Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

‡ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 5
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Discussion

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Ladies kicking ass and taking names

[(Anonymous)]

Obvious anon probably is/will be obvious to some people. Oh well. Bit of backstory: I played the AC:R multiplayer for the first time earlier tonight and, uh... was emphatically reminded of why I don't usually bother with Xbox Live. Some guys who were mikespamming called me some nasty things assumedly because I main the Thespian and have a kind of feminine gamertag, I guess. When it happened I was mostly hurt and upset, but now that I've had a few hours to stew, I'm just angry. And sort of disappointed in myself for not saying anything when it happened.

So! I'd like to submit my request for any of the multiplayer ladies doing as the subject says. I'm cool with any of them, though the Thespian and Trickster are my personal favorites (and the ones I see working the best for this prompt given their backstories). Really, any fill at all will send me into paroxysms of joy, haha.

Re: Ladies kicking ass and taking names

[(Anonymous)]

Don't be sad, anon! I play AC:R multiplayer all the time, with a very feminine gamer tag and always trying to choose a female character, as well as a female avatar and, well, being female. Only once have I encountered anyone particularly rude.

In my experience, most of the people in the AC multiplayer are nice. You get the occasional dick, but most people don't talk. Of those that do, I've encountered just as many people who apologise for killing me or congratulate everyone on a good game as I have of those who are arses.

This is your famiglia now.

[(Anonymous)]

Assassin's Creed characters with a Mafia twist. But this time, how about using a minor character as the star?

It can be anything, really. Just a minor AC character in a Mafia-esque world. Dialogue, pronz, w/e.

Thankies~

Re: This is your famiglia now.

[(Anonymous)]

Sadly I do not have the skills to write such a masterpiece, but for some reason I see La Volpe or Machiavelli playing the lead role. Especially after seeing a picture of La Volpe in a suit on Deviantart. He cleans up nicely, to say the least~

(http: //massive-destruction.deviantart.com/art/AC-AU-Mafia-La-Volpe-245551536)

Altair Watches You Touch Yourself At Night

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I want voyeurism!porn.

Altair is immensely attracted to/is in established relationship with/is hiding and watching Malik (or whatever the author prefers), and wants to see him masturbate (preferably so he can learn how to touch Malik the way Malik *loves*) and is understandably aroused, and is soon touching himself.

Bonus points for surprise name-dropping at crucial moments.
You win the internet if Altair is hiding and Malik catches him, and turns the tables on the Master.

Re: Altair Watches You Touch Yourself At Night

[(Anonymous)]

LOL! XD Seconded so hard!

[(Anonymous)]

So this anon is quite pissed; all three of her roommates left for break without cleaning, so it's up to her to take out all the trash, remove the food from the fridge, recycle, and so on and so forth. It isn't going to be fun, so why not ask for a fic to make her feel better about this?

I want to see some characters having fun cleaning. Maybe they start to throw supplies at each other? Or do the classic "missed a spot"? I just want to see general silliness and light-hearted humor! :D

I'll take any set of characters, really, but my mind is going to Ezio with Sofia and Flavia, and the modern assassins.

I'd offer to clean the houses of whomever fills this, but... xD

[(Anonymous)]

Ahhh, I can relate. Not at this current point in time, but I do know what it’s like to get left with everything to do. ^.^
And you don’t need to clean my house, I’ve already down the majority of that work (and some of it was all. On. My. Own.) Also, most of the chores they get landed with, may or may not be exaggeration of what I did.

Lucy sighed, setting down her chicken strips.

“Okay guys, time to plan the attack. Bec and I will tackle the indoors, you two get the outside. That means raking up the leaves, mowing the lawn, and raking up the grass clumps. Then I need you to trim the hedges. All of that gets dumped in the compost heap in the back corner. I also expect the walk ways to be swept clear and trimmed.”
Shaun looked up from where he was scrawling the orders down on a napkin.

“Anything else? Wash the outside of the windows?”

“Nah, we got that. Becca and I will be cleaning the bathroom, which means getting everything out, scrubbing the mirror, adding in any light bulbs needed, dusting everything, scrubbing the counter, the toilet, and the tub. Then, we dust everything, top down. Either use that swiffer stuff, or just knock the dirt down where the vacuum can get it. I’ll mop the kitchen area after we vacuum. Then we can attack any stains we’ve noticed, get them out, Oh! And remember to move the furniture and vacuum under it.”
Lucy picked up a chicken strip, dunked it in her sauce, and chewed it.

“Are we expected to finish that all today?” Desmond asked.

“Oh, hell no!” Rebecca blurted out. “If we were, I’m mutinying. We have today and tomorrow to do this. Just be glad we don’t have any pets to bathe as well.”

Shaun nodded. “We might even take it to three days, since I’m imposing an hour long break for lunch. So, we will work from eight to eleven thirty, and then from one to say, four? That leaves enough time to eat dinner and relax, play a few games.”

“That’s only six hours, and a half.” Lucy frowned. “If you can, work until five thirty. That makes it eight hours.”
Desmond licked the rest of his burger sauce off, and then started counting on his fingers.

“Six and a half plus an hour and a half, Des.” Becca cut in for him.

“I’m trying to figure out when you’ll stick me in the Animus during this.”

“You’re not going to be in the Animus, mate. You’ll be helping me in the yard.”

“Dude. The yard is like, five acres.”

“Which is why I said we might take three days. I’ll explain my personal idea for how to take it on later. Lucy, I take it you don’t want mulched leaves in the yard leaving bald spots later, correct? The rakes don’t really get them with the grass clippings.”
Lucy gave him a polite smile.

“That’s why I said ‘rake the leaves, mow the lawn, rake the grass clippings’. Good luck, fellas, you start today. Which makes it three and a half days.”
Desmond watched as Shaun emptied the cartons into the garbage can, and then tied up the trash and hauled it outside. Then he sighed, and headed out to get the rakes and lawn mower. He forgot the gloves.

“That’s because we don’t have gloves.” Shaun informed him when he made that discovery. “And don’t pick at your blister, let the dead skin form the protective covering.”
Desmond made a flicking motion to the ground as Shaun spoke.

“Uhm…”

“Go inside and put on a band-aid.” Shaun sighed. Then he turned to do battle against the foot long grass, using sharp, short scrapes with the rake to get all the leaves, then pick them up with the rake and his hand, and then dump them in a bin set up on the walk way.

They had a five feet long, two feet wide sector finished. After making sure the lawn mower was set to the highest level so the grass wouldn’t dry out during the winter, he mowed the section. Then he raked the area, and was dumping the first clump of grass into the bin and stepping away to get to the other section when he heard-

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason this video happens: http://youtu.be/f4zAQDM8ubQ
And then Malik says they need to work together.

Discuss. :-D

Just This Once?

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone besides me notice that whenever there's a protocreed crossover, it's never Alex/Altair but always Alex/Des...? I just can't see the Homicidal Terrorist Alex Mercer with Desmond... who really didn't know how to protect himself until the bleeding effect to place. So I'm asking if there is some way to fix that? I mean, there are plenty of senarios that can be used...
-Apple Issues
-The Ones Who Came Before tried something
-Time machines~
-AU
-etc.

I'm just asking an anon to give me something, be it small or large, an Alex/Altair fill.

I mean, if you can throw in some "virus transmission" then I will forever love you and have your internet babies.

Re: Just This Once?

[(Anonymous)]

Well... I do love me some Protocreed... >:3 And I don't think I'm ever going to hear back from the OPs on my other fills... I think I could maybe possibly come up with something for your AlexAlt need. Can't do viral transmission, though. XD Anything else you want?

*cough*TotalAlexDesmondPostGameShipper*cough*

[(Anonymous)]

I've read a few prompts about Leonardo and the Pygmalion myth. Love it. And I can't help but hope someone would expand it further? I also miss reading Leonardo-centered fics these days :C

So, I'm thinking about it happening in a modern times setting. Leonardo a happy-go-lucky artist who accidentally gave life to his sculpture and then later he discovers that he's got this talent/gift/inherited ability to give life to his creations.

I'd love to see how Leonardo will (hilariously, adorkably, endearingly) be able to handle this sculpture-come-to-life in the 21st century. Especially if Leonardo's creation happened to be an assassin from the past.

The assassin is up to writer-anon's choice. I'm not too heavy on pairings I'm actually more into the subtle, hinted kind), but if writer-anon wants romance then by all means! Can be a side-pairing and maybe someone (I think it's going to be the assassin-of-choice though) for Leonardo.

Bonus:
- Other character (AC cast) reactions or how they'll discover Leonardo hiding an assassin in his place.
- Would love to read on how assassin will adapt in an unfamiliar era. Lots of gags and funnies please?
- Leo and Shaun as BFFS? OR Becca? Or both? Gah, any will do actually, just give me Leo being sassed by his BFF.
- Leo could "accidentally" create the other assassins? A Leonardo harem of assassins? Maybe? Yes?
- I'm hoping Abstergo/Templars will play a role here and try to abduct Leonardo for his "talent". Cue assassin-to-the-rescue.
- Leonardo won't be just some D.I.D. all the time (this if writer-anon would include the Templar plot). I want him to kick ass too (and maybe surprise and please the hell out of the assassin at this).

Will love you and adore and worship et all for any writer-anon who'd pick this one up. Really grateful.

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio/random city guard

Necrophilia. And gore, I suppose? Since there probably is blood everywhere if the guy died due to being stabbed.

Late fill is Very Late

[(Anonymous)]

Humans are not animals.

Humans are above animals, capable of higher processes, of abstract thoughts. Truth. Justice. Revenge. What did any of that mean to the common beast? Dogs had no concept of justice. Horses felt no need to seek revenge for the fates of their kin. Cats could not care less that what they know is not the truth. Animals held no desire for senseless slaughter. They would not kill one another over a special stone, a few scraps of metal. They fought to hold territory, but killed only when necessary.

Humans are not animals. Humans are above such creatures.

-

Ezio knelt down, feeling the smooth brick paving push into his knees. Slowly, reverently, he cupped the dead man's face, gazing back into lifeless eyes and smoothing his thumbs over pale, bloodless cheekbones.

There was a savage beauty in the dance of blades as both sides fought for their lives. There was the never ending pattern, that irrevocable truth that for one to live, another must die. There was the heat, the passion, the burning bloodlust.

Death was something else.

The assassin leaned forward, lips parted, eyes half closed. One hand shifted, tilting the guard's head upwards. The other moved to his lower back, giving support to the limp body.

Battle was a burning fire. Death was a bottomless pool. Why tread water when it was so much easier to just let go and sink to the bottom? There were no smothering responsibilities, no petty nuisances. There was only the calming stillness and the promise of relief.

He could not help the shiver that ran down his spine, the soft groan as he licked the lifeblood from the corpse's lips, the ragged breathing as sensitive fingers explored the gash through it's abdomen.

The city was a mass of emotion, a shifting web of uneasiness that nobody noticed but everyone felt. Ezio belonged here. The Assassin did not. The city could feel his presence and she was not happy. She sent her guards to fight him. To kill off this terrible, foreign intruder. She did not comprehend the parasites that were the politicians she trusted. Could not comprehend that perhaps this outsider wanted to be chased. That she was sending her protectors to their doom.

Muffled sounds of want and need, mouth full of a dead man's shoulder, hips bucking, hands grasping slick, red-stained bone, and a thoughtless, wordless prayer to a god he no longer (never did) believe in, begging for something he could not find among the living.

The Assassin, the guards would whisper, was a monster. An animal given human form. One that preyed upon any that had the misfortune to cross his path.

They were wrong.

The Assassin was human, and humans are not animals. Humans are something worse.

-
My apologies to prompter. I rather doubt this was what you were expecting.
(figures that my first fanfic would be a fill towards a necrophilia prompt... *sigh*)

[(Anonymous)]

So, I'm working on a few stories, one of which is a La Volpe being immortal and helping out Machiavelli's descendants (read the story when I've posted it to find out why :p) when this idea slams me from left field. What if La Volpe is immortal, so the night he was seen on three different rooftops actually did occur on the same hour? The reasons how and why time travel occured are up to you.
BONUS Points -if La Volpe looks the same save for a few wrinkles and pure white hair
- one of the future Volpes hints about what a great love he will find (but doesn't mention who)
- I have a weakness for it being La Volpe/Machiavelli, but anon can make it anyone

[(Anonymous)]

Rauf/Altair (friendship or slash)

It's near Christmas here so I'm feeling for a really cute fluffy (but not completely ooc) fic/art of Rauf/Altair. Maaaaybe Altair's having a rough week- nothing that a super awesome master assassin like him can't handle but it's always good to know that there's someone there who is concerned.

Rough day, friend offers a drink or a pipe, and life is better again or something.

[(Anonymous)]

I want this... Mainly the smutty part, and the thought of Rauf topping makes my mind all but melt... So, I SECOND THIS WITH THE HEAT OF A MILLION SUNS!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Altair/Malik: Modern AU where Malik bitches about Altair's driving skills (or perhaps lack of)

...and so Altair drives them to some secluded area (like an empty parking lot or park or something) and shuts Malik up by fucking him in the car.

[(Anonymous)]

Holy fuck do want.

[(Anonymous)]

In-laws - Aren't they lovely...?

From recollection, Ubi never really mentions Maria Thorpe's parents in AC. Were the alive or dead at the time? According to the AC wiki her parents forced her into a arranged marriage. After four years, she disgraced her family by ending it and joining the crusaders.

So, lets say Maria receives a letter from her long "lost" parents. They found out about her new marriage with Altair. I don't care how they found out. Perhaps her father headshoted an assassin message pigeon to take home for dinner and discovered a note attached to its leg that mentioned Maria and Altair or something. Anyway, they announced that they are coming for a visit. Like any good parents they send the letter off later rather than earlier so it appears 2 days before they are due to arrive. Cue Maria having an aneurysm and Altair being aloof and passive about the entire situation...at first. I would like to have Malik play the "supportive" friend.

Maria: This is horrible!
Altair: Habibti, its not that bad...
Maria: You. do. not. understand!
Malik: A novice never understands. That why they are called such.
Altair: *Ignores* You're embarrassed of me. Aren't you?
Malik: Who wouldn't be? Especially with that attitude. Uck, The only thing uglier than it is his excuse of a face. Just look at it!
Altair: *Dramatic stand* Malik do you want to take this outside to the training circle, because I swear-
Malik: Come hither towards me, brother! (Come at me, bro)*both rush outside*
Maria: STOP! My parents could be here any minute!

It can be cracky or serious. Whatever the writer-anon chooses to do. I will love whoever writes this forever.

Bonus: If one of the parents walk in during sexytimes.
The mom: Maria, dear. What is hum...mus...?

[(Anonymous)]

I love the line 'Come hither towards me, brother!' It makes Malik sound Shakespearean (hmm... future prompt?)
Seconded!

[(Anonymous)]

Is anyone having issues with comments showing up? I was in the middle of a fill, accidently closed the window and then tried to come back and finish it, and now the new posts are gone.

[the-everbright.livejournal.com]

We've had multiple rounds of Ninja Comments so far, I think there's a whole umpteen-comment thread about this in the last part. Sometimes they turn up again if you refresh the page or try it while you're logged in, so don't worry about the new posts being gone, gone, gone. They will eventually surface. (Behind you! With a blowgun! aEiiiii!)

[(Anonymous)]

Ghosts and other incorporeal beings

You know who was missing from Revelations and only got mentioned on a throwaway line? Malik.

So how about we get a glimpse of him as a ghost/vision/whathaveyou, as elderly Altair makes his way up to the fortress in Masyaf? Just a bit of closure-dialogue between old, weary Assassins, with ghost!Malik giving Altair some encouragement, like ghost!Maria seemed to be doing. For angst's sake, anons!

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! Seconded with the fury of a disappointed Malik and Leo fangirl, who hanged around until after the credits for any mention of her favourite characters.

(Found Leo's name mentioned once, in a info-box about the Golden Horn.)

[(Anonymous)]

Altair/ Malik, domestic sex.
As in, they have already gotten to the stage when they're just completly and utterly comfortable with being together.

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded.

[(Anonymous)]

Anons, I wanna see some auto-fellatio up in here.

Assassin's gotta be flexible, right? So, I want to see an assassin sucking himself off. Perhaps with his significant other watching? The pairing doesn't matter, I just want something hot.

[(Anonymous)]

OH GOD PLEASE. I also fully support some SO watching the production with their mouth open in amazement.

[(Anonymous)]

Altair/Darim
Yes, I am requesting this, don't judge me, anons!
After Maria's death, and Sef's death, and Malik's death, father and son are all that is that is left of their family. On the run and devastated by their grief and loss, they turn to each other for comfort.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh SECONDED so hard. I didn't even know I wanted this until I suddenly did.

[(Anonymous)]

Replaying ACII at the moment, I'm going through all the Ezio games followed by Embers to just fully appreciate his story and then bawl my heart out at the end.

Anyway, I'm in Venice and I've decided I really like Rosa/Ugo but I don't know if anyone else does. I would like them in any way, shape, or form, please. Short or long, fluff, smut, angst, adventure... anything. I just want this pairing.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm playing ACII for the first time, and haven't got that far yet (stupid retail, no holidays to spend all day gaming, grrr) but when I do, I will remember this request and try to fill it.

[(Anonymous)]

The new comment pages fill me with rage. I had to use my roomie's computer to post this prompt.

So. I want a fic of Shaun, Rebecca, or both just trying to post a comment on LiveJournal and then ranting about how unwieldy and bloated and poorly coded the whole mess is, how they could do so much better, how it's an insult to anyone that knows the first thing about CSS, etc. Bonus points for Desmond watching in bewildered terror because he's never seen either of them so irritated.

[(Anonymous)]

I would love some Guardian smut because...he's hot.


Seriously, that's it. Y'all agree right? Right. *goes off to fill stuff*

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED!!!! For real... Actually, at first I was on a 'ACB MP charas kickass and ACR ones are ewww'... and then... bam. So yeah.

... why I thought about the Sentinel is just... my... someone, please?

[(Anonymous)]

La Volpe/Machiavelli

In most of the fics I've read about these two there is a lot of sex and often some evil pranks by La Volpe, which is okay, of course, but I'd like to read something more...well, romantic. I don't knoe, maybe La Volpe rescues Machiavelli from a bad situation or viceversa? Or maybe one of the two simply confesses his love to the other? I dunno, anons, but this world needs more La Volpe/Machiavelli!

[(Anonymous)]

yes please we need more

[(Anonymous)]

Since no one seems to fill this, I may share my crossover here. It's not exactly written for this prompt, it was rather a christmas gift for a friend. She likes Desmond/Nathan/Shaun, but I'd like to have some opinions on it.

[(Anonymous)]

first time posting on the kink meme and it's a missfire.. I'm incredibly sorry and embarrassed about this.

[(Anonymous)]

Lorenzo Medici/Suleiman

I don't know how, but I want to see these two brilliant politicians interacting.

[(Anonymous)]

You'll need a little applied time travel, or, I dunno, after-death experience? For these two to talk to each other, but the concept is super intriguing to me. *tilt* Anyone know if Suleiman was better with money than Lorenzo?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not even done playing the game and I had an intense urge to request this. I want some young hot stud to epic swan dive into a crush/obsession/twitter-pattion with the revelations older Ezio. Make them self-conscious of the fact that Ezio is older and totally confused about WHY they like him (except not because, lets face it, he can charm the pants off of anyone). Basically I would like the character to be blind sided by it all.

It can be with a known character or one you make up. I'm not picky. My only specifics besides is make it slashy.

And I must say, I love you all dear Anons and hope the rest of your holidays are as awesome as mine have been.

[(Anonymous)]

DOING THIS LIKE A BAUWS! (also has an IMMENSE kink for rev!Ezio!)

[(Anonymous)]

16/Desmond

16 and Desmond comfort each other...