Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

Getting some more odd ones out of the way...

[(Anonymous)]

Leonardo/Giovanni OR (and?) Lorenzo/Leonardo

Leonardo is curious about the mysterious man that flits in and out of his patron's palace at all sorts of odd times of the day, and night. And Lorenzo is a little smitten with fondly--too fondly--watching his artist-client work fantastically with his hands.

Re: Getting some more odd ones out of the way...

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God this, someone write THIS. PLEASE. OP I love the way you think.

[(Anonymous)]

Leonardo/Ezio. Leonardo tops.

[(Anonymous)]

This is so general, and someone already made pretty much the exact same request before.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm rather crap at writing, but I just can't leave this unfilled... gimme a few hours.

They left copies on the kitchen table afterwards

[(Anonymous)]

Altair stared down at Malik. He realized for the first time that the older was beautiful, and that he'd loved him since they were kids. He reached out across the counter to touch his cheek. Marveling at the softness he'd never allowed himself to think about before but now could not stop thinking about.

"A-Altair!" Malik stopped mid-rant and blushed at the unexpected kind touch. His eyes looked away as if embarrassed by something. As if hiding some secret.

"Malik," Altair smirked. He had a fair idea what that was and leaned over the counter. Lips close to the tempting flesh of the older. Wanting nothing more than to taste the sweet skin of his

~

"Rebbecca!"

"What? You can't tell me all that fighting and arguing wasn't from sexual tension."

"I'm not. Your writing is just horrible though! Men don't act like that, especially not those two particular men."

"Fine, fine. How about-"

~

Ezio ran fingers through long blond hair. Watching in somehting close to reverence at the contrast between his skin and the hair. He leaned down and kissed the lock wrapped around his fingers before letting it lose to fall to the bed with the rest of the mane.

Leonardo slept on peacefully and oblivious to the Assassin sitting on the edge of his bed. Ezio smiled and leaned down to kiss the painter's lips. The faint taste of the drugged wine still lingered

~

"No!"

"What now, Lucy? And don't tell me you think he's completely straight."

"Hell no, I think he was a slut who'd do anything that gave him half a chance. I just don't think he'd be the kind that'd date rape his best friend."

"Ugh! You're so strict!"

~

Desmond's face was on fire. He could feel it and only hoped that the light coming through the cabin window was faint enough that no one else could see it. Especially since the only other person here was Shaun. Shaun who had peeled himself out of his wet clothes like it was nothing, wrapped himself in the only blanket available in the cabin, and was now watching Desmond shiver in his own wet clothes. "Don't have all night, Miles. Unless you want to get pneumonia."

Desmond blushed harder as he reluctantly peeled his wet clothes off. He didn't want to do this but the alternative was to freeze to death in the cold. He said nothing as he walked over to the British man and sat right next to him. Twitching the other end of the blanket over him and trying not to squirm in embarrassment even as he relished the heat.

"So," Shaun shifted closer, pulling the blanket tight around them both, and rubbing against Desmond in a way that made him want to squirm in an entirely different way, "did you see anything you liked?"

~

"You're going to break something if you keep laughing that hard, Lucy."

"Oh, god! That's, it's-"

"Horrible again?"

"No! It's perfect! Keep writing."

~

[(Anonymous)]

Leonardo/Federico, please.

Deflections [1/2]

[(Anonymous)]

[A/N: I guess the good thing about multiple near identical prompts is that even if the earlier ones get tagged, the later ones can get filled in good conscience… but that being said, the archive notes 107 unfilled to 47 filled and 5 filling… ;o looks like far more serial requesters than serial writers. Though admittedly, I note that some fills are posted offsite O_o; on y-gallery and 4chan. it’s all anon! Just post here! :D]

I.

At the sharp rap on the door, Leonardo carefully set down the miniature suspension bridge he had been building with straw and sticks on a pair of bricks, and hurried towards the door. This late in the night, it could only be one of a handful of callers, all of them welcome: either a patient, unable to find a doctor in this hour, or the city guard with a corpse for his dissections, or-

Federico Auditore let himself in the moment the door cracked open, not bothering to wait for an invitation. He swept the workshop with a glance, grinned when he noted it empty, closed the door behind him and curled Leonardo up tightly against him, all in one fluid movement of practiced grace.

Laughing, Leonardo pushed halfheartedly at his lover’s arm, and froze when Federico flinched. Frowning, the artist studied the taller, younger man carefully, and then he sighed. “Fighting again?”

“Rescuing my brother,” Federico admitted, allowing Leonardo to ease out of his grasp and lead him onto a chair next to the lantern at his work desk. Federico stared curiously at the model of the bridge, and then up at the skeleton of the bat frame, making no move whatsoever to help Leonardo with his clothes. “He purposefully ran afoul of a group of Pazzi. You should have seen what they did to his face.”

At Leonardo’s look of horror, Federico added hastily, with a reassuring grin, “No, no, a rock hit his mouth, is all. He will have a nice scar for the ladies.”

“Your father allows you both to run too wild,” Leonardo said disapprovingly, as he finally managed to strip shirt and vest from Federico’s back, studying the fresh bruises that mottled bared skin. As he walked over to the cupboards to retrieve some salve, Federico chuckled.

“You say that each time.”

“Your presence here instead of at your home illustrates my point.” Leonardo set the jar on the table, dipping fingers into it and massaging soothing ointment over the purpling bruise on Federico’s right shoulder, hiding a smile as the younger man all but purred and arched. “Where is your brother?”

“With that girl, Cristina. The one I told you about.”

“The one you said might last?” Ambidextrous, Leonardo used his free right hand to knead out a kink in knotted muscle near Federico’s spine, and felt rather than heard the low moan of contentment. For such a tall man, verging on being heavily built, Federico was surprisingly tactile, sensitive, something that Leonardo often used to his advantage.

“Mm… yes, that one. I suppose… it would not hurt if he settles down, though if he is not home before day breaks father will be most displeased.”

“And you?” Leonardo asked slyly, stroking salve over the bruise on Federico’s upper arm, this one likely suffered in defense, then across, to a one high on his abdomen.

“I am very good at returning on time,” Federico curled long, roughened fingers up behind him to pull Leonardo down for a lazy kiss, his eyes dancing with mischief, the poor angle turning the kiss lopsided and sloppy, though he grinned invitingly yet as they parted. “Even if the temptation is you, caro mio.”

Leonardo pressed a little harder on the last bruise, against Federico’s flank, causing the other man to hiss and flinch. “Honeyed words will not forgive foolishness. You spend your days running about the rooftops on errands, risking your neck; and then your free time exchanging blows with thugs…”

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the other Crossover prompts, I'd love to see Ezio hanging out with Trevor Belmont of "Castlevania: Curse of Darkness". They could swap stories about their many scars, or just beat up Monsters/Templars and be totally awesome.

Bonus points for pointing out how impractical the Vampire Killer is.

shaun/leonardo

[(Anonymous)]

teacher!shaun/student!leonardo: detention, handjob
inspired by these images: http://img641.imageshack.us/i/1266824754525.jpg/ http://img205.imageshack.us/i/1266846964916.jpg/

Re: shaun/leonardo

[(Anonymous)]

It's possible that someone on Y! Gallery is already on this case.

[(Anonymous)]

Leonardo/Ezio

There are tons of requests as it is but I want to see a fic where Leonardo dominates Ezio. In particular, I want this to occur because Ezio breaks up a scuffle between Leonardo and Michelangelo and the artist is still feeling a little aggressive.

Feel free to alter ages as you see fit, considering the 23 year age gap between the artists.

[(Anonymous)]

Awwright. Dominant Leonardo is my favorite thing ever.
And Michelangelo? Pure genius.
I like this idea. I'll start working on it.
(:

[(Anonymous)]

You have forced my hand guys!!! I will write something RIGHT NOW and it shall be posted by the end of the night!

Blocked

[(Anonymous)]

Lucy stared at the screen. White and empty, the cursor blinking form it's stationary position in a hypnotic rhythm. She stared at it feeling her mind empty of all thoughts until it became just as blank. The world faded with her thoughts, and a feeling of utter serenity filled her.

"Thought you had a really awesome idea," Rebbecca's voice jerked Lucy back to reality.

"I-" Lucy coughed to clear her throat not liking how scratchy it had become. "I do, I just need to figure out where to start."

"I heard the beginning usually works best," Rebbecca said cheerfully as she pulled up a chair. Reaching over Lucy she scrolled up to look at the prompt. "So, I'm thinking you've got a bit of writer's block?"

"Shut up," Lucy scowled as she poked the keyboard. The number one appeared for a brief second before she deleted it. She tried to ignore Rebbecca's snicker. "I'd like to see you do any better."

[(Anonymous)]

;_; is all I can muster up to say. I was diffidently not expecting THAT and for it to be written so well. Please go on! Robert needs to make a pair of brothers cheer up.

[(Anonymous)]

Anon fail so hard! Sorry, I was trying to comment onto a thread. Didn't work...Ffffffff.

[(Anonymous)]

So.... -checks previous fills-

MalikDesmond - check
LeonardoDesmond- check

Is it just me, or does anyone feel bad for poor Desmond being cockblocked at the last second? I think it's time for Des to get laid.

ShaunDes. MEGA-BONUS points if both Malik and Leonardo are there when it goes down.

[(Anonymous)]

But cockblocking Desmond is fun!

(Seconded, though. Especially if the MEGA-BONUS points bit occurs.)

Clothes Trouble

[(Anonymous)]

I'm in the mood for something a little more humorous... Of course at the expense of my favorite pairing ezioxleo ;D

They never did truly realize just how complicated their outfits were. Of course, that can lead to problems in the midst of passion.

L-LOL

[(Anonymous)]

WHY DO I WANT THIS?

ANON HAS AN AU CHALLENGE

[(Anonymous)]

ASSASSIN'S CREED X REPOMAN CROSSOVER

Because Malik with a mechanical arm is a fucking badass win.

Re: ANON HAS AN AU CHALLENGE

[(Anonymous)]

Fff. I hope you mean "Repo! The Genetic Opera". >.>
Because if you do mean that, I'll second it.

IF WE'RE TALKING CROSSOVERS...

[(Anonymous)]

This idea has been bouncing around in my head for a while now for no reason in particular other than a name and an accent.

SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

Must I even elaborate?

Re: IF WE'RE TALKING CROSSOVERS...

[(Anonymous)]

/dies of laughter

[(Anonymous)]

Altair and Ezio in military outfits. More of a World-War II feel to it. Nazi uniform not necessary if you feel weird about it, but it would be loved. Yes Ezio would probably have to cut his hair but whatev you don't have to be super accurate about this.

[(Anonymous)]

hi my anus burns for this

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock Holmes and Asscreed crossover

I don't care when, where or how, JUST DO IT ANON

[(Anonymous)]

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING THIS ANYWAY. So there you get your wish I will try and post it today.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I have a request. Thanks to a bit of heavy listening to the PotC soundtack, can we get the AC crew as pirates? You know you want some sexy adventures on the high seas and assassins are practically pirates minus the rum and boats. Malik as first mate and Leonardo as the charming captive scientist from a boarded ship, perhaps. Writers, you get creative freedom with this. You know you want ths!

Bonus cookie if it turns smutty...

[(Anonymous)]

tagging

Time Paradox FTW

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio Auditore fucking someone in the back of an Audi.

Re: Time Paradox FTW

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD YES SECONDED.

Leonardo has a weakness for Auditores

[(Anonymous)]

So. First, young Leonardo was seduced by his patron's charming assassin. Later, he found his way into said assassin's eldest son's bed. Now, he finds himself utterly smitten with the son following in his father's footsteps.

Bonus points if Ezio somehow discovers that Leonardo has not only been with his brother but also his father.

Re: Leonardo has a weakness for Auditores

[(Anonymous)]

This is a fantastic idea. Unf. I really hope someone writes this, since I have no skill in writing smut. I'll gladly draw it though, but it'll take a day or so.

[(Anonymous)]

Page seven is crossover/AU page

for the writer who wants a challenge: how about some Asscreed & Mass Effect shenanigans?

Somehow, the Apple transfers Altair and Ezio onto The SSV Normandy II in the year 2185 and assassin sex ensues. OH HI THANE YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN TOO?! or y'know, whatever. Bonus points if default m!Shepard is somehow involved, and if there is some awesome Mordin dialogue about the Apple.

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck. Mordin and Leonardo together in the same room would simply blow my mind. Also, Thane is much assassiny love. And he's got a weird memory thing, too, fft.

Seconding? Why yes, I believe I am.

Vampire fic

[(Anonymous)]

I'm surprised no one did this one yet.

I wouldn't mind any of my favorite pairings:
Altair/Malik
Giovanni/Lorenzo
Ezio/Leonardo
Desmond/Shaun
(Wow, one for each generation)

Or even all of them showing up at one point or another.

But at least one of the pair being a vampire thus blood and bitting kinks.

Re: Vampire fic

[(Anonymous)]

second for any of these pairings...


accidentally unanoned there...

Same anon as Vamp one

[(Anonymous)]

Giovanni being summoned by Lorenzo's wife and asked, i.e. ordered to 'take care' of her husbands 'needs' so she won't be bothered by them needlessly.

After much thought and Lorenzo wonder why Giovanni's been so distracted/jumpy, Giovanni finally reachs a decision and tells Lorenzo of his wife's orders.

Sexness ensues eventually.

[(Anonymous)]

/dies a little of laughter and... sheepishly seconds this one

and if not maybe I'll get an idea on the morrow, fft.

[(Anonymous)]

Leonardo calls out for Mario during funteimz with Ezio back at the Villa.

Ezio is (obviously) unimpressed.

The consequences of this betrayal are up to you.

Bonus points for a non-drunk, non-rapey appearance by Mario himself.

If you decide to include Mario in anything sexual, you get double bonus triple happy dancey joy if you notice that Leo calling Mario's name is kindof a hint that Leo secretly wants it from that fit uncle.

P-PFFF

[(Anonymous)]

S-Seconded like BURNING. Just for the lulz.

[(Anonymous)]

Bartolomeo d'Alviano x anyone you see fit.

But it has to involve Bianca

lulzy, serious, whatever... Bianca must be there. She must make Bartolomeo hot.

[(Anonymous)]

Haha. Oh my god. This anon must see this. SECONDED LIKE BURNING!

[(Anonymous)]

IRL, Leonardo thought that horses were one of the most beautiful and God-like animals because of their muscles, shiny coats and long hair and how they just moved around. A parton of his wanted to gift him some Spanish stallions, but he didn't want them to be locked up or used for personal use like lifting stuff. It was even rumored that he would tear up when riders would whip them to go faster.

So based on that, how about Ezio/Leonardo on horseback...in a saddl, after Ezio coxs Leo to come take a ride with him. "Ride". Oh poor trusting Leonardo. Ezio has such a pretty white horse. =)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, this may be one prompt I really would like to be filled.

[(Anonymous)]

This anon was sorting through his AC folder and noticed a distinct lack of actual, visible cock. This disappoints me, so this is my request to any willing artist anons out there: I want frottage. Ezio/Leonardo prefered, but I will accept Altair/Malik or Federico/Kadar as long as there are dicks touching.

[(Anonymous)]

Anon is also disappointed and will be jumping on this beast as soon as she has the time (like.. tomorrow or something hur-hur)
anon also notices OP is a "he" and finds that AWESOME