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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
( Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
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Part 5
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(Anonymous) 2011-09-13 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Kadar dancing sensually! Altair and Malik watch -

Bonus if they double team & DP Kadar ;D

(Anonymous) 2011-09-13 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Stupid internetz.

(Anonymous) 2011-09-13 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Malik's blunt assholery rubs off on Kadar. Kadar's just... a tiny bit nicer about it.

Altair experiences this first hand.

Bonus if he's stunned.
Double bonus if Malik finds out and is stunned AND entertained.

Re: Kadar sass

(Anonymous) 2011-09-13 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
I've had enough of this "completely submissive Kadar" nonsense! He's an al-Say'f, dammit!

Captcha: Elizabeth vineli
...'k, if your name is "Elizabeth," you were destined to fill this prompt. ...maybe.

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[GEN] Desmond

(Anonymous) 2011-09-13 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Right after escaping from the Farm, Desmond gets a job as a model. Reluctant to use his real name, his first alias is Francisco Randez. Then everything spirals out of control because he gets famous fast.

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-13 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS. Just... This.

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Stalking Means "I Love You" In Some Cultures

(Anonymous) 2011-09-13 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair getting stalked by an... admirer. (to put it lightly.)
He's oblivious to it, but said admirer's friends are starting to catch on to what he's doing in his free time.

So, said admirer decides to show his friends his "obsession".
The result: One of his friends getting a crush as well...
This then leads up to a fist fight.
In the end however the two of them are so involved in their fight that they miss one of their friends (or the admirer's older brother *hint hint*) ask Altair out for... coffee.

Crushing!Friend and Stalker!Admirer both go into depression... and plot revenge.

... Anon is done... and will return to lurking on other stories....

Captcha: Arsafe deserve... I guess the A-Sayf brothers are filling the Admirer and Crush stealer? :D

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-15 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
This prompt is made of win anon...

So much win...


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Prank wars

(Anonymous) 2011-09-14 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Altair and Malik underestimate Kadar. Quite publicly.

Unfortunately (for them), Kadar decides to take matters into his own hands... and the prank wars begin.

Bonus if it's pretty one-sided.
Double bonus if Kadar wins.
Double the double bonus if no one suspects Kadar, and he feigns innocence. And is very good at it.

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I'm taking this (Y)

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Desmond hates gingers...

(Anonymous) 2011-09-15 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
And Shaun, well... is kind of a ginger.


-scoots away- Pleasenowankpleasenowankpleasenowank

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-16 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Aww... So much hating on the gingers...

But Shaun is a bit of an asshole and deserves at least a bit of payback.

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-15 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I love Kadar fanboying over Altair. I also love Rauf fanboying Altair. So let's say they both come together to make an adorable unofficial Altair fanclub and through their dorkery and fanboyness, also fall in love with each other.

Or they could just stay platonic and just be best friends that fanboy together. Whatever you anons want to do.

If they DO fall in love with eachother, please have them still love and fan over Altair! Like how real people still love celebrities and stuff even when married.

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-15 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
This. THIS. Yes, please, like right now!

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Be Strong

(Anonymous) 2011-09-15 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond is getting sick and tired of hearing "Be Strong" from people he loved as they died. Or more like. From the people Altair and Ezio loved as they died.

Bonus if Altair and Ezio make some appearance to Desmond. :)

Captcha: Sunder precoc

What If....

(Anonymous) 2011-09-15 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio Auditore died during the siege of Monteriggioni. Cesare Borgia strengthens his army and begins to conquer not only Rome, but all of Italy. The assassins do not forge the Brotherhood, and as such their defenses and tactics are failing. Leonardo is contracted to work for the Borgia army and his machines are not destroyed.

Enter the Gods. Minerva can't have Ezio die without continuing the bloodline, so she uses all of her Godly Magicalness to bring Ezio back from the dead. But, he is not the same as before. Physically younger, and mentally shattered, Ezio has to start all over, putting his broken pieces back together with the guidance of his companions who he doesn't remember right away, and his ancestors and fallen family members who help him every step of the way.

Bonus points for anything hurt/comfort, and while this anon is a Leo/Ezio fan, any pairing is welcome.

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-15 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
omai... yes please. <3

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The pictures in Monteriggioni...

(Anonymous) 2011-09-16 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I have been on an art history bender recently and I feel we need some appreciation of the finer things in life.

Y'all remember Ezio's abode in Monteriggioni and the paintings of the targets? Well, let's delve into that. Did Ezio or Leonardo pain them? If Ezio did, did he take lessons from Leonardo, teach himself, or did he have a secret talent? Was it a stress reliever or something differently entirely?

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(Anonymous) 2011-10-01 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The first one, of Alberti, he’d started painting four months after the assassination. When zio Mario had told him to stay and learn to fight after he, Claudia and their mother fled Firenze, he’d thought it would take maybe two or three months until he could wield a sword efficiently enough to defend his remaining family on the trip to Spain. He’d always been physical, and the footwork came easily to him. But he was angry, so angry, all the time, and his concentration suffered for it.

Late in the night, he would sometimes pull out the battered letter he’d taken from Alberti’s wallet. I betrayed Giovanni… They offered me money, land and title… looking back, I see no other way...

He wished he could kill Alberti again.

They offered me money, land and title…

Alberti’s words haunted him; the memory of his face in death brought no comfort, only more hate and rage. He’d been tempted so many times to burn the letter, to track down Alberti’s wife and children, to many unspeakable thoughts and ideas.

I betrayed Giovanni…

Alberti was his father’s friend, the Gonfaloniere, a lawyer reputed to fight for what was right and just. And then this great man sold his soul for… for what, he did not know.

I see no other way…

And the man’s face haunted him, night after night. Traitor. Murderer. Monster.

Him, or me?

Sleep was hard to come by, nothing but nameless terrors in the night. He got rid of his bed, hoping to avoid sleeping altogether. Claudia seemed worried about him, and mother had become a lifeless shell.

…no other way…

He found the canvas while trying to clean out the old galleria; physical labor to keep his mind busy and the rage at bay for a time. When he asked his uncle what he wanted done with it, Mario waved him off and told him to do with it what he would.

He’d thought that he would sketch some flowers, or perhaps their home in Firenze to cheer Claudia. He’d been given some minor tutoring in the arts when he was young, like any good nobleman’s son. He knew he was fair enough with a piece of charcoal, though he’d never had the patience for painting.

So, needing more to distract himself with, he set aside one evening and collected a bowl of wildflowers from outside the walls. When he began to sketch, however, the curves of the stems resolved themselves into shoulders and rounded cheeks. The centers and petals appeared more like eyes and the forms of a face. It was a faint bowl of wildflowers, and an accurate enough sketch for an amateur. But under that, or perhaps behind or within, Umberto Alberti’s face waited. Watched.

He tossed the flowers out a window, broke the bowl and buried the pieces in the garden. He locked the canvas in a chest and did not look at it again for a week.

He was distracted and irritable, jumping at shadows and snapping at anyone who tried to engage him in conversation. He learned later that Claudia had appealed to Mario to intervene; frightened, desperate and in tears. His uncle had been hoping that he could work through this malaise on his own, and the confrontation was loud and awkward. Two days after they had both calmed, his uncle gave a suggestion that he should find an outlet of some kind that was not his family or the condottieri.

It took him an hour before he could bring himself to unlock the chest. Another before he could take it out. A third before he began to sketch again, but once he started he could not stop.

The lines were dark, harsh and thick at the beginning, but as he began to outline the shading, include intricacies in the clothing and skin it grew easier. He finished it in one night, and his entire body ached when he finished, but he felt so much lighter.

He wrote to Leonardo, the only painter he knew he could trust, for advice on the paints themselves. The response took weeks, but he knew of Leonardo’s reputation. During that time he applied himself to the training regimen his uncle had suggested, and Claudia remarked on his improved temperament. He began visiting his mother, and took her on walks through the garden every few days. Sometimes she would give him a vague smile, and it gave him hope.

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-16 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
we all know Altair is super badass and sexayhh but i also want him to be all uber oblivious to all the romancing feelings directed towards him cuz of DATASS.
So! OP requests that Malik who is very in love w/ Altair and makes 12943071234291 attempts to court him. But of course Altair still thinks they are all bros so thinks nothing of it. (poor malik)
Thus starts Malik's misadventure to get into Altair's pants.

and hopefully it all turns out okay and they have wonderful rainbow barf happy buttsex.

Malik tops plz?(I have a HUGE kink for that orz)
and idc about whether its AU or canon setting btw. c:

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Rebecca/Lucy D/s

(Anonymous) 2011-09-16 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Had an idea in mind, only to realize shamefacedly that I'm not any good at actually putting story ideas into prose, so credit to whoever runs with the premise of Rebecca sending Shaun out to monitor Desmond's excursions as an excuse to get some con/dub-con Dom!Rebecca/sub!Lucy sexings on... no outright non-con, please. (In fact, my head-canon for the idea has Lucy thinking as an opening line, "The only reason it wasn't MORE mind-blowing was because that would have required so much mindfuck / not-informing-her-of-boundaries that she would've thought I was a Templar, assumed the worst and killed me.")

Bonus points if she manages to take advantage of "the time limit" from Brotherhood (adjust or disregard if your fill is AC2) and/or sensory deprivation as part of her play with Lucy. Even more bonus points if they have aftercare after the scene(s), whether or not Lucy actually uses a safe word... especially if Shaun and Desmond come across Rebecca and Lucy during said aftercare.

(Head-canon has Rebecca just glaring at Lucy behind a still-blindfolded/ear-plugged Rebecca's back and threatening them, "If either of you breathes a word about this, Shaun will be the lucky one, for he will ONLY be dead," just so that Lucy won't have to feel self-conscious about being found out. Yes, protective Dom!Rebecca ^_^ )

Feel free to use any, some or none of my bonus points and head-canon (the parenthesed stuff), and feel free to ask if you want me to post any of the other scene ideas I had... which you may or may not modify and/or use as you wish.

Free will, Assassins!

OP!Anon correcting a screw-up

(Anonymous) 2011-09-16 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
That was a blindfolded/ear-plugged Lucy in my second head-canon snippet, not Rebecca, oh my...

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Overheard - Someone/Ezio.

(Anonymous) 2011-09-16 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Not necessarily in that order. But I want someone overhearing Ezio and another character fucking, and going "lol, [character] is taking it up the butt" because they can hear from the specific pleasure/pain noises the person is making.

How did the girls deal with the hanging anyway?

(Anonymous) 2011-09-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Drive-by!anon here just totally had the crappiest day of her year. I was in my last period at school today and 15 minutes before the end of day bell there was an announcement that the whole school was on lock-down. I almost had a panic attack when the teacher told me that it was not a drill, because it was just too much like the last time someone at my school got stabbed for a blackberry and I had to be interviewed by the police as one of the witnesses. 4 hours later our class got a call from the office telling us that the police would escort us to the auditorium and to everyone's surprise the officers were armed to the friggin' teeth and looked like they just came from a war zone and they told us that we couldn't get our stuff from our lockers and I had to walk home in nothing but a golf shirt outside when it's only freaking 11 degrees Celsuis freezing my goddamned ass off!

It made me wonder if anyone else ever had to deal with being a witness to a violent crime and how they got through it and for some weird reason I thought of Maria and Claudia and how they dealt with knowing that most of the male members of their family are dead. Now typically I hate angst and h/c with a passion but I really need something to help me pull through this depression I've dug myself into and it would be really nice if a writer!anon would take this up.

1. Claudia and/or Maria dealing with learning that everyone except Ezio is dead
2. Angst and some Hurt/Comfort is a must!
3. Happy ending s'il vous plait?

Bonus points if:
1. Ezio/Leonardo pairing is somehow worked in there
2. Maria and Claudia having a cry-fest
3. Mario watches and thinks about how everything has changed now that his brother is dead

Re: How did the girls deal with the hanging anyway?

(Anonymous) 2011-09-17 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't say I know how you feel, because I have never experienced something like that. I hope everything went alright and no one was hurt.

That aside, I do love this prompt, and I do hope it gets filled.

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Maria and Altaïr lovin'

(Anonymous) 2011-09-17 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
One anon asked for this a while ago, and while loads of people responded favourably, not one filled. Not a single one.

So to repeat what Anon said earlier... Maria deserves some love. People hate her, but she's badass and awesome and a great match for Altaïr (no offence to slash fans). And even though I'm okay with Malik, I'm sick of seeing no fills for her when their couple has so much potential, while yaoi pairings get fifty fills a day.

So here's what I propose: Maria and Altaïr, without Malik or anyone else in the middle. Fluff, angst, hate!sex, dom!sex, bondage, whatever. Please. I just want them having the time of their lives in bed.

I'd really love this to be during their travels East, before they settled down together.

My firstborn to the wonderful author who does this.

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-17 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Challenge accepted. Let me start this.

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Altair/Malik PWP

(Anonymous) 2011-09-17 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair rimming Malik and making it all about Malik's pleasure. That's all.

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-18 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Do fucking want. Seconded.

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op here

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-18 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
You heard me, anons.

I want mind melting, teeth rotting, gibberish-inducing fluff.

I want to go into a sugar coma from it.

Any pairing, platonic or not. Just want extreme fluff.

I do not want smut, though. However odd that is on a kink meme.


(Anonymous) 2011-09-18 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I may have to fill this with either DesxShaun or DesxLucy, or maybe even DesxRebbecca. Any particular favorite? Or all of them together?



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Something DESxSHAUN

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-18 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
After Au Revior Pantisiliea and Bartolomeo thank Ezio for saving Pantisiliea with sexy times of course. Nothing particular in mind as long as Ezio is the one in the middle.


(Anonymous) 2011-09-18 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Anons,
I'd really like to read a modern AU with Altair and Malik working someplace rescuing injured birds.

+50 points for Altair being responsible for the eagles and Malik taking care of the owls
+100 point for good-natured mocking and Malik calling Altair 'novice' despite their equal work experience
+200 point for teeth-rotting fluff
+one free Internet if it somehow leads to domestic, established relationship sexytimes (idk how, be creative)

and so we'll get take-out [1/?]

(Anonymous) 2011-10-04 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
It was hard sneaking into the back room of the rehabilitation center. The free swinging doors always had a rusted squeak to them, much to Altair’s chagrin as he failed to slip inside unnoticed.

“You’re late,” Malik said, not looking up from where he was sitting. There was an indistinct but sizable puff of feathers on the table, and as soon as Malik held out a piece of raw meat, a set of beaks appeared in between the fluff, snagging it away. This, he did several times with the sort of special patience he reserved for only the birds he took care of, which was somewhat unfortunate for Altair.

“Yes, but I’m here now,” he replied, unruffled and deciding that it was hard to take Malik seriously anyway while he was wearing a mother-owl puppet over his hand. He approached the table, the clipboard roster tucked under his arm. Like Malik, the owlet took no notice of him, so he leaned his hip against the back of Malik’s chair, looking down at the baby bird. “Who’s this?”

“Curry,” Malik said, sounding a bit fond despite that he had a habit of naming the more difficult birds after various dishes or cooking techniques. Even as he took the one second pause to answer, the owlet shrieked impatiently and bit into the puppet. Malik rolled his eyes and resumed feeding it at a rate the tiny owl deemed acceptable.

“I thought we named C-Six-five that,” Altair muttered, looking over the checklist on the clipboard. He was unsurprised to find that, as punishment for coming in late, Malik had left all the temperamental birds for Altair to clean and feed. Though, honestly, he had pointed out more than once that he had less problems than Malik with the animals in general—probably because he did not threaten to eat them if they were troublesome.

“Sixty-five is Teriyaki, which you’ll have to feed soon before she starts gnawing on her cage.”

And you gave me C- forty six, M-nine, E-three-five-“

“Sauté, Stew, Burgers-“

“-Kung-Pao, and Panfry,” Altair finished, letting the clipboard rap once over Malik’s head. “You need to stop doing that; they are not going to like you any better.”

Malik waved his puppet hand dismissively, and refused to duck when the clipboard hovered above him a second time in silent threat. Instead, he opted to elbow Altair in the stomach while his gaze finally flickered upwards, a small smile settling over the curve of mouth. “We can’t all be bird whisperers like you.”

They stared at each other for a moment, with Malik looking amused and Altair disgruntled, until Curry hooted at them to do something a little more productive. Altair took that as a cue to give Malik’s face a bird whisperer-worthy peck, always just a little surprised whenever Malik would turn into it, and even more so when Curry’s impatient clucking went momentarily ignored. Unable to help himself, Altair shot the little bird a childish but entirely satisfying smug look. He was sure Malik hadn’t seen it, but as he straightened to get started on his work, it was clear from Malik’s exasperated expression that he did, in fact, had.

“Could you also check on the new bird we got?” he asked, catching Altair before he could leave the room. At his nod, Malik added, “Eagle, adult male; broken left wing. The animal patrol found him yesterday and put him in holder sixteen. No one’s been able to get near without using sedation. I figured you might be able to do something.”

Altair eyed Malik, raising his brow. “So you’ve tried.”

“Earlier, I did,” Malik admitted, motioning to the front of his jacket where there was a small tear. “I had to back off.”

Altair hummed thoughtfully. “I’m surprised you didn’t give it name right off the bat.”

“I thought it would be nice if you did.”

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Femme Fatale

(Anonymous) 2011-09-19 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
So, I am probably behind the times, but whatever.

I was running around in ACII, getting achievements and stuff, one of which was to spend over 5000 florins on courtesans. So I did, and I learned something.

Courtesans carry knives. If you attack something or get attacked, they draw knives/daggers.

We'll ignore the fact that they are totally useless and just stand there.

I want Ezio to be using the courtesans as distractions or something when it all goes south. Cue courtesans kicking ass and taking names.

Ezio's reaction is up to you.


Re: Femme Fatale

(Anonymous) 2011-09-19 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
FANTASTIC prompt! The courtesans need more love. I second you.

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In Memory of Mario Auditore

(Anonymous) 2011-09-19 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Brotherhood never really acknowledges that Ezio and possibly Claudia and Maria witnessed Mario get murdered right in front of them. I mean, Mario selflessly took them all in and housed and clothed them for over 20 years, and he's never mentioned again after the siege of Monteriggioni.

How about some Ezio and Claudia angst over their uncle's death and maybe that helps them settle the angst between them? Bonus if Maria's reaction is mentioned too. Mario deserves a decent send off, after all.

Re: In Memory of Mario Auditore

(Anonymous) 2011-09-19 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who seriously freaking mourned Mario. As soon as he paraded in saying "It's-a me, Mario!", I adored him. I had an aunt like that, and she was the bomb.

FutureFiller!Anon, whoever you are, here is my heart. Do with it as you will.
(OP!Anon gets my babies)


(Anonymous) 2011-09-20 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
So, first off, don't shoot me. I am rather fond of this whole 'living' thing.

Secondly, I have a prompt.

You're probably saying no shit, Sherlock.

Yeah, I know.

So, we've had Ezio/Leo cheater fics before. I have not seen a fic where Leonardo cheats on Ezio, though.

So, completelely faithful Ezio learns that Leonardo is cheating. Can be with whoever write!anon wishes. Just need Leonardo cheating, and heartbroken Ezio.

Sorry. Don't lynch me.

Ezio/female assissin(s)

(Anonymous) 2011-09-20 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
I gathered quite a few female assassins in my playthrough and we all know Ezio is a bit of a womanizer so maybe after a long day of running through liars and killing guards one (or several if author-anon wants too) shows their appreciation for their leader.

Video challenge: perverts in Roma

(Anonymous) 2011-09-20 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Please watch this short hilarious clip taken from AC: Brotherhood (No it's not the famous 'I don't get it' one and it's not a cutscene) and write somethick cracky involving the line said to Ezio. CUZ YOU KNOW HE TOTALLY WANTS IT.

http: // www. youtube. com/ user/NecrosisDemon ?feature=mhee#p /a/u/0/ tUXWNBEdwL0

Re: Video challenge: perverts in Roma

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LoL. That reminds me of the Papal Guards. I was messing with them yesterday and one of them kept saying: "If it wasn't a busy moment I would stop to know you much, MUCH better." I was like lolwut... and then "yes please". (Hmm. Maybe I should make a prompt too.)

Anyways, seconding yours!

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Teenaged Rebellion

(Anonymous) 2011-09-21 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Alrighty, this has been floating around in my headcannon for a bit *ahem*

Before Shaun was the geek-historian we all know and love, in his younger years he was pretty much the school slut. Be it teenaged rebellion, no self-esteem, or just letting lose with his hormonal self, what ever the writer wishes.

Since during this time, Desmond was running around trying not to get caught by Templars/Assassins, he had a stay in England. Running for something (again, whatever the writer wishes) he ducks into a club where he meets Shaun!

Please writer, give this annon some smut in a bathroom; have Shaun show off some his skank ways. Preferably with Des on top since annon doesn't see it enough!

Re: Teenaged Rebellion

(Anonymous) 2011-09-21 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Bathroom smut IS MY FAVORITE SMUT. And I also <3 topping!Des.

Seconded with all the angst of those fond teen years.

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