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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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Shaun is an Omega living in close quarters with Desmond, an Alpha. Normally this isn't a problem, as he takes surpressants to hide his scent, but when Desmond activates his eagle vision as Shaun is in heat, he can smell right through them and can't control himself.

Desmond and Shaun go skydiving together. Shaun thinks it's better than sex. Then Desmond decides to give him a sample of some really good sex to see which they prefer. :-)

why none of Desmond's prompts get filled? and they're all good ones! I love Desmond to death, basically he's the only character at the mo I'm interested in reading fics on, so please fill this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60GJ0dJ1xmE&feature=fvwrel

I can totally see Des doing that in the Sanctuary to entertain the gang, and Shaun just muttering "showoff!"

SECONDED

So. I was gone from the meme for a month or so. When I finally returned, I went on a search for some of my post to see if they'd been filled. My search ended up lasting three days, because I was CONVINCED that my posts were on a 14 or 16 page. To my utter dismay, after going through every single tens post in both part 3 & 4, I had yet to find anything of mine. Eventually I found my posts and was happy and all that but mostly I'm annoyed because this has got to be about my third fuckin' time doing this.

So I'm requesting an incredibly forgetful Altair or Desmond, not only forgetting what they've been doing or where they've put something or whatnot, but forgetting it multiple times, to the point where someone finally calls them out. In perfect sarcastic humor. And the poor assassin can only quietly rage at their brain's insistence that whatever they are looking for is here, when it is actually always over there. But they never remember.

I will now go fume silently at my two gigabyte memory.

Oh.
To make myself feel better: possible plot twist,
Their forgetfulness is due to the fact that someone keeps moving whatever it is they're looking for. OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Just to make Altair or Des, whoever you chose, feel like they're going insane.

[I don't know if this is what you had in mind and it's rather short but... writer!anon hopes OP likes this :) ]

“I swear I put it right here.”

“It's not there.”

“I know that, thank you. Where the hell is it though?”

“Not there...”

“You're not helpful.”

“I'm not trying to be.”

Altair sent Malik a cold look as he went around in the small room, lifting pillows and books, looking for something. Malik was laying on his side, head resting on his palm lazily and naked, nothing but a blanket covering him up to his hips as he watched the assassin searching frantically. He suppressed a yawn and turned onto his back again, eyes closed.

“It's always the same with you, isn't it?”, he murmured after Altair released a rather frustrated groan and slumped back onto the small bed right next to Malik's side, face buried in his hands.

“This wouldn't happen every time if you would just let me wear it during-”

“Sex?”

“Yes”, came Altair's flat reply.

Malik snorted. “No chance in hell.” He lifted his hand lazily and rubbed over Altair's shoulders since he was sitting with his back turned towards him. He pushed non too gently between his shoulder blades. “You're forgetting your task, novice. I think I heard you mumbling about tea earlier.”

Altair sat up straight. “I think I recall you almost bitting my nipple of if I wouldn't get you some.”

Malik looked thoughtful for a whole of almost three seconds, tabbing his chin once. “I don't recall such thing, you must confuse me with somebody else. Now, get up novice”, and Malik's hand dipped lower to pinch Altair's backside.

“Fucking glutton”, Altair murmured, rubbing the sore spot and getting up, making a turn for the door before he stopped.

“What is it now?” Malik watched him standing in the middle of the room, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Where are my pants?”

Malik bit the inner of his cheek hard. “Look down, Altair.”

“Aw, fuck.”

Malik bit harder to keep himself from laughing. “Get”, he simply said and Altair did, sighing heavily.

On some days Altair liked to say that it was all Malik's fault, the man's simple presence being enough for him to forget everything around him. On some days Malik liked to agree to that, especially when Altair was wiggling in pleasure underneath him. On most days though it was simply because Altair tried to be at three different places at once inside his mind, always thinking about the Apple, the Order, about the images he saw and which he called future, about Malik... alright, four things, and all of it was just too much stress.

On other days though...

“There it is!”, Altair said surprised once he had returned, their tea on a small tray and he placed it on the small bedside table, his hidden blade, the object of his desire, laying right next to it. He picked the weapon up while he turned around to face Malik. The man just looked at him, eyebrows arched, confusion washing over his face then.

“It's been there all the time”, Malik said, forcing his facial expression into a neutral one.

“You put it there, didn't you?”

“I have no idea what you're talking about...”

“You hid it from me and then you put it there!”

“I did not!”

“Yes you did!”

Malik groaned, wiping his face with his hand before he reached for Altair, his fingers wrapping around his wrist pulling him onto the bed and on top of him. Altair's surprised yelp made him chuckle. “I did not”, he murmured huskily and his hand brushed over the small of Altair's back and down to his waist and further still until he reached his backside while he leaned upwards, placing a small kiss on Altair's lips and pulling his bottom lip in between his teeth.

“You did”, Altair said softly and underneath a small groan, his eyes fluttering shut.

“You're too stressed lately. I swear, one day you'll forget to bring your own head”, Malik said softly against his lips, his hand moving to the front of Altair's pants, fingers already working to open them once more. “Let me help you relax.”

“I thought you wanted me to get us tea?”

Malik groaned, rolling his eyes and sighing deeply.

“Stupid, forgetful novice!”

No. This was perfect. Exactly what I needed.

EeeeeeeeI'msohappyrightnow.
Thank you.
Thank you.

Malik was perfect. It gives me great joy to see such snark. And spacey Altair is now my headcanon.
I feel much less fuming now.
Quite the opposite really...

You deserve a gift... First-borns and internet cookies will not suffice, either... I offer brownies and ice cream cake. Yes.

(Thankyousomuch.)

Well, this writer!anon is very, very glad then. First time attempt to write some humor. I'm happy you enjoyed it : )

This anon is replaying AC II and everytime she sees these 2 she goes "awww!"... Can you please gimme everything involving Fed/Vi? :)

*anything... my subconscious has spoken for me since I'd like to read everything about these 2! AHAH!

I see lots of Papa Bear!Ezio saves recruit(s) fics, and I'd love to see Ezio being rescued by the recruits instead. The recruits love their Mentore with all their violent little hearts, and wreak bloody vengeance upon the captors, in a very Papa Bear-ish way. Ezio has wounds that need tending (and he complains the whole time about the doctors that keep mentioning his "age")

Bro'Hood or Revelations era, I don't mind.

Bonuses:
Ezio grumbling that he doesn't *need* rescuing/looking after but not refusing anything ;)

At least one baddie saying "I knew we shouldn't have done this" or a variation thereof

Ezio accidentally finds out about one inter-recruit relationship because they start making out while they think he's unconscious :P

General badassery :D

I probably might fill this.

Anything. Anything at all, please- they're this anon's OTP to end all OTPs.(No non-con or dub-con, though.)

Where Fem!Callum is in the past or present and meets Aguilar.

Bonus 1: Aguilar is possessive or protective of Fem!Callum because she reminds him of Maria.

@pinboard person: doesn't this merit some tags so people can find it? even though it's "misplaced"

Pinboard person here: I've always done it this way because:
a) Back when we had a mod, they would routinely delete those entries so there was no point in me tagging them.
b) Most people will just repost on the correct part a few minutes later when they realise their mistake and that stops the archive from having two exact same entries.
c) I don't want to encourage people to post on closed parts. Older parts being fills only is like one of the three rules of this meme, it's not that hard.
d) By being tagged that way, it allows the original poster to notice their mistake and post it where the few persons still active in Part 6 will see it, instead of just the people tracking the whole meme.

If it really bothers you, there's nothing stopping you from reposting it in Part 6, where I assure you it will be properly tagged.

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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Desmond/Shaun, alpha/omega dynamics

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Desmond Miles

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Forgetful

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HAPPINESS for OP

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Federico/Vieri

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Ezio + Recruits h/c or whump

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Desmond/Clay

Aguilar de Nerha/Fem!Callum Lynch

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