Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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[(Anonymous)]

Am I the only one who thought Richard was totally checking out Altair during the Robert boss fight?

Richard/Altair, wherein Richard becomes obsessed with the mysterious assassin - bonus for masturbation and bondage fantasies, double bonus for an obsession with what is under Altair's hood.

Yer not the only one

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, OP, I too saw that heated gaze; it was so damn obvious. I mean, really, with one hot assassin twisting and turning in combat, who wouldna get turned on?

Bonus points if Richard is one to talk dirty during secks. :D

That which was lost...

[(Anonymous)]

Altaïr finds Adha's body before the Temple of Solomon mission.

Because really, when you consider that the Templars kidnapped someone who, according to the Codex, was one of the pillars of Altaïr's world, his hostility towards them - and especially towards the leader who must have ordered it! - makes a great deal more sense, especially if it was relatively recent. *doesn't have a clear sense of the timeline* ...and now I'm imagining that al Mualim sent Altaïr in there specifically because he knew that when Altaïr saw the Templars, he'd go out of control. Talk about a grenade primed to go off... Imagine his reaction if he knew they'd killed her.

(Interestingly, the reaction could be even more violent - or less. Chronic grief - the sort of grief you get when you don't know what's happened to someone - can be ugly stuff. If Altaïr knew she was dead, he'd at least have some closure.)

Oh, man

[(Anonymous)]

Goshness, your observation made me think of the Prince and Kaileena in PoP, the beginning of The Two Thrones, when they 'kill' her, and he watches. DX

I'd say that Altair would be so cold and numb that he wouldn't be able to think correctly, thus channeling his aggressions as some form of hubris.
Well, that's my opinion.

[(Anonymous)]

Crackfic in which Giovanni has to defend someone (OC? Or even Leonardo?) in a sodomy trial, and uses his *ahem* in-depth knowledge to get the guy acquitted, because as it soon becomes clear, he knows a loooottt more about sodomy than all the lawyers, or the judges, or in fact the defendant himself, who errr...was apparently DOING IT WRONG. Give me as much double entendre as you can, people.

Bonus points for flustered!Uberto and smirking!Lorenzo in the audience, cause we all know where Giovanni got his experience >3.

The court to order

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, gosh.

Giovanni would probably do the whole lawyer-slamming-his-hands-on-desk thingy while he talks about all the 'activities' with a straight face.-_-

Lots of throat-clearing and snickering, I reckon.

The Nurse Who Loved Me

[(Anonymous)]

Altair/Malik AU based on the songs "The Nurse Who Loved Me" and "Pet" by A Perfect Circle
Altair is a patient in an asylum who thinks Malik, his nurse, is in love with him. Altair will do anything to keep those other nasty patients and nurses from trying to take his lovely, beautiful nurse.

Bonus points if Malik ends up in the asylum and Altair can keep his nurse forever. <3

Mindfuck me Anon.

O.O Nurse Malik?

[(Anonymous)]

Imagining Malik with his scrubs on makes me moannn.

It would definitely be great if writer!anon would make Altair seem like a person who doesn't belong in the ward; he appears to be sane, except he asks deep and strange questions.

:D F5ing this.

Smut Altair x Ezio w/whipped cream XD

[(Anonymous)]

Plot: Nothing serious just a pwp smut between Altair and Ezio. Ezio being tied in a bed, covered and teased with cold whipped cream. Bonus if Altair also had Ezio's delicate orifice covered with the said cream. Yummy~Ezio begging and screaming at Altair for release.

Droolz at 'delicate orifice'

[(Anonymous)]

Hehehe, now, which opening do you mean? (snicker)

Yum, all the way; I'm envisioning Altair to look at Ezio with his eyes sensually hooded during the entire time.

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio and Leo are total gay bros, and one evening, after a few glasses of wine, they figure, hey, why not? They're both mega fine and mega gay, so maybe there's something there.

The next morning they realize a) they are terribly hungover b) the sex wasn't that good and c) they are not even remotely attracted to each other.

Instead, they are attracted to the same man, who happens to discover them together and finds it all terribly amusing. Your pick who the man is, though I'd rather it not be Cesare.

WHAT? NO CESARE?!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

(GASP) OP, no Cesare? But whhyyyyyyyyy? D:<

Oh, goshy; by 'total gay bros', do you mean ... as in ... well, I zunno: donning flannel shirts while picking tight, multi-colored, leopard-spotted jeans?
O.O Hahahaha

Hope a w!anon fills this.

[(Anonymous)]

Zombies. No really, I noticed you guys don't have any zombies. I would prefer AC2 but thats because im more familar with that one. not picky. anons choice. Just anything to do with a zombies.

I see dead ppl

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha, this reminds me of 'Shaun of the Dead', one of the earlier posts. XD

What I can clearly imagine is the assassins doing the 'Thriller' near Templar graves. :D

Ezio/Altair - Prison Bitch

[(Anonymous)]

I want Altair and Ezio to be cell mates in prison (They should have their own stories of why they got in there. I'm leaving it up to you but it should be something a little more serious) and one of the two (maybe after a good ol' fight?) being the other's "prison bitch" (and he should not enjoy it :p). It should be more than just the sex, though. There should at least be some story before it happens (I guess it would be good to have the two become cell mates at the beginning, maybe talking a bit (I can't imagine the two talking a lot, though) and then, in the first night, it gets ugly :D).

Note:
-Ezio and Altair shouldn't be assassins and shouldn't know each other before "meeting" in prison.
-If you want you can also use another pairing (except for Shaun/Desmond) but I'd prefer this pairing, because I think it's gonna work best with these two.

I hope this hasn't been requested before (I can't remember it ever being requested). If it has, I'd appreciate a link to it.

Doesn't this remind you of 'Oz'?

[(Anonymous)]

Does it not? I mean, the scenario sounds like one that should've been in that show.

Anyhoo, there was an earlier post thiny close to this, the EzioxLeo one, but that was fic where there wasn't that much aggression. So, this, I guess, is the first one ever requested where there's great struggle.

I could see Altair being the head honcho of the prison. XD

[(Anonymous)]

Robert/Altair - wherein Altair doesn't get thrown out of Solomon's temple. Robert decides to break in his fiery arabian stallion...
Bonus points for Malik/Altair as well.

I was thinking the sammmeeee thinggy

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, I too was inmagining this scenario when I first saw it; I mean, Robert is one hot Templar, plus Altair? Too good to be true.
And by his throwing abilities, I'd say that Robert does it rough. <3

[(Anonymous)]

If you haven't seen the two male undergrads from New Jersey sucking face to break the 32 hour, 7 minutes, and 30 seconds record for the Longest Continuous Kiss, go check them out on the Ustream site. they're at 25 hours, last time I checked.

So the request is a Shaun/Desmond college!fic with the two of them kissing most of or the entire duration of the fic. But please, put in a background! Seriously, you don't see kissing in most fics until the end. Give us some fluff!

The two undergrads are attempting to 'Queer up Guiness'.

Wow O.o

[(Anonymous)]

Whoa--that's a loonnnggg time to kiss someone. I'd probably black out!

I wanna see this happen. :D Oh, OP, what kinda fluff do you want the writer!anons out there to create?

Lovers quarrel ~Altair/Ezio~

[(Anonymous)]

Setting: AU, Venice - 1482
Kink: Forced painful sex, jealousy, angst.

Altair had a serious lovers spat with Ezio. Apparently the Master Assassin found out that Leonardo was eyeing his younger assassin lover (seeing those nude erotic Ezio sketches that Leonardo stashed away).

Ezio kept re-assuring Altair that he and Leo are friends (not knowing Leo's true feeling), accusing Altair of being downright possessive and insanely jealous (which is true).

Furious Altair left and was not seen for weeks. Dejected and lonely, Ezio became depressed and hurt by Altair actions. Leo on seeing Ezio's sad state, consoles him, but when Ezio broke down and cried, during this moment Leo kissed Ezio, who was shocked to resist.

Enter Altair behind them (who felt guilty for treating his beloved) and saw the kiss. He fled in anger just before he saw Ezio pulling away and gently told Leo that only one man holds his heart which is Altair. Leo took everything bravely even though he was hurt.

Next, Altair ambushed an unsuspecting Ezio and took him in the catacombs. There he punished his lover with forced sex and bondage. Ezio pleading Altair whose jealous steak is getting off hand.

Alright writeranons do your thing, it's your call how to end this prompt. OP request a steamy and possessive man loving between Altair and Ezio. Make Altair insanely jealous that he vowed that Ezio learned his body and soul belongs only to Altair. Ezio straining and in pain as Altair punishes him.

BP if Altair belatedly realize how cruelly he treated Ezio. The latter felt so hurt (emotionally and physically) and betrayed ran to Leo, who took him and nursed the broken assassin. Leo then saw Altair and have a man to man talk in how he treated Ezio.

Please cheer this OP up by filling this prompt. Gratzie.

One of the best AxE prompts

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, OP, this is just awe-inspiring. I tend to back away from angst, but this is too good; possessive Altair makes me squirm in delightzz.

And ruff secks in a catacomb ...

I'll stop now.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, my first request here.. /deep breath

Shaun has his bellybutton (or nipple, it's up to anon) pierced and Desmond finds out. Deliciousness ensues.

Indeed

[(Anonymous)]

THE NIPPLE
HAS TO BE THE NIPPLE

OP, can't you just imagine Desmond laving that nipple like it's the most delicious thing in the world? :D

[(Anonymous)]

Novice!Altair/Novice!Malik (in that order, plz?) – slightly consentual, slightly violent sexy times after training – in the middle of the night, in the fortress library.

:D

[(Anonymous)]

And then, Al Mualim, who likes a good nighttime read, walks in on them going at it on his desk. ;D

I just love fics like these.

[(Anonymous)]

Desmond has to assassinate Dan Brown. Shaun enthusiastically gives tactical support.

Don't care how you pull this one out but I just want to see them working together. And mocking Da Vinci's Code and Angels&Demons or something.

[(Anonymous)]

This is wonderful. Utterly wonderful.

Desmond/Lucy, Rebecca/Lucy rivalry

[(Anonymous)]

So, I was listening to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOV6I4fYnvQ&ob=av3e and then I thought about it from Rebecca's point of view.

What if Desmond and Rebecca were best friends, but were both in love with Lucy? Only Lucy has no idea about any of this, and Desmond doesn't know how Rebecca feels.

And then one day, Rebecca secretly catches Desmond dancing with Lucy and she can only stand by and watch...

But these are just rough guidelines... Filling anon can take just take it how they will and run with it.

Re: Desmond/Lucy, Rebecca/Lucy rivalry

[(Anonymous)]

Op, it's your lucky day.
I just happen to LOVE this song.

I can do an art!fill, but I'm really hoping somebody will write a fic for this.

LIKE A G6

[(Anonymous)]

Okay anons... My semi-hard cock aches for crack. And not your stupid 'DAWWW looky there, anon! There's a little crack in the corner but lots of cute desu desu fluff and hawt sex and bawbaw angst to balance out everything and make it an actual story' BULLSHIT. I don't want a story. I want FULL ON motherfucking CRACK that will make green blood spurt out of my ass. I want to feel my brain MELT. Do you understand, anonymous? Do you fucking UNDERSTAND?

So yeah, Ezio and Leonardo are dicking around with the apple or whatever, and they trip out and get physically transported somewhere (or mentally transported, whatever floats your boat) but they HAVE to get transported back with a bottle of sizzurp and a few blunts. And I want either Antonio or Bartolomeo (your choice) to get involved somehow. And I want someone to vomit jellybeans. And I want Leonardo to be a big, manly, hardcore bad ass and I want him to make Ezio feel like a pussy. And I want rave music. And I want lots of out of character slang. (Like "What the fuck Ezio, why did you eat all the motherfucking pasta!? I spent three hours on that shit, man. Three fucking hours. That's so not cool.") And I don't want anything to make ANY relative sense whatsoever. And if you wanna throw in a teeny tiny bit of cracky Leo/Ezio, that's fine too.

And... *takes a breath* yep, I think I'm done.

[(Anonymous)]

I lol'd. I lol'd so hard that my lol replaced the sun. Oh God, OP. You're the second best anon I can think of. (first best anon is me of course hurr I'm not conceited what are you even)
Anyways. I was looking for some severe Leo/Ezio crack to fill. And this took the cake. The fucking cake. Which reminds me; can I put some delicious cake (and maybe even a little Altair cameo) in the crack too, OP?

Yours truly,
(semi-hard) writerfag

Resynching

[(Anonymous)]

The Bleeding Effect is starting to take its toll on Desmond. Shaun comes up with a possible cure: use the Animus to let Desmond relive some of his own memories.

So, would the Animus be Desmond's flashback machine?

[(Anonymous)]

So, OP expects Shaun to see Desmond's memories as he relives them? And then, some type of connection with each synchronization?

Rimming, Ezio/Leonardo

[(Anonymous)]

Rimming - Ezio didn't even know such a thing existed. Leonardo demonstrates.

O.O

[(Anonymous)]

Ohhhh, gods, that's wonderful. It intrigues me to see that in this scenario, Ezio doesn't know of this; I mean, considering his player reputation, one might've inferred that he did this procedure himself. XD

Needs better Omens...

[(Anonymous)]

Assassin's Creed / Good Omens crossover? AC or ACII is all the same to me, just make it from all the silly, silly bullshit that GO entails.

Extra credit if:
-Aziraphale does not approve of Templars
-Posession occurs
-Drunkeness

(Captcha says: "hommen workers," WTF?)

Re: Needs better Omens...

[(Anonymous)]

Raaaah, why, oh why, does this prompt even exist?! I can't be bothered to get off my arse for anything, but THIS... THIS is motherfucking gold. Zira doesn't 'approve' of templars? Of course not, he barely approves of any shoes but slippers.

I love you... so damned much. And my brain hurts.

[(Anonymous)]

Shaun/Desmond

So Desmond apparently hasn't shaved in Brotherhood, and in my humble opinion, it's sexy as sin. And Shaun seems to think so too.

[(Anonymous)]

I was just going to ask for something with whisker burn when OP beat me with this request. Second!

[(Anonymous)]

You have NO IDEA how long my brain has been hiding in the kink-closet. I found out yesterday that when...somebody wiped Oreo cream filling on my stomach and licked it off like there was NO FUCKING OREO CREAM FILLING LEFT IN THE WORLD I seriously blacked out for a minute. So, me and my perverted boyfriend are requesting: Oreo cream filling being licked off of Shaun. By Desmond. The words 'sensory' and 'overload' were what came to my shaken mind in the minutes following this wonderful discovery. I started SCREAMING at the top of my lungs when my boyfriend tried to touch me. It was like he had flicked some unnoticed switch on my abdomen, making my brain only able to comprehend three words a minute and my nerves could feel AIR. I COULD FEEL THE AIR. If my boyfriend BREATHED too close to me, I flinched. I recovered after an hour or so, unable to remember what had happened. Then I saw the wonderful blue box of subliminal aphrodisiacs on the bed and all I could think was 'crumbs pillow scratchy'. Another minute washed by and I thought, 'Kinkmeme. Boyfriend. NOW.' and this is where I am now.

And yes, I do have a very sensitive stomach.

CAPTCHA says: cracker almost.

LOL

That happened to me too!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Couple of friends wrestled me to the ground and pinned my arms while they proceeded to do this. >.<
DAMN, I WAS BURNIN'~!!!!!

Anon here wants to fill. OP, whaddya say?

Vieri x Ezio and Federico x Ezio -angst+horror

[(Anonymous)]

Kink plot: Vieri wanted to teach Federico a lesson after the latter had beaten him in a humiliating fight/gamble. He can never win against the eldest Auditore, until he found out that Ezio and Federico were a couple, just after the death of their parents. To make matters worse, Vieri had been longing to own Ezio.

A dreadful plan came to him, to destroy Federico, he had to use and destroy Ezio. Two birds in one stone: destroying Federico and Ezio his own plaything.

kinks: dubcon, mind break, horror, revenge, abduction, smut.

I'd read a fill where Vieri actually forced himself on Ezio while Federico watched, in that fill Vieri was reluctant and only obeying his father's orders.

This bunny comes to mind, I would love to read an outright cruel Vieri, tormenting Federico using Ezio as leverage. I would love to read a cat and mouse, mind play between them, with Ezio as the unfortunate one in the middle. Ezio is a fighter too, but after getting to know how serious, deranged and obsessed Vieri is, he started to get afraid.

Writeranons, do work your magic on this. ^^;

My blood is boiling

[(Anonymous)]

Damn, this is so sinister that it's hot. Humble writer!anon asks OP if she could take this prompt. :D

OP, the thing that really motivated me is Federico being afraid, as in, having a mental breakdown.

OHHHH

Hooters?

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, this anon is sooo stupid and mentally cracked. I'm so sorry*facepalm*

I found out about a restaurant called Hotters. Yeah.... THAT one.
But when I thought about it, Desmond IS technically from a farm.
I don't think he knows very much about city restaurants.
So, this is my prompt, writer-anons!

I want Shaun and Desmond on their grocery shopping(or whatever writer-anon pleases)
Then, they get hungry and Desmond leads Shaun to Hooters. Awkwardness ensues.
I think it would be better if Shaun and Desmond are already going out together, but it's really up to you, writer-anon.

Bonus point if they ARE together, and Shaun gets jealous while confused Desmond is confused.
Double bonus point if Hotters waitresses realize they're together and have fangirl moments.

I don't know. This was funny when I was thinking about it.
Just throwing random ideas out there:-)

Re: Hooters?

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like a great idea! I'd love it even more if it was just Desmond (TBH, I'm kinda tired of Shaun/Desmond) but I guess it's gonna be fun with the two of them, as well :D.

[(Anonymous)]

Having wandered through Wikipedia on the topic... at 24, Leonardo was accused of sodomy with a 17-year-old male prostitute/model. ("Model" wasn't really a profession at the time.)

Leonardo is supposedly seven years older than Ezio (I think - I've lost the link that gave me the specific numbers), meaning that when Leonardo was 24, Ezio was... 17.

Anyone else think that this may not have been a coincidence?

So... how about a story where the sodomy accusations were an attack on Ezio by the Pazzi - a bit of spiteful revenge after he escaped to Monteriggoni. Leonardo was caught in the crossfire as simply an easy target, since he was a family friend and worked with male models regularly. Rather than lying low and waiting for the whole thing to blow over, Leonardo takes the legal battle to the Pazzi to defend his friend.

Case Number 2884

[(Anonymous)]

Gosh, this is just so ORGANIZED, OP! YOU'RE SO GREEEAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! WOOOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wouldya mind if anon here takes up this prompt?

You can't spit shine velcro sneakers man.

[(Anonymous)]

I saw the newer screen caps for brotherhood....and I spotted Desmond!Moustache goatee thing going on there, and that made me spawn things in my mind.

Thus this first......request.

The phrase " A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex." and "Epic Beard man" Comes to life.

As such. I would like this;

I don't care how it happens. but I want Desmond and Shaun, on a subway.

Possibly on the way back to a hide out, which ends in near public molestation of some type of nipple piercing, and eventual rubbing of Desmond's man whiskers on someone's dick.


I also want this to be from an innocent bystander's point of view. A hobo. If possible.

dearlol if some one takes this request I will love them forever with dinosaurs. D:


Hell. It doesn't even have to be all of the above.

Re: You can't spit shine velcro sneakers man.

[(Anonymous)]

Requesterhereagain. I just spotted another whisker request above and now I feel like I spammed. Sorry gaiz.