Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

About Altair's punishment...

[(Anonymous)]

Ok. being degraded to novice and having to kill all those people is quite bad. But it could've been worse.
And with worse I mean the "having to serve as a sex slave" kind of worse. Spending a couple months getting his lovely ass fucked every single day should teach him some patience, right?
You can choose one of the following:
- Al Mualim keeping Altair all for himself (oh, you old sick creep^^)
- Altair being free for use for anyone who please, and Malik showing up (and he's very, very angry)
- Altair being free for use for anyone who please, and ROBERT DE SABLE showing up (oops).

Re: About Altair's punishment...

[(Anonymous)]

Ohohohoho! I like the way you're thinking, consider this seconded!

why does my head hurt and why am i naked on top of an eagle point

[(Anonymous)]

You know it's an Assassin party when there are more people passed out on the rafters and the roof then on the floor.

Bonus points if everyone just vaguely remembers what happened if at all.
DOUBLE bonus points if someone wakes up with their face shoved in someone else's naked crotch.

If it's set in Ezio's time it would be funny if he wasn't part of the party and just comes back to Tiber Island to find his recruits just sprawled all over the place. Though I guess it doesn't have to be Ezio, just someone who wasn't part of the party coming back to passed out miserable chaos aftermath.

Re: why does my head hurt and why am i naked on top of an eagle point

[(Anonymous)]

Omg... tentatively claiming this cause this is so fucking awesome.

Shaun/Rebecca

[(Anonymous)]

I know, I know, it's not much of a kink, but it's one nonetheless. I enjoy Desmond/Shaun just as much, but I just read one of the mails in Abstergo's mail account ->
www.AbstergoIndustries.com/login
password: PFRDVJ5aLLg
6th from top, subject is Shaun Hastings. read the bit on how he escaped the guards, and it clearly says there probably was hacking involved... so I only know one person capable of doing that, and that would be Rebecca, though Lucy is no idiot either.

Bonus points: read 7th mail from above and this Project Siren in as well.

On a side-note, seen the nature of Siren's myth, could Lucy be the Siren, and did they leak the blueprints to Rebecca on purpose? Something along the line of a willingly subject learns faster then one forced? (Don't mind this last bit, I just needed to put it down SOMEWHERE)

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[(Anonymous)]

Filled here: http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/20186.html?thread=5796058#t5796058

[(Anonymous)]

Modern day AU where Leo is Claudia's gay boyfriend/gay best friend. Bonus if Claudia tries to set up Leo with her older brother, Ezio.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh this is fantastic. SECONDED. But now I have the image of Leo popping up saying, "What what what are you DOING?" stuck in my brain. Lol.

Featherplay

[(Anonymous)]

Don't know if this has been requested already but I can't be bothered to dig through both kink memes... so here goes!

Sexy times with a feather, especially if the feather flutters against sensitive body parts~ This anon prefers AltMal but other pairings are good too. Bonus points for porny art!fill~ ♥

Re: Featherplay

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God. Feather teasing and Malik.

I think my brain just melted.

Virgin!Cesare/Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

Build-up; The night before Ezio's family were executed, Uberto offered him somewhere to rest. Ezio accepted - and became the Borgia's captive.

Rodrigo turned his enemy's son into his personal fucktoy, keeping him alive and warping his mind for years.

He could use the Apple or good old fashioned brainwashing, letting Ezio roam his villa without worrying he'd run off or needing to chain him down.

When Rodrigo has kids, Ezio is slightly involved with them, taking care of them when no one else is available etc. They know there's something different about him, but they don't twig into what it is until they are older/spy on Roddy ramming into Uncle Ezio. Of couse, this just sends their incestuous little minds into overdrive.

The pay-off; Cesare is determined to have Ezio after witnessing his father, so manipulates a situation where they are alone (or alone with his sister who wants to watch) and has practised the right tone of voice to use to make his 'uncle' obey his every whim.

I'd love if Ezio was disgusted/resigned/amused by it.

Re: Virgin!Cesare/Ezio - here is a fill (1/?)

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I'm trying to fill this because IT'S AWESOME. I'll probably suck at it, but I couldn't leave this prompt on its own...

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Thinking about it, he should've wondered years ago why Uncle Ezio was always around at their place, as it was pretty clear that he really wasn't a relative. Nor, in fact, a servant. But he'd never wondered, because it all seemed so natural, so right, and besides, both he and Lucrezia loved Uncle Ezio. Their father was never at home, and even when he was there, he was cold and distant, ready to lavish punishments upon them at any moment. While Uncle Ezio played with them, read them stories and such things. So it didn't really matter that he wasn't a relative. And it didn't even matter that there was no evident reason for him to be there, and still here he was all the time.

And their father seemed close to him, too, which was even more weird.It was very rare for Rodrigo to show any sign of affection towards one of his fellow humans, including his own children. But he definitely seemed to care for Ezio. Well, in fact, Rodrigo seemed to care for him just like a man may care for a precious property, or for his favourite dog, something he can call his own. But Cesare suspected that was Rodrigo's best at being affectionate, and at least he was trying.

Cesare had never been surprised about that, too. As long as he was concerned, it was very difficult not to care for a man like Uncle Ezio, always gentle, always dignified. So it all seemed perfectly natural to him, nothing to worry about, really.

Until that night.

He knew very well he wasn't allowed to roam about the house at night, but just because some things were forbidden that didn't mean that he wouldn't do them. This time, he'd made a bet with Lucrezia that he could walk to the kitchen and steal some food for them both without getting caught, and so here he was sneaking along the corridor, trying not to make any noise. The night was still; there was no other noise than the muffled sound of his own footsteps.

And then he heard it. It was a weird, distant sound, and it took him some moments to realize that it was, in fact, a human voice, moaning in pain - or in what seemed to be pain.

Oh, crap, he thought, Lucrezia was right, there actually ARE ghosts in this place. He could give up his mission and run back to his room, but he was a Borgia and a Borgia is never scared - at least, that was what his father kept telling him - so, instead of running away, he followed the sound. He followed it down the hall and along the corridor and he followed it to the door of his father's bedroom. He stood in front of the closed door, startled as he realized where did the sound come from.

Then his curiosity prevailed and he gently pushed the door, allowing himself to take a peek inside. What he saw was so unexpected, and so utterly shocking, that for a moment he thought he'd rather meet a real ghost.

There, before his very eyes, was the real reason why Uncle Ezio had been living at their place for all those years.

L4D/AC

[(Anonymous)]

Just wanted this crossover, since i haven't seen it at all. A Smoker mistakes Desmond for his Hunter buddy. Writer!anon can make it as gen, kink, funny etc. as writer!anon wants.

Bonus if the REAL Hunter makes an appearance.

Re: L4D/AC

[(Anonymous)]

... best prompt I've read all day. SECONDED.

Desmond and...Cesare?

[(Anonymous)]

Just any interactions with these two would be much appreciated. Though honestly something funny would make me smile. :)

Re: Desmond and...Cesare?

[(Anonymous)]

YES

No, no - not just YES.

FUCK ME YES

valentine's challenge

[(Anonymous)]

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I wish to propose a challenge. ^^
In the spirit of valentines day (which isn't for a while, but I want to give people some time to write) I want to see how many valentine's day themed stories we can get done by then. This means any pairings whether cannon, het, slash, crack, or something that somehow doesn't fit into one of those.

But there MUST be smutty goodness
for this is a kink meme. :D

And if this somehow ends up getting over... lets say 9000!... okay 8 fills, I'll try to do some fanart for a few of the ones I really like plus the one I think is the crackiest-yes I made up that word. I would say I would write one myself but I wouldn't want to put you all through that torture.
Trust me this is a big deal. I don't do artsy stuff (I can but it takes FOREVER). I'm a moochy numbers person who leeches off this site because I'm pathetic like that (THERE I admitted it! TT_TT).

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Re: valentine's challenge

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like fun~ Therefore, SECONDED!

[(Anonymous)]

Oh noez, how will Altair and Ezio get off the island now? And what about the coconuts?

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded. With this themetune;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTqD7I3Dksw

[(Anonymous)]

Misfire and un!anon? Oh ho ho~ *waits for a fill*

"Caterina... did they...?"

[(Anonymous)]

ACII DLC/BROTHERHOOD SPOILERS BELOW

I'm replaying Brotherhood and I just got to the part where Ezio saves Caterina.

Ezio is sweet and awesome and rescues her!! Then she just leaves and Ezio's like, "Wait, WTF?!" And... we never see her again.

I love Caterina and this just seems like such a pitiful end for such an awesome lady.

Could Anon come up with some good ol' Ezio/Caterina h/c to satisfy my kink/craving/whatever?

Re: "Caterina... did they...?"

[(Anonymous)]

Anon is filling this.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my
the idea behind this -> http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6518609/1/Overloaded (it's a narusasu fanfiction btw)
but with altair and malik

because malik would TOTALLY be a super picky, controlling, insulting bottom

[(Anonymous)]

Use the find and replace key, then you can fill your prompt yourself! :D

My best friend/Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

Ok so my best friend katie is in LOVE with ezio! She thinks pre assassin ezio is a cute little puppy and assassin ezio is fucking sexy!!! Seriously every time we play she is like "eeeeppppp *shiver*"

So what I wanted to do was a fic of her and ezzy but i fail at life so could someone please do it? *ezio puppy dog eyes*

Physical stats:

Katie is 6'2", black hair, pale skin, DD boobs, about 165 lbs (but it evens out with her height)

Her reactions:

When hes normal ezzy she thinks hes cute
assassin ezzy walking around = *shiver of anticipation*
assassinations = *shiver lip bite and she breaths heavier*
stalking a target ezz = *shiver lip bite claws a little at her neck*


Basicly he gets her hot when hes bad ass lol You can do ANYTHING you want with the plot as long as

a:He fucks her.....HARD and prefferable multiple times
b: is a bit sadistic (not evily but enough to get her off)
c: The following kinks are involved
1: restraint
2: her getting off or horny when he kills someone and hes not aware until right before the fucking
3: name calling (nothing too but but like slut, whore those kindsa things)
4: also shes an audiophile (gets off on voices, language and audio stimulation)........so with that what you will >3


I love katie and would realy like to show her this so PLZ!! I wants tah see her face lol

Re: My best friend/Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

My derp is showing *DO with that what you will

and *nothing too BAD


>X

Ezio / Four or...

[(Anonymous)]

Two prompts

1. After helping the assassin out of a tight spot, Ezio decides to 'reward' a hireable group in his own special way. So yes, all four members at once. Either four thieves, four mercenaries or four courtesans.

OR _{(and this one's something)}

2. Ezio and La Volpe have a footrace, only for it to end in a tie. They come across a group of four thieves and decide to settle the tie like gentlemen with a different kind of race. La Volpe grabs two and Ezio grabs two and whichever of them gets their pair off first is the winner.

Re: Ezio / Four or...

[(Anonymous)]

_{BEST. PAGEGET}

[(Anonymous)]

But what about the ghosts? O.O

[(Anonymous)]

Misfire? And doth this remind anyone of Sancuary Ghosts/ Ezio of part one?

Something a little different (Vieri/Cristina)

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see some sort of 'what if' or 'could have been' involving Vieri and Cristina. He did say things like amore mia and all that, so maybe he really did love her.

Bonus points if Vieri is sadistic. Anons can decide whether or not Cristina likes it.

Re: Something a little different (Vieri/Cristina)

[(Anonymous)]

Just to clarify, anon: are you asking for a continuation of the Brotherhood scene if Ezio didn't step in, or something else entirely?

Leo likes bad ass ezio

[(Anonymous)]

That mary sue from before actually gave me an idea.


Leonardo is in the crowd during one of Ezio's assassinations and gets to SEE him be all bad ass and get weak in the knees and Ezio, being the epic playboy he is, can tell when someone wants him and follows Leonardo into an alley and they has wild up against a wall sex

My never ever gonna ever happen first born child to the person who fills this!!! =D


Bonus points if Ezio's blade gets triggered somehow and goes out against Leonardo's neck (not stab just like graze) and he cums

Re: Leo likes bad ass ezio

[(Anonymous)]

Oooooh I like your mind ;) SECONDED!!!

Get some Claudia lovin' all up in this thing

[(Anonymous)]

I am a slasher. I live and breathe it. But my fucking god, that girl does things to me.

Your mission, oh great and skilled Anon, is this;

Claudia/Malik

Claudia messes with the Apple, gets thrown back in time (and space) and ends up in Jerusalem. She can't speak the language, wearing the wrong sort of clothes, and has no money, so quickly becomes a target of feisty guards.

Malik is, I dunno, Maliking around. Comes across Claudia kicking serious ass, and recognises some assassin techniques. He helps her out and he takes her back to the bureau.

He's totally enamoured with her, because Altair is unavailable and Claudia is Claudia. She is really into him, because he's powerful and alluring but restrained (Claudia is from a time when women put chastity belts on themselves to keep amorous dudes from slipping them one, so having a guy want to touch you but having the discipline to hold back would really make her froth at the mouth)

It can be sweet and drawn out or hot and fast, but I want her being the one to initiate pretty much everything, and I want her and Altair to have a huge argument even though they can't understand each other, and I want her to be dragged back to Rome, pregnant with Malik's kid.

If possible, work in her meeting the Damascus Dai and calling him Leonardo (because we all know it's Leo's ancestor. C'mon, the voice, the painting, the jokes...)

Re: Get some Claudia lovin' all up in this thing

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds WONDERFUL.

RAWR I SAY

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see Altaïr and Malik as werewolves... (not Twilight like, please, I despise it).

My first born if you somehow manage to put smex in it <3

Re: RAWR I SAY

[(Anonymous)]

This was already asked for, not two pages ago

http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19704.html?thread=3124472#t3124472

Dude.

Juno/Mercury

[(Anonymous)]

You're gonna tell me I'm nuts but...

Guys, GUYS !!!

Let's spice that kink meme with some hot holographic yuri ! Bonus points for :

*Ezio's reaction to the holograms, well, going at it
*Desmond's reaction to Ezio's reaction
*the Assassins gang's reaction to Desmond's reaction to Ezio's reaction

_{(sounds pretty much like Inception, does it? Oo; )}

Pretty plz? *puppy eyes*

Re: Juno/Mercury

[(Anonymous)]

You mean Minerva, right? Mercury hasn't been in it nor is he a female entity...

Altair and Malik semi-fluff

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like most forget that this happened: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0FQr7py_A&feature=related Most fanfiction have Malik still be bitter post-game, and I can't see that! So anyway, I would love some friendship/fluff after Al Mualim is defeated, and they start to work on fixing the brotherhood.

You can stick with just plain friendship, or cross over to romance, I just want some fluff...

Minifill - TOTALLY DID NOT END UP AS FLUFFY AS YOU PROBABLY WANTED

[(Anonymous)]

The contraption is crude and basic. Altair is not a blacksmith, and there is very little artistry in him past the occasional haphazard splattering of blood on the walls, so the mechanism can only be called a prototype, at best. Altair demonstrates it first, on his right hand rather than his left. Malik observes until he realizes what it is, and he almost starts, opening his mouth to warn, Idiot, what do you think you're doing? You'll take off a finger that way!

But Altair is always faster, and before the words can even make it to his lips, Malik's eyes follow the sharp point of the knife as it shoots out, fully expecting to hear it slice through flesh and bone, but it doesn't – the blade shoots right on past, unhindered and unfettered, not even grazing the end of a fingernail as it extends past the Grandmaster's palm – and he hears nothing but the echoing clamor of novices practicing outside. For a second, he is speechless (it is a very rare occasion).

“You only had to modify the angle, Malik,” Altair is saying, a hint of excitement to his voice, but only audible to the practiced ear, because his voice is still quiet, still calm, like he's constantly afraid the world will tilt on its axis again if he becomes too haughty, shouts too loud. He bends his hand a few times, and the weapon hisses every time it unsheathes and contracts. “Just level it against the wrist so that it will compensate for the taper of your arm, and your hand will no longer be in the way.”

Malik reaches out, forcibly turning Altair's wrist this way and that, and despite how trigger-happy he was with it earlier, the Assassin doesn't dare show it off once while the other man is close enough to cut. “It has potential,” Malik remarks thoughtfully.

Altair turns his palm down. Malik can feel the cold press of metal against his skin. “This way, you can wear one,” he says, softly, and raising his other hand, he pulls Malik's arm forward while undoing the clasp on his own wrist before carefully strapping it on to the other man's. Malik stares down at the weathered iron ornamenting the stretch of skin from hand to elbow and thinks of all the things he has lost. It takes a moment to recount them all. “Go ahead,” Altair says, lifting his arm encouragingly, palm upturned. His fingertips nearly graze the younger man's chin. “Go ahead, Assassin.”

Malik pulls his hand back on his wrist.

As unfailingly as before, the blade darts out, and Altair's gaze does not waver even as the air shifts near his throat, even as the metal comes dangerously, almost lethally close to his jugular, even as Malik's suspended arm wavers, and the sharpened edge bumps up against his skin, resting over a steadily beating pulse. He keeps his eyes fixed on Malik and Malik stares back, expression carefully neutral until he lets out a loud, shuddering breath, arm dropping as his brow knits. The blade slides back into its sheath with a slithering iron sound; he can feel the slight recoil. “Altair, you did not have to-”

“You wouldn't have,” Altair interrupts.

Malik looks up with a wry smile. “No, I would not. So you did not have to prove it, novice.”

Eyes widening for a fraction of a second, Altair ducks, lets his hood cover the upper half of his face. He almost looks abashed and his hands gesture meaninglessly where they hang. “Do you like it?”

Flexing his wrist, Malik gives the blade an imperious look down the bridge of his nose. “The modifications are clever,” he says at last, watching as Altair lifts his head, eyes glowing golden as a small smile seeps through the gaps of the shadows on his face. Malik thinks of all the things he has gained, and it takes only an instant, not because the list is short, but because the thought comes easily. Altair is standing with his back to the Master's window, and Malik can see Masyaf behind him, can see a new age dawning, can feel its weight on his arm. And like most things that Altair encounters these days, “It will be stronger for it.”

Old Folks

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know why, but I suddenly got a picture in my head of Desmond and his fellow modern assassins. Years from now, they are all old and retired with Shaun this crotchety old man, and Desmond the stereotypical absent-minded old man that can kill you with his pinky who gets laughed at by Rebeca and Lucy (who is that old lady that always glares at the "young whipper-snappers").

So give me some far-future fic anons! What are they like? Are they all still together? Maybe in some old folks home, terrorizing the staff? Lay it on me!

crack!fill: Old People Are Evil [1/1]

[(Anonymous)]

“Oh, dear. Not again.”

“What’s wrong?”

“It’s the Hastings-Miles’ again.”

“I thought it was Miles-Hastings?”

“It depends which one you’re talking to. But we will have to change the sheets again soon.”

“I thought they didn’t have any bowel problems.”

“They don’t. Rebecca Crane managed to get Viagra shipped here. She and Lucy – oops, Ms. Stillman, you know how she gets if we don’t show ‘respect for our elders’ - were gossiping over which one of them was having the problem. I think they decided it was Desmond.”

“Poor bloke. He has a rough time as it is, being married to Shaun. I swear, I’ve never met a man that grumpy about being told he’s too old to be working.”

“It could be worse. He could be stuck with Rebecca. Remember when she was trying to flirt with that delivery man? The one you said was quite handsome?”

“Was that the one Stillman called a ‘young-whippersnapper’ despite the fact that he was twenty-seven?”

“No, that was the one she accused of being a woman because of the length of his hair.”

“Thanks. I’d been trying to forget that one.”

“You’re welcome.”

“That’s it. Next time Desmond thinks he’s an Italian playboy and starts flirting with the staff, you deal with him.”

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio secretly uses the Apple to make copies of himself, and then has impossibly loud, mind-blowing sex with Leonardo/Niccolò/Assassins of your choice, each in different rooms.

During the sex, each partner briefly wonders who could possibly be causing Leonardo/Niccolò/Assassins of your choice to scream so loudly.

[(Anonymous)]

DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT
WRITERANON PLZ FILL
WHERE ART THOU

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio as the train guy from the movie "euro trip"

[(Anonymous)]

MI SCUSI

I WANT UR BABIES

GRAZIE