asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

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Bloody Quill

(Anonymous) 2010-05-09 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I'm adding to the pile. I'll be pleased with art or drabbles, anything.


Since Malik has had his amputation, and lost Kadar he's been spiteful to Altair until the very day Altair apologized to the Dai. Years after Altair has slain the 9 Templars including their old master Malik has been keeping the true Malik in the shadows. He's always found amusement in many ways when he was an assassin. He enjoyed taking the lives of others but only hid it from his brothers. So one day Malik decides to take a life of a Templar, and use their blood as ink for some artwork--knowing full well Malik is a mapper and not an artist, but that can be changed by some inspiration.

Altair would walk in on Malik, half naked and covered in blood. With the corpse upside-down, draining the blood into a clay bowl.

Sorry, the prompt is too long but that's what I have in mind, I don't care if it goes into psychotic-malik-angst or secks, or all of the above.

Much love to those who decide to throw-down.

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i am all over this. bloodplay!kink ahoy.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-09 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Subject 16/Lucy. Non-con, bleeding effect craziness. "The soprano is so beautiful...and she cries when I fuck her." Feel free to make it as horrible and fucked up as posible.

(Oh god I am every kind of sick and terrible person. D: )

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Oh, poor Lucy... )':

Do want.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-09 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I would love someone forever if they wrote a fic to go with this picture:

Would prefer there is sex, because there isn't enough of this pairing.

Altair doesn't necessarily have to be in it. Points if he catches them though.

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Seconded, like burning.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-09 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond meets La Volpe.

I'm not talking about the bleeding effect. I'm talking about Desmond actually meeting La Volpe.

Preferably ficfill please, because I want some luls.

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Do want.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-09 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no way that being an assassin can be good for your mental health, whether it's because they believe they are damned, or never clean again, maybe phobias, etc. I would love to see one of our dear assassins having to deal with all that.
I would prefer Desmond, but Ezio or Altair is good too. No pairings, just by themselves, trying to deal.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-25 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
The thick smell of charred flesh is erupting from my flaming anus at the wanting of this.

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Crazy World

(Anonymous) 2010-05-09 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
AU story! Ezio, via apple, ends up in 21st century, but rather finding out about Desmond and Templars, he wakes up in Leonardo's fancy New York flat, where he is a super rich and successful business tycoon with inventions and prosthetics limbs. Why else would Malik have such an amazing robotic arm? WHAT? Altair and Malik are there to? Oh my!

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-10 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I kind of hate to post this, but the idea won't leave me alone.


adventures, shenanigans, whatever. (history's a little messed up? it's the cracks. Doctor wants to meet Leonardo, one of history's greatest geniuses. Ezio has a much easier time getting up the belltower, but has no idea what to do when he gets there. Rory might be threatened by the Doctor but he's positively outclassed by Ezio. Amy has a bit too much fun. RUN WITH IT.)

bonus points for including something about Ezio noticing that the Doctor has two hearts. (sex would probably be a little much, but I could see Ezio wanting a taste of this mysterious traveler.)

(Anonymous) 2010-05-10 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
ANON you read my mind. I have somewhere on my cavernous harddrive a dumb plotline for a "holy crap the Doctor meets Ezio" fic. Not promising a fill, but I might work on it once I see that episode. XD

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Al mualim/altair and/or Robert/Altair

(Anonymous) 2010-05-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Al mualim/Altair: After the mishap at Solomon's Temple, Al mualim has Altair 'earn' his rank back, in more ways than one. Dub con, lots of humiliation, please (oh god, I'm a pervert).

Or, if you don't want to do that pairing...

Robert/Altair: Altair gets captured by Robert, but instead of killing him outright, Robert decides to have a little fun with him... Non-con, of course, humiliation, (I'm a sadist, alright?).

I don't have any particular preference between the two. Make it as dirty as possible. I want to feel guilty for even thinking about asking someone to write this ;D


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How about some Robert/Altair noncon with a tiny bit of bonus Alt/Mal angst?
Hope this is what you were after, anon.


A heavy rock cracked into the plaster above Altair, showering him with dust. Angry shouts drifted up from far below and he cussed under his breath. It was early morning and Altair was distracted, troubled after visiting the Jerusalem bureau. A stone smacked into the back of his head and for the first time that day, his body betrayed him.

Against his will Altair’s fingers loosened their hold and his vision blurred. Too stunned to find purchase to stop his fall, the assassin crashed heavily onto the ground and lost consciousness.

He forced his heavy eyes open, feeling someone dragging him up by the scruff of the neck. The pain was so immense that he wretched before his vision faded out again.

Something slapping against Altair’s cheek, almost gently, roused him from the darkness. Before he opened his eyes he tried to bat it away, but found he couldn’t move his arms. Finally he mustered the strength to raise his head and look about.

Altair growled at what he saw.

‘Well...’ Robert de Sable smirked, looking over Altair leisurely, gloves in hand.

Altair wriggled in his restraints experimentally. His hands were shackled to the stone wall above his head and his feet were bound with weights. His gauntlets were gone, as was the familiar weight of the leather brace around his torso.

‘You’ve been quite the petulant child, Altair. It’s your own carelessness that brought you here, and I’ll see to it that you’re punished for it.’ Robert smiled in a way that Altair found troubling. Why wasn’t he dead?

His head was pounding and he was confused. Although he could feel the blood caked on the back of his neck, which split open and trickled down his collar whenever he moved, he seemed mostly uninjured

The templar tucked his gloves into his belt then set about unfastening Altair’s robes slowly.

‘What are you doing?’ Altair spat, hating himself for the edge of panic entering his voice. Why wasn’t he simply run through with the Templar’s blade?

Robert chuckled and moved his hands down to free Altair of his breeches. Robert leaned in close but Altair twisted his head away.

‘I’ll kill you!’ Altair yelled, still unwilling to believe what was happening to him, what he was helpless to stop, feeling his face flush with shame.

The smirk dropped from Robert’s face and he frowned. He stepped back and punched Altair in the face sharply. When the white spots crowding his vision faded, Altair could feel his teeth loosened, and taste his own blood in his mouth.

‘No talking.’ Robert said flatly.

Robert trailed his hands along the inside of Altair’s thighs; there was no denying his intentions now.
‘You are quite beautiful. Like a fine Arabian stallion.’

Altair glared at him with such intensity that a lesser man may have feared bursting into flames, but Robert held his gaze steadily.

‘But like a stallion you must be broken in. I won’t have any lip biting coyness from you’ Robert demanded.

He moved out of sight and returned with a device made of straps of leather and metal.

Robert lifted it up to Altair’s face but the assassin writhed uncooperatively. Without hesitating, Robert punched him again in the stomach, winding him. As Altair panted to catch his breath, Robert grabbed his head roughly and placed the hard wooden bit gag in Altair’s mouth.

Altair continued to stare at him defiantly, immolating him with his eyes whilst Robert fastened the straps over the top of his hood.

Robert breathed into Altair’s ear and he felt nauseous.

Walking away again, Robert rummaged in a wooden drawer, and Altair noticed for the first time that the room he was locked in was sparsely though finely furnished, and must serve as Robert’s private quarters when he stayed in Jerusalem. The templar returned with a bottle of oil, a smooth, highly polished stone object and an infuriatingly smug grin.

‘This is rather...modest compared to myself.’ Robert contemplated aloud whilst lathering the stone generously with oil.

‘But it will do, for the training of stubborn assassins.’

Altair thrashed and struggled and screamed around the gag to no avail.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-10 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Have not seen this requested yet; Shaun/Desmond, voyeurism. Who, what, and how I'll leave up to you.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-12 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
do want. voyeurism is A+

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-11 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
so, let's get some more KINK up in this kinkmeme. (bloodkink!anons have been making me very happy.)

Leatherkink! Personally I like boots and the scents, but anon is free to do whatever. some combo of Altaïr, Malik, Ezio, Leo, Des, and Shaun preferred. go for it.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded, like mad.
So mad, my anus burns for it.

Dead Cows... Oh Really, Leonardo?

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-11 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, first request made by anon. I've filled one prompt, am in the process of filling a second.


I want Ezio/Altair or Altair/Ezio. IDC HOW YOU DO IT ANON, MAKE IT WORK.

The kink being dub/noncon, chains, and either or both of the characters being oblivious to their shared blood.



(Anonymous) 2010-05-11 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
Can never get enough of this pairing.
Yes. Please.


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(Anonymous) 2010-05-11 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair justifies raping Malik because everything is permitted. Malik convinces himself it's not happening because nothing is real.

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This prompt is amazing. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-11 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
FFFF anon,

This is full of pure win.

And I am crawling for more.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
D/s with Malik & Altair. Loving D/s though! Um. I'm thinking Altair is really over stimulated but just wants to please Malik. Mild masochism is encouraged on Altair's parts but more of a Slap-kiss thing.

Top and bottom arrangements are really unimportant so long as Malik is more dominant and Altair is submissive. It might be easier to have Altair on bottom though.

tl:dr Overstimulated needy Altair being fucked by Malik who's totally in control.

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sksdjf dear god yes.


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(Anonymous) 2010-05-12 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
ANYTHING with Ezio/Altair!! Because this pairing has not seen enough action, gosh darn it. I don't care how they can exist at the same time - the important part is that they somehow meet, Altair is faintly annoyed and amused by Ezio's presence, much back and forth banter/insults/veiled threats/snark ensues, which leads to sex...etc. etc.

Or you know, anything! Just give us some Ezio/Altair, please!?

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-13 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Just read this off a forum and thought it could totally be somehow incorporated in the snark part of your prompt:

"I just got to that part in the game where Da Vinci fixes your hidden blade for you. Then he says he has to cut your finger off and then does a full reversal, tossing out some "modification" line. I played an hour of this game expecting Ezio to cut his finger off in order to become an assassin. Where's HIS commitment to the "Assassin's Creed"? P'feh. I've already decided Ezio is a chump compared to Altair. I mean, Ezio has parents, sex with women, a finger. Geez. Some fucking celibate assassin he turned out to be."

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sono il tuo schiavo

(Anonymous) 2010-05-12 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
let's get some master/slave kink up in this bitch!

preferred pairings are lorenzo/giovanni and leonardo/ezio


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(Anonymous) 2010-05-12 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucy and Rebecca hadn't seen each other for years, y/n? Anon would love to see a fic where they were secretly-in-love back then, but never confessed (because she thought it would pass/never admitted to it herself/whatever). Cue seven years later, they meet again, and their feelings haven't changed, or perhaps absence has indeed made the heart grow fonder.

tl;dr: Lucy/Rebecca romance, plz.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-12 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Yes. This.

The kink meme is in desperate need of the girls.

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Federico FTW!

(Anonymous) 2010-05-12 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry if there already is a request like this but I really couldn't be bothered to look through all 18 pages (full of awesomeness, BTW :p).

I'd love something with Federico. Either Federico/Ezio, Federico/Leonardo or maybe also Federico/OC (In which case it should be a guy, about the same age as Federico. Maybe another Florentine noble? One of his friends? I'm gonna leave it up to you). If you pick one of the latter two, it would be great to have Ezio walking in on them or maybe overhearing it and teasing his brother with it later on. Anything soap-opera-ish like that is welcome (I hate such things on TV but in FFs it's just awesome :D). I don't care whether it's before the deaths of the Auditore men or whether you use an AU in which they survived (even though the latter one might be more interesting).

There's just so little proper slash with Federico (which I don't understand because he's absolutely hot and has such a sexy voice. Plus, we see so little of him in the game that writers could really shape his personality the way they wanted).

OMG. Didn't mean the request to be so long :p. Sorry. I hope someone is gonna do this :). Thanks in advance!

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Write!Anon here. Can do. I need to write me some Feddy slash.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-13 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
This anon just bought AC2.
Desmond is experiencing everything Eizo is, right?...and Eizo is a 17 year old boy who climb walls to get into people's bedrooms (Female AND male?). Boys will be boys ;-)

Back in 2012: Cue orgasms in the chair and everybody, including Desmond, being horrified/shocked/disgusted/whatever for different reasons. SHAUN/DESMOND IF YOU WILL IT.

Shaun: Distracting, because hot guy creaming himself behind his back is not a good environment to work in.
Lucy: TMI did not need to see Desmond's orgasm face.
Rebecca: "you creamed all over MY chair, my BABY?!?"
Desmond: *shockhorror* D-: plzkillmenao.

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Yes someone doooo eeeettt! Seconded, so hard.

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AC/Dexter Crossover

(Anonymous) 2010-05-14 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
This anon has recently become obsessed with Dexter. H'oshit, I love everything about him, 'cause he's just so damn quirky.

What I'd like to see is Ezio in Miami, modern day, doing what he does best--killing evil men. Drug kingpins, gang members, all the general scum of the Earth.

I'd love for Dexter to witness him killing one night, and again another night, and again and again, subsequently mistaking him for a serial killer. And I want Dexter to hunt Ezio, and to spend time hunting him, slowly planning his attack, and carefully too.

I want Dexter to catch Ezio off-guard, to put him down, strip him naked and tape him up. I want him to get so close as to taking a sample of Ezio's blood before he finds out he's has the wrong man. That the 'evil' man he's been hunting all along is another righteous killer, much like himself.

...Wow, I didn't mean to be so specific but, I need this like burning, anons. So other Dexter fans: Make it happen please.

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writeanon will be on this after a couple of other things, probably, because BEST IDEA EVER why did i not think of this before.

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Awkward request is awkward, but....

(Anonymous) 2010-05-14 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Could we get a sexy Rebecca in sexy lingerie up in here?


What! I'm just curious about how she would look, that's all!

*run and hides*

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-14 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
artfag here to tag this because we need more sexy women in this fandom

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4th artfag with fill!

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Ezio/Leo - Office sex

(Anonymous) 2010-05-14 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Completely off the wall, but...

I have a mad craving for Ezio/Leonardo having sex on a desk, half dressed in suits. With Salai (as Leo's secretary) listening over the intercom.

I blame this:

Altair x Maria pregnacy fic

(Anonymous) 2010-05-14 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi I think Maria and Altair need some more love on this meme! I'd either like pregnacy sex with Altair being very hesitant with a preggers Maria, and Maria being all fuckmenow, you're not going to hurt me !

Or a fic about when Altair found out that he'd knocked her up and is freaking out about becoming a dad. If you ca
can fit some Malik in there I'd love you to pieces

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Want! Yes this couple needs more love!!

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-14 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)

Not too concerned with how they meet, but whatever the circumstances, Altair and Shaun wind up alone together somehow, and sooner or later, Altair's arrogance begins clashing with Shaun's more "charming" personality characteristics. End result: Altair showing Shaun his place by pinning him down and making him beg before screwing him.

Kinks: Begging, possibly with a side of bondage?

^^; First time requesting here. Thanks a bunch!

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
God DAMN what I wouldn't give to see this. O___O How has this puppy not been seconded yet?! *seconds furiously*


(Anonymous) 2010-05-15 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Because this pairing is so rare! Antonio does something silly like asks for a commission from Leonardo, and while he's talking about what he wants, he's shamelessly flirting. Things *may* ensue, depending on what you wanna write. ;)

Bonus points if Ezio finds Antonio flirting/doing inappropriate things with Leonardo and gets pissed off, grabs Leonardo away from Antonio and calls him 'his'.

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THIS. YES. Antonio just has that creepy sex fiend air about him, I want to see him perv all over Leonardo.

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