Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
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Part 5
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sex pollen

[(Anonymous)]

If you ever go to a comic book fandom (mine being Captain America/Iron Man and Everyone/Deadpool), you would notice that one of the most used ways to get them to sex it up is... sex pollen.

Shaun/Desmond or Altair/Malik. Bonus points of the one who bottoms is the one hit by sex pollen.

FILLED ♥

[(Anonymous)]

Here: http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/20186.html?thread=5895130#t5895130

[(Anonymous)]

Anon is unhappy, and would like some fluffy Vieri/Federico to cheer her up. Pretty please?

Millions of bonus points if Vieri is as enamoured with Federico as Federico is with him.

The Universe clearly is a Fed/Vi fangirl

[(Anonymous)]

YOU. are awesome

Sadly, I can't write shit...
but while we wait for someone to fill this I could draw something? ;w;

Malik's Descendents VERSION 2

[(Anonymous)]

<sup>Original Prompt:
Altair has his family lineage, so what about Malik? I want Desmond to somehow meet one of Malik's descendants. They can meet anywhere - a bookstore, a bar, club, whatever.

MEGA BONUS POINTS IF
- they have a scar on their left arm
- they're just as cranky as Malik
- Desmond gets mega nostalgic feelings from being around them

Make it happen! Please, please, pretty please. <3 <3 <3</sup>


New Prompt:
Would you, dear, awesome, writeanon, be interested to write about Leonardo's descendant? (though, how to work that out because he officially didn't had any kids, is beyond me.)

Write!Anon explains:
The other prompt had far too many comments and LJ was starting to push them back. Anon only wanted to make sure the prompts got filled. So, anon made a new prompt of the new story.

OVERALL: another!anon wanted to see Leonardo!Descendent to match the original Malik!Descendent.

Ghosts of Lives Past [1/9]

[(Anonymous)]

With the new change of scenery, Desmond had hoped that, maybe, just maybe the whole stuck in a chair for ten hours a day would be a bit better. But, it had only gotten far worse. Since the Templar's had decided to kindly ruin their hideout in New York, Lucy had relocated them to Italy. And not just anywhere in Italy, but the long abandoned home of his famous ancestor, Ezio Auditore.

Almost as soon as they arrived, he had been constantly plagued with the memories of the assassino. Some of them had been helpful others had been downright annoying. For example, Ezio seemed to think that Desmond's sex-life was less than stellar. Which meant that, from somewhere in the back of his mind, the little Italian hobgoblin would send near pornographic memories of his exploits.

Frankly, it was starting to get exhausting. There were only so many times that he could disappear to the bathroom to 'take care of a little problem' before the other's started to question. Especially Shaun, the British twat just couldn't seem to drop it.

Only a week into staying at the Villa de Monteriggioni and Desmond had to get out.

To be fair, in his first couple of days, he was more than free to wander around. Which he had more than happily done. Then Lucy started to get e-mails of Templar movements and he was, once more, confined to the inside would. It wouldn't have been so bad had Shaun not decided to steal Lucy's yogurt; that was a whole other can of worms that he didn't really want to think about at the moment.

With his ever enhancing talents, Desmond had snuck his way back out of the Villa. Thanks to Ezio's ever constant presence, he had found a couple secret passage ways. And thanks to his own intelligence, he had thought it best not to inform the others. Now, he found himself back out on the centuries old streets of Monteriggioni. Although, much like another night, he found himself out at a rather strange hour.

He revealed in how the moon cast soft light against the tanned stones. He adored how clear and crisp the air was; vastly different from New York, let alone the Villa. Everything was so open and so totally different. Even if he had seen it over and over in the mind of his ancestor, those weren't his memories. It wasn't his visions.

This view of the Tuscany city was completely and totally his. And he loved it.

In the back of his mind, Ezio was fighting to see the city too. He was most likely punching Altair further into eternity to get to the front of Desmond's mind. He wanted to see his home so dearly. But Desmond fought back. This was the first time, in a long time, that his thoughts were his own.

And he was going to keep it that way.

Ezio/Female Assassin Apprentice

[(Anonymous)]

Looking at some of the pictures of my female assassin recruits, I can't help but think they are hotties and that Ezio would appreciate this.

I would like to request a story of Ezio attempting to seduce one of the recruits, getting rejected (cause, come on - these women are smarter than the average...bear?) and slowly becoming her friend/lover/friend with benefits.

Smutty is awesome, romantic is even better.

Hell, if you made her the baby mama I might agree to bear your children.

Re: Ezio/Female Assassin Apprentice

[(Anonymous)]

Oddly enough, I DO want this. Please fill kind anons.

Malik/Kadar

[(Anonymous)]

With Malik being totally in denial about it and Kadar being like "Oh, come on, big brother, take it easy, I love you too."

Bonus points for Altair knowing all about it and laughing his ass off at Malik's prudery.

Re: Malik/Kadar

[(Anonymous)]

I LIKE YOUR BRAIN, ANON. seconded with the fire of .... hot stuff

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio/Leonardo - role playing as each other.

Except they fail at staying in character and end up exaggerating each other's personalities. Their sexytimes basically derail into laughing at what they're doing, but they're having fun anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

I need this. I'd take it but I'm so far behind on two other fills, so I desperately hope another anon takes this prompt.

My husband and I do this when we argue. Best thing ever to diffuse tension and we end up dying of laughter every time.

Caffeine high!

[(Anonymous)]

For me, desk work is closely connected to drinking coffee. Too much coffee.

Malik is more or less confined to the bureau and his maps.

Arabian coffee + lots of desk work + grumpy Malik = extreme caffeine overdose

This can actually lead to anything. I just want to see Malik on a caffeine high! Interaction with Altair would be great as well (friendshippy, slash-shippy, not!shippy - whatever you want!).

Re: Caffeine high!

[(Anonymous)]

Oh wow... this. I want this.
I think I might have to fill this...

As if this is any different

[(Anonymous)]

But it is.

So, anon was thinking of something ... a tad D:

Ezio/Altair/Desmond is skeptical of "true love" (let's just say that Altair never really was BURNING for Maria, Ezio had a kid by one of his conquests or friends, and Desmond ... well, he's kinda ... not THERE, anyway.); so, one day, someone is completely enamored with one of them, and tries to coax him into to letting a relationship happen. Thus, there is great annoyance or amusement, and he either agrees to let it happen, just for the pursuer to shut up, or sleep with them, all for the aforementioned purpose.

Little does he know, he's in a hole he never expected to be in ...

And the main line: Altair/Ezio/Desmond has to get kinda claustrophobic, or feel outta his element, and has to flip out.
Cue them demanding WHY THIS IS ANY DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER RELATIONSHIPS THEY MAY HAVE HAD.

The response from the other? ... mindblowingzzzzllyy philosophical answers?

And the ending is up to anon.

tragedy!

[(Anonymous)]

Ghhh this anon has been craving for some angsty/tragic stuff ._. especially with these characters...!
so I've seen many fics with Altair taking lots of damage, but I'd really like to see Malik being really badly injured too- maybe even because of taking a hit for Altair? And Altair feeling bad, possibly even quilty over it. AND if it's post-AC it could end even worse? Everything's up to you, but make the poor man(/men) suffer!

I'm horrible yes I know. But it'd make me forever grateful ;3;
Oh, and in this case I'd actually prefer just strong friendship... Or anyway nothing smutty!

Re: tragedy!

[(Anonymous)]

Mmmm. Friendship: pretty rare around here.

I'm guessing that the tension would be all up in Altair's mind, when Malik doesn't think of anything bad about what happened (not the wound, of course: He WANTED to get hit in order to protect Altair. Maybe the latter thought it was an obligation?).

Altair/Malik; Altair/Other assassins

[(Anonymous)]

So Malik convinces himself that Altair is not gay and tries to ignore his feelings and just be friends. Then one day, he finds Altair hitting on another male assassin (if they're kinda sorta making out, I'll give birth to your children with the vagina that I don't have). After making this discovery, Malik tries to get Altair to notice him. Hilarity ensues.

Bonus points if Altair noticed from the beginning what Malik was trying to do. Extra bonus if there's sexy times at the end.

Re: Altair/Malik; Altair/Other assassins

[(Anonymous)]

THIS

IF YOU LIKE IT YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT!!

[(Anonymous)]

I would like a art!fag, writer!fag, or a vid!fag to have Altair, Ezio, and Desmond doing the Single Ladies dance.


...I get off on guys dancing in leotards?

Re: IF YOU LIKE IT YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT!!

[(Anonymous)]

THIS.

Valentine's Day

[(Anonymous)]

It might be a bit early, but idc, I'm already in a mushy Valentine's Day mood. What do you think our favorite assassins would get up to on this holiday, dear anons?

Any scenario, any pairing, or even no pairing at all; I'd just like to see any kind of Valentine's shenanigans.

Who do you think would celebrate by sending out cheesy innuendo-filled cards and pigging out on candy? Who would go out on a romantic date, and who would be lonely and bitching about Single's Awareness Day? Have fun with it~

Of Napkins and Notes [1/2]

[(Anonymous)]

One had to admit that life at the moment was fairly hectic, to say the least. The Assassins were rather busy people. When they weren't escaping the clutches of Abstergo by the skin of their teeth, they were constantly rifling through Desmond's memories and checking for any vital information at an efficient speed with no room for delays. There was the slightest time constraint, after all; that little bit about the world ending in a matter of weeks, you know. A trifle detail.

Between all of these things, Shaun had been hoping that the team might forget about a certain upcoming holiday. It wouldn't be the first time they'd all lost track of the date because they were so caught up in their work, so it was perfectly plausible, or so Shaun liked to think.

Of course, he should have known that it was ridiculous to hold onto that hope.

The fourteenth of February started like any other day, with Desmond spending the majority of the morning in the Animus while the rest of the team sat at their respective desks. When lunchtime finally rolled around, they all took a much-needed break. Lucy went through their small rations to try and fix up something to eat, Rebecca ran some routine maintenance on Baby, Desmond stepped outside to stretch his legs, and Shaun busied himself with skimming over the latest database entries.

A perfectly normal day, until Desmond stepped back inside a few minutes later, walking oh-so-not casually with a hand tucked behind his back. Unable to help his mild curiosity, Shaun watched him over the rim of his glasses, and when the other man predictably shuffled over to Lucy's desk, Shaun snorted in amusement and closed out the entries he'd been reading. He stood up, muttering something about a twelve-year-old lovesick tosser as he stepped over to their small supply station, which was simply a few crates piled on top of each other in one corner of the Sanctuary.

"Where're you going?" Rebecca's voice floated up from where she was kneeling over, most of her head and shoulders hidden while she presumably tinkered with some of Baby's wiring, as she was wont to do.

"To our little rag-tag 'kitchen', where else?" Shaun answered, wishing that there was more than just the twenty some-odd feet between their supplies and Lucy's desk. He really didn't need to see Desmond get the whole puppy-eyed look going on as he smiled shyly and presented a freshly plucked white flower to the blonde woman. "You could've just lifted your damn head and looked to see for yourself if you're so concerned about monitoring me," he continued, grouching at Rebecca as a distraction while he picked through a small crate of dry foodstuffs. Where had the tea gone off to now?

"Hey, I was just asking," Rebecca complained, peeking out above Baby with an exaggerated pout. Finally fishing out a packet of tea - the instant stuff; absolute rubbish, but beggars can't be choosers - Shaun glanced over at her briefly, unsurprised to see her black hair sticking up in odd directions, having been mussed up when weaseling around under the Animus.

"Terribly sorry, I wasn't aware that you decided to be my mum," Shaun replied flippantly, and Rebecca simply rolled her eyes before ducking her head to continue whatever technologic dorkery she'd been working on. Not that Shaun minded, of course. It left him free to do battle with an uncooperative portable burner in relative silence, his back turned to the rest of the group as he set a kettle on to boil.

Thankfully, by the time he was done preparing his tea, the two awkward lovebirds had finished with their brief exchange. Lucy was busily typing away at something on her computer with a bit too much focus, and the brunette man had perched himself on a crate a few feet away, picking at the leftovers of whatever meal had been prepared earlier and glancing at Lucy at least every other second.

He's even more daft than a twelve-year-old. Kindergarten, maybe?

Not that Shaun was much invested in measuring out the full extent of Desmond's idiocy. He shook his head to himself, taking his cup of tea back to his desk and setting it on a napkin he typically kept there. It wouldn't do to blot all his carefully-collected notes with cup ring stains, after all.

Cripple Couple

[(Anonymous)]

This is going to sound awful, but every now and then I want Altair to feel more than guilt when it comes to Malik and his arm and his brother - I want him to lose something as well, and YES the above means a limb. Preferably a leg in taking a hit for Malik, or just by being caught severely off guard.

Cue Malik coming in after the amputation (and maybe in the midst of or after the fever) and seeing what's happened and in one relishing the fact that Altair knows what he feels like and at the same time completely overridden with devastation because it's ten times worse than his own injury - the guy can't even walk now. Just being at a complete loss with guilt and grief and shock and relief that he's alive, etc. Ablaze with a myriad of emotions. Tears welcome, but I'd love NO ANGST.

Bring me hopeful tears, anons, hopeful, happy tears if you can. Gauntlet thrown down. Have a it.

Re: Cripple Couple

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love NO ANGST

Seriously not trying to be a smart ass here, but your prompt is the very definition of angst.

(Not that this anon doesn't LOVE your prompt, am just confused by your request for no angst...)

Because I'm a sucker for a singer

[(Anonymous)]

So we've had a wonderful anon do Malik singing, since his VA is rather good at it :D Now I think it's Desmond's turn :3

http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/41572983 it chops and changes between artists a lot, but if you check out 1:50 - 2:30, there's a good chunk of Fransisco Randez singing.

...and, okay he's not his VA but he is his live model, so that's enough of a link... right?

Don't mind which of the modern assassins you have catching him (hell, go for all three if you like - maybe he's singing in the shower? Totally up to anon)and there doesn't necessarily need to be steamy-times (although they are nice :3) - but some good-natured teasing would be nice, and maybe some "why the hell were you just a bartender?" type discussion.

TL;DR Desmond is a rather good singer and one of the others is listening in

Re: Because I'm a sucker for a singer

[(Anonymous)]

... I really want Des to pull a TOBUSCUS and start randomly rapping when he's bored, galloping through Roma.

Gladiator's Creed

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, here goes my request.I very much liked to see 'Assassin's creed' and 'Spartacus' series crossover.
There is no specific kink in here. Tho' I can give some ideas. I'll use Altair and Malik as example, but by no means it has to be them the story is about, if write!anons doesn't want to.

1. Both Malik and Altair are gladiators in the same ludus. Kadar's too.
- Maybe Malik and Altair are in friendly rivalry, trying to outmatch each other in training arena. Both could get in some kind of troubles, cheer up each other in arena fights, taunt, make fun of their prowess or lack of it therefor. Challange each other for some brawls or hand fights, beign cheered up by other 'brothers'. You get the gist I hope.
Then this rivalry can turn into something more intimate if you will. They do seem to get locked in the same place for night, no? Smut ensues.
- If angst and tragedy is more of your flavor then here's an idea - Malik and Altair are good friends/comrades/lovers. But knowing that slaves don't have a choice in what their masters choose to do with them, one day Altair is forced to fight Malik's brother in arena - and it's kill or be killed most oftenly, so Altair kills Kadar. Will Malik understand?
- Perhaps one of them is sold off to another lanista, separated only to be united in death match againt each other.
- Malik loses his hand in one of the fights - is spared or wins his way out even with one hand.
- Malik actually is one of the best fighters because of his one hand? Unique fighting style that compensates for lack of the limb maybe.
- Altair is a champion and Malik is jealous.
- Maybe they both posses unique fighting styles, a bit less brutish and more assassinish and fast.

2. Malik is a house slave. (Maybe even retired gladiator turned slave, cause of loss of the hand)
- Altair is a gladiator champion, and for his good job in the last arena fight, he is rewarded with a slave for one night. Maybe they know each other, maybe they don't. Maybe Malik is disgusted with what he is made to do, maybe champion is disgusted by him, etc. Everything is permited.
- This a bit more kinky - forced sex between slaves/gladiators while their masters watch them. (Flashbacks from episodes anyone?)
- Or maybe Altair is a house master/lanista.
- Maybe Malik is weapon/armor caretaker, some banter between him and gladiators or masters. Malik getting in some troubles that could cost him his other hand.

Yeah, that's just few of ideas I could come up with right away. But if none is likeable or interesting - SCRATCH 'EM. Any other ideas are totally welcome. Choose characters you like best. Switch 'em if you want.
I would love to have it a full AU where there are a lot of AC characters - make Ezio and Desmond gladiators too if you will. Maybe make Al Mualim a lanista that has rivalry with another ludus. Of course throw in the ladies too. Infamous Roman orgies for all I care, haha. Go wild, anons.

I want to have it all blood, sand, violence, sex, tragedy, comedy, jealousy, angst. Doesn't matter what it is as long as it is in this setting.
If other anon's have any fresh ideas, please do suggest.


tl'dr: 'Assassin's creed' meets 'Spartacus' AU crossover.

Re: Gladiator's Creed

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god this sounds great - I really hope someone fills this! All those different prompts sound amazing!

[(Anonymous)]

lucy/desmond/shaun/rebecca
with emphasis on lucy/rebecca, desmond/lucy, shaun/desmond and shaun/rebecca

i...i just want more of them all together as a big happy foursome. i can't get enough of them!

Apple Shinanigens

[(Anonymous)]

So I saw this pic the other day and on an annoying drive home from school I suddenly burst into laughter at the thought of this prompt. This is the pic; http://Ericanii.deviantart.com/art/Owl-Malik-196358720
I want something to go (obviously) TERRIBLY wrong while Altair has the Apple and Malik gets turned into a one winged owl and is PISSED. He can still think like regular Malik and if you wanna do Disney style talking animals that's okay. I just want Altair having to deal with a pissed off Malik owl.

Re: Apple Shinanigens

[(Anonymous)]

OH MY!

I might just totally have to fill this. Minus the Disney part. 8D

Personal Insult

[(Anonymous)]

Today, this anon's brother called Leonardo Da Vinci an 'Autistic-Idiot savant' and I was, strangely, very insulted by this.

So! The prompt is this:

I want to Ezio to over hear Leonardo being insulted/bullied by someone/a group of people and I want him to be so personally insulted by this that he freaks out. Like a puffed up mommy-eagle defending his chicks, he pecks the shit out of those bastards.

Re: Personal Insult

[(Anonymous)]

OMG THIS IS ADORABLE
I'm sure you will get this filled easily but if not, I'll take it

Injuries

[(Anonymous)]

I just got back from the hospital for some much needed /painful/ treatment. It's nothing bad, it had to be done, but it hurt like a mother fucking bitch. I don't cry easily but I cried in there. I'm home now, and it still hurts like there's no tomorrow even with the heavy painkillers and it won't go away for a few days yet.

So... can a kind writer!anon cheer me up a little by writing a little ficlet? I've seen plenty of fics where Ezio is the one getting hurt and Leonardo patches him up, but I'd love to see something the other way around. Leonardo gets injured (and please not just a simple cut or anything, someting a little more severe... not deadly severe though) and Ezio looks after him. Cute and fluff yaknow. Doesn't have to have smut but I don't mind if it's in there.

Please?

Re: Injuries

[(Anonymous)]

Aw Anon, I feel for you!

As someone who nearly cut off her finger at work today (no, not in a stupid attempt to be more Altair either, my left hand index finger!) I'll give this a go within a day, if there's no one else! It's not as bad as you, but the cut is kinda deep, and right on a spot that moves a lot.
Meanwhile, please take it easy, dear anon, hope you get well sooon!

Under the Sea~

[(Anonymous)]

Malik is a merman who is in love with the mortal Altair.

... Disney's 'The Little Mermaid', anyone?

(I know that there was a similar request earlier, where Altair was the merman, so I kinda tweaked it.)

Re: Under the Sea~

[(Anonymous)]

FILLING.

Excuse Me, Stewardess

[(Anonymous)]

Altair and Malik. If Kadar tags along, please give him the window seat.

AU. 16 hour flight. Economy/Coach seats.

Some Ideas: First Meeting. Airplane food. Questionable Reading Material. Awkward sleeping. Curious Movie Selections. Turbulence. Blankets and Pillows. Airplane Yoga. Reading Light Annoyances. Awkward Getting-Out-Of-Your-Seat-Climbing-Over-Someone-Sleeping Maneuvers. Are-You-Listening-To-Porn-On-Your-iPod? Baggage Claim!

Please?

Re: Excuse Me, Stewardess

[(Anonymous)]

OMFG!! *goes searching for my claiming flag* THIS IS SO MINE!!

[(Anonymous)]

So I've been playing alot of the first AC lately and I've noticed that the gaurds like to hit poor Altair in the tummy and knock him down.

I'd like to see some Malik/Altair with Malik basically kicking his ass. He knocks Altair down and then before he gets a change to get up, Malik straddles him and starts ~grindin' on him~ and Altair's like OMG WUT OK LET'S GO. Sexytimes ensue.

[(Anonymous)]

This Anon is writing the "sexy-gay-bourne-identity" prompt, and wrote this exact scene yesterday. Seriously.

Um. So if no one else fills this, know that you'll get the scene eventually.

<3

Romeo, Oh, Romeo~

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, so I was in my english class and we were totally not talking about Shakespeare...

So, can I have two of the AC boys as Romeo and Juliet? Can just be the whole balcony scene, death scene, or even just the masquerade party....super bonus points for random sexy times!

(Ezieo and Leoniet? Altmeo and Maliet? Desmeo and Shauiet?)

Re: Romeo, Oh, Romeo~

[(Anonymous)]

YOU
I love you and someone need to do this

DESMOND/TWIN SMEXYNESS

[(Anonymous)]

Let me explain,

So yeah, Danny Wallace is sexy as fuck! (anon has major fetish for accents and funny guys) So i wanna see shaun having a twin brother (*coughdannyhastings*cough) who is much nicer and uber funny so Desmond hits on him.Cue pissed Shaun lol. Then for some reason Desmond sees them do something together and gets REALLY turned on they figure it out and jump him together >3

Re: Twins?… ok who took my idea.

[(Anonymous)]

Hello, this is the girl who has been shipping Shaun and Danny as twins for- oh about five months..

Anyway if the op isn’t one of my friends playing a trick on me, I have a fill for you.. heck maybe 3 (Don’t worry these aren’t the pg-13 ones I posted on Da, these are the graphic ones I’ve had to keep to myself..well mostly...)

Shaun/Desmond AU, blind date

[(Anonymous)]

Lucy learns that Desmond has a thing for British guys and mentions it to her friend Rebecca, who in turn mentions that her friend Shaun has been single for way too long... so the girls decide to set them up on a blind date.

I do have two conditions for the fic: first, I want Desmond to be totally into Shaun the moment he meets him. Besides the British thing, he really likes Shaun's sarcastic personality and finds him to be a funny guy. And two, at the end of the date, Desmond is totally throwing himself at Shaun (regardless of how the date goes).

If you want to add smut at the end, go right ahead <3 Desmond is a damn whore in my head cannon, and wants dick in him at all times.

Re: Shaun/Desmond AU, blind date

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahaha, this prompt is now claimed by me. XD