Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

oh, the king was just asking for it.

[(Anonymous)]

(( and there goes my kink meme virginity!))

firstly, have a read through this.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll176/tigera_catin/MyCerosDownload.jpg
then have a read through this.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll176/tigera_catin/Untitled.jpg

danny just made the huge mistake of acknowledging his fandom. *troll face*
so i think we should give the king some love. he cant expect to be so sexy and go without some porn right?
danny x whoever.
you know you burn for this.

Re: oh, the king was just asking for it.

[(Anonymous)]

I never fail to laugh every time I read this article. I feel bad for a second and then I laugh for fucking hours. Seconded with all the blazing fury of the sun!

Malik's descendants

[(Anonymous)]

Altair has his family lineage, so what about Malik? I want Desmond to somehow meet one of Malik's descendants. They can meet anywhere - a bookstore, a bar, club, whatever.

MEGA BONUS POINTS IF
- they have a scar on their left arm
- they're just as cranky as Malik
- Desmond gets mega nostalgic feelings from being around them

Make it happen! Please, please, pretty please. <3 <3 <3

Re: Malik's descendants

[(Anonymous)]

I want this, please make this happen some sort of writeanon.

"Soothing Waters" 1/1

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Undie Fetish

[(Anonymous)]

AU where Altair has a fetish for silky panties and Malik finds out his naughty secret and has his wicked way with him.

Can I have this plz? :>

Re: Undie Fetish

[(Anonymous)]

I.... WHAT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND.

CLEARLY THIS MUST BE FILLED. SECONDED LIKE WOAH.

there is not enough shaun/rebecca love in this world

[(Anonymous)]

Come on. They spent so much frigging time together, and you know that banter cannot--CANNOT--exist without it being a total cover-up for their insane love for each other. Well, in my opinion anyway.

So, anon! wants fluff, set during the start of brohood, in Mario's office, while Lucy and Des are away. Either Becca or Shaun (megasuperawesome bonus points and the recipe to my super amazing perfect (for real) chocolate chip cookies if its Shaun) thinking that they hear something, because he/she's totally paranoid of ghosts. Cute banter ensues, and teasy kisses. Nothing heavy, writer!anons, just pure fluff. Please?

tl;dr: Fluff Shaun/Rebecca, wherein one of the two are afraid of ghosts.

Re: there is not enough shaun/rebecca love in this world

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like something like this as well! I'd write it for you, but I can't write, LOL. Not literally, but, you know what I mean.
I totally, agree, they are just covering up their love for each other. Have you read the emails in AC:B? Def something going on there!

i feel like this is a weird kink idonteven

[(Anonymous)]

I really love BleedingEffect!Desmond. As such, dearest kink meme, I really want to read fic where his identity is getting usurped. Like nothing else.

He stays infuriatingly optimistic in the daytime, even as his surroundings blend seamlessly into centuries-old architecture. It's only at night, when he's dreaming, that he appreciates the severity of his situation: he has any number of symbolic dreams about Ezio holding him down. Touching him, caressing him, lying to him that everything will be all right, and Desmond isn't sure enough in himself to fight him off.

Dub-con!Ezio/Desmond? Please please please please?

Re: i feel like this is a weird kink idonteven

[(Anonymous)]

YES YES OMG YES

Burning hot

[(Anonymous)]

So, anon here is suffering through a heatwave, hot winds and no air-con. Anon is miserable.

Anon wants the Assassin boys to suffer. I mean, they roam around in Italy or Syria in multi-layered garments, weighed down in armour and then have to go and stab people. And then have to go and either bug an artist for things or get yelled at by a cranky Dai.

I want either Ezio/Altair suffering from heat stroke and getting all wobbley and delirious! Could end in h/c, sexy times in a lake, leap of faith into a bath-tub whatever takes your fancy. :D

Sweat it out!

Re: Burning hot

[(Anonymous)]

Does anon live in Australia? Australianon here is dying from the heat. D8 I might just have to leap of faith into my bathtub, actually.

Anon is clearly mentally disturbed.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear God, but for some reason, this anon wants to read a sounding fic. Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, Desmond/Shaun, it's all good. Anon doesn't even care which of the pair it happens to.

Apparently, anon's friends were right when they said she was going to end up being the kinky one in the group. *is shamefaced*

Re: Anon is clearly mentally disturbed.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh Anon, being the kinky one is never a bad thing. Seconded with a burning fury!

SUPERBOWL

[(Anonymous)]

I will give all my love for an AU with the modern gang as normal people just having a 2011 Superbowl party. Desmond, being a bartender, is probably used to hosting parties and indulges them by making the usual Superbowl foods and drinks (chicken wings and beer, natch), and also letting watch the game from his big-screen TV.

Also Lucy is a hardcore Packers fan. This is a problem, because Rebecca is all for the Steelers. And Shaun is British and thinks American football is dumb (but bonus points if he gets caught up in the game with them--cheering, victory chest bumps, touchdown dances, etc. He ends up rooting for both the Packers and Steelers too, because Lucy and Rebecca can get dangerously loyal about their teams).

Anon would like the story to be gen, but a little Shaun/Rebecca wouldn't go amiss. :>

And! Since this is an AU, I wouldn't mind if Desmond's "relatives" from Syria and Italy are also visiting and hanging out in the background, fascinated and baffled by American football. BUT THIS LAST BIT IS TOTALLY OPTIONAL. I just want to cover all my bases, hurr.

Re: SUPERBOWL

[(Anonymous)]

This anon is a total football freak and seconds this with about a million chest pumps of justice!

Altair/Malik, being dumb and in love

[(Anonymous)]

Anon has had a rough week and begs for something fluffy and sweet to read. :(

I would like to see something post-confession, with Altair and Malik being quietly delighted by their new relationship, sneaking kisses or tiny gifts and things like that. They're aware that they are being ridiculous, and should know better, but they can't bring themselves to care. (And I've read some fics with Altair being the one to give Malik gifts, so maybe this time, it could be Malik's turn to do the giving!)

Re: Altair/Malik, being dumb and in love

[(Anonymous)]

HNNNNGGGG YES SECONDING

Doctor Who/Assassin´s Creed

[(Anonymous)]

I finally figured out who Leonardo reminds me of:
The Doctor, by which I mean his eighth self (Paul McGann)
- pretty? yes
- puppylike? yes
- keen on hugs and physical affection? yes
- freakin´genius? hell yeah!

So, do anything with it:
Leonardo being amnesiac Doctor, or the Doctor deciding to meet Leonardo da Vinci is a splendid idea, maybe the Doctor comes to investigate the matters of the apple (which may or may not mess with the timestream), maybe the Doctor just wants to go for a gondola ride in Venice, maybe Ezio saves the Doctor from something (guard, thief, alien) and brings him to Leonardo...

so, anything goes, really
I´d love you forever if you filled this

Re: Doctor Who/Assassin´s Creed

[(Anonymous)]

I'm eager for a fill, but while you wait, have you checked out this great DW/AC crossover?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/133058/chapters/189989

(contains 11 so spoiler-sih!)

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care how you make this work, but pleeeeease

Alan Wake/Assassin's Creed

Maybe Alan writes really bad darkfic for the AC Kink Meme that STARTS COMING TRUUUUUUUEEEEEE. Or, y'know, maybe Shaun read one of his books once and burnt it, only to find out Desmond is the biggest fan of Alan Wake ever and drags him to a book signing.

you have the stamina of a novice

[(Anonymous)]

So I read a fic a while ago where Altair was a virgin and Malik decided to fix that.

The problem I had was that in the fic, Altair had far too much stamina for someone who managed to avoid even masturbating.

So anon, I want to see Altair as a virgin with shit stamina, coming instantly if Malik so much as touches him for longer then a minute and Malik, upon discovering this, decides to build it up in the most entertaining way possible, i.e. molesting him at every given opportunity. Altair doesn't exactly approve of this since he managed to avoid distracting sex thus far and Malik is ruining it, but he can't exactly fight it since it feels too good.

My eternal love if Anon adds that Altair can't keep back little moans and gasps because he's not used to this kind of attention and part of Malik's reason for why he's doing this is just to drag those sounds out.

Re: you have the stamina of a novice

[(Anonymous)]

YOUR BRAIN, ANON.

*fapfapfap*

The Red Balloon

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, having just written my first prompt for the split-personality!Leonardo, I wanna request this:

I was just watching "The Red Balloon," a 1956 French movie from my childhood, and now...

I want a Desmond/Shaun fic. Where a red balloon is stalking Desmond--I don't care how he finds it. Perhaps tied to a post outside the base? In the city? Anyway, Desmond becomes best friends with said balloon. With lots of snarking from Shaun because of Desmond's new balloon friend. End it with Shaun/Desmond... and lots and lots of balloons. Sexy times or not are up to the author.

Fill, yeah? :D

Tl;dr: Desmond becomes best friends with a red balloon that has a mind of its own. Shaun picks on him for this. End with balloons and Shaun/Desmond.

Re: The Red Balloon

[(Anonymous)]

This........is adorable. Seconding like wow.

Master returns

[(Anonymous)]

YES ANON KNOWS SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH HER NOW SHADUP VOICES~!

Basicly, i have this strange want for SnM shaun/des

I want it to be like 3 years before the abstergo thing shaun and des met and one became the others live in sex slave (its up to the anon who is who) and all of a sudden shaun disappears effectively ending the relationship only for them to be reunited later with the ezio thing.

Bonus points if master is all "*smirk haha hello bitch >:3" and slave is all " O//////[]///////O *blush blush shy shy*"

Bonus bonus bonus mega bonus points if during an animus session the master says something (a phrase that seems normal but actually cals back to one of their kinkier adventures) and it causes the slave ot fuck up so bad desmond get de-synked :P

Re: Master returns

[(Anonymous)]

HOLY SHIT SECONDED

Protocreed plz?

[(Anonymous)]

Another Protyocreed request...

Playing Prototype yesterday made me realize that Alex fails at 'gently brushing' his way through crowds. In fact, he tends to aim straight at people's heads. What I'd like to see is him joining up with the Assassins for whatever reason, and having them try to teach him basic blending skills. (No, Alex! Bitchslapping people is the *opposite* of blending in!)

Bonus points if the girls teach him how to move like a woman (cuz even as a woman, he still runs and walks like a man.)

Re: Protocreed plz?

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED!

What are you talking about, everybody loves Journey.

[(Anonymous)]

Lucy is just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

Rebecca is just a city boy girl, born and raised in south Detroit.

They took the midnight train going anywheeeeeere.

(Anons, I don't even care how you interpret this. Full on AU? Awesome. Something backstory-tastic about the first time they met? Fabulous. Desmond finds Federico's Karaoke Machine in some dusty corner of the villa and the girls bust out with some tunes? Even better. All I want- nay, all I crave, all I desire in the deepest, squishiest depths of my soul- is something with Rebecca, Lucy, and that song. Bonus points for true love, world peace, and all that jazz. Please, make my dreams come true.)

Re: What are you talking about, everybody loves Journey.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, anon? I'm breaking my kinkmeme virginity here and hesitantly filling this. I saw this post when it was first posted, and immediately got an idea, but write-anon is shy about her writings and wanted to see if anyone else claimed. Since no one else has, I'm stepping in, because I hate it when prompts don't get filled :<

So, um, would anon be okay with a short AU? I say short, knowing my brain, it'll go on forever, but a generally, supposedly short-plot AU story? It's the only thing i've got.

Lawdy

[(Anonymous)]

Altair gets lost in Walmart.

Malik is a jackass employee.

Malik this happen, anons.

Re: Lawdy

[(Anonymous)]

Lulz

'Malik this happen'

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme Index // Part 2 Pages 21-30

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Dark Red on White

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen fics where Shaun has a thing for injuries, but never one where Desmond does. Could we have one where Shaun gets injured somehow and Desmond is totally turned on by him being all bloody and bruised.


A thousand cookies and all my internet-babies if at some point Des is marveling over the contrast between Shaun's fishbelly-pale skin and blood

some parenthood shenanigans please

[(Anonymous)]

In a developed Masyaf, with Maria having left Europe-bound and grievances a thing of the past, one of Altair's children (sons, daughters, entire litters what have you) walk in on him and Malik. CUE AWKWARDLY CUTE EXPLAINING SHENANIGANS.

Desmond's Mocked for His Tattoo

[(Anonymous)]

As much as I love Desmond, I'm not the hugest fan of his tattoo, as 1.) It's kinda typical and a little trashy, and 2.) For someone constantly on the run, it seems like a bad idea to get something that would make him easy to identity, unless he sticks to cold climates that constantly requires long sleeves or something.

So I want a fic where the modern crew mocks the tat, especially Shaun (you KNOW he wouldn't be able to stop himself from commenting...) and/or they demand to know circumstances of why in the world Des got it. A bet gone wrong? Maybe he was drunk? I don't care, as long as hilarity ensues.

Re: Desmond's Mocked for His Tattoo

[(Anonymous)]

I bet he just got it because he thought it was cool. He is a dork like that.

Image.Wont.Leave.My.Head D:

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so recently I've watched "The Prince of Persia"... (which I'm pretty neutral about) and omg, the only thing I could think about was the fact that Altair would be a perfect Dustan (or however you spell his name), and Malik a perfect bitching, half-lying princess.

IDK D: My mind is corrupt like that...

So yeah, even a fill with the same basic plot would be fine, as long as it has banter, I loves the banter. And dont make Malik too~ girly.

:D?

Re: Image.Wont.Leave.My.Head D:

[(Anonymous)]

My thoughts exactly! XD seconding sooooooo hard.

sick!anon wants a sick fic D:

[(Anonymous)]

seems like anon caught a stomach flu and now she wants some AC character suffer like she is suffering.
I don't care WHO, but they must be suffering of their sickness completely alone and then someone finds out and tries to comfort them - AND FAIL.

because I'm feeling utterly miserable.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm horrible at wording prompts but I'd like to see Malik giving Altair mouth to mouth resuscitation after Altair accidentally falls into water and nearly drowns. It doesn't have to lead to sex either I just want to see Malik saving Altair and being snarky(with copious amounts of calling him a novice of course)because he doesn't want to seem like he actually CARES for Altair.

Tl;dr: Malik and Altair. Mouth to mouth + Malik in denial of caring about Altair's well being. I uh...I hope I make sense. :'D

[(Anonymous)]

I pretty much love any fic involving Malik being difficult about Altair. Seconded!