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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Malik/Altaïr - In which Malik takes advantage of Altaïr's guilty and humbled state and uses it to abuse him (mentally and/or physically). Post Solomon's temple, before Altaïr's apology. I want to write it myself, but I am quite honestly too cliche a writer to let myself do so.

I would love to read about their interactions up to the mutual apology, but anon is not fussy. Put in and leave out whatever you wish. If it prompts you to write anything even remotely related, I will be happy to even have that much.

[(Anonymous)]

Will try to fill!

SHAUN'S HOT VOICE

[(Anonymous)]

Shaun/Desmond
Dirty Talk
'Cuz let's face it my fellow anons: that accent is what wet dreams are made of.
Desmonds sleeping... or trying to

Anonfag would also prefer it if this is Shaun putting the moves on poor, unsuspectng OHGODwhat'reyoudoing(ohwaitIthinkIlikeit)?!Desmond.

Re: SHAUN'S HOT VOICE

[(Anonymous)]

FFFFFFFFFF

YESSSSS!!!

NEEDS MOAR ACCENTS

[(Anonymous)]

Shaun/Desmond
Shaun finds a particular side-effect of the bleed effect sexy
Namely: Desmond's use of Italian
Anonfag would love it if there was a slow build up of Shaun noticing it, 'pondering' it, and then jumping poor Desmond.

Rest is up to you anons

Re: NEEDS MOAR ACCENTS

[(Anonymous)]

FFFFFFF-- i love you anon

Can someone PLEASE write this!?

Animus Malfunctions

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio/Desmond/Shaun

The Animus 2.0 breaks while Desmond is syncing between Ezio's memories and Desmond gets to meet his Italian ancestor
The girls leave to mess with some technical jargon while Shaun watches over Desmond
Ezio then tries to get answers out of Desmond with his own special brand of "interrogation"
Shaun creepers in on that shit

(I apologize for my specific requests. I'd just love to see these scenarios in fic fomr, but sadly I lack the writing gene.)

Re: Animus Malfunctions

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god that's hot. Seconded desperately.

[(Anonymous)]

OC here *smirk* I <3 you

Co-workers

[(Anonymous)]

Desmond swallowed a moan, focusing on not tipping the wobbly chair back far enough to send them to the floor and trying not to blow his load like some teenager. Both were surprisingly hard to do with Kyle fucking himself on Desmond's cock like his life depended on it.

Kyle moaned like a porn star as he bounced on Desmond's lap. Eagerly taking his cock in and begging, demanding more even as his pretty blue eyes rolled into the back of his head. Desmond swore viciously as fought to stay still, to keep his body centered, as he felt the chair begin to pitch backwards again. Because stopping? Was out of the god damned question.

Desmond knew that Kyle, fucking cocktease that he was, would have no problem just walking away. Even after he'd spent their entire shift teasing the fuck out of them both. A touch here, an interesting massage when the shift got slow, and the things he did with the bottles... Desmond tightened his grip on the man's thighs holding back the urge to thrust into the tight ass at the memory.

"I love your cock," Kyle moaned out as he seated himself. Almost purring as he ground down on it. "Need a shirt for it. I heart Desmond's big hard cock. I'd wear it all the time."

"Shut up," Desmond shifted forward again as the chair wobbled. Hands holding Kyle tight enough to bruise, and he didn't really care that Kyle was stupid enough to show up at work the next day with a shirt like that. He was so close to coming that nothing else mattered except that Kyle not stop moving like that.

"With glitter," Kyle gasped, back arching and speeding up. "Rainbow glitter, pink hearts. The whole works."

"Fucking-" idiot, Desmond wanted to say, but that was the point where Kyle lost it. Came across Desmond's stomach and tightened so fucking good around him. He moaned as he came not even really feeling it when the chair tipped back sending them both to the floor with a resounding crash.

little baby brothersss.

[(Anonymous)]

Malik/Kadar or Federico/Ezio. Younger brother is self-pleasuring, older brother walks in. Uh-oh. <3

Re: little baby brothersss.

[(Anonymous)]

Do want

[(Anonymous)]

Leonardo/Ezio - bondage, s/m, toys, orgasm denial and whatever little extras writer!anon wishes to add.

Leonardo knows that even though Ezio claims to love him he still has sex with women, he doesn't like it but he understands. He's a little less understanding when he finds out Ezio is having sex with other men.

Little bit of Leo!angst before Leonardo decides to lay down the law.

[(Anonymous)]

YES. SECONDED SO HARD.

...I actually think this would be really cool to right (if I didn't suck at smut D8)

Someone else better write thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

[(Anonymous)]

Altair/Malik, NONCON. or as non-dubcon as you can get.
Make me feel as horrible for wanting this as you can pls anon~

[(Anonymous)]

so who's on top?

[(Anonymous)]

Got this great idea last night. Desmond is suffering delusions because of the bleeding effect. Trapped in his own mind he has no choice but to watch as Altair and Ezio go at it. He is at first disgusted but then excited about what he sees in his mind. Kind of a voyeuristic/masturbating fetish going on here.

Reflection [1/3]

[(Anonymous)]

[A/N: Not particularly accurate to the prompt, oh well.]

I.

Somewhere along the line, a week into the move to the Supposedly Safe Cabin in the Forest, ghost horses and chariots coming out of nowhere became people; people whom Desmond recognized from his Fun Times in the Animus. He’d see Bartolomeo, addressing a group of condottieri, coming out of the kitchen, or turn a corridor and come face to face with Leonardo, seemingly painting something onto the walls, or walk into the lab room and find Malik striding across before him, scrolls in the crook of his arm.

To be honest, he found this somewhat more comfortable than the ghost horses. Three days into the new sort of delusions, he was even becoming to welcome them. With only Lucy seemingly giving any sort of a fuck about his well-being, being surrounded by imaginary friends all the time was reassuring, if in a crazy schizophrenic way.

Two more days into the new delusions, however, they became odder. He would find Leonardo chatting with Malik, next to the security feeds, or Paola walking with a rafiq down a corridor and into a wall. Reality was merging. Fascinated, Desmond wasn’t sure if it was stupidity or insanity that kept him from mentioning this to Lucy.

One chilly morning, the psychosis came to a head: Desmond woke up to find two men pressed against the wall beside the window of his cramped room. Blinking dumbly, wondering if his Friends-of-my-Ancestors illusions had just turned into something with less Happy Families and more Death and Destruction, Desmond rubbed at his eyes and peered closer, then recoiled instantly with a yelp of disgust.

It was a good thing that the Animus Hallucinations didn’t seem to come with sound involved lately. Ezio was pressed against the wall, palms to either side of his shoulders, cheek to the roughened wood, face slack in pleasure, his mouth open and panting; his breeches stripped to his knees. Against him, clearly taking his time, was Altaïr, teeth sunk into the base of Ezio’s neck as he snapped his hips upward, rolled, then drew out slowly, his fingers curled tightly into desperately bucking hips.

“I can’t believe you guys,” Desmond declared, flushing and averting his eyes, darting quickly out for the bathroom. He was going batshit crazy. After they saved the world the final weapon, or artifact or whatever it was Minerva had mentioned had better include a built in therapist-

Reaching the bathroom and slamming the door shut, Desmond washed his face vigorously, coughing. Scrubbed clean, he looked up into the mirror. “Oh, fucking… Jesus Christ.”

Behind him, in the grimy tub, Altaïr was seated with his legs splayed, his right hand clenched over Ezio’s shoulder, the other fisting his leaking cock, while the Italian leant forward, one hand on the edge of the tub and the other against Altaïr’s chest, head thrown back, eyes closed as he ground down in Altaïr’s lap, teeth clenched in evident ecstasy.

Staring in horror, wondering if his life could get any worse, Desmond felt his own cock give and appreciative twitch in his jeans.

“Oh… oh no you don’t,” he muttered, squeezing his eyes shut. “Don’t be disgusting, Des. Even if your brain is going all to shit-”

“Could you have the nervous breakdown elsewhere, please?” Shaun asked mildly, from outside the bathroom. “Some people need to use the loo.”

“Oh fuck you too, Shaun,” Desmond said bitterly, too tired and too pissed off to swallow it and roll over, this time. “My brain is trying to convince me that my ancestors are getting it on in the tub. You can go outside and pee into a bush. Hopefully your goddamn dick will freeze off in the process, asshole.”

Tiny Altair

[(Anonymous)]

can i get something based off this [(http://images.4chan.org/cm/src/1266362961203.jpg)]? crack or serious up to anon

Re: Tiny Altair

[(Anonymous)]

Should anon assume that this be non-porn? 8I

'Ezio, your clothes look so comfortable!'

[(Anonymous)]

> u >

Ezio and Leonardo switch clothing.

Can be fic or art, but art would be lovely.


---> On this same note, if you want to write a fic for it I got an idea to get you going..

Ezio often dreams about Leonardo, but one night his dreams take a strange turn, and somehow Ezio is the artist being visited by Leonardo, dressed as an assassin.

Bonus points if Claudia and Rosa are guys in Ezio's dream.

artfill!

[(Anonymous)]

slightly fail artfill, as the pics are separate and seemingly unrelated (Leonardo is in seriousmode).

[Ezio in Leonardo's clothes (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/anyasy/20100221ez.jpg)] - swallowed by hat
[Assassin!Leonardo (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/anyasy/20100221leo.jpg)]

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio is a mental patient who thinks he is an assassin from the 15th century and Leonardo is his doctor and tries to help the poor man out any way he can.
....Guess who just came back from Shutter Island?

[(Anonymous)]

I saw another fandom's version of this once, some time ago, and it made me sad that the author never finished it. But this? This right here in this fandom? I would like very much.

If I wasn't such a looser when it came to finishing writing prompts, I'd be tempted to try it. But I am afraid that not only would I not finish, but not get the right feel to the story.

tl'dr: Please someone write this.

[(Anonymous)]

Robert/Malik/Kader non-con, after Altair runs away leaving the two brothers behind.

Robert forces Malik and Kader while bounding them together, other templars watch, and then Robert gives Malik a little *cough* push in helping out with Kader. I'm sick, I'm sorry, but you guys are really not helping any.

[(Anonymous)]

I could say "So much want" but that would not be enough to truly express how bad I want this.

[(Anonymous)]

Leonardo/Zevran Arainai(from Dragon Age: Origins)

Leonardo stops in to visit Teodora and discovers that she has an intriguing new employee. Cue the porn, possibly with ropes and chairs if you'd like.

[(Anonymous)]

OH. MY. GOD.

Anon, have my anon babies. SECONDING THIS LIKE BURNING.

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio/Lorenzo. After Ezio saves Lorenzo during the attack on the Palazzo de Medici (DLC), Lorenzo decides to 'thank' Ezio properly.

[(Anonymous)]

Want. Seconded WITH THE BURNING FIST OF MARS.

[(Anonymous)]

Following the Leonardo/Zevran request above... Alistair/Altair please. ;) Perhaps some misunderstanding regarding the definitions of Templars and Assassins.

[(Anonymous)]

... I may take a shot at this, since this kind of idea has been swimming around in my head since I started playing DA:O and found out Alistair was an ex-Templar.

It's a one-person party!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm in the mood for a Desmond fic.

Because an assassin's work doesn't stop, not even on special occasions, Desmonds feelin' a little lonely when no one realises it's his birthday. I'm thinking he starts hallucinaing in his room and he celebrates with Altair and Ezio :) ancestor partyyy. Can be fluff or smut. Or both.

Bonus points if Malik, Leonardo and others are included.

Re: It's a one-person party!

[(Anonymous)]

Oh smut smut smut PLEASE? Seconding ohsoHARD

Altair/Maria

[(Anonymous)]

Okay guys, you may hate her, but she IS canon with Altair. Plus this pairing needs more love BADLY.

Um, really any genre is good. But bonus points if Daddy De Sable is mentioned.

Re: Altair/Maria

[(Anonymous)]

It's not that I hate her, it's just that the prospect of having an angry one-armed rafiq yelling at Altair is just so much more alluring.

Do you take arts, anon?

[(Anonymous)]

Anon requests Uncle Mario/Ezio

I can't stand myself.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry -- we can. <3

OT, SORRY.

[(Anonymous)]

Guys, there's a new Assassin's Creed community up! assassinsorder.

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio/Leonardo AND Shaun/Des :D

In the Animus, Desmond watches/experiences Ezio and Leonardo getting it on, and Shaun notices that he's enjoying it a bit more than expected. Being the prick we all love, he then decides to do something about it.

Can has sex on the Animus? :D

[(Anonymous)]

I BURN FOR THIS PROMPT. Please make it happen anon!

[(Anonymous)]

I know there's a bunch of requests and not many are filled so far. I hate to be a burden, but I'm going to make a request. Sorry anons. ):

I've always had some fantasies when it comes to sex and water. I don't know why, but it's extremely sexy. If anyone can either draw or write of Ezio and Leonardo going at it. I don't care where.. Though, I do prefer Ezio being a bit older, with his sexy face scruff. If the anon chooses to keep the sexy assassin in his robes, give him Altair's armor. <3

artfill!

[(Anonymous)]

I seem to be a bit fail at drawing water. :/! Hope OP likes:
http://i48.tinypic.com/112gboo.jpg
[also, yes, ceramic bathtubs didn't exist in the 15th century, I think. ;o]

[(Anonymous)]

Shaun/Desmond

After a session in the Animus, Desmond rests but doesn't wake up. When the girls and Shaun try and force him awake, the bleeding effect makes him think he's Altair, and that he's being attacked. He jumps on Shaun, thinking he still has his hidden blade, but then believes Shaun is Malik.

Go from there anon ;) Though I'm partial to top!Shaun

[(Anonymous)]

SECOND. OH SWEET JESUS SECOND.

Animals

[(Anonymous)]

Altair and Malik being turned into an Eagle and Jackel, but only during the day, turning back to human at night, and having to work together to fix the transformations, during the quest/journey/whatever the two of them end up having sex in a hayloft or abandoned building during one of the nights.

Re: Animals

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god. I so hope eagle!Altair makes friends with the viewpoint eagles.

Seconded so hard.

[(Anonymous)]

I've been chasing Borgia couriers all day, and I find them frustrating to chase! So, what I would like to see is Ezio in a wicked mood, chasing a cute young (surprisingly fast) courier and catching him. Perhaps stealing a kiss (or his virtue!) as well as his documents. Can be as tame or as smutty as you like as long as Ezio is smug and seductive...

[(Anonymous)]

Haha. I've been stabbing Officials all day. :B YAY FOR NOTERIETY!

But yes, Anon approves of this request. -- Oh wait, I should say "I SECOND THIS SO HARD IT BURNS!"