Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

Like a virgin...

[(Anonymous)]

While out browsing new cars today, I had an idea for a prompt.

AU, teen Alt/Mal, 

They start off as friends, one of them gets a car, and they go driving together.
And then they end up losing their virginity to each other in the back of the car ;) Up to the writer if it is initiated with alcohol or not.

I'd prefer not too much angst, just something sweet and sexy :)

Extra points if they go home after and Kadar gets all smug and suspicious. Because I love smug!Kadar.

Much, much love to any writers who fill my humble request! <3 <3

Re: Like a virgin...

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds awesome!

Seconded! <3

[bluesasarai.livejournal.com]

i loved this story soo much! :D i wish there was more of it, love love love! <3

[(Anonymous)]

Un-anon and misfire? /waits for a fill

Malik being a fucking badass.

[(Anonymous)]

One thing I've noticed about this kink meme is that Malik is often depicted as the snarky one, with no real power to back it all up, against Altaïr who can be somewhat idiotic, but has the good old assassin skills.

well...

Have we all forgotten what happened at Solomon's Temple? Altaïr basically leaves Malik and Kadar to die, and what happens?
Malik manages to kill all of the Templars, escape from Robert de Sable, ride all the way from Jerusalem to Masayf (which as anyone who has played ACI knows, is not a short ride) and bring Al-Mualim the piece of Eden.

All whilst bleeding profusely from a completely unusable arm.

So.

We need more badass Malik against Altaïr.
My request is the two maintaining their competitive streaks with each other, trying to outdo each other at every possible moment of the day, between Altaïr's missions, when he has a free moment, whatever. Races, let's-see-how-many-guards-we-can-kill competitions, save-the-most-citizens competitions... you know what i'm getting at.
Romance is not required, but is certainly not discouraged!


(btw, has anyone ever wondered how exactly malik manages to get in and out of the bureau with supplies and only having one arm? my admiration for him knows no bounds <3)

Re: Malik being a fucking badass.

[(Anonymous)]

THIS.

ProtoCreed but with GIRLS

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to see Dana, Rebecca, and Lucy be BFFs. Dealing with the guys must be trying at times so I wanna see some Girl Time. Doesn't necessarily have to be femslash but I won't argue against it. Just wanna see the girls being... well, girls.

As for the guys, let them be totally awkward/aggressive to each other since Alex is a tentacle monster, Desmond is a bar-tending assassin, and Shaun's a dick.

My kingdom to the writer!anon that fills this.

Re: ProtoCreed but with GIRLS

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, god. Dana would be all over Lucy and Rebecca from moment one, "My brother is an idiot! Help me!"

And, much to his confusion, every single male he's consumed will rise up and scream, "Plotting women in groups! Run!"

...why you do this to me OP?

[(Anonymous)]

Requesting for either Cesare/Michelotto or Cesare/Perotto.

Smut or not up to anon, preferably some mention of manipulation.

[(Anonymous)]

I filled the last two requests for Cesare/Micheletto and would love to do another, but this anon is going to wait and see if anyone else will pick up the prompt before claiming it--just to give someone else a chance :D

Is Forgiveness Truly A Sin?

[(Anonymous)]

Pairing: Altair x Malik


All Altair Ibn La-Ahad wanted was to be forgiven. He wanted to shed this guilt he had suffocating him; choking him. He wanted Malik to look at him with warmth again. To call him "Brother" without a sneer. But what Altair wants more than anything is for Malik to care for him again. Unfortunately, Malik is less than inclined to help him with anything. But could a life or death situation involving Altair change Malik's perspective? Could a feverish mind lay to rest all the anger Malik has?


(Anon wants Altair distracted by his guilt enough that he is injured/drowned enough to possibly die please. And as the title suggests, I want Malik to ANGST like hell. Questioning himself, doubting his harsh words, what would Kadar think...etc.)

(It doesn't have to have sex or smut in it, but I would like a kiss between the two at some point please. :D ...and hey if you incorporate sex in it, you win the internet.)

Re: Is Forgiveness Truly A Sin?

[(Anonymous)]

THIS. This needs to happen.

Double Altair = Double Fun

[(Anonymous)]

Altair uses the Apple to make a clone of himself. Then he fucks him like there's no tomorrow.

Come on, we all know his ego is huge enough to do that.

Re: Double Altair = Double Fun

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason I really love selfcest. It is HIGHLY amusing and I second this A LOT.

overprotective big brother Frederico

[(Anonymous)]

Sooo going back to AC2 at the first scene where Vieri throws a rock at Ezio's face and all that fighting...

What if, as Vieri and his group fall back, Frederico sees him (Vieri) making eyes at his little brother (Ezio)? And so big brudder goes and teaches Vieri a lesson (no sexytiems, just instilling pure FEAR, because that's what real big brothers do)!

I just like to see big siblings protect the younger ones :>

Re: overprotective big brother Frederico

[(Anonymous)]

Do want please!!!

One of Ezio's female recruits confides

[(Anonymous)]

to Ezio that she was raped by Borgia guards. I want to see your take on Ezio's reaction to this. please keep this one Not smutty and Not romantic.

sappy, I know, but if someone doesn't write this, I'll end up writing it, and procrastinate even further the other things I'm filling. Sigh

Re: One of Ezio's female recruits confides

[(Anonymous)]

This is completely badass.

moar disney!

[(Anonymous)]

I have noticed the plethora of disney crossovers and I would like to add one more and of course it's Alt/Mal why would you guys think any different?!?! You big sillies.

ANYWAY

Beauty and the Beast. Or more like Grumpy and the Beast but whatever.

Malik is beauty/grumpy and Altair is of course Beast! :DDDD

Add any other characters you want! Maybe Robert is Gaston? lol And Malik had to save his brudder from the evil beast and so he took his place.

o3o

Re: moar disney!

[(Anonymous)]

THIS.

If I wasn't working on so many prompts, I would fill this in a heartbeat.

God, someone please fill this!

Anti-Disney

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sick of all this Disney.

Give me gore, give me screaming, give me tears and swearing and breaking bones.

Give me Desmond going batshit insane and going on a serial killing spree. I want him fapping over mangled bodies.And then I want the Assassin team finding out and having to try and find a way to control him...

Give me Ezio trained and lethal deciding that instead of killing Rodrigo straight out, he's going to rape and kill his children right in front of him.

Give me Altair, drunk on the Apple, seeing lies and deception and enemies everywhere trying to get the piece of eden... give me him beating Malik to a bloody pulp for trying to take it away from him, then fucking the lesson into him where the brotherhood could see them.

I don't care. Any or none of these scenarios. Just something really ugly and brutal and bloody.

Please, anon, the sugarsweetness doesn't suit me at all!

Re: Anti-Disney

[(Anonymous)]

Well, they're better than Disney. Mostly because ANYTHING is better than Disney.

[(Anonymous)]

Noncon La Volpe + Il Lupo

with La Volpe on the receiving end.

Fill: Animals (1/1)

[(Anonymous)]

(sorry, this is probably not what you wanted)

Masks are everywhere.
During carnivale, they are in plain sight. Once a year, you see birds and fish, dogs and cats, clowns and kings - all in plain sight on the streets.
The rest of the year, the masks stay hidden. They are on everybody´s face, but they are so perfect that you don´t recognize them at all.
But a few men dare to show them regardless.
La Volpe runs on the roofs of Roma, proudly showing his mask.
He wears a mask, he wears a fake name and everyone sees it.
The Fox is a legend, a sly thief, unique, mysterious.
But lately, he has been less unique than he would like to.
There is a new animal on the streets: il lupo, the wolf.
La Volpe rolls his eyes at that one. The big bad wolf, fierce, powerful, brutal.
And the wolf is on the hunt.

If il Lupo would remember his lore correctly, the fox always outsmarts the wolf.
Well, almost.

La Volpe is on his way to the Isola Tiberina when he notices someone following him. His pursuer is good, but still not as good as la Volpe. La Volpe merely speeds up, climbs faster, jumps higher and is soon out of reach.

The next time, la Volpe is on his way back to the Volpe Addormentata when he sees his pursuer again. He grins. This man may dress like an assassin, move like an assassin, but he is far away from being an assassin. Volpe drops into a cart full of hay and loses him instantly.

As they say, three time´s the charm.
La Volpe curses himself. Why has he not stayed true to his namesake? The fox is smart, cunning - and he himself has relied on his speed and stealth alone. He really is getting old, he should use his brain more often.
A heavy body pins him down, hot breath in his face. A vice-like grip on his wrists, a blade at his throat. There is nothing beneath the hood except blackness and those eyes. He understands now, why this man has chosen the wolf. He is strong like a wolf, mercilessly, dark. The wold leans closer, as if to sniff la Volpe. As if he were prey. He grins and for a second it looks like he´s bearing fangs.
"Got you," he growls in a black, husky voice. Still he leans closer and then his lips meet la Volpe´s, stealing a rough, short kiss. La Volpe feels chapped lips, the rough scratch of a beard and it´s almost like coarse fur. The wolf pulls back and smiles.
Volpe smiles back. "Has the big, bad wolf finally gotten the old fox?"
"If you knew the old stories, the wolf never wins," he releases la Volpe´s wrists and places his hand on either side of his face, still smiling. "But during the hunt, shouldn´t the wolf have a little fun?"
Volpe smirks, grabs the hood and pulls Lupo into another rough kiss. Feral.
Tonight, they are like animals.
Because, la Volpe has seen that underneath the wolf´s mask is still just a man.

Ezio and Claudia Bonding

[(Anonymous)]

Because they really don't do it enough in-game, despite that they're last two Auditore kids left. And because I noticed that during Claudia's initiation in Brotherhood, Ezio makes it very clear that she's following in their father's, Federico's and Mario's footsteps and he seems rather proud to finally bring her into the fold...yet it's never mentioned again? Especially considering Claudia's apparently years-long simmering annoyance at being left behind to fend for herself back at Monteriggioni.

How about the two bond after the assassin initiation ceremony? Maybe they hit up a tavern, get a little tipsy and silly and all sweetly nostalgic for how far they've come all "that which doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Nothing too sad, but still acknowledging that they're assassins and they're literally half the family they used to be. Bonus points for their mom chiming in or making an appearance.

Re: Ezio and Claudia Bonding

[(Anonymous)]

I may have to take this. I'm so behind on my other fills, though. What to do? This prompt sings to me.

DUBCON ANIMUS SEX

[(Anonymous)]

Shaun. Fucking Desmond while he's in the Animus. I don't care, just fill this.

COOKIES if Desmond is sort of awake during this too, but when he gets out he remembers nothing and Shaun pretends like nothing happened but he's secretly hurt that Dezzy could never feel the same way.

TL;DR (seriously it was so short) DUBCON SHAUN/DES, WHILE DES IS IN THE ANIMUS.

Re: DUBCON ANIMUS SEX

[(Anonymous)]

So I usually don't like stuff like this, but this is pretty hot, so seconded!

Friday the 13, but you know, AC style

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, my first post, and it's an odd (for me) request! I usually shy away from OCs in my fandom, but this could get pretty OC-centric (depends on how it goes) and I am quite cool with that in this case.

The Scenario:
-In Brotherhood (this isn't really a spoiler) Shaun sends an email to Lucy asking if he can use Baby for a short Sunday session when the gang has nothing else to do on the schedule. Shortly after this they ramp up Desmond's sessions to include Sunday ("if he's up to it" - yeah right, like he really has an option), and as far as I know, Lucy never responds to this email. What if she doesn't shoot him down? Enter Past!Shaun!

The Situation:
-Friday the 13th, 1307, Phillip the Fair (King of France and professional douchehammer) quite thoroughly crushes the Templars. Why? Cause they were awesome bankers and Phillip was way in debt to them (did I mention the bit where he's a douchehammer?)
-But we all know better, Assassins were definitely behind that! So lets see some of what the AC world does best, made-up, slightly plausible history, featuring a Desmond(!)Ancestor!


Helpful(?) Guidelines:

-In AC2 Shaun says he's not a born Assassin, let's stick with this. He can easily be a contact, or one of Phillip's inner circle that gets corrupted (*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*) by Desmond(!)Ancestor. Or, you know, anything else.

-I did a bit of (bullshit) maths and the Desmond(!)Ancestor would be roughly 6 generations removed from Altair. This would place him approximately at 35, if you use the first-born. Younger might be better for the 1300's tho?

Bonus Points if you work in some serious trauma for Past!Shaun that Modern!Shaun has to deal with. h/c (with sexy times if it's workable) in the past AND future? Damn! We just might win some internets that way!

*Since offering my first born is probably actually a discouragement (and this is kind of a complicated request), I offer a counter-fill of Write-anon's choice? C-can I offer that? Is that in the rules? Oh what am I talking about, Everything is permitted!

Re: Friday the 13, but you know, AC style

[(Anonymous)]

Against my better judgement of taking on something that I know will end up as long as this, Anon is intrigued.

While this writefag cannot guarantee that I will finish anything of substance, I'm going to at least give it a shot. I'm trying to work out the ancestry and dates of it all right now.

Hopefully I'll have something for you, dear requester.

Sexy rich sociopaths!

[(Anonymous)]

I've been binging on episodes of Boys Over Flowers and now I need some AC boys being F4-esque (sexy rich sociopaths who lord over their lessers with a combination of fear and admiration). They can be high schoolers or businessmen or really in any clique type situation, I don't really care.

As far as who is in the F4; my only requirement is Cesare because he is already a sexy rich sociopath!

All my internet kittens for the anon who tackles this!

Re: Sexy rich sociopaths!

[(Anonymous)]

*manic laughter* do want do want!!!

[(Anonymous)]

I need some kind of Daniel Cross/Subject 16 after reading the last issue of The Fall. Let's have some psychotic sex in here!

Want to throw Desmond in there too? Go ahead and make my day.

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't read anything from The Fall but I'm SERIOUSLY surprised by the stark lack of any Daniel Cross ANYWHERE on these kinkmemes. I mean, he's as much of an assassin as Desmond is. He should get some attention to; so for that, I second this. This anon wants more Cross in their life!

Claudia is a 40-yr-old virgin

[(Anonymous)]

Mario kept her under lock and key, fearing Ezio's wrath if he didn't.

The girls at the Rosa in Fiore decide to put things right, and give their madam the loving (read: long, slow fucking) she needs.

Re: Claudia is a 40-yr-old virgin

[(Anonymous)]

OH GOD
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

FABULOUS OP.

Shimeji Takeover! :O

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so I recently downloaded a Leonardo shimeji, and I was really disappointed when I couldn't find a Desmond or Shaun one.

I want Shaun to have a Desmond shimeji, and Desmond sees it. XD Whatever happens after that is up to anon!

Re: Shimeji Takeover! :O

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Assassins Inception

[(Anonymous)]

I request an Inception crossover!

I'm thinking:
Cobb =Altair
Mal = Malik (lol)
Arthur= Ezio or Desmond
Ariadne = Leonardo or Lucy
Eames= Shaun
Saito= La Volpe
Yusef= Machiavelli
Fisher jnr= Cesare 
(Feel free to change/modify these!)

They could be incepting Cesare's mind or randomly extracting secrets from a Templar, go crazy writeanon!

Re: Assassins Inception

[(Anonymous)]

ohmyGOD I WANT TO FUCKING HUG YOU.

/inceptionismyotherfandom

ALTAIR/EZIO -- I WILL LOVE YOU FORVER & EVER

[(Anonymous)]

Time travel/crazy malfunctioning Animus/whatever.

Fanboy!Ezio can't believe he's face to face with the great Altair.

AND GO! (pretty please?)

Re: ALTAIR/EZIO -- I WILL LOVE YOU FORVER & EVER

[(Anonymous)]

Yesss, there's not enough of that pairing!

MOAR ANTONIO PLEASE?

[(Anonymous)]

Can we get some more Antonio up in here?

How bout a Antonio/Leo/Ezio sandwich? Use your ~imagination~, you brilliant bunch.

Soooooooo

[(Anonymous)]

How about another prison AU fic? The one on page 21 with AltairxMalik is NOT ENOUGH (WHO OUT THERE AGREES WITH ME?!!!! I haz a boner!).

I humbly request a specific thing in the fic, though; anon would like there to be a minimum of six character cameos (simply because she loves the number 6, LOL), and something to do with dropping the soap in front of a hoard of NEKKID, horny menz (who are dremaing of ass).

Please~

Hurr

[(Anonymous)]

OP from that other prison!prompt here, and even though I feel greedy for it: SECONDED!

O.O

[(Anonymous)]

Mafia AU.

Except, it's different; now, in the previous meme, it was based on the Italian branch, with Ezio and Feddy going about, but this time, I want it based on ALL the sects.

Particularly, I want WARFARE. Nikolai pops shit with Cross, Altair is the head honcho of his family, and ...

YOU KNOW.

STUFF.

And Desmond is the unfortunate Domino's pizza guy who comes in at the wrong time and place?

GO WILD.

Re: O.O

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god I want this. I want big bad mob boss Altair totally owning the shit out of some novices (ezio and federico) and omg yes on Nikolai!!!

I basically second all of this prompt please!!!

[(Anonymous)]

I want this like a fat man wants cake. But OH DEAR GOD LEOOOOO. ;____;
You will continue y/y? ... please? *hopeful look*

Hahaha

[(Anonymous)]

This is a pretty funny misfire. XD The fill would be so hilarious.