Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
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Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

Les Pact des Loups crossover

[(Anonymous)]

Because this Anon is too stupid to notice official announcements, here we go again:

AC/Les Pact des Loups crossover, Leo as Fronsac and Ezio as Mani. Any fill will be loved to death <3

Re: Les Pact des Loups crossover

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded, with the burning passion of a thousand fiery suns. Please, Anon, someone make this happen? Pretty please?

Massages.

[(Anonymous)]

I crave them. And I do mean real, joint-cracking, muscle-bruising massages and not some thinly-veiled foreplay. The Assassin's live horribly tense lives, it's bound to build up on their shoulders and back.

The focus of the fic should be on the one receiving the massage (and I do mean a full-body massage here), how it's done and what it feels like. My pairing of choice would be Shaun/Desu where Shaun's the one getting the massage (in which case it totally has to end with Desu giving him a scalp massage and Shaun dozing off since nobody can stay awake during a properly done scalp massage) but I'm pretty partial to any pairing - be it platonic or romantic, het (where the lady is getting the massage), slash or femslash - and all fills will be loved and cherished and cuddled and read over and over again.

(Sexytimes are completely optional, but if you wanna add them, they absolutely must be removed and separate from the massage.)

Re: Massages.

[(Anonymous)]

OH GAAAAWWWWWD I'm so seconding and filling filling filling!!!!!

Captcha: tightly mannezed

Ohhh silly captcha lol

New here - quick Q

[(Anonymous)]

Is autofilling okay 'round these parts? I have a story bugging me that's too scandalous to put on FF and I was wondering if posting it here in the hopes somebody shares the same kink is kosher.

Re: New here - quick Q

[(Anonymous)]

You mean like just posting a fic, sans prompt? People have done that, but it's kind of frowned upon.

Since we're all anonymous here, you could post a prompt for your kink and then self fill, and no one would ever know.

Ezio/Des

[(Anonymous)]

It has to take place in Brotherhood, Ezio's time

Ezio is looking for recruits and finds Desmond fighting the guards and decides to help and recruit him. Of course Ezio also finds Desmond attractive and flirts.

Desmond freaks out and shoots him down or tries to.

Whether Ezio suceeds in suducing Desmond is up to you

Re: Ezio/Des

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, you read my mind. <3

Cesare/Anyone Het

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like some Cesare het. Not non-con if you can manage it, although I'd probably read that, too. Romance welcome, hot, hot sex totally encouraged.

Let's see the Borgia Bad Boy in action.

Re: Cesare/Anyone Het

[(Anonymous)]

YES. FINALLY SOMEONE REQUESTED THIS. YES. YES. YES. Any sexy!Cesare prompt that emphasizes on his allure is a must.

I just kinda hesitate about one thing: Does OP have a specific woman she wants to pair with our <3 Spaniard?

Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

Because I'm a glutton for causing pain to the boy...

I want Desmond to get hurt. Like seriously hurt--near fatally hurt, and worse, he's completely alone, in the middle of nowhere, with no help in sight and no memory of how he got there.

Bonus points if the Bleeding Effect is making everything worse.

Also, whether or not he actually is found by Lucy and the crew, or the Templars or even another modern assassins group is totally up to the filler. You can make him bleed out in an alley for all I care, I just want the desperation of Des being lost and alone and possibly even a little bit terrified to be the focus of the fic.

wtf brain. I don't even understand why I want this.

Just make me worry about him, anon.

Re: Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

arghhhhh

I want to fill this but I have so much to do already!

...

But I what I want to do and what I should be doing never coincide anyway.
Consider this prompt taken, anon!
though it may cost me my own sanity

Machiavelli/Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

I finally got Brotherhood on Friday and I've been wanting some Machiavelli/Ezio like burning.

So, a prompt: Instead of leaving immediately for Roma, Machiavelli sticks around and is the one who visits Ezio in his room later. There, he shows Ezio exactly how he feels about Ezio's failure to assassinate Rodrigo Borgia. Rough sex, bondage, etc., with Machiavelli leaving as soon as all is said and done.

Re: Machiavelli/Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

-insert obligatory "are you me or"-

SECONDED SO FUCKING HARD

(captcha says: Fuddatee novice. I think Malik approves as well.)

Ezio meets a non-so-distant ancestor

[(Anonymous)]

There are plenty of fics where due to the apple´s powers, the main assassins (Altair, Ezio, Desmond) meet.
How about we don´t skip hundreds of years, how about just twenty or so?

Basically, I want Ezio to meet his dad via apple-time-travel.
He never got to see his dad in action, so them meeting must be awesome.

Just imagine, young Giovanni having the time of his life (gorgeous wife, maybe a son already on the way, bros with Lorenzo, spending time with Mario, maybe messing with La Volpe and vice versa) and Ezio sees his dad being awesome, fun, and the man we all love.

heartbreak and heartwarming story all in one

Re: Ezio meets a non-so-distant ancestor

[(Anonymous)]

;A;

YES.

Dottore

[(Anonymous)]

I always ALWAYS play as the Doctor in Brotherhood multiplayer, cuz he's just too awesome not to (totally cosplaying him in April too even if I have to spend a couple of 100 bucks on a replica of that totally awesome syringe weapon!)

This anon would like to request some smut involving the Doctor as a dom character. Whether it's with Ezio (AC2 or AC:B) or some (male) multiplayer character, or hell even an OMC is up to the writer, but please someone give the Dottore sum quality time. ;3;

Non-con or dub-con, I'm not that picky, just... no fluff or anything please. Let it be sex purely for the sex. Go wild, have fun.

The Doctor always manages to give me a massive girl-boner when I play multiplayer >3>;; I think it's the mask... or all the leather... *reaches for her drool-bucket*

Fill: If You are Sick, go to Dottore

[(Anonymous)]

Adriano the thief had been coughing for several days. He hadn't had any other symptoms and had thought it would eventually go away. But when a cough had suddenly come on him and alerted the guards his group had been trying to spy on, La Volpe had ordered him to go see a doctor.

A another moan he couldn't keep in escaped him. It wasn't a steady sound. The doctor was pounding into him so hard that any sound or breath would break off, the only steady sound was flesh slamming against flesh.

He had wandered around until he had found a dottore stall. He had thought the masked man was just as any other doctor and entered into the stall when the man had ushered him inside. He hadn't even been worried when the doctor had moved about closing the windows and panels, believing him when he had offered 'to give you some privacy while you describe symptoms and let me check you over'.

But then he had been thrown to his knees, head caught in such a grip he swore his skull would shatter, and the doctor's cock stuffed down his throat. "Let's see if this cures that cough~" The leather clad fingers put such pressure all over his skull and jaw that he couldn't bite or draw back, and he finally gave him, sucking him off under his own free will because it hurt less.

Then the dottore had thrown him on the counter,the very counter he talked to customers through, with only an inch of wood between him and the crowds outside. Stripped or cut everything off him except his sleeveless shirt and gloves. The gloves had only been saved so that a syringe (a syringe he sworn had been going for his throat) could be twisted in the fabric and stuck in the wood so he couldn't move his arms.

"No signs of illness down here~" The doctor had rasped before he shoved two slicked fingers in him, just to wet, before he shoved in his hard cock and set to a furious pace. In the beginning, when everything was pain, he had begged him to stop. Felt ashamed at the thought he was being raped. Praying that someone from the thieves or assassins or anyone would come save him.

Pain had somehow, someway, turned to a bit of pleasure in the whole mess. This power the doctor had over him...was exciting. How every thrust stayed just as hard. How the only part of his body he ever saw was his cock or little bits of skin around him. What was under all that leather, leather that bruised his hips or rubbed against his legs? What was under that masked beak?

With an odd sound the doctor finally and suddenly stopped, pressed hard into him as he came. He laid against him, shiny round buttoms digging into his skin as the strange beak came close to his ear. "Much more pleasing that those courtesans."

Moments later, when Adriano relieved himself in the back of the shop and redressed in what remained of his clothing, he had the distinct feeling he was lucky to be alive.

Desmond h/c

[(Anonymous)]

Not the original anon who requested this *or* the anon who requested het, but I do want to see it!

Something inspired by the emails about Desmond's screaming and it getting worse, leading to hurt/comfort.

Fill - Harbor 1/2

[(Anonymous)]

She feels helpless and frustrated. They are losing Desmond and she knows there’s nothing they can do to stop it. Even if he never went back into the Animus, at this point, the side effects have started to show and more than likely they’ll continue, not go away. She tells Rebecca they have to just get through it but that doesn’t make it hurt less when she wakes in the middle of the night and hears him screaming. No one will talk about it, either, and somehow that makes it worse. Desmond tries to stay optimistic but she’s seen the way his gaze will shift to the side and knows he’s not in this time anymore.

She’s taken up the habit of watching over him some nights. She stands in the doorway of his room and just waits, wondering if tonight will be another round of night terrors. Sometimes he does nothing, just lies there peacefully and she wonders if he dreams at all on those nights. Other nights are less restful, like this one, when he tosses and turns, face contorted in a grimace. She knows you’re not supposed to wake sleepwalkers suddenly but she doesn’t know what the rule is for nightmares. Whatever it is, it’s probably a completely different case when the person in question is not so much dreaming as re-living. Still, when he whimpers she finds herself walking over to kneel beside him.

He’s whispering something and she realizes it’s Arabic, which is a surprise. Most of the Bleeding Effect had been from Ezio, especially since coming to Monteriggioni. Her Arabic was never very good—thanks to the Animus translator doing all the work—but she thinks he’s saying, “The children, the children” over and over. She reaches out a hand to touch his shoulder and with a gasp that startles both of them, he wakes up. As he looks around the room quickly, his left hand clenching instinctively to release the blade he’s not wearing, Lucy realizes it’s still not Desmond. Even so, when he sees her, he relaxes a little. A rapid string of Arabic falls effortlessly from his lips and Lucy catches a couple of key words that let her guess he was asking after the children.

“It’s all right,” she says and then feels a pang of guilt. Should she go along with his delusion? She opts for something vague. “You’re all right.” He nods and seems to relax completely then and she thinks it would be funny if it weren’t so eerie how he can somehow know both Arabic and English when channeling his ancestor. He says something but this time she doesn’t follow as well, catching only “apple” and “fire”. He reaches out to pull her close and as they hug, she feels him trembling. Whatever Altair saw, it had shaken him, a feat Lucy didn’t think possible. The man had always seemed so aloof in the memories they’d viewed at Abstergo. Only the Codex pages Ezio had found had revealed more insight into the Grand Master of the Assassins. Eventually, his shaking ceases but he doesn’t release her, even though she’s practically sitting in his lap.

She doesn’t protest when he whispers, “Maria” against her neck and presses a kiss to her skin, shifting to roll her onto her back and then taking her mouth in a desperate kiss. His hands begin roaming with a confidence that surprises her but then she reminds herself this isn’t the shy new recruit anymore, is it? As clothes begin to come off—strange how modern-day inventions like the zipper and the bra don’t wake Desmond from his ancestor’s control—she thinks, ironically, “I’m about to re-enact the creation of the first descendant,” and then, “This is wrong,” but she knows she won’t stop him. She’s falling in love with this charming, funny, sweet, broken man in what must be the opposite of Stockholm syndrome. She had resisted before because of warnings from higher up not to get too close, but now those warnings seem far away and not very important.

[(Anonymous)]

Whenever I hear the compliments the thieves give to Ezio I can't help but to think that some of them might have a crush on him or at least think that he's totally hot...
I don't mind how, I just want to see some random thief/Ezio sexytiems! With some worshipping from the thief, of course.

Fill: Stolen Pleasure

[(Anonymous)]

Writer!anon is a bit sorry. She's never actually heard any thief compliments (but now really wants to!) or she would have included actual quotes D:
_____________
"Oh~ You are just as well hung as we all imagined!"

Ezio nearly flailed as, in one swift move, the thief seated him against the wall and undid his pants. A nosie of admiration left the young man's throat as a fingerless-gloved hand stroked the newly exposed skin of the assassin's pelvis. "Adriano! What are you--"

"You know my name!" Adriano's blue-green eyes brightened with delight and his smile widened. He was a bit hard to miss compared to the other thieves, about 17 years old with thick red hair tied back with a black bandana and a splash of freckles over his nose. He licked his licks as he lightly squeezed Ezio's limp but starting to harden organ. "So knowledgable!"

"Of...course?" Ezio was still struggling to figure out what had triggered Adriano's reaction. He had hired a group of thieves, as he did at times, to help steal from and distract a group of particularly hard to deal with guards. (Granted, he had noticed that certain faces of younger thieves somehow seemed to be showing up at each group.) The thieves had done their job and rejoined Ezio after the mission, showering him with praise and admiration. Then Adriano had broken off and taken Ezio away by the wrist.

"Scars~ An testament to your skill in battle and survival..." The thief's fingers rubbed over a light scar that ran from Ezio's hip to his stomach. Adriano leaned forward and licked along the scar, ass wiggling in the air in delight as the assassin moaned. "It is always such an honor to be able to assist such a maestro as you!"

Ezio could only nod, not trusting his voice to be steady. The praise, not to mention Adriano's ministrations, were quickly awakening a hunger in him. Only his assassin training kept him from gasping aloud when Adriano deep throated him without warning. What he couldn't fit in his mouth he wrapped his nimble fingers around and pumped. He had to admit: the thief knew what he was doing.

"Adriano-ah!" Ezio tried to speak, but the thief was still so happy that he knew his name that he sucked harder and tongued the slit on his head. "We should move inside...we could be discovered out here..."

Adriano drew back with a pop, lips a bit puffy and glisening wet. "But that is the best part~ The thrill and possibility~ Will you let me thank you, Great Assassin?" He crawled up Ezio's body so he could rub his clothed cock against Ezio's free one. The assassin gripped Adriano's head and pulled him for a kiss, wild and forceful. Ties and bandanas were tugged from hair so fingers could be buried in the strands.

"But aren't we equal?" Ezio teased as he removed Adriano's belt and pants. "I mean, I paid your group to do a job and you all did it well. There is nothing to repay."

"Its not repaying..." Adriano offered as he placed the assassin's erect cock at his entrance. He lowered himself slowly and Ezio's hands were on his hips to support and steady him. "It is more like...hero worship." He buried his cries against Ezio's neck as he started to move, hands braced against the stone wall above Ezio's shoulders.

Shifting his legs to move better Ezio suddenly began to thrust up to match Adriano's downward movements. "Then you might start to think less of me because I am going to take advantage of that~"

"Oh~ Take every advantage you want, Maestro Ezio~"

When Adriano was questioned why he was walking funny for days, he grinned and revealed that yes, Ezio Auditore the Assassin was just as skilled as they had all imagined.

Leonardo/Ezio!

[(Anonymous)]

Sequel request, here, for this (http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/16841.html?thread=1005001#t1005001) prompt's fill.

Anon would really, really love to see Ezio finally confessing to being in love with Leonardo (thanks to his realization during his night with lovely little Zola), and then them making sweet, sweet love (with Ezio bottoming <3).

Bonus points for Leonardo knowing Ezio was in love with him, but wanting him to make the first move~.

Re: Leonardo/Ezio!

[(Anonymous)]

You really want me to continue this? *awe face*

I think you're my favorite person right now. When I wrote Unfortunate I was terrified nobody would like it and I didn't get very many people who said anything when I posted it, I was kind of afraid it had been a bust.

You really, honestly, just made me so very happy. *hugs you*

<3

Two ideas for Leonardo related fics

[(Anonymous)]

So....just finished all of the missions where Ezio goes into his past memories, visiting the moments with Cristina, I believe.

Ye gads, but the Carnivale one was depressing, when I tried to follow Leonardo...I was blocked by the white wall of DOOM...the whole scene felt bad, causing me to wonder outloud, "Leo? Leo? Is this the end? Is this when the Templars appear since you are alone and walking away from me?" (Glares suspiciously around the Carnivale, just DARING the Harley Quinn to pop out.)

There are a FEW pieces of fic out there mentioning when the Templars approach/coerce/threaten Leonardo to join, but I wonder what any writers would think about playing around with this particular memory/scene.

SECOND idea, which I actually think I might take a spin with....it never fails that Ezio always womanizes/conquers/woe female targets and such...look at the mission in AC2 where you have to steal the ribbons. >.>

SO! I'm picturing in my head, that Leonardo can run rings around Ezio, but moreso with his ability to will any MAN/MEN of his choice practically to their knees with his charm. <3

The idea I will be running with, is that one of the female novices is shy but trying to gather her courage to take on the STEAL A KISS mission, and begs Leonardo to help her, to teach her the ways to charm men (Since Ezio is USELESS and can only charm the female targets XDD)

Cue when Ezio finds out, he's all WTF with no small trace of jealous. 83

ESPECIALLY since I shall be devious and tie Leonardo into a 'mission' of his own, along with the female novice, where they have to work their 'charms' on several Papal guards. \o/

Re: Two ideas for Leonardo related fics

[(Anonymous)]

ESPECIALLY since I shall be devious and tie Leonardo into a 'mission' of his own, along with the female novice, where they have to work their 'charms' on several Papal guards. \o/

This... this I'd like to see.

Impotent

[(Anonymous)]

So, at one point in Brotherhood you go to see Maria so she can give you more courtesan missions, and she mentions that there are ambassadors visiting from Spain(?) and Germany and tells Ezio to make them 'impotent.' I would like Ezio misunderstanding just what she meant by that, and possibly being horrified she'd even suggest such a thing, let alone how he would even go about it. Impotence is a terrible thing, no?

Re: Impotent

[(Anonymous)]

You mean, he thinks she's suggested he cut off their nuts?

[(Anonymous)]

This has been bothering me for a while, and I have no idea if its been posted yet...

Giovanni's real name is actually Luigi. Back in the day, he and his brother ran a successful plumbing business. One day, the business went bankrupt, and Luigi was forced to go into hiding. A year or so later, he emerged as Giovanni Auditore, a banker/assassino.

Idk where I'm going with this, but please, just make it cracky (if it hasn't already been done~)

O=O

[(Anonymous)]

HO. SHIT.

And Uberto is Yoshi, no shit.

DURHURHUR

[(Anonymous)]

Ever seen "A kid in king Arthurs Court" ?

Well. I want to see this done with Desmond.

Desmond being sent back to Altair's time. Like after Altair is Master assassin. UB

I leave pairings and everything else to anons who feel tickled by this prompt.

....and THERE MUST BE SOME PLAYING WITH DESMOND'S ZIPPERS. C8

Re: DURHURHUR

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man, oh man, oh MAN!

I just gotta fill this. I can't get the idea of Altair stuck on Desmond's zippers out of my head. 8D

Ezio, defeated and captured (by Cesare)

[(Anonymous)]

Either after the attack on his hometown or later while he is in Rome Ezio is betrayed (by Machiavelli?) and captured by a gleeful Cesare, who decides to own the assassin in every possible way.

Re: Ezio, defeated and captured (by Cesare)

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, OP, anon here is still busy with her fills, but she was intrigued by this prompt.

Do you prefer a short or a series? (IF I can fill, which I really want to, I can do either. I mentioned 'series' because this plot bunny has been multiplying gloriously for weeks with some other rabbit-kins.)

AC/Uncharted crossover - Mr. Drake meets Mr. Miles

[(Anonymous)]

Sooo Nathan Drake is being paid by the Templars to find Pieces of Eden (see:Only In It For The Money (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney)) because he's a ballin' treasure hunter and that's what he does best (with the exception of kicking copious amounts of ass, anyway).

So let's say that with some good old fashioned Drake sorcery ingenuity, Nathan manages to find out about the Vault in Rome and maybe even gets there before the ModernAssTeam does, and maaaybe even has the Apple in hand when the others show up. What a pickle that would be.

Just some Des on Nathan interaction would be nice.

C'mon, they're voice bros. How could this NOT happen?

Re: AC/Uncharted crossover - Mr. Drake meets Mr. Miles

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding like I have NEVER SECONDED BEFORE. I NEED THIS.

Ezio/Thane

[(Anonymous)]

Because Renaissance!Assassin and Space!Assassin should have hot, smutty sex. I doesn't matter how, anon, just get those two in bed together.

Re: Ezio/Thane

[(Anonymous)]

I never knew I wanted this until I saw. Please, please someone fill. I'll be brainstorming for a way to make this work, but I have SO many other fics to work on. @_@

[(Anonymous)]

OP!Anon APPROVES of this greatly and awaits more giddy happy pants.

U"B I snorted milk yp my nose reading this. <3<3

[(Anonymous)]

Errant comment!!

AC:B Prompt Ezio/Leo

[(Anonymous)]

Has anyone been in the fights in AC:B? Ezio is packing something /huge/ in those tight pants of his, no wonder every women every jumps on his dick . I want cock worship here anon. Seriously like prolonged fellatio because Leo's so impressed with his size, or something.

Re: AC:B Prompt Ezio/Leo

[(Anonymous)]

SERIOUSLY. Was I the only one who kept going back the mercenary barracks to fight in the basement just get a look at Ezio's fine-ass, shirtless form? Way to go on the fanservice, Ubisoft!

And word on the tightness of those pants. No wonder that little bastard struts around like he owns the place...

Leo/Maria

[(Anonymous)]

What. Don't look at me like that.

They've obviously known each other for a long time, and how can she resist when he visits the villa? He is so very sweet, after all.

basically, mom takes comfort in Leo's familiar face *andmaybemore?coughcough*

as2's Maria, obvs

Claudia, being Badass

[(Anonymous)]

SPOILERS!
Well, sort of, nothing too big but oh shit did I pop a fem-boner for that part in AC:B. My request is simple.

I just want a fic of Claudia being badass and screwing up shit for the Templars in their hunt for Ezio (especially since she proved that she knows very well how to use a knife). Whether this is done by sending her courtesans out to trick some people or her actually beating them up and knifing them doesn't matter to me.

Re: Claudia, being Badass

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds awesome. I loved Claudia being a bamf

Needz moar sobbing! (h/c)

[(Anonymous)]

Anon really, really wants someone to completely break down over something. Not quiet, manly tears -- full on breakdown, nonsensical babbling, the WHOOOOLE shebang, while their friend/lover tries (and fails) to calm them down, feeling horrid and useless as they're being clung to. Really would love to see Altair being the one crying, with Malik trying to comfort him, but anon wouldn't be against Ezio/Leo, as long as Ezio is the one crying. >3<

Re: Needz moar sobbing! (h/c)

[(Anonymous)]

h/c!craving!anon wants this! Someone please do!

[(Anonymous)]

I can't believe no one's requested this [that I know of] but here goes. :/

Altaïr is so used to doing menial tasks [aka collecting flags] that when Malik tells him to go find a Needle In A Haystack as a form of GTFO MY BUREAU NOVICE, he literally tries to. When Malik discovers this, he becomes an uber dick by playing along and even places a single needle in a haystack surrounded by Templars.

Sorry if this is too specific but I just want something with that age-old Needle In A Haystack and Malik being a dick. I want lulz, dammit. :c

[(Anonymous)]

I second this. It sounds HIGH-LAR-EE-OUS. Make it happen, anon!