Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
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Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I'm playing through AC2 for the first time, and I started it up earlier and found out that I'd somehow lost a pretty significant amount of progress. I had been in Venice, but now I've been bumped back to the middle of the assassin tomb in Forlì. I'm not too upset, and I guess now I get to re-play the part with the Leonardo hug, but...so many side-quests to replay! Has this happened to anyone else?

Anyway, my prompt.
I'd like to see a description of the last few minutes of a guard's life before they get stabbed in the back/front by Altair's or Ezio's hidden blade, and/or what the courtesans think about That Weird Guy who hires them all the time but doesn't ask them to do anything but follow him around and flirt with the guards.

[(Anonymous)]

Ouuu, that's actually really interesting. May have to fill.

I don't know...

[(Anonymous)]

Taken directly from another prompt's comment thread: Perhaps bound and forced to watch as the "adults" play?

In other words Salai is tied up on the floor, forced to watch Ezio having his way with Leonardo. For what reason? I have no clue, but any anon is free to try and explain it if they feel so obligated.

Bonus points:
If sweet, peaceful Leonardo is the one who tied Salai up.
Salai is completely turned on, but without use of his hands attempts to hump the floor to relieve himself.
If after all is said and done Leo and Ezio leave Salai as is.

Re: I don't know...

[(Anonymous)]

oh, ohgod. i. i was hoping someone would prompt this. because... i might have to do it. give me a week.

AssCreed/Terminator

[(Anonymous)]

"My name is Ezio Auditore, and if you're listening to this, you are the Resistance."

RUN WITH IT, ANON. :U

Re: AssCreed/Terminator

[(Anonymous)]

I feel really dumb, but this prompt made me think of Ezio sinking into the lava with his thumb up, like the last scene of Terminator 2, saying "I'll be back" with the cheesy music in the background.

Oh, I love this prompt.

Er ...

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio has a fragile relationship with someone who is either really younger/older than him (male or female; doesn't matter) that is gradually strengthening; however, it turns out that age disparities do matter, and problems arise ...

So, basically, Ezio and his lover conquer problems that arise from a medium to large age gap relationship, and prove Machiavelli and the others wrong, that their relationship IS possible.

Re: Er ...

[(Anonymous)]

Oooooo, if I didn't have so much stuff writing I'd TOTALLY fill with this with some Ezio/Giovanni Borgia (AC: Project Legacy) because there's like 39 years age difference between them.

Monster

[(Anonymous)]

I was playing AC2 today and my sister was watching. I kept on killing guards and giggling as I did it! She then looked me straight in the eye and said, "You're a monster."
The prompt:
I would like Ezio or Altaïr going off and killing just for fun. It reaches unhealthy levels! Leonardo or Malik sees this and is horrified.
Cue "come back to me! I know you're not a monster!!" sex :)
PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!

Re: Monster

[(Anonymous)]

Omfg yes please!! Secondeding like a mother fucker!!!

DESMOND GOES ROAR!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, so I want to see protective/vengeful Desmond.

The team gets attacked and the Templars (or whoever) have kicked their asses.
But they threaten/hurt Shaun, so Desmond goes berserk. Maybe Altair or Ezio takes over, or maybe Desmond himself goes super saiyan or whatever.

But he kills everyone....and then takes care fo Shaun or something. (obviously, Des/Shaun)

Yes? Yeees? Come on, Anon! My heart and soul will be yours :)

SECONDED

[(Anonymous)]

You had me at super-saiyan.

OMG I GOT IT!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Altair turned ~dark & eval~ by the Apple.
Ezio must save him (and himself)...WITH HIS DICK!

...hush you, it makes sense :|

Re: OMG I GOT IT!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

...Not really.

Save this kink anons

[(Anonymous)]

Seems lately that this kink has been in a bit of a funk lately. The posters coming down from the assassins creed-high. Not enough fillers, all that jazz. Well I bring you a prompt that's sure ( probably not) to bring people back.

Desmond/Rebecca/Shaun- Persuasion
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Shaun wants to give the animus a go, a desire to relive history fueling him. Desmond and Rebecca feel he's not up to it, that he couldn't take it. However, Shaun has a way to 'persuade' them.
Bonus points for a shocked Lucy walking in with everyone's breakfast or some other random ass thing.

Re: Save this kink anons

[(Anonymous)]

There *might* be a surge of activity a week or so after PC players have finally finished playing.

Seconding for Shaun + animus.

A really werid idea...

[(Anonymous)]

Bear with me well I ramble for bit. So I was think the Apple is an obvious plot device that has untold amount of uses right? So this got me thinking... what if some on either side of the war found it. And while examining it in wonder the Apple reacts to the person's inner yaoi fangirl and gives the person a DVD of Ezio/Altair/Desmond threesome goodness. Said person then decides to share the goodness by posting it on the Internet under the title everything is permitted... The result is all the yaoi fangirl and fanboys now support the creed... Because they have hot guy on guy action...

I'm not quite sure where I'm going with this... but could someone please write me something to this effect??? I really want that threesome...

I'm a horrible person

[(Anonymous)]

Cesare finds out about Leonardo's little rendez-vous with Ezio and imprisons the artist for good.

Ezio to the rescue.

Ezio to the rescue sees Borgia guards, bonus for the involvement of Micheletto Corella, tying Leonardo face down on a Spanish donkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooden_horse) and having their ways with him.

Ezio loses it.

you're not the only one

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding with gusto, offering first born that I'll never have, etc etc!

A Personal Crack Pairing.

[(Anonymous)]

So, I have just started searching around this place, and I realized that you guys are pretty open to crack pairings. So I thought this may be the place for me to get an awesome fic of my favorite crack pairing; Rosa (The theif from AC2) x Machiavelli.

Yeah, it's crazy, I know, but maybe Ezio brought her to Rome or something where she met Machiavelli, and their differences in class - him being a politician and her being a theif - made them attracted to each other. And since Ezio doesn't know, they have to meet in secret. Make it romantic, make it smutty; I really just want it to be sweet if anything.

TL;DR After Ezio brings her to Rome, Rosa takes a liking to Machiavelli.

Re: A Personal Crack Pairing.

[the-everbright.livejournal.com]

I don't even care about Anon, man. I second this with the power of a thousand burning suns!

La Volpe of course figures out that Rosa's crushing BAD, and he's like 'don't go there, you'll get your heart broken.' And La Volpe is having his own ethical crisis because he thought Mach was the snitch for most of the game, so Volpe kind of owes Mach the benefit of the doubt, BUT it's MACH. Who knows what the hell his feeling are, man?

Angst, Comedy, Romance! Prompt has potential!

.

[(Anonymous)]

Requesting a fic involving depression and comfort, it can be Malik/Altair or Leo/Ezio. If Malik/Altair, then Altair depressed off his ass because of the crisis at Solomon's temple and begging Malik for forgiveness. If Leo/Ezio, then (somewhere around AC2) Ezio arrives at Leonardo's workshop, butthurt because the loss of his brothers and father was too great where he cries his eyes out in Leo's arms and eventually falls asleep in them.

Either one of those plots, or anything else.

Bonus points if ultimate fluff is included (but i mean ultimate fluff as in so much fluff that it'll kill me D: ) and/or romantic sexy times in the end. xD

Re: Fill. Refugio [1/?] Leo/Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

The day felt strange somehow. Leonardo went about his business, bought his supplies and met with people who had expressed interest in a painting but he found himself unable to shake the dark feeling weighing on his mind despite the sun shining so cheerfully upon the city. It wasn't until he reached his workshop that he got a hint of why everything was off. The hidden blade sat on his worktable-it hadn't been there when he'd left.

“Ezio?” he put down his things to walk deeper into the building but found no other traces that the assassin had visited at all. Perhaps it is in need of repair? The artist picked up the bracer housing the weapon and tested the mechanism. Perhaps not. Other than some dried blood flecking the front part of the emblem he saw nothing wrong with it. His day, it seemed, could only get stranger.

He could not have gone far without his blade. Why would he leave it? An assassin couldn't be found if he didn't wish it so Leonardo didn't try to search him out. Ezio always sought him in his time of need and surely this time would be no different. In any case he had work to attend to that couldn't wait much longer to be completed.

So involved was he in his sketching that he didn't hear the door open and shut. Only the footsteps across the floor made his hand pause. He turned almost immediately, charcoal still poised to draw in his hand. Ezio's face hid from view under the white hood, Leonardo found himself focusing on the endless shadow cast by the material and wishing he could see more than the down turned lips. The way the broad shoulders sagged caught his attention after that. Something is wrong. After only a moment of hesitation the assassin held the sculptor in a tight embrace.

“Ezio. What has happened?” he didn't wait to return the hug-Ezio rarely initiated them. There had to be something of great importance that had caused a change in his behaviour. His shoulder was weighed down by the other man's head a second later, followed by the arms dropping to his sides.

He is not answering. It didn't take long for worry to take hold. Had there been bad news? Or had the brunet suffered a serious injury? He patted his friend's shoulder in the hopes it would provide some measure of comfort.

“Leonardo...”

“Please, tell me what has happened, my friend. Is your mother, Claudia, Mario all well? Do you need something?”

“Frederio. Today he would be...”

“Mi dispiace, Ezio,” he held him tighter, knowing without having to be told anymore that today was the older brother's date of birth. Maybe that had been why he felt odd the entire day-Maria had mentioned it in conversation but Leonardo often found keeping things like dates in his mind difficult. Of course Ezio would find such an occasion difficult to endure. He noticed a second that that his shirt felt wet.

“I have killed Uberto but it has done nothing,” the deep voice cracked and he felt a stab in his heart. What could he tell him? Everything wouldn't be alright-not the way Ezio would have hoped anyway.

“I will make you a drink, sit and we will talk, yes?”

Ezio pulled away to walk to a chair next to Leonardo's work area which he fell into heavily. The crying was mostly silent but when he looked over the artist could clearly see the tears falling then spattering on the other man's knees like droplets of rain. Even a few feet away is too far. Leonardo retrieved the wine quickly and held the cup out, then put it down on the floor when Ezio didn't take it, staying knelt on the floor of his studio. If he could only see the brunet's face instead of that of a weapon, an assassino then he could say the right thing to make him stop crying Leonardo was sure.

“Even if I fight, it will do nothing. My brothers are gone. My father is not coming back. My mother has not spoken since I told her.”

tl;dr

[(Anonymous)]

So for some reason I like Altair being terrible to Kadar and having it be about Malik. >.>a I think this is similar to some prompts that have been up before, but I'm not sure if the specific details I want have been prompted/filled, so I'll just go ahead.

I'd love to see a pre-game fic where Altair is at the height of his self-absorbed asshole-ishness...but not self-absorbed enough to miss that under Kadar's admiration/hero-worship is passionate, helpless infatuation. And since Altair happens to be plagued by constant, furious desire for Malik, who won't give him the time of day without berating him about something (god why is that so irritatingly hot, he wants to gag that scathing mouth by just shoving in--), he decides to use Kadar as a substitute to relieve his frustrations.

Key point - he makes no secret of this fact and Kadar goes along with it anyway. And Altair doesn't let him forget who it's really about for him for a single moment during the heated affair - hissing things along the lines of 'I bet your brother would be better at this/look better on his knees/moan prettier, give me a moan that sounds like he would, no wait, insult me first', and covering up Kadar's soft blue eyes with one hand as he pounds into him and pants 'Malik, Malik, damn you', etc. Bonus points if to his embarrassed shame all of this just turns Kadar on even more - Malik's presence/reaction to finding out optional. 8)b

....Fff, I've really thought this out too much, huh. >.>a

Re: tl;dr

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding! Do want, do want!

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[(Anonymous)]

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Gamer night

[(Anonymous)]

So this is total crack but this Anon is craving the Ass creed boys to have a gamer night and play themselves in their corresponding Assassin's Creed games and totally suck at it.

Bonus Points if Ezio comments about how unflattering the digital character of him is.

Mega Ultra Bonus Points if Altair and Malik are play together and Malik is able to play it better with one hand than Altair can with two.

Supreme Bonus Points if you can work in some kind of slash, into such a gen prompt.

Take all bonus points?

[(Anonymous)]

And if we throw them all together and Ezio fanboys over Altair and ends up whupping both Malik and Altair, do we get to take the cake and eat it, too?

:)

[(Anonymous)]

After eating a whole jar of Nutella, my crazy brain started to get sappy and came up with this:

Ezio is the high and mighty son of the great Giovanni Auditore (a.k.a a formidable banker), but he never really knew real affection and depth because of the superficial rich-boy-who-gets-whatever-he-wants life he was used to. One day, he's just strolling along, and he happens upon a turtle that was about to be eaten by large bird (LOL); he didn't know why he did it, but he saved it and took it home. Michelangelo, one of his friends who is too fiery to fall into the shallow lifestyle of debauchery and glamour, notices that his pal is acting wierd and actually wants to go back to his villa instead of partying. They hang out, and stuff, and there at Ezio's room in a ornate glass bowl, is a turtle.

And then, Michelangelo teaches Ezio about friendship and sappy stuff through the turtle, and they raise it together until it was big enough to go back into the pond. (Mikey realizes that Ezio is actually a very overprotective and concerned turtle!papi.)

I actually don't mind slash between these two; just seeing Ezio grow a little in character is what I want. And character cameos are always very welcome.

Whew. <3

Re: :)

[(Anonymous)]

With his friend being Michelangelo, and with Leonardo being in the game, I am suddenly picturing teenage mutant ninja turtle assassins. I now desperately want this.

Ack

[(Anonymous)]

"MERDA! MY BALLS!"

Can a random anon draw/write something according to that line, please? Preferably, the scene being in the middle of a fight with guards?

Mini(crack!) Fill

[(Anonymous)]

"Merda! My balls!" Ezio cried, falling to his knees with a look of pure horror on his face.

"Oops," Petruccio smiled nervously and Federico laughed beside him, ruffling his youngest brother's hair.

"Don't worry, fratello, Ezio will recover," Ezio glared at him in response to the statement, teeth grinding and fists tightening.

"Tell that to my poor balls." He held up the bits of blue rubber, "I told you to be careful, Petruccio," his resolve weakened at Federico and Petruccio's combined puppy looks before crumbling entirely. "But I suppose I can always buy some new ones," he ignored their grins of triumph.

----
I'm sorry, OP :'D I really couldn't help myself with this one.

Torchwood/AC Crossover?

[(Anonymous)]

Soooo, this anon has been watching an awful lot of Torchwood lately (SO MANY MAN KISSES :D :D :D) and has been craving a little Captain Jack Harkness/Ezio action....or anyone action for that matter. Man'll shag anything gorgeous enough.

Love a little dominance battle with Ezio and Jack, though. End up taking turns topping maybe?

Re: Torchwood/AC Crossover? CRACK MINI!FILL.

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio grunted as he strained against the grip the so-called "Captain" Jack Harkness had on him. He ground his teeth and looked at the man. His face was red, and Ezio couldn't help but smirk at the light sweat Jack had worked up. He chuckled and adjusted himself getting ready for one final push. They were both breathing heavily. He heard Jack grunt as he gave way just a little, and it was all Ezio needed to turn the tides.

Jack's arm went slamming into the table, and Ezio laughed.

"I have come on top, Harkness. Now release Leonardo or I will ravage your Ianto instead."

Ianto rolled his eyes near Leonardo's holding cell. The man nodded.

"Men like that just never quit, do they?" Ianto said, sparing Leonardo a sympathetic glance as Jack came over to let the artist out.

Jack grumbled. "I'll win the next arm wrestling match."

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I hope anon doesn't mind this, but the idea was too alluring for me. XD

Has this been done???

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know.

I want asexual Altair being pursued by someone (preferably not Malik as there's a lot of Malik/Altair already) while he is totally not interested in such things. They end up great friends or whatever.

It can even be one of the future assassins, Ezio or Desmond (assuming the magical!Apple keeps him somehow immortal or whathaveyou).

But yeah. Basically badass, totally not interested in sex Altair angstily loved by someone (bonus points for Ezio or Desmond, but doesn't have to be. Can even be an OC)

DO EEEEET!

Re: Has this been done???

[(Anonymous)]

Looks very interesting. Hopefully, I'll post a fill for this later on, OP.

I will DO EEEEET. :D

Ladders. What are they?

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it's just me, but whenever I'm running towards a ladder Ezio somehow always misses it and instead climbs the wall right next to it. Or, after struggling to jump-climb my way up a building, I notice there was a ladder just out of view I could have used. It's like Ezio's allergic to ladders or something.

Art or fic fill, I don't care. I just want to see Ezio dicking around with ladders, either not seeing them when he needs one or being too stubborn to use one like a normal person. Bonus points if someone sees him and is confused by why he isn't taking the obvious easier way up the building.

Re: Ladders. What are they?

[(Anonymous)]

haha i love this, this happens to me all the time! seconding!!

HAP-py Assassins

[(Anonymous)]

Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland meet Desmond Miles and Shaun Hastings.

Bonus points if Shaun and Des find our they're the personifications of their nations, and both are proud.

Extra super bonus points if Shaun already knew.

Re: HAP-py Assassins

[(Anonymous)]

FFFFF--- I NEED THIS. SECONDING.

time for some rarepair

[(Anonymous)]

Rauf/Damascus Rafiq

Anon, I'd love anything involving both the training guy who bothers Altair after every mission and the pottery making Rafiq in Damascus.

Re: time for some rarepair

[(Anonymous)]

UHHH yes plz.

ROT MY FUCKING TEETH.

[(Anonymous)]

This anon's been feeling depressed and frustrated lately, so if I could get some fluffity fluff fluff, I'd really appreciate it.

So um, would someone be kind enough to write Altair actually initiating affection and wearing down his lovable tsundere boyfriend Malik into cuddle times? Any time period is fine, so long as there's affection and Malik being tsuntsun before breaking down and going all deredere.

I feel like such a weeaboo putting it that way, but "tsuntsun" and "deredere" describe those moods best.

Re: ROT MY FUCKING TEETH.

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh this anon would totally love that too. :( ♥!! Seconding like burning!

Uhm...Avatar (The Cartoon Not The Movie) = Assassin's Creed...?

[(Anonymous)]

(Sorry, this is going to be long.)

I know, I know there's a lot of prompts left unfilled but...I seriously cannot get this out of my mind. So...

I was thinking of what if The Templar are the Fire Nation and The Assassins or the rest could be the elemental nations? It doesn't necessarily have to follow the original plot. There could be some added elements from the AC plot (could include the Apple in the story). I haven't really thought about how to distribute the AC characters with their Avatar counterparts because I was too caught with the idea of either Altair or Ezio being the last of the Airbenders :3

(But I can't help but think of Leonardo as a possible candidate for that part. I mean, Aang = energetic, fun, has a flying contraption...? Hmm...but then again Ezio could play that part - Leo could make the flying contraption for him. Or Altair could play the part sans the fun and energetic personality and instead he's smug, indifferent - maybe a tad bitter because hello, he wakes up to realize he's the only one of his clan left?)

Heck, or just throw AC1 and AC2 characters together for more crazy fun.

So far, I was thinking...

Fire Nation Cast:

Ozai = Al Mulaim or that Borgia pope
Zuko = Cesare or Robert De Sable ? (I think Cesare could pull the emo
character better but yeah...)
Azula = Lucrezia or someone else you guys deem better fit for this role
(incest included here still? Uhh...it's up to you guys)
Iroh = ...Uncle Mario...?! or Al Mulaim if not the Pope too

The Good Guys:

Aang = Altair/Ezio...okay maybe Leonardo
Katara = Malik/Ezio/Leonardo
Sokka = Kadar/Fedrico/Shaun
Toph = Rebecca/Rosa
Jet and his gang = Could be Antonio and the Thieves guild
Suki = Could be Lucy but I can't help but imagine this to be Desmond (...okay so maybe because I want him to be paired with Shaun.)

- I would want for La Volpe to be included but I can't seem to decide which part he should play...

Momo and Appa could be themselves (I imagine Altair saying "Yip! Yip!" makes my heart squeal... X3 )

TL;DR - Assassin's Creed version of Avatar: The Last Airbender with either Altair/Ezio/Leonardo (yes him) as Aang. Pairing(s)could be Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo and with a side of Shaun/Desmond.

MY BURNING HEART (AND ANUS) WILL FOREVER BE GRATEFUL IF SOMEONE CAN PULL THIS CRAZY MOFO OFF. :3

How set are you on the roles?

[(Anonymous)]

While I'm not entirely sure who would go where in the Fire Nation, I could totally see Desmond as Aang - ie, the Avatar who ran away, the naive one who gets possessed by previous Avatars when things go badly. . . (Featuring Altair as Roku, Fire Nation, sort-of cause of the war, and there for Malik to glare angrily at.) That would make relationships nice and messy, though!

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio, one day, decides to shave his butt, as usual, and suddenly, a robber named Altair breaks into his home and somehow slams into the other. Ezio thinks Altair is his long lost cousin who was scheduled to visit him soon (poor Desmond), and welcomes him; Altair just goes along with it, in order to not get caught, but much to his chagrin, he is actually made to live with the guy ("Cousin, here is your room. Why the hell do you have all black on? I thought white was your favorite color?"). Yet, a strange relationship develops, and Altair realizes that he doesn't want to leave ...

YES PLZ

[(Anonymous)]

Ahahaha. I just loled at 1:30 am in the still darkness. It echoed.
SECONDING!