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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

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The Renegade.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-14 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Anons, this is a simple request. Just give me some Shahkulu porn please. I don't know why, but I kinda see him paired up with the Ottoman Doctor or the Jester. But seriously, anything will do, because he's such an amazing character and I don't think I've ever seen a single fic about him.

Re: The Renegade.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-14 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The Renegade makes me feel things I should not feel. Hnnnnn, yes please.

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The Eagle of Masyaf

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if this has been done before, but I would like to see someone calling Altair the "Eagle of Masyaf" during foreplay or while they're fucking. This, to me, is cracky and wonderful, and I want to laugh at it, but if someone could make it serious and hot, you'd win.

Alternatively, and my personal favourite idea, he could call himself this whilst dominating someone and they're amused (would be particularly funny if his cock was in their mouth at the time). Don't really care about pairings, slash or het.

Re: The Eagle of Masyaf

(Anonymous) 2011-12-17 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you - now I have the vision of Altair acting all mighty and demanding worship as being the 'Eagle of Masyaf'... And 'someone' wondering if he's joking or if he's just that stupid and really deserves some cockblocking... /grinning like a maniac

If someone writes that, I'll be more than happy - though I store it somewhere, when I'll be done with real life stuff.

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Night Clubbing, Anyone? *Slight Revelations Spoilers*

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Time to lose my posting virginity, because this sudden notion is plaguing my mind... mah brain. I was listening to this dance/electronic song by called Butter by the coincidentally Italian band the Bloody Beet Roots ( and began to imagine AC2 version of Ezio dancing to it. My fantasy soon became complicated...So Ezio is brought to the future. Yes I know it so original, but wait there is more! Not only is AC2 Ezio making an appearance, but so is the Brotherhood and Revelations Ezios.Sher boredom prompts Desmond to convince his ancestors (or would it just be ancestor) to go to a nightclub. Desmond must teach them proper club etiquette. For some reason, I believe Desmond would teach each of them different sets of skills on how to pick up chicks.

*Young Ezio acquires dance moves. Ezio:"Hmm~ I like this move, what was it again...Pelvic thrust? Yes, that it." His grace and monkey see monkey do learning still makes him a great dancer.
*Middle-age Ezio is the smooth talker that sits at the bar. Ezio: "I would like to do three things before I step away. I would like to buy you a drink of your choice, leave my name, and tell you that you are very beautiful, signorina." He would make it even cheesiest pick up lines work.
*Older Ezio has always had the persona of the Dos Equis man in my mind, especially after the scene in Revelations when he boldly stated that he was "only the most interesting man in your life." to Sofia after she asked his name. If you have not seen the Dos Equis man he is a smooth and sexy version of Hugh Hefner. I want him laid back in a circular booth with two girls or more on each side. Watch this clip:(http: //

Ignore Desmond's comatose state and the whole doomsday plot-line for the sake of the story.

Bonus: If all the Ezios get sum lovin' after learning the delicate art of picking up modern world chicks, but Des doesn't get any and is shot down multiple times. Hilarity ensures~

Re: Night Clubbing, Anyone? *Slight Revelations Spoilers*

(Anonymous) 2011-12-17 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
"I would like to do three things before I step away. I would like to buy you a drink of your choice, leave my name, and tell you that you are very beautiful, signorina."

This...this AMAZING anon. Someone, please entertain anon's fantasy. If only because I'd totally do all three Ezio's. That man ages like a fine wine, I swear...

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
I actually might have started this fill before I saw this other writer anon's delicious fill. Does anon want another? lol


(Anonymous) 2011-12-16 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha. A misfire. :P Hope someone does a minifill for this.

(And, anon, I'm sure the OP would love to have another fill. :D)

cock goes where?

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Federico and Ezio stay up late one night, talking about all the losers they've beat up and all the ladies they've scored with. You know, manly shit. But then Federico mentions that he's had sex with Vieri. Cue Ezio being shocked and confused and curious about the details of how buttsex works, and Federico giving him a rather, ahem, hands on lesson.

Re: cock goes where?

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Lawl. Somehow, I imagine Fed drawing a butt on a piece of parchment and poking a hole in the middle to represent the ... ahem, opening. And then, it fails. XD Time to move on to Ezio's ... er ... Haha


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The Vanguard/ The Trickster (from Multiplayer)

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Because femslash doesn't get enough love on kink memes. I'll take anything with these two in any form with as many kinks as anon wants to write. Maybe they're both hiding in the same haystack? Or one has caught the other and decides to have their wicked way with them?

Please? All of the Internet cookies and my forever gratitude for anyone who responds.

Re: The Vanguard/ The Trickster (from Multiplayer)

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a fill, BUT since as you said femmeslash doesn't get enough love here...

Brotherhood MP femmeslash: Thief x Courtesan
MP character catches another and has their wicked way with them: Officer x Thief (het)

Somehow I see the Trickster taking the place of the Thief...

Papal guard(s)/street performer (yes, you read that right)

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Because the forgotten characters need love too!
Inspired by this funny video (remove the spaces): http:// www. youtube. com/ watch?v=7qVBqbvenC0

In the Vatican, near the 4 Papal guards, is one really BAD street performer though the guards obviously don't mind about his failing since he's there day after day. In the video the guy who is playing says that he's going to heckle the street performer cause he's so lame and BAM: just at that moment the guards rush in and beat the crap out of Ezio. Obviously "they are taking their street performers very seriously". I thought it was cute XD.

So... something based on this. The scenario can be something else entirely but I would love it to have something to do with how protective the guards (or one of them) are about their lame little street performer. Maybe they think the performer is adorkable and thus one (or more) of them have developed a fondness or even a crush on the performer and makes a move. Or the other way around where their protection has caused the street performer to start crushing on the guard(s). Or something!

Go crazy!

Re: Papal guard(s)/street performer (yes, you read that right)

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my gosh, that is such an adorable prompt. SECONDED!


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Shao Jun & Mentor

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's basically it. I want some Shao Jun awesomeness when she was on the run from China with her Mentor, before Venice. They can be just Student/Mentor, or there can be some UST or they can be together, I'm open to anything. Just them, please.

Bonus points if you make her Mentor a woman, but a man would be cool too.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
weird request is weird

Anyone coming on Cesare's armour. Whether he's wearing it or not when it happens is up to the writer.

Switch it.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-16 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
This anon just noticed that whenever there was an Aladdin/Assassin crossover, Malik always played the part of Jasmine. So, I'm asking any anon who's willing to switch the characters around. So Malik plays Aladdin and Altair plays Jasmine. Any other character is up to the anon, or the driveby!anons. Just please, because I can't see Malik as a princess. (even though, for some reason, I can see Altair as one.)

Re: Switch it.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-16 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
... I want this...
So I second it... And I second it HARD.

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-16 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair gets a frenum piercing. Malik enjoys.


(Anonymous) 2011-12-17 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, please. I second the hell outta this. I have a weakness for genitalia piercings.

William Miles is Q

(Anonymous) 2011-12-16 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond's father somehow manages to defy physics and bend reality. Maybe the animus is the result of Q's power? Maybe this whole war is just his playtime? I want madness here, anons! MADNESS.

Thinking With Portals

(Anonymous) 2011-12-17 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
This anon would like some Portal crossover... Just because they're fun.And I really wanna see Altair play the part of Chell...

If you want to go all out and do the portal game, that's fine. But if you wanna go and give Altair a ASHPD for an AU, that's awesome!

Either one.

Just something with portals, robots, and the Companion Cube.

Re: Thinking With Portals

(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
There was a fill a while back that was Desmond as Chell. Not entirely what you're looking for (and sadly, not finished yet) but here's the link if you want to check it out:

In other words, seconded!

Leonardo working a glory hole

(Anonymous) 2011-12-17 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of self explanatory but I guess a few specifics to spice it up. Make Mae it a modern AU in a seedy club. Perhaps Ezio totally figures out who it is yet he keeps coming back for more.


(Anonymous) 2011-12-17 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
This idea distracted OP during work today, despite OP's desperate attempts to push it away, so here goes.

For some reason that's really up to filler!anon, 17 year old Ezio stumbles into his older self, perhaps without knowing who it is at first - or Revelations!Ezio is brought back by a malfunctioning Masyaf key and, realizing that his time with his young self is limited and that he will be brought back eventually, decides to give 17!Ezio a peptalk and perhaps some other... encouragement. 17!Ezio is, of course, completely smitten by the authority that his older self projects.

Over 9000 bonus points will be given if 50+!Ezio meets a distraught 17!Ezio after the execution in ACII and comfort sex ensues!

Re: Young!Ezio/Old!Ezio

(Anonymous) 2011-12-18 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded like BURRRNIIIING!!!

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Altair/Malik, tattoos

(Anonymous) 2011-12-18 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone knows that wing tattoos are almost always tacky as it gets. But still, I'd love to see Malik drawing (With ink? With henna? I don't know, figuer this one out) wings on Altair's back and shoulders (like that:
Bonus points if it's a modern AU and Altair decides he likes it so much he's going to get it inked permanently.

Re: Altair/Malik, tattoos

(Anonymous) 2012-02-15 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Title: Wings To Fly
Summary: Altair is sexed out. Malik takes advantage to improve his artistic ability. Smut.
Author's Note: I know you hoped for an AU, Anon, but I just had to have them in the pillow-strewn Bureau. Also I used Roman Baths for a plot-point (and went hopelessly anachronistic, too) I hope this is acceptable.


Something was tickling just beneath Altair's awareness. He woke slowly from his sex-induced coma, irritated that the deep sleep he craved was being taken so rudely from him.

The tickling sensation stopped, and Altair felt a hand warm on his back.

"Sleep, Altair. I will be done soon enough," came Malik's voice.

Altair nodded slepily, shifted slightly, so he was sprawled more comfortably on his belly, Malik's pillow beneath his hips, his own under his chin, one arm stretched up and around it, the other flung loosely at his side. Altair never felt safer than when in Malik's bed.

He had almost dozed off again when he once more felt the tickling on his spine. He lifted his head and, in a motion that made his neck protest, he turned to glare at his lover.

"I am trying to sleep, Malik. Can this ... whatever it is ... can it not wait until the morning?"

"Will you lie still in the morning?" Malik asked pointedly.

"I ... might ..." Altair said, less than confidently.

"Go back to sleep, Novice. I will be done soon enough."

Altair slept.


Altair woke to the not-unpleasant sensation of Malik fondling his manhood. Altair smirked into his pillow; he knew Malik enjoyed waking him with climax, and nothing was going to prevent Altair from enjoying Malik's sure touch.

He shifted slightly, moving off his belly to spoon against his lover, sleepily nuzzling Malik's neck.

"Awake, are you?" Malik murmured, squeezing Altair's shaft teasingly. Altair moaned shamelessly.

He rolled onto his back and spread his legs wide to encourage Malik. Malik chuckled; he enjoyed having the Grand Master all to himself, more than he would openly admit to the man, but mostly he loved that Altair had no inhibitions whatsoever when alone in his company. He gave Altair an expert twist, and pumped him to full hardness. Malik climbed over Altair and knelt between his open legs, his one arm resting on Altair's abdomen for balance.

"Come for me, fly for me, my great Eagle," he murmured, before swallowing the weeping cockhead.

Altair almost bucked him off, moaning like a man in pain. Malik gripped Altair's inner thigh, and began to stroke it gently, intimately. Not for the first time, Malik wished he had both arms: his arousal was almost enough to knock him flying, without Altair's responses to inflame his need further. He laved and flicked the arrowhead just under the head of Altair's cock, and slid more of him into his mouth, cheek puffing out obscenely. Altair looked down his body at Malik, and almost came at the erotic sight. He flailed an arm to catch Malik by the hair. Malik shook his head slowly, the movement doing things to Altair's cock that ought not be possible. He loosened his vicelike grip, and Malik chuckled again, with Altair now deep in his throat, and the vibration and the hot wetness threw Altair over the edge, keening as he bucked his hips up, and spent his seed into Malik's mouth.

Altair wasn't sure how long he lay there, stunned and satiated, when Malik turned him over onto his belly, and the tickling began again.

"Now, perhaps, you will be still and permit me to finish what I began last night?" Malik asked.

Altair hoped the Dai did not require a verbal answer.


Eventually Malik allowed the Grand Master the privilege of getting up from his bed. The one-armed Dai refused to explain what he had done to the other's back, however.

Altair performed his ablutions quickly, but paused before the mirrors in the bathhouse; one on each wall reflected what was between them perfectly so that bathgoers could see themselves as they preened. On Altair's back, in exquisite detail, was inked an eagle's wing over each shoulder.


In the Bureau, later that day, Altair surprised Malik, by appearing in the thinnest linen robe imaginable. It was all but transparent. Altair vaulted over the desk, and pointedly turned his back to Malik.

"You did not wash it off, then?" Malik said warily.

"I did not wash it off. I came that you might..." Altair trailed off, searching for the right words.

"That I might wash off what I so painstakingly put there?" Malik spat.

"That you might reccommend a place where it might be made permanent without poisoning my blood," Altair countered. "After all, the Eagle of Masyaf needs wings to fly."


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(Anonymous) 2011-12-18 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Maria. Altair. This video.

"I sort of have a weird quirky thing I like to do after sex to take the edge off...this is my friend Malik."

(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
The video is not available to watch in Germany D: I'm so disappointed

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In Which Shaun is Boning Desmond, and William and Shaun Have a Mildly Threatening Chat

(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Shaun and Desmond are in a kind-of-ish-almost-relationship thing. Bill isn't entirely pleased, because isn't it the end of the world or something, and shouldn't you be focused on more important things, and where exactly is this relationship going, and that's his only daughter son so you better watch your ass, and where did you get that shotgun, Bill, and why are you polishing it menacingly, you're scaring me.

Please, anons. There is not nearly enough of Daddy-Miles, and there certainly isn't enough of Daddy-Miles being a dad. A horribly awkward, threatening dad. I NEED IT, I REALLY DO.

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Seconded. Seconded so bad!

Not so sweet nothings

(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
This anon is a fan of a few kinky things, but at the top of the chart is being whispered dirty things to. I don't necessarily mean explicit dirty, but that's pretty damn hot too.

So, prompt! A modern AU with whatever pairing the author!anon pleases. Maybe it's a cold and/or stormy night, and the cuddling turns a little more dirty, I don't know. I'd just love to see whoever is (going to be) on top whisper those dirty little things into the others ear, and it just drives them up the /wall/. I mean hitching breath up the wall.

Bonus points:
- It's Christmas, with snow outside and the fire going.
- A scarf is used as light bondage.
- One of the thing whispered mention something about making them scream/forgetting everything but the top's name.
- Whispers being of another language. (Latin, hnggg)
- Writer!anon, if you can put sounding in this fic, I will bear all your children till I die of old age.

Again, I don't care about pairings; I do have a preference for Altair/Malik or Ezio/Leo.

Re: Not so sweet nothings, Fill: Fic

(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Fill: What's Your Name?

Rating: 15A or R

Pairing: Altair/Malik

AuthorAnon's Note: OP I hope this is what you wanted. Unbeta'd, so hopefully I haven't shamed myself with novice errors :-)


The snow was falling thickly out the window, deepening the darkness in the quiet bedroom. Only a handful of candles kept the place from pitch blackness; the power had gone off hours earlier, and Altair and Malik were keeping warm the old-fashioned way.

"ἀγριάνθρωπος ἐμός" Malik murmured into Altair's ear, grinning lazily with heavy-lidded eyes as the other man used his tongue to explore Malik's chest, shoulders, and even paying gentle attention to his stump. The darkness made Malik feel no shame in his injury, and Altair's fascination and exploration definitely helped Malik to feel more comfortable in the flickering light. Malik was amused by the proprietary grip Altair kept on him while he plundered his secrets.

"I sincerely hope that was not an insult, Professor," Altair murmured, glancing up and flashing his teeth in a wolfish grin.

"Would I do such a thing?" Malik asked, adding quickly, "well, I would, but not with your teeth so close to sensitive regions. I called you my wild savage man. Do you deny the truth?"

Altair's amber eyes regarded Malik insolently for a long minute, the air cooling Malik's skin and making him tremble slightly. Malik gave back stare for stare, equally as insolent as Altair.

"Well? Are you going to stay there all night staring at me like a country bumpkin? Or will you continue " Malik asked, almost belligerently, trying to push Altair's mouth further south.

Altair chuckled, and nipped Malik's inner thigh, making him yelp. "Magistro meo arrogantius," he murmured, breathing on the wet mark made by his mouth, and making Malik tremble and moan helplessly. "If the others only knew what you got up to when you were snowed in."

"I am not your teacher, ah, ahhhh!" Malik panted, pushing his hips upwards.

"Then how is it that you know everything - and do not hesitate to inform me of that fact?" Altair teased, kissing the seam of Malik's legs just where they joined his torso.
Malik tired of the tease, and fisted his hand in Altair's hair, and dragged him in the direction he wanted Altair's mouth to go.

"I know one thing, Altair," he moaned, "you cannot take a subtle hint!"

Altair chuckled. "By the time I finish taking your subtle hint, Malik-know-all, all you will remember will be my name!"

"By my maker, I sincerely hope so!"

Altair gently removed Malik's fingers from his hair, and reached up to the bedhead; his neckerchief was sacrificed to tie Malik's arm above his head.

"Altair... I do not... I am uneasy..." Malik voiced doubts.

"Try the knot," Altair suggested.

When Malik realised he could easily loosen and free his hand he nodded to Altair and smiled in relief. Altair grinned and took the head of Malik's aching head in his mouth and licked like he was a particulrly succulent lollipop, making Malik whimper in pleasure. Altair braced his head against Malik's hand, pushing and pressing him to take more of Malik's cock.

"Please, Altair, please..."

"You still know too much, Prof!" Altair grinned.

Malik shook his head. "Altair ... Mooooooore..."

Altair growled deep in his chest, the vibrations against his cock-head making Malik tremble pleasurably. Altair's clever tongue found the vein underneath MAlik's cock-head and he flicked it, alternating light and strong strokes of his tongue.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhmmmmm..." Malik moaned helplessly.

"What's your anme?" Altair asked quietly, staring at the weeping slit.


"Your name," Altair said more insistently.

"Altair... Please..."

Altair glanced up at Malik, whose head was pressed back into the pillow, eyes shut and lips curled in ecstasy, and grinned.

"I told you my name would be all," he lowered his lips to take the precum, "you," he glanced up at Malik and held his gaze, "knew," he took Malik's whole length into his throat.

Malik bucked, guttural groans coming from his throat, as Altair suckled him to a shattering climax. He tore through the light cotton kerchief and gripped the hair of Altair's head, bobbing as he swallowed.

Outside the window, the snow fell more thickly.


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(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A Modern AU in which two characters meet and develop a formal D/s relationship through the BDSM community (that is threatening to go all romantic) before they learn the other is an Assassin/Templar. Cue awkwardness.

bonus points for Altair & Malik or Altair & Maria, but I don't really care much who the pairing is.


(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Simple as that. I don't care if it is Federico, Ezio, Leonardo, etc. just, please, no incest! XC

Re: Vieri/Anyone

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I am cravin' some Vieri as well. Would an artfill be okay?


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(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair is in love with Malik, who instead is totally unaware of his friend's feelings. Happy ending welcomed, but not necessary! <3

(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so into this prompt I want to have it's babies!


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Yakety Sax

(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
(If the link does not work for some reason it a parody of a Benny Hill chase scene featuring Altair...and murderous guards.)

After watching this video, only one thought came to mind.
What the hell did Altair do, now?!

#If he did it on purpose.
#And if Malik sets up a lawn chair on top of the bureau and watches while snacking on some hummus.

Re: Yakety Sax

(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for that! I needed a giggle. I can't fill comedy prompts like this, but I totally see Malik camping out in a roof garden sniggering the whole time!

Re: Yakety Sax

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Rauf Needs Some Lovin' Too!

(Anonymous) 2011-12-20 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I like Rauf; he seems to be fairly easygoing and friendly. He needs sexing. I don't mind whether it's with Altair, Malik, Kadar, all three or none of the above. Just give me Rauf, gettin' some!

Bonus points for: (i) Rauf completely not getting that his partner (Altair, Malik, whoever) is trying to seduce him until they are both naked and hard; (ii)Sword/Blade wielding puns aplenty! (iii) Rauf popping his cherry for the first time. Hey, it's a strict order!

Re: Rauf Needs Some Lovin' Too!

(Anonymous) 2011-12-20 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
HELL F-ING YES! Rauf is such a sweetie, he needs some affection!

Re: Rauf Needs Some Lovin' Too!

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