Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

Ezio wakes up with a vagina

[(Anonymous)]

Overuse of the Apple has serious side-effects. One morning, Ezio wakes up with his manparts missing and a vagina in their place. Cue freaking out. Bonus points if Ezio's lover, be that male or female, loves it and smut ensues.

Re: Ezio wakes up with a vagina

[(Anonymous)]

i would like to see this.

Shaun/Desmond - I Can't Get to Sleep

[(Anonymous)]

I finished Brotherhood last night, after spending the entire week playing it and having my friends come over to play it. This anon very much enjoyed leaving the Animus and reading everyone's e-mails.

There is one point where Shaun receives an e-mail from William who says they will contact each other early in the morning, where only Shaun and Desmond would be awake. My question is, what exactly were they doing up that late?

Can be anything from playing chess to smexy times. Just asking for some Shaun/Desmond bonding.

Re: Shaun/Desmond - I Can't Get to Sleep

[(Anonymous)]

Filling this right now! (:

Let's get some AC1 Action up in here...

[(Anonymous)]

I've been playing Brotherhood, and the pressing question of who carries on Ezio's bloodline has been haunting me. It also makes me think of a certain shocking scene in AC2.

So, here's my request: I want some Altair x Maria smut, and I want it detailing their first time together. Furthermore, I want Maria to take Altair's virginity. We know that he felt something for Adha, but we don't know that he acted on it, so it's highly possible that good ole' Alty was a virgin prior to Maria. If possible, I would like to see Maria completely dominate and corrupt him in the sack. Bonus points if the bureau cushions or a haystack are involved.

I would be a very, very happy anon if this were to come to fruition.

Re: Let's get some AC1 Action up in here...

[(Anonymous)]

ARE YOU ME, ANON?

Because that is so much my head canon for Altair and Maria.

I'ma work on this, but I've got a lot on my plate right now so it might take, um, forever. If some other enterprising anon wants to take a swing at this, please please please do.

[(Anonymous)]

One day, Ezio grows boobs while having his morning cereal. He carries on as normal and his tits get in the way of his assassin duties - they're huge. Write a fic on how he overcomes his troubles as a fanservice character.

[(Anonymous)]

So much want.

Ezio/Cristina ***Side Story Spoilers Below***

[(Anonymous)]

Semi-public sex

During one of the Cristina memories, the one where Ezio saves Manfredo, Cristina's intended husband-to-be, Ezio returns to Cristina, pushes her against a wall and kisses her passionately. It's so sad because there's so much remorse and longing and Ezio leaves completely heartbroken at losing the one woman he actually loved.

Can I have an extended version of this scene, where Ezio doesn't just stop at a kiss? Where he takes everything just a step too far?

Dub-con at first on Cristina's part (she is engaged after all), but not at all non-consensual. She enjoys and wants this just as much as he does.

Re: Ezio/Cristina ***Side Story Spoilers Below***

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded so hard, omg

EzioXLeo

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like I see more top!Leo than top!Ezio in these memes. THEREFORE!

Leonardo appreciates Ezio's muscular, manly physique. Like. REALLY LOVES THOSE MUSCLES.

So. I would like Ezio to show off his muscley muscles by fucking Leonardo against a wall or window (like they're facing eachother and Ezio is holding Leo up)

:B

Re: EzioXLeo

[(Anonymous)]

All I can say to this is, UNF. Yes, please.

I am still finishing up my last...meme...fill...omg. So someone else needs to take this. PLEASE, ANON!!

;A; FOR ANONS WHO FINISHED BROTHERHOOD

[(Anonymous)]

I AM INSPIRED AND WISHING FOR BITTERSWEET DESMOND.

I finished AC Brotherhood earlier this morning, and the ending made me both perplexed, sad, and CRAVING.

I think Lucy won't die though and will come back, -and rather the whole stabbing thing was to make Desmond feel like he has no choice but to leave regardless of feelings of romance or comraderie.

I don't think anyone is one is sure what really happened in that room because they SEEMED very frozen in place, and Desmond had collapsed as well. So I don't think they'd blame Desmond either. :c

Probably would think a whole lot of OTHER things though.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What made it worse is when I turned on the radio and a cold play song came on.

Overplayed but it made me think DESMOND -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbzBJXC-4Js

Between the song, the cute ass emails and convos between the four of them This emotional anon was ready to cry at the ending cliffhanger.

;A; PLZPLZPLZPLZ

I WANT A FOUR WAY ASSASSIN HURT/FLUFFY BUNNY/COMFORT ORGY. - including a Lucy injured but recovering because Desmond hadn't hit anything vital. Starting with Desmond trying to run off from guilt and-

Anything else you yourself want to throw in.

[(Anonymous)]

I want this so hard. SECONDING THIS.

Fellow brotherhood ending angster here with a cumbersome plot bunny..

[(Anonymous)]

you see my dear anons, after seeing that absolutely tragic/confusing/infuriating ending I had to find a way to cheer myself up. so I used that alternate skin for Ezio that makes him look like brotherhood Desmond, and went running around the rooftops of Rome like a loon picking up all the stuff I’d missed.

but here’s the clincher, as I was running around, I remembered reading somewhere that those men you heard in the credits were putting Desmond back into the Animus. so slowly it dawned on me that Desmond is now stuck in there, running around a long dead Rome while the thoughts of what he was forced to do run rampant in his mind.

Or alternatively, he could have forgotten what happened and is confused as to why he stuck, I’ve never been a lover of angst.. but basically I want Desmond stuck in the animus with no connection to the outside world, (looking like himself and not Ezio btw).

Other details and possible pairings can be decided upon by the writer (Leonardo X Desmond? WTF.. )

Re: Fellow brotherhood ending angster here with a cumbersome plot bunny..

[moshiicake.livejournal.com]

Sorry, not contributin atm (although it's something that's been preying on my mind since I finished). WHAT. how do I get this skin??

Fucking coffee, man!

[(Anonymous)]

La Volpe / Antonio

Make it happen anons! I don't care how, only that I'd like to see Antonio on bottom (crying and begging for more... what?). Because both could be epic-creepy stalkers, and no one seems to accept Antonio's coffee invitations. Ever.

pre-Brotherhood please, as PC-using-anon is patiently waiting for the PC game release.

Re: Fucking coffee, man!

[(Anonymous)]

Snatching this up because I have a new found love of this pairing C: (c-crying and begging? -fans self- I hope I can write it okay)

Phantom of the AssCreed

[(Anonymous)]

So, Britain has this wonderful show called 'I'd Do Anything' and it's all about Andrew Lloyd Webber (that one elderly chap who totally wrote the Phantom of the Opera). Because I've been watching that I've been on a major Phantom of the Opera kick (the one with Gerard Butler because when he screams someone, somewhere has to get a new pair of pants).

Prompt: I want Leo/Malik to be Christine Daae who has to sing for the scary, magnificent Phantom that is Ezio/Altair. Perhaphs Carlotta is Cesare/The Dai of Damascas.

I don't care who is who really. I just want some Phantom Times.

Oh and bonus points if you can work in sex (everyone knows that the song 'Past the Point of no Return' is all about rape).

MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Re: Phantom of the AssCreed

[(Anonymous)]

Hello, I only recently joined and saw this and just started spewing words onto a page. If anyone else sees this, feel free to fill, but if not, I do have some semblance of a plan forming.

Ezio can teach the courtesans a thing or too

[(Anonymous)]

- - MINOR BROTHERHOOD SPOILERS!!! - -
Nothing to critical, just some stuff that happens in the first few hours of gameplay.


In one of the earlier scenes in the game Claudia becomes the manager of the brothel in Rome. After it's restored Ezio comes to visit and see what she's done with the place. At one point she shows him a list of skills she's having all the girls learn, presumably things like pick pocketing, blending in crowds (you can't tell what's written on the board). Ezio isn't impressed, and she asks if he could do any better. I forget what his exact reply was, but it was something along the lines "yes, I could teach the girls way more!"

I TOTALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE AT FIRST. *facepalm* I seriously thought the board had sexual techniques scribbled on it or something, and Ezio thought Claudia would never he able to run a brothel because the list was too vanilla. About the time Ezio said he could show the girls a thing or two, I figured they were not talking about blow jobs.

I want to see someone write this scene, using the same dialogue that's in the game, but followed by Ezio teaching the girls kinkier "skills," like sounding or prostate massage. I really would like it if Ezio does all this to himself and just makes the girls watch so they can learn how to do it in the future. Maybe he even fantasizes a little about Leonardo during the act (because in my mind Leonardo is obviously the crazy man who taught him all this).

Re: Ezio can teach the courtesans a thing or too

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck yes. That's an amazing prompt.

Somebody please fill this!

[(Anonymous)]

My friend and I were talking about AC fanfiction in the car one day. I read it, she doesn't, so I was trying to explain to her a few things. There was a bit of confusion and somehow she decided that in AC1 Altair and Malik had 'phone sex' using carrier pigeons.

Anon needs this cracky scenario desperately! Bonus points if someone intersects their message and reads it!

Alternate prompt: Altair and Malik in modern times actually having phone sex.

[(Anonymous)]

This prompt? Is hilarious. I vote for the carrier pigeon version. Because, seriously. So awesome.

Stories Told Around A Gently Humming Animus

[(Anonymous)]

Kay, here's the build-up. Shaun (or whoever's) attention is caught by Desmond's scar. He (or she) gets slowly more and more obsessed with it, until he (/she) asks flat out how it happened. Desmond gets a slightly glazed look and mumbles something, then changes the subject. Shaun then gets the others curious by saying how secretive the usually so open Des was about it.

So they each try to pry it out of him, but he keeps twisting out of saying until his temper rises and he says it's not interesting and they should get over it.

Of course they respect his wishes... until he's wrapped in the animus and theories burst forth. Soon the tales become less and less likely.

Teal deer - The Assassin team exchange crack focusing on Desmond's scar while he's in Baby

Rule 34 (Part 1/2)

[(Anonymous)]

The old wound was like a damned magnet for his eyes. Something about the way it stretched, twitched and distorted with each word spoken, with every emotion wrought, made him itch to touch it. Did Desmond feel it at all? Perhaps not, it looked like an old wound, not as fresh as it had been on Ezio after the scuffle on the Ponte Vecchio and it was not as prominent as it had been on Altaïr, white against bronze skin. Still, it was there and it was vexing. Shaun actually found himself being civil to Desmond, because he was fascinated with how the scar moved around certain vowels. He was a historian, for heaven’s sake, not a linguist!

When he had nothing better to do, he actually found himself paging through countless results on the internet for scars of all things. And he could do it for hours, if there wasn’t such a lack of privacy in the Sanctuary. Rebecca, that old computer freak, had found it hilarious when she had gone through his search history. What on Earth had compelled her to do that was a mystery to him, but he had chewed off her ear for being so rude - after all, nobody went off reading their e-mails either! They had private mailboxes for a reason!

Still, one day, he found himself bursting with curiosity and just asked. Desmond was a rather open man, he’d surely indulge him. Oddly enough, he hadn’t. The American had actually grumbled something beneath his breath and waved him off without a further word - not even a sad excuse! Now that was unusual. And it didn’t help Shaun’s obsession in the least. It turned the scar into a mystery and if there was one thing Shaun hated, then it was unsolved mysteries. That was why he was a historian - to get behind those foolish conspiracy theories. Not that being with the Assassin’s was helping.

In any case, his posed question to the source of Desmond’s scar had actually awoken the girls curiosity as well and he grinned in satisfaction. Thank goodness for the cavalry! Strangely though, the scarred Assassin was quite unwilling to relinquish his secret to them, Rebecca trying to be funny (and failing as usual) and Lucy attempting to charm the answer out of him. Desmond remained resolutely tight-lipped, scar tilting when he pursed his lips in annoyance. Shaun tested the tactic of giving Desmond the feeling that he could trust them - they were in this together, had to rely on each other, keeping secrets ruined their bond, bla bla bla. No success whatsoever. Now Shaun was about ready to smash his keyboard on Desmond’s head.

“What, for God’s sake, makes that scar so special, Desmond, that you don’t want to tell us?!” Well, Shaun was aware that he was not known for being subtle. Or very emphatic.

“Oh fuck off, tea-bag, it’s none of your business! Now just let me into the Animus so we can get this shit over with!” Desmond’s voice resounded from the stone statues, magnified by the presence of his ancestors and striking the other three speechless. That was unexpected.

The Assassin used their stunned silence to slip into the Animus and drift off into his genetic memory, leaving all of them quite unsatisfied with his answer. Rebecca leaned back in her chair, lips pursed and eyebrows raised. “Touchy~”

“Indeed. You might actually think it’s something scandalous,” Shaun added, though he doubted that it was. Desmond was just being a prick.

“Ooh~ or something forbidden,” the technician added gleefully. “He was a bartender wasn’t he? Maybe he got into a bar fight?”

“Yes, of course, a bar fight, Rebecca. You’d think he’d tell us in that case, since Ezio’s scar pretty much resulted from the same thing. I don’t think so,” he retorted dryly. “It must be something embarrassing.”

“Or something perverse-”

“Too much information, Rebecca, thank you very much,” Shaun quickly intervened. Those were some images he did not need; though he had to admit (only silently to himself of course), that thought actually had some merit.

More Lorenzo

[(Anonymous)]

This is based off a line from Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, which isn't really a spoiler since it's historical fact, but I suppose I'll warn cautious fans.

When Ezio takes Lucrezia hostage, one thing she berates him about is not caring about the consequences of his actions, particularly regarding the Pazzi assassinations. She informs him that after the conspiracy was put down, his friend Lorenzo had the family wiped from the history books, the names erased from the tombstones, and the women were forbidden to marry, essentially to cut off the Pazzi lineage. Even those who were innocent of the plot against him were punished.

At the time of ACB, Lorenzo is already dead (of natural causes). However, I'd like to see something set during AC2 where Ezio confronts Lorenzo over his harsh treatment of the entire Pazzi family. Just some dialogue and sexual tension would be nice. It's up to anon whether Ezio agrees or disagrees with Lorenzo's actions, although I think that according to the tenet of the creed "stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent," he'd be at least a little uncomfortable with punishing those not involved simply to kill off the bloodline.

Fill: By Association

[(Anonymous)]

“And forbid the women to marry.” Lorenzo finished giving his orders, then as the messenger left, he turned to a shadowed corner of the room. “Do you have an objection, figliolo?”

Ezio stepped out of the shadows with a frown. He never knew whether his skills were somehow lacking or if Lorenzo had just been used to Giovanni’s company, but somehow the ruler always knew he was there. “Altezza, do you not think your decision harsh? The traitors deserved death, without a doubt, and I have delivered it to you on the point of my blade. But there were many in that family who were innocent, who had no hand in the plot against you.”

“True enough. Yet this will send a message to others who might attempt such treason.”

“That they will see not only their lives but every trace of their existence stamped out?” Ezio asked incredulously. “That they will see their names and the names of their loves ones erased from the history books, wiped from their very gravestones? That the innocent women of their family will never bear children lest the bloodline carry on? That is not a message, Altezza, that is heartless.”

Lorenzo looked at him coolly. So like Giovanni, but in so many ways still barely more than a child. “You may be an assassin, boy, and you may have taken dozens of lives. But you have yet to learn what it means to be merciless.”

Copernico x Leonardo

[(Anonymous)]

I just finished the Copernico missions and Idk, I can totally see this happening. :B They can get all sweet and nerdy together. No sex needed (but always encouraged)

Bonus points if Ezio spies on them.

Re: Copernico x Leonardo

[(Anonymous)]

No one is jumping on this? ;__; Anon has some nibbling plot bunnies, but isn't sure she'll do it justice...

[(Anonymous)]

Slight Brotherhood spoilers!

Despite not really shipping Ezio/Leo, it totally depresses me that, after you are done buying all the weapons from Leonardo and you go talk to him, all he says is "I have nothing else to make you" or something like that, and just walks away. And then Ezio looks at him walk away and looks down, and it just looks so...sad. Like he was rejected or something. And added with the Cristina thing... I have no idea what I really want with this, but anything would make me happy.

writer anon is here

[(Anonymous)]

This prompt is a little bit older but writer anon is working on it. So far it's not overtly Ezio/Leo just close friendship.

Tangled - Creed

[(Anonymous)]

Just went and saw Disney's Tangled. It was freakin' adorable, to say the least. And Flynn totally looks, acts, seduces and derps like Ezio.

I need me some Rapunzel!Creed.

Rapunzel - Leonardo (she totally paints & fights with a frying pan 8D)
Flynn - Ezio (He's got a look called 'The Smolder').
Evil Mother - Cesare (They both have beautiful hair)
Pascal - La Volpe (A little fox companion for Leo, come on, talk about cute!)

Come on bros. It would be just the sort of light hearted thing we need after the less than cheerful BroHood ending. D:

Re: Tangled - Creed

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck. Yes.

I can totally picture Leonardo smacking Ezio upside the head with a frying pan. Someone, do this right now. Right. Now.

[(Anonymous)]

Excuse me everyone

would someanon kindly explain to me how i made it through all 43 pages of kink meme and found not a single language!kink prompt?
this game was practically made for that.

SO. Can we get Altaïr/Ezio/Desmond(consciously or unconsciously) slipping into a different language and intentionally and/or inadvertently seducing someone (Malik/Leo/Shaun). _{PS i think altaïr and/or ezio's scenarios might work best in a modern-ish AU, where they could normally speak English, but speak their native language during ~*~intimate moments~*~ because their partner loves how it sounds or something but w/e
writeanon(s) do what you will}


TL DR I JUST WANT """APPRECIATION""" FOR THE ~*SUBLETIES OF ITALIAN/ARABIC*~
super bonus points if you leave plenty of things untranslated (in the text)

[(Anonymous)]

ps i don't care about brotherhood spoilers, if that makes a difference

Claudia/Cesare

[(Anonymous)]

But only of them knows who the other is, leaving the other one in the dark. Maybe Cesare visits the brothel incognito (since he's so famous in Rome, he sometimes does such so he can wander around without being hassled), sees Claudia and assumes she's one of the girls, so he demands he sleep with her. So she does, out of curiosity, knowing full well it's him. Her mind is thusly blown by how good in bed he is.

Or maybe, they're at Carnivale in Rome, and since they're dressed up/in masks, Cesare sees Claudia, knows she's Ezio's sister, and decides to seduce for shits and giggles...except he finds out that she's FANTASTIC in bed and wants even more. Meanwhile Claudia doesn't know who he is. Bonus points for angst/a one-sided crush from the person who knows who the other one is.

Re: Claudia/Cesare

[(Anonymous)]

Writer!anon really really likes this idea... Kind of already trying to write two other prompts but if inspiration hits, I am all over this. XD

In the meantime if another writer!anon comes up with something, feel free to post! This one should be filled multiple times since there's no Cesare/Claudia fic out there.

OBJECTION!

[(Anonymous)]

Okay. So I've been playing Phoenix Wright lately. Yeah. I think you guys already know where this is going.

ASS CREED/PHOENIX WRIGHT CROSSOVER.

It can be art or a fic, but I love both so...Yeah. XD I'm sure there's some artfags out there that are as crazy as I am. :D
BONUS COOKIES:
-The trial has a witness with someone from Ass Creed.
-THE JUDGE IS AL MUALIM. He has the beard guys. THE BEARD.
-The trial also has something to do with an assassination, or maybe the death of Ezio's father and brothers? I dunno guys, you can think of something.
-You include someone in the place of Maya. It can be a guy. I'm not sure who would work yet.


I dunno about much else, but I think Malik kind of has Edgeworth's personality, don't you think?

ANYWAYS, I HOPE YOU GUYS WILL FIND THIS AS LOLZY AS I HAVE. GOGO
Captcha: cloake rebel. Wait, what?

Re: OBJECTION!

[(Anonymous)]

This has been done, actually. (http://doubleleaf.deviantart.com/art/Altair-ibn-La-Ahad-AceAssassin-158282156?q=gallery%3Adoubleleaf%2F23654962&qo=68)

Ezio/Altair

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio discovers an immortal Altair having been kept by the Templars for centuries...as a sex slave.

Re: Ezio/Altair

[(Anonymous)]

want this so much!!!

Serial killer!Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

I was replaying AC2 and listening to the town criers when your notoriety goes up, and frankly, they sound like they're warning there's a serial killer roaming about.

My prompt is: Ezio is an assassin, but over time he develops a taste for killing and begins enjoying it, greatly so. Cue him getting a hard on while gutting a guard or a Templar (and possibly going to Leonardo to satisfy his urge?)

Re: Serial killer!Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

Fucking HOT.

Someone please fill this!!

Cesare/Leo, Ezio/Leo

[(Anonymous)]

Brotherhood Spoilers!

So I got the impression that Cesare is a usual guest at these Roman pagan orgies. I want to see him attend one of these with poor Leonardo as his "guest". On one of his missions Ezio sees Leonardo but can't help him since it might ruin his cover and might be forced to participate in the activities. Bonus points for dubcon, BDSM, noncon, and ANGST. Even more brownie points if you involve the modern assassin gang and their reactions whether it be through the Animus or Desmond's bleeding effect.

Re: Cesare/Leo, Ezio/Leo

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding with a fiery vengeance.

Orgasmic Birth

[(Anonymous)]

This is gonna sound really really weird, but my friend's mom is a midwife and I was thinking "orgasmic birth." Like Maria or Rosa giving birth and then there's Ezio or Altair...and it's just the two of them, romantic and intimate bringing their new baby into the world.

Re: Orgasmic Birth

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm.....i think i might actually want to see someone take that on.

Pickpockets and Rape

[(Anonymous)]

Every single day, every single time I play AC2, it never fails--OH HEY PICKPOCKET.

And I am -very angry-, and wish there to be a rape button I can mash.

I request a fic of Ezio chasing down aforementioned pickpocket, then winding up in a deserted alley when he catches him. Then, oh let me check my watch here--IT'S RAPE TIME.
What happens afterward is up to you. Go crazy.
BUT.
Pickpocket has to be adorable and must be wearing "lovely, tight pants."

Re: Pickpockets and Rape

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please.