Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

Website going down

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, inspired by the possibility of Y!Gal going down, lets have one of the modern assassins hyperventilating because their favourite site went down. It can be a porn site, a humour site, whatever. All I want is the panicking, the possible tears, everything that happens when you suddenly can't access your favourite site.

(Y!Gal needs a new system administrator, otherwise they're going down on Valentine's day)

FILL: We're Going Down!

[(Anonymous)]

"No no no no no!" Desmond's frantic voice starting rising from the extra computer he sometimes used when he wasn't in the Animus.

"Oh what is it now Desmond?" Shaun, being closer, was the first to get up to check what the panic was. And what a panic it was, since Desmond wasn't thinking of the fact that now everyone could see the site he was looking at. "What the 'ell Desmond!" Even Shaun could see that the preview icons on the left side of screen featured drawn naked men with penises erect or in activities together.

"Y-ygallery! Its going down! That can't happen! How else am I going to get my Ezio, Altair, and even Alex Mercer goodness!" Desmond slammed his hands against the desk. "They need a site administrator, I'd do it but I'm stuck down here!" Was that....near tears in his frustrated voice? "And on Valtentine's Day of all days! The day that a man needs his yaoi picture porn!"

The room was well....silent. That was until Rebecca spoke up. "Hey Desu, you do realize that its April, right? Y!gallery is fine~ Hey, did you see the art by Doubleleaf? It's totally wicked~"

Giovanni/Lorenzo with a Twist

[(Anonymous)]

Giovanni and Lorenzo are attracted to each other. The twist is, Gio won't do anything because he respects and loves Maria too much for that. So when Lorenzo comes on to him, he gently but firmly rebuffs him.

Re: Giovanni/Lorenzo with a Twist

[(Anonymous)]

YamiB666 practically wrote that a few days ago. http://yamib666.tumblr.com/post/2940117170/its-too-hot-for-this-nonsense

Mama Leo

[(Anonymous)]

Ok so, i may have this off since i havent played brotherhood yet but i would love to see fic of all of ezio's assassins staying at marios villa and leo being like den mommy to them and they even call the itallian for mother <3 lol

Bonus points if shirtless ezio is training with one and hurts them and leo helps him (or her lol) and is motherly and sweet and that REALY turns ezio on and he jumps him and drags him to their room :P

Re: Mama Leo

[(Anonymous)]

DERP I fail epicly

* A fic

* like A den mommy

=W=

Leo/ezio

[(Anonymous)]

To this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KINalKIo-_8&feature=related when ezio is being sung about IT FITS SO FUCKING HARDCORE!!!

Bonus points if the other guy mentioned is vieri de'patzi (Yes i know i most likely spelled that wrong :P)

Captcha: Neglect

omfg this thing CAN see the future :O lol

Incest is good for you

[(Anonymous)]

Anon is a sick person and want to see Giovanni/Ezio/Federico threesome.

Maybe Giovanni walks in on his sons having fun and just joins them?

Re: Incest is good for you

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded with the burning power of charizard and every other fire based character in history

Rafiqs

[(Anonymous)]

So, I've seen forces goading Altair into action, but I want to see the three rafiqs having philosophical/pottery/mapping/what-have-you meet-ups, and the Damascus and Acre rafiqs noticing something off with their youngest initiate's temper and goading him on to patch things up with Altair for once.

Basically, I want to see some Damascus/Acre rafiqs in here, because they are so darling. ♥ Please, anon?

Re: Rafiqs

[(Anonymous)]

WHOA HEY Didn't realize there was a super-similar request a few pages back, ignore this!

[(Anonymous)]

This is a very silly request and I am a very silly anon and I hope this doesn't make me too obvious-- ANYWAYS

Modern day thing with the multiplayer characters; they're getting Valentine's cards, chocolates whatever (I know it's not for another couple of weeks but better to start these early like the previous anon said). Courtesan's very popular being offered dates from every single other class, but she's completely uninterested. Thief then steps up to the challenge and starts flirting outrageously with her.
Stubborn Courtesan eventually gives in because the other classes weren't nearly as pretty with their words.

Bonus points for mentioning Officer in some manner, and super quadruple multiplier points if Thief manages to outright seduce the Courtesan for delicious sexytiem.

[(Anonymous)]

seconding if Thief is an awkward derp about said flirting initially c:

captcha: estrappo <-- I think it's trying to chip in with some ideas for the prompt too!

Amnesia

[(Anonymous)]

So I just had this idea. Altair (somehow) gets amnesia and doesn't remember anything except stuff that's reflex/muscle memory (meaning he can still kill the shit out of some shit). Malik takes advantage of the newly disadvantaged assassin.

Go!

Re: Amnesia

[(Anonymous)]

Like a sexy gay Bourne Identity without the conspiracy?

[(Anonymous)]

Anon was hoping someone would be interested in writing a fic focusing on the scars. Because the scars are sexy. Lip scar, all the other scars... Have fun with the scar worship...

Ezio/Leonardo is prefered, but anon is also more than okay with Altair/Malik. Heck, twice the scars with that one!

Minstrel raep

[(Anonymous)]

Anon knows shes a sick puppy but I NEED THIS!!! D< it NEVER fails, no matter where I am OH HAI THAR *Random incoherant song* ASKLFMJOKLAISu90890

but one time a minstrel ran in front of me and i was next to a group of "courtesians* (I didnt know i was) so all i saw was the minstrel and heard one of the girls say "mmmmmm nice muscles bello" So I thought the mistrel said it (deep voiced court) So I was like "oxo............RAEP BUTTON!!! >D" but then i figured out it was the girl :( But.....WHAT IF IT WASNT!!!!! >D

Bonus points if the minstrel afterwards smirks and goes "Hmmm, posso disturbarti più spesso padrone bello della lama" :P

Leo dick healing

[(Anonymous)]

*beats head against shame desk* I CAN EXPLAIN!

Ive noticed the gaurds like groin shots and that kinda pissed me off. So what if when ezio went to visit leo he was limping due to a particulary bad hit and leo notices, asks, is told and asked to take a look ezio thinking he can find a salve or somethin and............"soothes" the wound >3 WITH HIS MOUTH!! xD Ok ill go back to shame corner lol

Bonus points if ezio is shocked and his blades come out sticking him to the table efectively trapping him (xD WTF ME!?)

Bonus BOUNS points if leo looks up whipes his mouth and goes "Better caro mio?"

:P

Re: Leo dick healing

[(Anonymous)]

Thisthisthisthis....!!!!

*continues to chant off into the sunset*

Malik's Golden Pipes

[(Anonymous)]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe no one's written this yet: http://community.livejournal.com/nothingtrue/101127.html

Pretty sure I saw one for La Volpe or something, but damn it... Malik's VA can actually sing, therefore it's forever canon in my mind that he's got this hidden talent.

So prompt time: One day, Altaïr hears singing in the halls of Masayf. He comes across Malik, who is singing to himself in the gardens, reminiscing about Kadar. Altaïr doesn't want to interrupt since he's both stunned and moved by Malik's voice, so he stays hidden but Malik's aware of his presence anyway.

Later on, Malik confronts him about "spying" on him and decides to humor Altaïr with a serenade. Sexy times is up to writer!anon.

TL;DR - Malik has a beautiful singing voice, which leaves Altaïr breathless.

Re: Malik's Golden Pipes

[(Anonymous)]

Passerby!anon youtubed the singing and found this in addition to the above link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGCGVrOukSU

and then googled lyrics and translation: http://www.arabiclyrics.net/ayda-al-ayoubi/Asfour.php

...and now I'm all choked up at the thought of Malik singing T.T Heartily heartily seconded :D

Giovanni/Vieri

[(Anonymous)]

I don't even know why but I'm suddenly craving this.

Kink is uh... Age difference? Giovanni dominating the hell out of a protesting but enjoying it anyway Vieri? You decide! |D;;

Re: Giovanni/Vieri

[(Anonymous)]

I like where this thought is going. Seconded.

Leonardo/Ezio and the most amazing BJ ever

[(Anonymous)]

PWP, lovies.

What's the difference between this prompt and the billion others before it?

I'll tell you.

In this one, Leonardo has trained Ezio so that he can jizz just from giving head.

I'd love it if anon's fill shows the first time Ezio manages to cum just from having Leonardo's cock fucking his throat.

Humping Leo's boot is delicious, but something the artist considers 'cheating' and must punish.

Re: Leonardo/Ezio and the most amazing BJ ever

[(Anonymous)]

I am writing this, because it's the hottest thing since sex I've ever heard.

AC/Full Metal Alchemist AU

[(Anonymous)]

Malik and Kadar used to have another brother, who was adopted into their family and died for whatever reason. When they try resurrecting him using the Human Transmutation circle, Kadar dies, Malik loses his left arm, and Altair the homunculus is created.

Of course, Malik hates Altair for taking the form of his adopted brother and taking Kadar's life, but Al-Mualim (still leader of the Assassin’s, or the Führer, depending on what ‘verse the writer wants) starts using Altair as a weapon, so Malik is forced to put up with him.

It’s up to the writer what to do with this scenario, if they want to write snippets or give the plot a full story. I do request, however, that later Altair shows signs that he want to gain his humanity back and Malik sees this and tries to help out, against Al-Mualim’s wishes. (Could be gen or slash!)

And I don’t care if it’s set in the Full Metal Alchemist world, or the AC world with added alchemy. I, uh, I just want this really badly. My firstborn for this, all my love, a million points, etc etc. ;n;

Re: AC/Full Metal Alchemist AU

[(Anonymous)]

You are brilliant anon! hope this gets filled!!! O:

"After-school Lessons" 1/1

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Left 4 Dead 2/AC crossover

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think it's been done. Desmond is Ellis, Shaun is Nick, Lucy is Rochelle and Rebecca is Coach. Bonus points for stories about Desmond's buddy Keith Ezio.

ShaunDes pairing preferred, but not necessary if it doesn't float your boat.

Re: Left 4 Dead 2/AC crossover

[(Anonymous)]

One time the army bombed my buddy Ezio... pffftt, not a fan of cross overs but this sounds so freaking hilarious.

The one where Desmond sacrifices himself for Shaun

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't played AC:B yet.. and I haven't quite finished ACII yet, so this might have to be AU, buuuut..

So they were right.. and Abstergo was getting closer and closer. And one day, they arrive.

During the epic fight which I'm sure will ensue, The Good Doctor Vidic manages to somehow subdue Shaun and hold him at gun point. All he wants though, is subject 16. Desmond, who's been pining for Shaun, agrees, and he exchanges himself for the other assassin to go free. Lucy, 'Becca, and Shaun flee to go start making their plan.

Shaun is worried just a little at first.. but then he reminds himself, they'll keep him alive and in good condition, after all, they need Desmond alive for their evil Templar purposes.

But when they arrive to rescue and bust Desmond out of there.. Things are obviously not the happy image Shaun was hoping for. The assassins weren't the only ones who could upgrade an Animus, and Abstergo did so.. This way, subject 17 can be kept tortorously in the Animus constantly in a comatose state, kept alive by all sorts of horrible tubes and IVs. Cue angsting Shaun realizing that Desmond did this for him, and realizing that maybe.. just maybe, being in the Animus is worse than the Templar.

Shaun/Des please, angsty hurt comfort, with Shaun doing his best to help Desmond recover? Long prompt is long, but its what formed in mah head.

Captcha: rewseryp cry

Captcha says one of the two starts crying.

Re: The one where Desmond sacrifices himself for Shaun

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED! So hard! If I was any good, I'd totally write you the epic!fill this calls for, but I don't think I could do it justice.

Altair sammich!

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, anons, Altair being sandwiched between Malik and Kadar. Omnomnom.

Bonus points if Kadar and Malik snog over Altair's shoulder.
Double bonus points if Altair's the submissive one and gets endlessly teased.

Re: Altair sammich!

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDING FUCK YES <3

drunken head

[(Anonymous)]

Anon, I want Malik and Altair drunk off their asses with Altair sucking on Malik's cock. In a room full of people who may or may not be as equally drunken as they are. And Malik should be thinking something along the lines of "This is going to be awkward later, but it feels so good right now." because before this they were just good friends.

Bonus points if Maria is there and she is enjoying the scene just like the rest of us would be.

Re: drunken head

[(Anonymous)]

THIS IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME

Oh Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

So the other day my sister said to-
"Fuck me in the ass and call me Desmond"

Please somebody do something with this

OP

[(Anonymous)]

UGHH::FORUHG:ROWUG;sojbhs;toubsht;b--- OP NEEDS TO GO SIT IN THE SNOW. TOO. HOT. GPOIRWg'oitehg'oteaiuh'ateohtaeh.

OP IS FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT. ;______;

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Wassup, misfire?

MOAR PROTOCREED

[(Anonymous)]

So because of Alex's super special awesome shapshifting powers he can...shapeshift.
Soooo...He should have the ability to change the shape of his tongue... >D

I want Alex to start giving Desmond a rim job and then all out tongue fucking him with his mutant virus tongue thing.

What would a tongue feel like on the prostate anyway? Fucking awesome is what.

Bonus points if Alex makes his tongue a have ridges.

Also, no raep plz. Make Alex and Desu lub eachother.

Re: MOAR PROTOCREED

[(Anonymous)]

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK, ANON. >8D

And this meme needs more ProtoCreed, so SECONDED!

I need some loooove, anons

[(Anonymous)]

I want some Ezio/Leo romance. I mean, really. I want Ezio to be unbearably sweet and Leonardo to fucking cry because his confession of love is so HEARTFELT.

I am dying on the inside for some slow, sweet love-making.

Need this shit like oxygen. I will give anyone who writes this a thousand pixel cookies. Please and thank you x3.

Re: I need some loooove, anons

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God, seconded! The part where Leonardo cries is a must! ;^;

DIET

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, so I'm pretty sure there's like 5 times where Lucy says Desmond is fat in ACB. So my request it that the gang put him on a diet to keep him fit. You can add some Shaun/Des if you want anons, it IS a kink meme.

Bonus points if!
-Desmond gets all grouchy and tries to sneak extra food
-Shaun catches him and promptly tugs him by the ear back to the Animus
-Rebecca fails at trying not to laugh when Desmond is caught
-Desmond complains all the time
-Desmond sees the emails about how Shaun steals Lucy's yogurt or whatever afterwords and hits him on the back of the head like, "Really!? What the hell, man?"
-Shaun says that Dessy is PMS'ing

Re: DIET

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, lol seconded!