Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

EZIO/ALTAIR BFFs

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio/Altair -- FRIENDSHIP

Ezio has taken to talking to Altair as if his ancestor is really there...and he swears he hears him back.

Real Altair or not, or Ezio just getting too lonely, IT'S ALL UP TO YOU!!
Just want to see tired and all-alone-in-a-world-full-of-strangers!Ezio.

ANGST PLZ!! LOTS OF ANGST.

Re: EZIO/ALTAIR BFFs

[(Anonymous)]

You know, I could really see this happen as Ezio gradually comes to absorb more of the Apple's knowledge; in fact, I bet Ezio also turns immortal, and when he does, he just walks over to Altair and says, "Hey, old man. Wanna talk this over magical, imaginary tea?"

Damn Homophobes

[(Anonymous)]

Had a pretty messed up encounter today and it was this in a nutshell: I was called a faggot in another language (behind my back) for being a too friendly with my friend in public... despite me being nice to said-person's child.

I want an AU of either AltairMalik/EzioLeo/WHATEVER pairing in a similar situation.

EXAMPLE
Have PostGame!Altair being called a fag in English and tries to ignore the insult with Malik (who doesn't know the language) next to him but he can tell that Altair's offended but is holding back from ripping a new one to the homophobe. Only reason he's not going through with it is because of that tenant of not harming any innocents and the child is present.

OR

Have Leo being called a fag in French and tries to ignore it since he gets jabs like this all the time. Make Ezio also realize something's up and demands to know and possibly have (non-killing) revenge on said-asshole, but not in front of the child.

etc etc. I basically want the homophobe to learn their lesson that being gay =/= wrong and it's not a bad influence to children.

Re: Damn Homophobes

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding because this is a superb prompt.

And I'm so sorry that happened to you, OP :(
People like that have a lot to learn.

Desmond is a fucking dork

[(Anonymous)]

So in my headcanon Desmond is probably the biggest dork/nerd/geek. I mean he's kinda stranded w/out society till he's a teenager at the least, I imagine he's done just about everything he can do, just trying everything out seeing what he likes. And it turns out he likes gaming; now, not video games. I'm talking table games.

I want Shaun (being the super geek he is) making some passing comment about Magic: The Gathering and Desmond gets all "can you play?". Now, since Shaun is a super geek he'd of course know how to play and they get decks (somehow, up to the anon) and ends up getting his ass kicked by Desmond and left totally flabbergasted. It can be any game you want it to be, doesn't have to be Magic, it just can't be a video game.

tl'dr: Shaun challenges Des to a table top game and gets his ass handed to him and is seriously surprised.

This is supposed to be a stupid/funny prompt. So no sex or Shaun/Des please!

Re: Desmond is a fucking dork

[(Anonymous)]

Magic:TheGatheringPlaying!Anon seconds this. Seconds this SO HARD.
Bonus points if Desmond busts out an Alpha edition Black Lotus.

movie star AU

[(Anonymous)]

Altair is an multi-nominated, multi-winner Oscar holder and a bit of a cocky actor. Malik has been in the acting business for some time too, but isn't as famous, and he somehow lands a part in a blockbuster action movie with Altair.

SHENANIGANS ENSUE. Snarky lunch breaks, bitch fits, paparazzi dodging, red carpet glamor-- do whatever, anons!

Optional scenario: They are stuck acting out a scene where Malik has to peck Altair on the cheek as an in-character joke (no big deal to the actors) but everything else on the set experiences technical difficulties, so they have to shoot the scene over and over again.

Cue Malik gradually turning the peck into something a little more intimate with each take until the two of them are practically making out. Director keeps filming because he knows that sort of shit will be hilarious in the blooper reel and dvd commentary.

Re: movie star AU

[(Anonymous)]

OMFGGGGGGGGGG

Yes.

Anything else?

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so let's say that the AC order is really corrupt, like MAFIABUTMOARANCIENTTIMEZ corrupt.

So, here's the scene:
Altair, the Grand Master, nonchalantly fucks a very drugged Malik in his chair while a novice gives a daily report. I'd like anon to make Altair seem like it's nothing, as if he didn't have a naked man riding him in a daze.

...

Okay.

I'm done (is nervous).

Re: Anything else?

[(Anonymous)]

Hnnnnnngggggg~~~~ Anon, I am aflame with desire for this prompt to be filled. Don't be nervous

Acceptance

[(Anonymous)]

So, this OP has a rich history of 'would-be' and quite possibly true Templars in the family. Their mother graduated into a religious...cult for lack of a better word, called 'The Crusaders', her great-grandfather was a Grand Wizard of the Freemasons, there is a large section of her family who seem to just disappear from the face of the earth throughout history, with possible links to secret societies of the corrupt kind and a rumour that OP is descended from Lionheart himself (who though seemed to be oblivious to the Templar plot, did hire them).

OP is very saddened by this, as she does not want to be of Templar blood. Boohoo.

Therefore OP was hoping some wonderful anon would cheer her up with a nice fic about Maria and her change from Templar to Assassin at Altaïr's side, and how she was accepted, never mind her Templar roots.
OP will give copious amounts of internet love, gold and gratitude in return!

TL;DR OP is a Templar but doesn't want to be and would like some AC:1 Maria up in this meme being accepted into the Assassin Order.

Re: Acceptance

[(Anonymous)]

don't knock an illustrious ancestry, I wish mine were that interesting.

ALSO SECONDED FOR LOVE OF AC:1 MARIA

FOOD PORN

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by this awesome misfire & fill:
http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19704.html?thread=3622648#t3622648

I would like Desmond, Ezio, and/or Altair to fuck food. Maybe Desmond finds a delicious, unattended cake. Ezio humps a plate of warm spaghetti. And for Altair... well, hummus is both delicious and smooth. Sexy or funny (or both!)- it's up to you.

Bonus points if they are caught by their sidekick.

Misfire!Anon says....

[(Anonymous)]

THIS. Is perfect. :'D
How does one misfire create such an amazing prompt? I should misfire more, if this is what comes out of it.
If someone fills that, I am prepared to offer a thousand flaming internet-cakes of LOVE. Srsly.

I see red ... totally

[(Anonymous)]

All righty, so, I was just curious about WHY there is not a single prompt about Nikolai in this meme.

Sooooo

Requesting Nikolai timez here, in which this sexy Russian mofo finally finds "the woman" or "the man" (a.k.a., his soulmate ~haha, I sound like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite~). And at first, he's resistant, because he's a casual no-strings-attached kinda guy, but then ... happy pigeons with trumpets come out.

Oh, Lawd. I canna explain this mess.

tl;dr: Nikolai finds his soulmate.
(BPs:

Soulmate is not Russian, so they kinda have a communication problem; Nikolai kinda speaks whatever language the other is used to, or vice versa.

Soulmate is a simple person, an average human, who is not badass, extremely beautiful, and has every single male or female falling for them. ~b/c I like OCs to be like an everyday person~ I actually would like it if said person was a farmer or a person of trade.

Nikolai finds himself doing stupid shit as he passes time with him/her, and unknowingly enjoys it.)

Gahhh.

Hope I'm not marring someone's brow with this request.

Re: I see red ... totally

[(Anonymous)]

Omg yes Nikolai!!! I want this just cause I lack this! Anon seconds!!

CreepyStranger/Innocent!Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

I get the feeling that when Desmond escaped the Farm, he was very, very vulnerable as he would have zero streetsmarts.

I want to see him getting deflowered in the nastiest way possible while it still being consensual.

Re: CreepyStranger/Innocent!Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

I cannot possibly tell you how much I want this.

Everything isn't just what we think it is

[(Anonymous)]

AU, please.

Maria is the perfect poster wife, mother, and daughter. Everyone thinks that she and Giovanni are the perfect couple with the perfect children: dining high class, wearing the best of the best, owning expensive cars and villas.

Maria Auditore is the wife of Giovanni Auditore, a wealthy banker with the most successful of "businesses".

And she hates it.

She hates how confined she is, knowing that she has to be so fake, knowing that the world sees her for only her facade; she hates the mistresses Giovanni has and how it's allowed, the gossip, the superficial elements, how she barely remembers her old self.

She hated it all.

Until she meets HIM.

Altair Ibn La-Ahad, a man who barely "broke" the ties that bound him to the life of assassinations and the Creed, moves into Italy to lay low while chaos is being sorted. He had been betrayed by Malik A-Sayf, a man he had thought to be his sworn brother, and wanted to forget the death of his wife and children, even if it meant that he was to leave a life of luxury and class. And one day, he runs into a certain woman (w/e scenario writer!anon wants it to be).

Maria is intrigued by this stranger, and they become fast friends; Altair knows who she is, as the wife of "The Banker", one who everyone in the underworld of corruption knows, but she knows him as the man who knows a lot about philosophy, and the one who rekindles a sense of hope within her. And soon, she falls for Altair, and vice versa.

And they try to run away, or ...
something.

I zunno; writer!anon can make up the rest.

Grazie~

Re: Everything isn't just what we think it is

[(Anonymous)]

Anon would like this, because it sounds like a Nora Roberts book that she read before. :>

Hahahahaha, if someone fills this, I will do a tribal dance

[(Anonymous)]

One day, Altair walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey: Got any grapes?"

Malik said, "No, I don't have any grapes; I only have lemonade, you dick."

(You know you want this.)

Re: Hahahahaha, if someone fills this, I will do a tribal dance

[(Anonymous)]

ohmygodsomuchloveFORTHISPROMPT

Ezio finds the kink meme.

[(Anonymous)]

And faps furiously to the thought of Leonardo upon reading a prompt.

Bonus points if Leonardo catches him and finishes the job.

Re: Ezio finds the kink meme.

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio fapping?

Haha. XD

Now, that itself is the perfect LJ icon.

Altair/Malik - Thank you, thank you! I'll be sure to repay this kindness, I swear it!

[(Anonymous)]

I like to think of the vigilantes as Altair's bros. So, how about one day, they notice that Altair is kind of upset? They get concerned and do some snooping around or something and find out that he has a crush on Malik, but he thinks his feelings are unrequited, and Malik thinks the same thing too, but they're too oblivious to notice. And so the vigilantes decide to help them out.

tl;dr - the vigilantes decide to set up Altair and Malik.

I don't really care how it goes down, I just need a lot of fluff anons!

Re: Altair/Malik - Thank you, thank you! I'll be sure to repay this kindness, I swear it!

[(Anonymous)]

Omg yes please yes please!!!

Guys...

[(Anonymous)]

I want this to happen SO MUCH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Vf1yOSQEY

Any characters! But let's be honest... certain Assassins probably think they're a lot stronger than their artistic, academic, or handicapped friends. And maybe they deserve it.

Punch in the Face [1/3]

[(Anonymous)]

writer!anon was bored/really didn't want to write a paper, so they wrote some drabbles. Sorry if they're not very good/long/funny. =P

Prove it

"Impossible!"

"It's true! Admit it!"

"Map-making and working in this bureau has not made me soft!"

"I highly doubt that, brother," the assassin almost sounded as if he were spitting the word, "You have not been on a mission in months, nor have you had anyone to train with. How can you possibly maintain your strength, this way?"

The Dai of Jerusalem rubbed one of his temples irritably. There was no talking to a fool. The two assassins were in Jerusalem's bureau, during one of Altair's redemptive missions. He supposedly wanted his rank back as soon as possible, and yet the arrogant man still managed to find time to bother the one-armed Dai with his antics. They had been speaking for all for three minutes, and he could feel a headache coming on, already.

"I have plenty of strength left in me, though why a fool like you should care is beyond me," he said through gritted teeth.

The demoted master assassin crossed his arms stubbornly, "I don't believe you."

"'You don't'...!"

Malik was about to give Altair one of his patented death stares, the kind that sent actual novices running and screaming for mercy, when an idea came to him. Slowly, his stormy frown morphed into a serene smile.

"How about I prove it to you, then?" he suggested, motioning for Altair to come closer to the counter.

"How?"

As he cautiously took a step towards Malik, Altair raised an eyebrow, but uselessly, since it was hidden by his deep hood. The corners of his scarred mouth turned down when he saw Malik extend his hand to him.

"I'll arm-wrestle you," Malik said, an unfriendly smile on his lips, "I bet I could push your arm flat onto this counter in less than 30 seconds."

"Please," Altair rolled his eyes, but again, Malik couldn't see it. The younger man extended his own arm over the counter, "I'll give you a full minute, and you still won't be able to do it."

"We shall see," Malik shrugged, gripping the fist that Altair made, ready to teach the idiot a lesson, "Three...two...one...now!"

Altair flexed his arm, just as Malik began pushing down on it. He suppressed a grunt at the unexpected effort he needed to use; the Dai had not been lying when he said he still had a little strength left. Malik looked to be concentrating hard, all his attention on trying to force Altair's hand to the wooden counter. But, although his arm was shaking a little, Altair noted with some satisfaction that his hand was not even an inch nearer to the surface than it had been in the beginning. He allowed himself a smirk; the fool was going to lo-

THWACK!

Suddenly, Altair flat on his back, stars floating around in his vision and nose stinging. What the hell...?

At the sound of Malik's laughter, the assassin leapt to his feet with a snarl, unconsciously bringing out his hidden blade.

"You bastard! You let go of my arm!"

"You clumsy oaf!" Malik cackled, before calming himself and giving Altair a condescending smile, "Why did you punch yourself in the face, novice?"

Nuh uh, ya dikkk

[(Anonymous)]

Altair wants to fuck Malik.

Altair goes to fuck Malik.

Altair is about to fuck Malik.

Altair realizes that there are no more condoms.

Malik freaks out.

And steals condoms from

ROBERT DE SABLE.

(Lol; imagine attempting to run with a boner between your legs. You ladies realize how much that fuckin' hurts?)

Re: Nuh uh, ya dikkk

[(Anonymous)]

You ladies realize how much that fuckin' hurts?

Probably about as much as running down stairs with period-ache tits and no bra.

But that doesn't mean I don't want to see Malik running around with a boner. ;D

Bowling

[(Anonymous)]

Two options here:

1) Altair making fun of Malik bowling with only one arm. I don't care if you add more characters, but I just want Malik being all pissed off and then kicking Altair's smug ass!

2) Someone getting fucked by a bowling pin. Yeah. That.

Re: Bowling

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit seconding, and tentatively suggesting combining those. Getting fucked by a bowling pin would be creative payback for Altair's teasing.

You might freak out about this ,,,

[(Anonymous)]

All right, so, nothing is true, and everything is permitted.

Right?

Many frown upon this, but I am in a three-way relationship, and we (m/f/m) are completely happy and loyal to one another, and I am completely happy with this relationship. So, if you choose not to ... condemn(?) my status, you may read my simple request.

(This might be a little ohlordwhatthefuck for you guys, but, oh, well.)

We love sex; we have sex. But these days, work is being an outright bastard, and by the time I come back to my flat, they're already knocked out, sleeping away, most likely after certain "activities". And I was (and still is) getting kinda jealous of my man squishing my girl to his chest.
And I'm ...
You know, kinda out there.
(There's only so much a hand can do, guys; yeah, cringe, but it's the truth.)

So, I would like to request a threesome fill, in which all of them are completely sated; I don't care if it's not sex. I just want to see contentment, with no one feeling left out.

(Damn. I'm blabbing, but I can't help it; nine more hours of work to go ...)

Re: You might freak out about this ,,,

[(Anonymous)]

Ménages à trois actually fit this fandom beautifully, imo.

I mean, I can't personally relate in the slightest but I'd love to read a fill.

"S-S-Si?"

[(Anonymous)]

Modern day AU, in which Ezio has to take a phone call while his apprentices rim him and marvel over the contours of his body (particularly, his ass).

Re: "S-S-Si?"

[(Anonymous)]

O god, o god o god this is Fucking Perfect. Anon does not DO AUs. Anon is very confused. Anon has no time. FUCK.

Damn, not this again.

[(Anonymous)]

I know, I know; it's bad to think like this, but anon cannot help it.

See, anon has small breasts; she doesn't really think much about it, now that she's older, but sometimes, when there's too much time on her hands, or whatever, she notices how ... her chest is not very prominent.

Thus ... dun, dun, dun.

Any male character assuring that his lover's breasts are beautiful, and that it doesn't matter (I prefer Cesare, that bad little monkey, but who am I to complain if it's a sexy man?).

(I'm blushing, I know. Just ... bear with me.)

Re: Damn, not this again.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't be embarrassed! That's an adorable & excellent prompt.

Seconding!

[(Anonymous)]

See, I know Ezio is a total playboy who thrives on sex, but I don't really see him as the DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY type (c'mon, fivesomes don't really count as anything.)

But he gets cocky because he KNOWS he's good in the sack.

Until Bartolommeo comes and shows him what FUCKING NAUGHTY is. (Yeah, Mr; show him yer cock!!! Do eeettt)

All By Myself

[(Anonymous)]

"Sometimes, when I'm alone, I think of you and finger myself."

This anon needs some one saying this line to their partner and then the partner's reaction.

:9

Anon prefers Alt/Mal, Ezio/Leo and La Volpe/Machiavelli.

Re: All By Myself

[(Anonymous)]

I second for La Volpe/Machiavelli we need more of them! Moooooore!

Firnze the lost empire!

[(Anonymous)]

ANON NEEDS THIS LIKE SHE NEEDS AIR!!!

I saw a disney fill on the first meme and would love to see assassins creed 2 as "Atlantis the lost empire" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantis:_The_Lost_Empire

Milo=leo
Kida=Ezio

everyone else= up to you

I encourage gam crossing like almualim as cookie >3 lolz! But he'd probably fit more as Mr. whitmore What ever, tis up to the anon. Just please make it funny, fun, and preferable lots of sexual tension that may or may not lead ot sex, sup to anon lol

A million interwebs if anon includes that adorable interaction between milo and kida about her VERY hard to pronounce name :3

Re: Firnze the lost empire!

[(Anonymous)]

LOVE THIS IDEA!!!! Please if someone would do this, I would love you!!!

Ideas that go with OP anon:
Apple = crystal
leviathan= Easter egg octopus?

Ezzy/Cristina? :(

[(Anonymous)]

This anon just finished Brohood with all the synchs and finally finished all the Cristina memories. Oh god she is depressed like a bitch and it's not even funny because it's that time of month too.
And then she revisited her 2008 music muses, the Click Five, and found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2VnIovHI1Y&NR=1
which in her opinion is TOTALLY Ezzy and Cristina's theme song.

So anon basically wants a song fic; if writer!anon isn't up to listening to it (do so though, even if you're just a driveby!anon, it's really quite sad) stick to this:
"Don't, don't let me go,
don't make me hold on
when you're not,"

E.g. none of the later Cristina memories happened, like the Carnevale onwards, and Ezio is basically giving Cristina a choice of whether to let him leave or stay. And Cristina's like all bitter about it so she's like go avenge your family blah blah blah BUT COME BACK TO ME because I will love you FOREVER!~

Then Ezzy leaves and is entirely like "K I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX UNTIL YOU ARE MINE AGAIN" blah blah blah.

Fastforward the next couple of years and Cristina is getting married to Vieri (fuck his death, I loved him so much) and Cristina apparently lurves him so too, and totally forgot about Ezzy for the time being, so when he visits her he expects her to be like "who are you" etc. But when he does get there they have forgiveness sex and promise to love each other forever BUT she won't stop marrying Vieri. Cue Ezio and the dramatic choice of a lifetime: abandon Cristina or save her.

Writer!anon's ending of choice.

TL;DR: Ezio/Cristina songfic of the click 5's don't let me go.

I kind of would write this on my own but I'm juggling three major papers, a defense and Philosophy midterms in a week D:<

let's go, anons! <3

Re: Ezzy/Cristina? :(

[(Anonymous)]

Could you do us all a favour and take some Naprogesic instead?

Hackers are hot.

[(Anonymous)]

Possible brotherhood spoilers ahead, just saiyan`.

So, for some reason I can't get Erudito out of my mind. It's rather probable that he's subject sixteen, but in my head, he's some... smug genius hacker, possibly leading a whole organization on his own.

And so, I'd love to see some Erudito x Desmond. Maybe they'd meet when Desmond has some time to roam around Monteriggioni (awwyeah10minutes), or perhaps they'd exchange mails? I don't know, but anything with Eru, from smut to simple conversations would make me more than happy. <3

Re: Hackers are hot.

[(Anonymous)]

Just saying he also appears in Legacy, and he is totally the best messages to get cause then you know some badass shit is about to happen. I second this cause I totally agree; Erudito is fucking awesome!

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[(Anonymous)]

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Re: HD porn photo, BDSM, Adult dating,free adult cam chat

[(Anonymous)]

Oh you spam!

This needs to be filled!