completely terrible prompt!

In the distant future, after a terrible civil war, the regular citizens of Panem live in twelve districts. Each district must offer two tributes between the ages of twelve and eighteen (one male, one female) to fight to the death in the annual Hunger Games, run by the aristocratic citizens of the Capitol. This year, however, is a Quarter Quell- every twenty-five years, there are variations in the usual rules, to make things more difficult for competitors. For instance... having each district offer four tributes rather than two, and forcing all past tributes still living to recompete.

Some ideas:

-Ezio is one of the most infamous, legendary victors, and has finally managed to put the horrors of his Games behind him... only to be torn from his beloved wife and daughter and forced to enter the tournament again.
-The Colonial Templars form an alliance almost immediately, and are thought to be most likely to win... prompting an awesome assassin team-up with everybody's favourite badasses.
-Backstories! Perhaps Desmond is from the same district as Altair or Ezio, and was trained by one of them? Maybe Charles Lee was mentored by Haytham? Does a Solomon's Temple-esque incident still occur? Was William a victor back in the day?
-Juno is the Game master, or the president or something.

The idea just won't leave my head, ok. I have like four fills on the go... so please oblige OP?

Leonardo/Desmond; bondage, slight dubcon, experienced!Leo, virgin!Des.

Not sure if this pairing has already been requested, but I have a craving for it like chocolate cake. Desmond and Ezio switch places (Animus mistake, Apple shenanigans)and while Lucy and co are trying to get them to switch back, Desmond gets to spend some time with everyone's favorite artist, Leonardo.

Leonardo turns out to be the sweetest thing Desmond has ever met, and he can't help but want to help the man with everything. He never realizes that Leonardo is in fact playing with him - he wants in Desmond's pants, and is slowly lowering Desmond's guard and getting Desmond to trust him before he makes his move. Once Desmond figures it out, he tries to politely excuse himself, but Leonardo won't give up so easily. After all he's dealt with skittish virgins before *cougheziocough* and knows how to get them to come along quietly.

How it escalates and how long Desmond stays is up to whoever fills this.

I know someone's started one of these, but I want one with Haytham as the omega. Maybe he's been hiding it?

Dear Anon Writer, your story is like a drug for me!
Rally, I love it :)
I hope you will continue it soon!!

Desmond fucking himself with a dildo/vibrator. That's really it.

Any of the other modern assassins are welcome to be voyeurs, but no direct interaction.

What if Ratonhakè:ton was a Stand user? What would his Stand be called, and what power would it have? Would some of the Templars have Stands, too? How would this affect the game?

JUST ROLL WITH IT, ANONS!!

Bonus: if a member of the Joestar family makes a cameo. ANY member, no matter how impossible.

This anon is desperate for more Altaïr/Al-Sayf brothers. So this anon would really love it if someone could write some OT3 goodness. The prompt? Malik and Kadar decide to put on a show for Altaïr, and by that I mean they casually shove Altaïr aside and make out with each other in front of him. I don‘t care who tops and who bottoms so long as Altaïr is the middle guy and the Al-Sayf brothers are more tham eager to pleasure him.

Bonus:

- They tie Altaïr‘s hands during their little performance.

- Al-Sayf brothers give Altaïr a blowjob at the same time.

- Altaïr convinces the brothers to do each other before joining in.

- Frottage.

so, in my opinion, the final scene with Charles and Connor was kind of extremely intimate and not exactly what i was expecting. Charles has pretty much completely given up, both are tired and just ready for this to end, but maybe things don't happen the way they originally planned. what if Connor sees how Charles has given up hope and that Charles is just as tired as he is. what if, right as Connor is about to kill Charles, he changes his mind?

what if he were to take Charles back to the Homestead so he can keep an eye on him while training him to lead a normal life and to be less hateful of everything that isn't Haytham. and what if it works? what if Connor manages to teach Charles how to be a genuine human being and they end up forming a functional relationship that, because this is a kinkmeme, involves sex.

Charles obviously has the potential to be a good guy. for all his attempts to get Washington fired, Washington still named a fort after him and really respected the guy. so what if Connor starts to see a little of what Washington once saw in him and forces Charles to be that guy instead of the racist douchebag Connor knows him as. and then maybe Charles can start to see Connor the way he saw Haytham.

As it says on the tin. Suggestions for roles (not all the them have to be in there) below:

Ezio - charming cashier and delivery man, can also pipe icing pretty well and handy at repairing cakes that get damaged during delivery. Sweet-talks the brides.
Ratonhnhaké:ton - chocolatier (specialises in gorgeous replicas of animals and flowers)
Desmond - crazy cake maker with the best flavours in town
Altaïr - fondant, royal icing, gumpaste decorations, the more awe-inspiring, the better
Malik - pastry chef (his Danishes will melt in your mouth)
Maria - bread, bagels, pretzels
Leo - builds the displays and rigs for the mad cakes they make (think Ace of Cakes and Cake Boss), tends to tag along with Ezio on deliveries, also designs cakes
Kanen'tó:kon - does the bookings (it also makes Ratonhnhaké:ton happy to have his friend around)
Lucy - Cupcakes and very chic, contemporary wedding cakes! Also focuses the team when they're getting ridiculous.
Shaun - does all the research for the cakes, the guinea pig for Desmond's experiments
Rebecca - Leo's assistant for rigging, fixes the ovens, handy with the airbrushes
Claudia - the part-time book-keeper (obviously), but also still in high school.
Al Mualim - owns the place, former national award-winning baker but now retired. May or may not be going bankrupt or selling corporate information to the Templars.

And their competitors are the Templars, who run a bakery called "Baker's Crusade". Haytham is obviously not pleased that his talented son is working for "Masyaf Bakery". Robert de Sable owns the "Baker's Crusade", but Haytham has a large share in it and Robert has a weak heart. Cesare is the perfectionist, Sibrand is the paranoid baker, Hickey does the rigging (and gets into the brandy), Lucrezia runs the front of house, Charles does the booking, etc.

...I think this got out of control very quickly. Mix and match, pick and choose - nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Templars/Thomas Hickey, power bottom

Modern Day Hospital AU

Amnesia crossover

Kadar/Haytham????

Altair/Malik TW: Interalized homophobia

Connor, Sexy Badass

Giovanni is best assassin father

Independent/Red coat AC3MP

Oh God, that wasn't clean straw

Templars/Pitcairn

Connor/Clipper, omegaverse

Louis Mills/Haytham; flirting, rough sex

Haytham/Thomas Spanky-Panky

Ezio/Doctor

Bathtub Sexy Times... Featuring: Haytham Kenway

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