Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Comments

sorry to add another prompt but...

[(Anonymous)]

can i please have some pony play with ezio/leonardo , pref. with Leo being in charge
especially love it if there was a scene with ezio trotting around the room
pretty please

Wow. I guess Leo and horses just lick together in this meme

[(Anonymous)]

Whoa. Horse play.

Might OP clarify that a bit? Anon here is quite confused with what you really want. All I can imagine is Leo and Ezio on a merry-go-round.
Except with REAL ponies. XD

[(Anonymous)]

Seeing so much love in Altair's eyes, as he holds his and Maria's newborn child, Malik feels himself slowly falling in love with Altair.

Would rather have this be a one-sided piece of angst, but if you want to hook Altair and Malik up, go ahead.

This could be a whole novel itself

[(Anonymous)]

Dun make me cry, OP. Seriously, not at two a.m. in the morning, imagining Malik trying to seem okay as he wards off enigmatic tears and holds the baby in his arms, a total fail at blocking that secretive, proud look in Altair's eyes.
(sniff)

Does OP want it to be a reverie fic? Or one in present tense?

[(Anonymous)]

some fics I choose to save onto my computer in case the internet is acting up. this is one of them.

[(Anonymous)]

Shaun’s mouth was open in astonishment. Here he was, submitting his humble fills involving himself and an unusually submissive Desmond, when there was such sheer brilliance to be found. Knowing the danger in spending long periods of time on the internet (the Templars were, of course, tracking them through every possible medium after that little stunt with getting the truth out in video-game format), he very carefully clicked save. There were some fics he saved to his computer unless he could not access the internet. This was one of them.

The Way of the Courtesans

[(Anonymous)]

Prompt inspired after seeing this picture: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/726716/

Paola teaches Ezio more than just blending in, wink wink, nudge nudge. Must have either Ezio cross-dressing convincingly and/or learning how to please a man so he can seduce his target. ^_^

Bonus Points if Ezio distracts a guard!

Re: The Way of the Courtesans

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck yes, OP. I've been meaning to ask the same thing ever since I saw that scene where Paola was going to teach him the 'ways of the courtesan'; my mind went straight to prostitution and Ezio seducing guards.

I was genuinely surprised that she didn't. lolwat.

Badass beards for the win!

[(Anonymous)]

Am I the only one who likedloved Leonardo's new look?
And I've certainly loved Ezio's manly beard since AC2, that's for sure.

Please, anons, write Ezio/Leonardo having sex as the mature (mind you, not old), experienced, sensual men that they are. They know each other, they know what the other likes, and how to make each other drown in ecstasy. Bonus points if you mention the facial hair while they're kissing/licking/mouthing/whatever. :D

Re: Badass beards for the win!

[(Anonymous)]

You are not alone OP! I think their beards are quite handsome!

[(Anonymous)]

_{Because I have a made craving for little!Lorenzo}
8 year old Lorenzo finds out that the man who saved his life actually ends lives, too...

Oh, shit: This is how I discovered Santa Claus

[(Anonymous)]

For real. Ish a long story. But I figured out that Santa Claus was dead because of it. D:

Anyhoo, how would OP want this? 'Cause anon here imagines grim humor.

Blackmail: Uberto x Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

I just saw the scene where Uberto and Giovanni were talking in the room when Ezio came in. Then this plot bunny came to mind; Uberto blackmailing Ezio to submit to him, just to save his family's lives (since Uberto had a hidden desire to own Ezio). Kink involves, non-con, painful smex and humiliation. Just go and play around the plot Writeranons. Thanks. ^^;

some Cesare/Leonardo courtship, please?

[(Anonymous)]

Hello, fellow Anons. I'm looking for a bit of Cesare/Leonardo romance based on a loose plunnie. Cesare terrorizes Romagna, but avoids Florence even though he has it practically surrounded. Florence, not having a coordinated militia to speak of, waits in terror for when Borgia decides to invade them next. Cesare then sends threatening missives to Florentine officials, saying that if they want to keep their city safe, they'll send Leonardo da Vinci to enter his employ as his military engineer.

This is accompanied with letters of a more personal nature delivered to Leonardo himself, as well as lavish gifts delivered to his workshop, once a week. Leonardo is pressured by both the Assassin order and Florentine politicians to accept the offer and ensure Florence's safety (politicians) and provide information of Cesare's campaigns as a spy (Machiavelli, Antonio, La Volpe, etc). Ezio is the only one vehemently against the whole thing. Whether or not Leonardo accepts and what happens after is up to the Anon kind enough to take up this request. Machiavelli could also serve as a sort of neutral middleman between the two instead, despite his Assassin origins -- his genuine interest in Cesare's successful military campaigns and his role as a Florentine civil servant giving him a unique perspective on how to juggle events to keep everyone alive and more or less happy.

Sorry if this is a bit long-winded. No sex necessary either (but if Anon wishes for one, I would really much prefer a bottom!Leonardo).

Thanks for taking the time to read through this! ♥ Anon is definitely free to change things around or not follow the plunnie closely.

Re: some Cesare/Leonardo courtship, please?

[(Anonymous)]

I am stalking this so hard.

Prostitute!Ezio, Ezio/Leonardo

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio went back to the house to look for the documents as his father told him, but by the time he went there, the place was trashed by the Templars and they had discovered everything. Giovanni and Ezio's brothers are executed, and he's left on the street. Paola discovered him and took him in, where he proceeds to work as a prostitute. Leonardo is a regular client to the brothel.

Up one on street skills

[(Anonymous)]

I could envision this after he goes back to Florence, post-ushering of his mom and sis to Mario's residence.

I hope writer!anon makes Leo surprised to see Ezio there.
And then ...
Hehehehe

Chastity belt.

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio is a manslut. Leonardo is not happy about it, and the genius craftsman that he is, designs a chastity belt for his lover, taking it off only when Ezio has been especially good.

Re: Chastity belt.

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded so hard that I might actually do this myself.

I just see Leonardo loosing the key to actually remove the belt before Ezio goes medieval on it in unusual ways.

Kiddy Time!

[(Anonymous)]

I want to see the Assassins having to take care of a little kid, between the ages of three and eight. I don't care how, maybe the kid's parents were killed by Templars and the kid was hiding while the Templars ransacked the house and our favorite quartet of Assassins swoop in to save the day... then realize they have no idea WHAT to do with a kid.

I don't care what gender the child is, but I'd be partial to a little girl.

Really, I just want to see Daddy!Shaun. I just picture that he'd be stuck looking after the kid because Lucy would be out doing recon, Desmond would be in the Animus, Rebbecca would be keeping a close eye on the Animus/Desmond because any little mistake/distraction would be bad for Desmond and probably leave him a vegetable.

Bonus points for Shaun/Des.

Bonusbonus points for Desmond teasing Shaun about being a 'mommy'.

READYSETGO!

Re: Kiddy Time!

[(Anonymous)]

The mental image of Shaun holding a little girl lovingly in his arms is all I need for me to say-FILLING!

Looks like those parenting courses are going to help out sooner than expected…

Wannabe mommy anon, is on the case!

[(Anonymous)]

So according to history, the Duke of Milan (Galeazzo Sforza) was a total manwhore. I mean, he banged everyone - wives, daughters, handsome young men who happened into his court... basically, if it looked pretty, he would stick his dick in it. As you might expect, this pissed a lot of people off and in no small part contributed to his offing.

Anyway, my request is this: tell me about the one time Sforza didn't get his way in the bedroom. Preferably involving Lorenzo.

[(Anonymous)]

I. FUCKING. LOVE. YOU.

[(Anonymous)]

Malik/Altair or Altair/Malik. It doesn't bother me who tops and who bottoms.

Malik sees Altair talking to someone (whoever you want) about something, or in a way, that makes him feel irrationally jealous and possessive. Preferably they've been secretly together for a while.

Please let it end in hot sexing.
Bonus points if you can work in Malik knowing that he's being irrational and trying to ignore or rationalise that.

^{Just got dumped, do want needy/clinginess. Go as co-dependent as you want.}

Jealousy is tattooed onto my soul

[(Anonymous)]

I get really jealous easily. -_- I canna help it, and I can really understand Malik's feelings in such a situation.

Does OP want Malik to be rough?

Pygmalion

[(Anonymous)]

The Pygmalion myth came up in one of my lectures today and my mind went into the gutter. A sculptor 'not interested in women' turns all his energy into making a statue that is so beautiful he falls in love with it. He dresses it in clothes and even sleeps with the statue before it is given life so that they live happily ever after.

Yeah, I couldn't stop thinking Leonaro/Ezio here. Even started thinking about the scar being a mistake or maybe a fault in the materials but then I realized I was thinking too much on the subject. My mind was mostly running in circles over the image of Leonardo caressing and kissing a cold statue that looks like Ezio.

Re: Pygmalion

[(Anonymous)]

I heard about Pygmalion in my lecture class too!! Who are you OMGG lol
Anyways, love the prompt. Oh, writer-anons! Make this come true please!

Ezio/Leo

[(Anonymous)]

"The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and a work of art."
~Leonardo da Vinci

[I don't see a definite dominant here, but I'm usually more for dom!Ezio.]

Leo should write a pronz book

[(Anonymous)]

Foot fetish ... *gringringrin*

I'd like Leo to slowly take off Ezio's boots. I'm talkin' about the messiglias-or-whatever ones. The most expensive.

Trapped in Catacomb

[(Anonymous)]

An unfortunate incident for the young Assassin, as bored and cruel Catacomb guards managed to trapped and to capture Ezio for their entertainment. Each one having their fill and Ezio ends up as their stress relief. Just a smexy kink request from a bored Anon too. @.@

I was thinking about this ALLL DAY

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, all I'm imagining is the assassin tomb mission-thingies. You know that one guard that leads Ezio onto a wild goose chase, ending up in a larger room with the guards guarding the secret entrance? Yeah, that scenario.
Think what'll happen next. :D
(I guess Ezio took a huge beating. Those counterattacks were always a bitch.)

[(Anonymous)]

Hello. I've devoted the past couple of days to reading. Every. Single. Page. In this meme. Now, I have the courage to actually post. Here we go:

Shaun and Desmond are dicking around in the warehouse (urhurhur) doing exercises or whatever was on the list of things to do that Lucy left. Maybe a chores list? And Desmond somehow gets stuck up on a rafter? His body freezes into shock and he just can't move. Shaun attempts to talk him into moving, but Desmond just starts hyperventilating and crying and is just like a scared kid. Shaun has to either get him down before Lucy ad Rebecca get back or go up there and play negotiator. So Shaun is just talking to him, up on the rafters, when Desmond passes out and starts slipping off. Shaun saves him and stuff, and Desmond humbly appears in his room, wanting to make it up to Shaun. Shaun tells him he doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to, and Desmod says, "But I do want to. I really hope you want me to, too." which cues kissing and sexytiems :)

Ending on a sugary-sweet note too.

Okay I'm done.

[(Anonymous)]

Sooo...what starts out as a harmless changing of the lightbulbs end up as a life-or-painful-death situation?

THIS ANON LOVES YOU. PLEASE SOMEBODY WRITE THIS. I WILL GIVE YOU MY SOUL.

Eternal Youth!Ezio/Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

Before Desmond was eventually caught be Abstergo, he traveled the world, staying on step ahead of the Assassins and Templars. On one of these trips around Europe, he stumbled across a stranger who looks uncannily like him, but not quite. Desmond, being a young, inexperienced, naive little thing is quickly seduced by said stranger...who turns out to be Ezio, though he doesn't reveal himself...because he finds the concept of essentially fucking his own doppelganger a HUGE turn-on. Because Ezio is a mild narcissist like that.

Ezio looks perpetually around 40 (a well-preserved, end of AC2 40) due to the power of the Apple, which he got and held onto after the Bonfire of the Vanities.

Bonus points for a little like bondage of Ezio on Desmond.

Re: Eternal Youth!Ezio/Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

:D This is awesome and I could better I would have filled it

Ezio/Altair, comfort sex

[(Anonymous)]

Remember the last page of the Codex where Altair decides to look into the Apple one last time? He did, and it consumed him.
While exploring the Apple himself Ezio finds Altair (his mind, that is, but since they're projections of themselves, it'd seem quite real) half-driven mad with loneliness after all these years. Altair latches onto him, begging him to come back, not to leave him alone in the Apple. Ezio begins to return to talk to him, and then to make love to him.

Re: Ezio/Altair, comfort sex

[(Anonymous)]

Woah.
I second. (And approve)

[(Anonymous)]

This is kinda random, but...anyone remember Federico's Animus profile? How daddy got him a clerkship in the Medici bank, only for him to dick around and stir up trouble? Well, if you don't, there's an entry by Franceso Sassetti (Lorenzo's minister) about how Federico stole a bag of gold florins and hid it on the rooftop, causing panic in the bank. "If he weren't the son of Giovanni Auditore, I'd speak to Lorenzo de' Medici and have him put in the stocks!" were his exact words, I believe.

Anyway, I want Federico to get into some deep shit from a prank he pulls at the bank, and daddy dearest has to step in to save him from Lorenzo's wrath. Lorenzo/Giovanni or Lorenzo/Federico much appreciated XD. Feel free to throw in some age kink too, since technically, Lorenzo is only 7 years older than Federico.

Tagging

[(Anonymous)]

Totally gonna snag this. Writeanon will be happy to fill a new Federico fill.

Altair/Desmond/Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

Actually more like Altair <-Desmond <-Ezio triangle thingy.

In which Altair is dense, Desmond fangirls crushes on Altair, and Ezio is jealous. Malik tried explaining it to Altair and fails,Shaun is supportive in his usually ass-like ways, and Leonardo is trying not to laugh so hard.

Bonus points for fangirl Lucy and Rebecca
Double bonus if Rebecca supports Ezio/Desmond and Lucy supports Altair/Desmond

I KNEW Shaun was a softie

[(Anonymous)]

Altair is so dense that it hurts. Refer to the Codex for further details.

Ezio: D:<
Desmond: O///[]///O
Leonardo: XD
Lucy: :D
Rebecca: X3
Shaun: -_-#
Malik: >:/
Altair: O_____o

Let's see what the hell happens.

fluff+humor: Altair/Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

"May the best man win."

au, fluff, romance, humor

Who would win 17 yr old. Ezio's heart? Being the toast of Florence, Ezio is widely sought to become a consort. Federico was tasked to protect Ezio's honor, scaring potential perverts er suitors away. Ezio on the other hand had a huge crush on Syrian noble: Altair, who is also eyeing him. Until Cesare came to the picture and wanted Ezio for himself. But Federico would not have that~ and warned Altair to hurry or Ezio will end up with Cesare.

OP request a fluffy romance between Altair and Ezio, an over protective Federico and some funny encounters with Ezio's suitors.

Si~!!! Will fill!!!

[(Anonymous)]

All I can say is that I can TOTALLY see Ezio running through the streets with platinum security. XD

^_^ I'll extremely fill this, OP. Just let me stop laughing. >:D

Azio/Leonardo, impotence

[(Anonymous)]

Both Ezio and Leonardo are growing older. One of them begins having problem getting up and is deeply distressed by it, the other does everything they can to help him, including going to Paola or Teodora and asking them for some chemical help.

I lol and 'ohnoez' at the same time

[(Anonymous)]

Awwww ... while this may be cute and funny, it would be direly distressing. Lord knows what Ezio--'cause it HAS to be him--will do when he sees his limp dick.
DUN DUN DUN

Definitely filling this, OP. Let's see how I can portray a beautifully flacid cock through text. XD

Crossover Showdown

[(Anonymous)]

So we all know that the Templar's logo historically is the red cross, right? Very iconic.

Now check out this logo:
http://ui05.gamespot.com/1380/l7af2161208bd3e7c39736636a069a8ff1_2.jpg

Mind blown?
Wait, what about a plague in Africa, now?

What I'm requesting is Desmond and Co. having an encounter with one possibly Templar Albert Wesker.

Perhaps they've gone on a roadtrip in search of a confirmed Piece of Eden only to discover that they're not the only ones looking for it?

Cue showdown, beatdown, sex up, whatever you think would happen in a meeting with Mr. Wesker.

PS: Super bonus points if Krauser makes an appearance, too.

Re: Crossover Showdown

[(Anonymous)]

Great idea XD. please can anyone write this?

Repressed!Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

Apart from assassinating people, Ezio spends a lot of his time chasing after and seducing women. What if the reason for this excessive womanizing is because he is, at the very least, bisexual? He was attracted to men throughout his life and tried desperately to forget it and to convince himself that there's no such thing. Unfortunately, meeting Leonardo only complicates matters for him, because he's immediately attracted to the artist and over the years his feelings turn into full blown obsession which he struggles against by sleeping with various women and killing people. Only in the end something happens and he snaps, bending Leonardo over his table (or anywhere else, I don't have a preference) and has his way with him. Could be consensual or non-consensual, but he'd definitely be horrified and ashamed in the end. Bonus points of Leonardo tries to comfort him afterwards.

Re: Repressed!Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god. Anon I'm going to fill this for you, I'm going to fill it SO hard...