Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
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Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

CESARE/EZIO SPOILER? (for people who haven't played Brotherhood yet)

[(Anonymous)]

I would like a fic where Cesare and Ezio didn't know who each other were. Say they met in Venice or Florence and both are just looking for some release. Cesare is kinda intimidated because Ezio's older than him. It could be set in the late 1400s or early 1500s, but it has to be before they even really met.

You can end it with the attack on the Villa, where Cesare was really motivated to attack not only for the Apple but because of the fact he had sex with an assassin.

Or end it where they part ways. I don't know, maybe when Ezio kills Cesare...or does he?

Put any kinks you want!!! Fleching, spanking, orgasm denial, rimming, etc. HAVE AT IT!!!

Re: CESARE/EZIO SPOILER? (for people who haven't played Brotherhood yet)

[(Anonymous)]

So much seconded, it's almost thirded!

Blanket scenario

[(Anonymous)]

I've never posted before so here it goes...

I'M JUST A SIMPLE, VANILLA ANON WHO LOVES FLUFF.

Um. I'd like to see simple blanket fic with Altair and Malik. Yep. UHHHH fluff is nice but if it led to some grinding and fondling that would be good too huhuhuhu

Re: Blanket scenario

[(Anonymous)]

FUCKING CLAIMED. I love writing fluff for these two. I'm just as vanilla as you, anon.

[(Anonymous)]

I have no clue how someone would work this in, but I have a sudden, insane craving. I greatly desire to see SOMEONE buried alive! *is horrible*

I want horrible, HOLY CRAP I'm going to die. Followed by much comforting AFTER the buried one is rescued. And the rescuer kinda freaking out too would be even more awesome!

Would prefer slash of the Altair/Malik, Leonardo/Ezio, or Shaun/Desmond variety, but gen friends is cool too!

Again, I have no clue how this would be done, but please! Some wonderful anon needs to make this happen!!

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck yes. Seconded.

Aftercare? Alt/mal

[(Anonymous)]

This must be the oddest (and maybe meanest) thing I've ever requested, but we're all friend here right...?

I'd like to se some aftercare, especially if it's the kind where the sexings are interrupted because one uses the safe-word or something similar. Hopefully it could be Alt/Mal, since I'm very fond of them and think they would have an interesting emotional-awkward-genuinely-concerned-thing goin' on.

So yeah, just make one really uncomfortable, to the point of wanting to stop, and then go from there.

Re: Aftercare? Alt/mal

[(Anonymous)]

By "safe-word", do you mean "ouch", or something?
Sorry. I iz very confused (well, there goes those wasted years in elementary school ... learning basics, my ass; I still call llamas donkies -_-).

Fucktoy Leonardo

[(Anonymous)]

We need some Leonardo as someone's fucktoy/sex slave or something because I swear the rest of the AC crew has received this treatment. It doesn't matter with whom, if he is complacent or rebellious or brainwashed out of his mind. I just want to see Ezio being forced to watch and if he does rescue him, getting Leonardo "back".

I swear, I will give up my first child to anyone who does this.

Re: Fucktoy Leonardo

[(Anonymous)]

ohmygod, this image in my mind is kiiiiilling mee and i want to write this so hard, but i have never written anything so hardcore

Leonardo being a man!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not talking about dominant Leo, as much as I know all of you like that :p but I'm talking about Leonardo standing up for what he deserves. I've read more fics than I can count on one hand about Ezio cheating on Leonardo with a bunch of random women and all of Leo's reactions have ranged from: quiet acceptance, forgiveness, obliviousness, and "punishment".

I want Leo to do what any self-respecting person would do, and that's giving Ezio the boot on the first offense. Because that man can do better than a promiscuous womanizer who barely comes to visit; we know it and so does Leonardo.

Extra special bonus points if the anon does not find some way to have Ezio win him back.

Re: Leonardo being a man!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm working on a fill for this, because Leo has self-respect, dammit! One question: would you object to Leonardo agreeing to stay friends with Ezio after the breakup? Their friendship would be obviously strained, but Ezio's not so much of a douchebag that he wouldn't be remorseful so I figure Leo would give him another chance - just not trust him enough (ever) to go for another chance at a romantic/sexual relationship.

Giovanni/Lorenzo

[(Anonymous)]

a story of Lorenzo falling in love with Giovanni over time ever since Giovanni saved his life when he was 8. Idk i'm in the mood for something fluffy with a hint of angst (maybe when he is a teenager and well Giovanni is honorable and won't let anything happen or thinks its just a crush)

Re: Giovanni/Lorenzo

[(Anonymous)]

Lorenzo was six when Giovanni saved him, but other than that, seconded!

Prison!AU

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not sure if this was requested already, if so, I apologize.

Since we already have(several) modern!high school AUs, how about the obligatory modern!prison AU?
You know, the usual: Prison gangs, testosterone-laden jail hierarchies, pleads of innocence, corrupt and evil wardens, established badass long term inmates being protective of maybe not so badass newbies, don't-pick-up-the-soap-ery in the showers, and genereal prison gayness - stuff like that.

Would love it to be centered on Altaïr and Malik, but seeing as this an AU, any character could make an appearance.

Pretty pretty please?

Re: Prison!AU

[(Anonymous)]

There is an amazing Prison!AU on the first meme. Like, epic, with multiple pairings to make everyone happy. :D

Kadar the Stalking Ghost?

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, okay I don't mean it in the bad sense but I recently listened to this song again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9yWRZ9Ep-Y

Prompt: Kadar's ghost/spirit interacts with Malik during the time he still hated Altaïr. But as Malik gradually forgives Altaïr, he can no longer see Kadar, figuring he imagined Kadar as a form of guilt. What he doesn't know is that Kadar really was there and even though it hurts to know that his big brother can no longer acknowledge him... he still watches over him.

TL;DR - this song with Ghost!Kadar and Malik. Make me emotional, Writer!Anon~!

Re: Kadar the Stalking Ghost?

[(Anonymous)]

TENTATIVE 'I got this' but don't let that stop anyone else from giving this a try!

Desmond's Ass

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, Desmond's ass.

It's so...flat.
Amazingly so.

Please anons, fulfil my need for more attention on this amazing part of Desmond's anatomy.

Re: Desmond's Ass

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's the jeans, cuz man... if we're going with the "Desmond looks like Francisco Randez" way... it ain't flat at all (and that's why it's amazing) http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/173762456_6b2d4ca495_z.jpg

Oh man what happened last night?

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by that party prompt a few pages ago or whatever.

Malik and Altair go to some party cuz they're kewl college kids and the next morning they don't remember a thing!

THEN.

Altair is uploading his camera or something for some reason and finds a recording of HIM AND MALIK FUCKING. Like crazy intense. At the start you see them drunkenly setting up the camera for the perfect angle and everything. (they're probs roommates)

Maybe Altair is disgusted/in denial at first but while he's fucking Malik, Malik turns his head and looks straight into the camera and Altair is like
I WANT HIM NOW.

Plz. :>

Re: Oh man what happened last night?

[(Anonymous)]

I like you, anon, I like you alot.

Phantom Pains

[(Anonymous)]

So, anon was reading a very interesting book about reflections and mirrors in art, medicine and psyche and came across the most fascinating passage on phantom pains. Being the horrible fan they are their first thought was 'MALIK. PAIN. NO ARM.'

So, this anon would very much like to see Malik suffering from phantom pains and how he recovers from them (if he does, that is up to writeranon). It can be slash or h/c if writeranon wants it to be, I don't mind, I just want to feel sorry for Malik.

Also, no healing cocks, please. I don't mind sex, or even sex being stopped because of phantom pains being too much, but I just can't see a solution for such intense emotional and physical pain through sex. Thanks.

Make me feel bad for requesting this, anons :)

writeanon

[(Anonymous)]

Claiming this shit cause this is a prompt I've been waiting for!

keep each other warm

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the fact that I'm snowed in at the moment... I want two people also snowed in, but minus the a (good) heating system, and they decide to keep each other warm by sharing body heat... if you know what I mean :D

Re: keep each other warm

[(Anonymous)]

Huhu art!filling if you want ! (mind me drawing something teeth rotting instead of big ol' smut? I can't draw cocks for a living)

Any pairing in particular? :D

Shaun/Desmond + William = Awkwardness

[(Anonymous)]

In one of the emails between Shaun and William M. it says

"I don't know what you've heard about this place, but there will be a lot here to show you that I know you're going to love. Lots of history."

For some reason this seems like an odd comment to send to some distant email buddy. This anon is requesting that a past Shaun/William with a current Shaun/Desmond where for the team and William meet. Oh yeah, William is Desmond's long lost daddy.

Awkwardness ensues.

Re: Shaun/Desmond + William = Awkwardness

[(Anonymous)]

Oh wow. I was going to make a similar prompt. Awesome. Totally seconding this.

I know it's probably because Shaun works with so many of the assassin's in the field, but I thought the emails he shared with William were interesting. You'd think he'd be telling Lucy about the status of the other teams since she seems like the unofficial leader, but he tells Shaun info that he suggests witholding from the others. And if I remember correctly he mentions that he'd contact Shaun at 3am. when Desmond would be the only other person up? So much potential.

I know I'm not the OP but I think it'd be funny to see a bit of jealousy on both Desmond and William's part. Desmond would be jealous of the shared history the two have while William misses what he used to have or something like that.

I'd take a shot at writing this, but I have no idea when I'd be able to get it done. So much school work. So I really hope someone takes this prompt.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know how many fics I've seen where Altair offers his life to Malik as retribution, but in everyone I've read he turns him down and they have a moment and all's well. Can someone write a fic where Malik goes through with it, and afterwards regrets it. He doesn't even have to succeed, just do enough to feel bad.


Cause, ya know, he already doesn't have enough guilt already

[(Anonymous)]

A THOUSAND TIMES, THIS.

Animal companions rule

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so for those of you who have played AC:B, have you noticed how incredibly loyal those random mounts are? I mean, I eventually stuck with one horse and stopped stealing whatever was nearby, but that guy would follow me everywhere. I swear there was one time I was climbing a Borgia tower and I hear this shrill winny from below and there he is, pacing back and forth as if he's determined to find a way to climb up after me.

So this anon just wants something silly about Ezio and his horse. Not bestiality, but like...bromance. Only with a horse. So...hormance? horse-companion awesomeness.

Re: Animal companions rule

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! Those horses creep me out, though. In AC II where it can't follow you into cities, my horse would wait outside until I finished the mission. I'd look out from a ledge and it would be there, waiting just outside the city gates.

AUDICEST!

[(Anonymous)]

Federico/Ezio.

Ezio boasts about how great of a fuck he is. Federico doubts him. Ezio responds by giving him a lapdance, then leaving. Angry at how much of a tease his brother is, he sneaks into Ezio's room at night and ties him up. Federico fingers him until he breaks and starts begging to be fucked. His older brother obliges and fucks the hell out of him.

TL;DR: Ezio gets fucked by Federico. Hard.

Re: AUDICEST!

[(Anonymous)]

fuuuuuuuuck yeeeeessssss <3 Seconded!

cesare/leo/ezio angsty triangle

[(Anonymous)]

if this has been requested before feel free to ignore


~possible brotherhood spoilers ahead~

so. leonardo ends up working for the borgias. i'd like to see a fic in which ezio feels betrayed by leonardo, even if it wasn't leo's fault, and of course we need some evil smirking cesare in there as well perhaps fucking leo whilst ezio watches honhonhon.

bondage, angst, sex slaves and kinky smut... all is welcome!
as for pairings cesare/ezio is my fave but feel free to put in anything

Fill. Sortof. [1/?]

[(Anonymous)]

So, this may not end up how OP wants because I just can't imagine Ezio watching while Cesare fucks Leonardo, my brain just won't go there. Also, I am very short of time so I don't even know if this will go anywhere :/ So please another writer!anon feel free to post your take on this as well.


Ezio Auditore stood on the stone landing in the fading light of evening, arms folded across his chest.

"Ezio!" said Leonardo, and started towards his friend. Seeing the expression on Ezio's face, he stopped short.

"Leonardo." Ezio kept his arms folded. His bearded face was grim, his eyes narrow beneath his hood.

"It is good to see you, friend," Leonardo said, but his stomach began to twist with doubt.

"I hear you work for the Borgia now," said Ezio, his voice dangerous.

"Ezio, they have commandeered my services," Leonardo began. For some reason, he had hoped Ezio would understand. "Cesare would have killed me, had I refused." Even as he said the words, Leonardo realised they would mean little to a man like Ezio Auditore. Ezio would expect any of his allies to die before betraying him - just as he would do for them. Leonardo had never thought of himself as a coward. Then again, perhaps that was a part of cowardice. A question for the philosophers.

"At Monteriggioni, Cesare used the pistola you made to kill my uncle."

"Ezio, I heard. I am so sorry." Leonardo wanted nothing more than to reach for him, to be held, to feel hard arms drawing him in to the heat of his body. He wanted to explain how it was for him in the Castel Sant-Angelo - the cold walls, the complete lack of any culture or intellect among the Borgia. And, worst of all, Cesare - young and handsome and cruel.

"The weapons of the Papal guard - they are your doing, too?"

"Yes." Leonardo met his friend's eyes. "I have constructed weapons for all the Borgia guards, and other terrible monstrosities besides." He took a folded paper from underneath his cape. "You must destroy them."

Ezio took the paper. "Grazie." He turned to go.

"I did not willingly go to the Castel Sant-Angelo, Ezio," Leonardo said, his shoulders slumping with shame and sorrow. He was sure he had lost Ezio as a friend. He was unable to keep the reproachful tone from his voice. "Cesare took me against my will."

Leonardo took his leave.

***

Ezio stalked away from their meeting place, heading back to Tiber Island.

If only Leonardo had more courage, Cesare's thugs might not have been so difficult to dispose of. Ezio had to admit that it would not have helped Mario Auditore, though. Cesare would have found some other way to execute him. At least a bullet was quick.

Still, Leonardo's betrayal stung. He saw his uncle as he lay on the ground - the proud condottiere, dazed with pain, face in the dust. Cesare standing over him, raising the pistola that Leonardo had designed.

He banished the image from his mind.

It was late when he got back to the hideout, but he felt the need to work. Machiavelli was also still awake, so the two men spread a map of Roma on the table to chart the areas they had liberated from Borgia control.

As they worked, Ezio reflected on his meeting with Leonardo, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt he had missed something.

Machiavelli tapped a thin finger against a point on the border of the Antico district. "Here, Auditore," he said. "My men report that this tower is well-guarded. But if you were to take it, you would have a safe place to begin incursions into the Centro."

"Your men? I hope you mean our men," Ezio said. Machiavelli did not deign to reply.

Cesare took me against my will.

"Pezzo di merda," Ezio said, standing up.

Machiavelli looked at him calmly.

"Not you. I must go."

"Very well." Machiavelli inclined his head and continued his work.

Ezio left for the Castel Sant-Angelo.

Ezio you bastard you...

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio cheats on Leo and then when Leo say something about it, Leo goes off on him like the secret little badass we all know he is

Re: Ezio you bastard you...

[(Anonymous)]

because Ezio said it was his fault

*sorry guys, total anon fail*

Fuck, a spider! Die, you mother-fu... LAVA NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[(Anonymous)]

Minecraft.

Assassins.

Crack.

You know it would be beautiful.

Re: Fuck, a spider! Die, you mother-fu... LAVA NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[(Anonymous)]

The only thing in my mind right now is Yahtzee's giant golden cock and balls and how MASYAF NEEDS ONE.

[(Anonymous)]

http://images.4chan.org/cm/src/1296673236010.png

I want something with this, anons. It has to be made.

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't know how I felt about that picture when it was first posted and I don't know how I feel about it now... I feel like I should and shouldn't want this at the same time. Is that weird?

SOBS FOREVER

[(Anonymous)]

My request: make me cry, anons. I'm nearing the end of my first playthrough of AC2 (late to the party, shut up) and since I'm a PC gamer I can't get ACB until March. What am I going to do in that time? Mourn the loss of new Ezio antics, that's what.

So I request the biggest sobfic of all time. Death, the falling apart of a relationship, or some other form of utterly terrible thing that will have me drowning in my own tears. Preferred pairings are all the usual suspects, Ezio/Leonardo, Altair/Malik, Shaun/Desmond, though tell me if you've got other ideas, I'm ~flexible.

Re: SOBS FOREVER

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God, if there's anything that breaks my heart faster, it's watching a relationship slowly, irrevocably fall apart.

Seconding with a truckload of kleenex.

VOLPELLI. PLEASE.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear god, writer!anon, please. Volpelli. Please. Preferably fucking on the roofs in Florence, but that's up to you.

My firstborn if it's power!bottom Volpe.

STDs

[(Anonymous)]

Desmond gives Shaun herpes. Shaun is pissed because Desmond didn't tell him.

Re: STDs

[(Anonymous)]

THIS.

I'M ON IT.

Confessions

[(Anonymous)]

A more open sort of prompt, for EVERY WRITERANON OUT THERE.

A confession - how would your favorite pairing confess to each other? Only stipulation is to keep it short, simple, and sweet (the definitions of such are up to you), or, knowing the penchant for death in this fandom, short, simple, and sad - whatever tickles your fancy. In honor of a...forthcoming Valentine's day, let's get as many confessions as we can! Any pairing, any era, any setting.

Strawberry Peppermint

[(Anonymous)]

Rebecca tastes like the strawberry daiquiris she's been drinking all night. Cold and faintly sweet which contrasts nicely with the slight taste of chocolate on her tongue that tells Lucy exactly why her bag of candy got empty so fast. It's a sign of how much she's drunk that Lucy's first thoughts are to wonder if she tastes as strongly of the peppermint martinis she's been drinking.

It's not until Rebecca pulls back that Lucy thinks, She kissed me.

"So," Rebecca grins down at her as she casually takes a sip of her drink, "I was wondering, have you ever thought about dating women before?"

"Dating?" Lucy asks, feeling her lips curl up into a smile she can't stop. She blames it on the way they tingle and the lingering taste of strawberry and alcohol. "Isn't that something that's supposed to happen before the first kiss?"

"Well, only for those who're sure the answer won't be no," Rebecca says it with a bright smile, but her eyes are very serious as she looks at Lucy. Waiting.

Because Lucy's never thought about it and Rebecca knows that. Lucy hasn't thought about dating anyone --seriously or not-- since high school. Since her world view changed drastically. Nothing more than the barely there thought that it would be nice to have someone to hold every once in a while.

Rebecca licks her lips, and Lucy wants to know if she's tasting peppermint. If it makes her lips tingle even more. The fact that Lucy thinks about it is really all the answer she needs, even if she is slightly tipsy. She knows Rebecca, and she knows she won't regret this in the morning.

"I suppose," Lucy says, one hand reaching up to tangle in Rebecca's shirt and tug, "I can take an IOU on that. Since it's too late for any restaurant to be open."

Rebecca loses her drink quickly as she lets herself be pulled down by Lucy. Snorting as she asks, "Steak dinner?"

"Respect me in the morning," Lucy says and then muffles Rebecca's laughter with her lips.