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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

‡ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

‡ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

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‡ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-17 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
But slightly different.

I want Yusuf somehow meeting a young Ezio. :3 As sexy as Ezio is in Revelations, I can't help but want this. I'd prefer an AC2!Ezio, rather than Brohood!Ezio. How it happens, doesn't really matter (Ezio thrown into the future, or Yusuf thrown into the past, IDEK). The Apple makes for a great plot device, as we all know. :D

Smexytimes are not required, but greatly appreciated.

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-23 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding like woah.

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-17 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm at the opera, the soprano is so beautiful. I'm in bed with her, she cries as I fuck her."

Go for it, anon.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-18 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhhh. I remember that. Seconded!

Ezio/Cristina/Federico threesome

(Anonymous) 2012-02-17 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon doesn't care how, why, or when it happens as long as she can read fic of these three. Make it as kinky or fluffy as you'd like, as long as it isn't non-con, I'm cool with it. I have developed a strong love for these three after replaying the first Cristina memory despite the lack of interaction between all three of them.

Re: Ezio/Cristina/Federico threesome

(Anonymous) 2012-02-20 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I've always thought of Cristina as the type to fuck her boyfriend's brother. For the fucking hell of it.

Seconded, I love this prompt and anything it entails.

Kid!fic aka wee!Assassins, please?

(Anonymous) 2012-02-17 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I long for some sort of Apple shenanigans or Animus!plot-device wherein one of our hardcore badass-assassins is turned into a five-to-eight-years-old version of themselves.

If writeanon goes for wee!Ezio I would absolutely adore some "I-want-my-big-brother-or-Daddy-to-save-me" angst for Leonardo and wee!Ezio. If anons write wee!Malik, then please have him constantly overbalancing because of arm-loss. If anons write for wee!Altair then pleasepleaseplease give me some too-solemn non-child behaviour and Malik encouraging the wee!Grand Master to *play* like the child he is! If you go for wee!Des then let Shaun be the reluctant babysitter!

Pretty please anons? I have such a longing for kid!fic and cute!Wee!Assassins!

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Batman Crossover

(Anonymous) 2012-02-18 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond's best friend when he was young was Damian Wayne. Years later, they meet again.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-18 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
There needs to be more Machiavelli/La Volpe here. You know what else we need? Spanking. Good old-fashioned spanking.

So perhaps after handling one-to-many pranks by La Volpe, Machiavelli has had enough and decides that The Fox needs to be punished. I actually like the idea of Volpe still being a little bastard (and maybe he's into this sort of thing) and keeps egging Machiavelli on much to his annoyance.

This all leading to sex would be nice, but not a must.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-18 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
I love the interaction of these two.


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A Strangely Specific Prompt

(Anonymous) 2012-02-18 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Mass Effect 3 comes out soon and in honor of it and since i know a few days of my life will just vanish in a blur of mad gaming. Life? What life? im thinking a sort of crossover. One or more ME characters in AC doing their own sort of shenanigans and what have you. If they are an alien lets have them suddenly be human since i cant think of a reason for there to suddenly be aliens in AC.

I would prefer Garrus the cop/guard not happy with the system or Mordin - Leonardo's rival - but i like most ME characters if you want to do someone else.

Supernatural Crossover

(Anonymous) 2012-02-18 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi there writeanons,
I've been obsessing over Supernatural ever since I've discovered the series about a month ago... so, added to my obsession about AC this naturally led me to the conclusion that there needs to be a crossover.

Basically the idea is this: The hunters are a sub-group of the assassins (but much less organized and less hierarchy). The regular assassins don't really know too much about them and their circles usually don't overlap.
Then purgatory is opened etc and the Leviathans take over the Templars.

Bonus points if the apple and/or the other pieces of eden are somehow the clue as to how to kill the Leviathans. And Bobby found out that the Leviathans are after the apple to destroy it - that's what he tried to tell Sam and Dean before he died.

I know this is ridiculously specific - but if there's anyone out there who'd like to take a shot at this... it would make me ecstatic.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-18 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Weird plot!bunny bit me today...

Ezio accidentally gets himself with his own poison blade and Leonardo gets to him *just in time* and gets him to a Dottore. The cure is almost as bad as the poison itself and Ezio gets put through a loooooooooot of ... let's say ... discomfort. H/C abounds!

Please Anons? I'm not good enough to write this one, and I know you're all well up to the challenge!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-18 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I would write this, but I am already working on a fill and have promised another...

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-19 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Anon was watching Sanctum, and the part where Frank had to drown that black guy with the broken cheek bones broke my heart. ;u;

So this anon wants a scene like that between Malik and Kadar. Maybe they themselves are exploring some caves in a group with Altair and other novices, Kadar gets injured the same way like in the movie and Malik puts him out of his misery by killing him because he didn't want to see his poor baby brother suffer.

or something like that.
can be AU and any other pairing
whatever, just make me cry and feel like i shouldn't have ever requested this ;A;

Re: Sacrifices

(Anonymous) 2012-02-19 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have a go at this, but i don't want to discourage any other anons in case i don't do too good.

Creepy Objects Bring Bad Luck

(Anonymous) 2012-02-20 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I feel horrible for posting this... but I can't seem to care...

Altair is a single father of >Insert Number of Children Here< and has to move in order to get away from a stalker of an ex. So, he get's a house in the middle of nowhere, hoping nobody will find him or his kids. The kids nickname the place "The Farm" (hahaha... /shot) and hope to keep their father and other sibling safe.

A few years pass with peace and happiness, but all come to a screeching halt when one of the kids finds something in the fields. That something is a >Insert Creepy Object Here< and makes some pretty strange things start to happen.

Nothing seems to happen to Altair, but whatever is going on seems to be going after the kids instead. (Why is up to the Anon)

Whatever happens next is up to Passerby!Anons and possible Claimer!Anon.
My final request is that whoever the ex is finds Altair and get's a less than warm welcome, from whatever is causing the problems or the children.

I'm just going to leave now.


(Anonymous) 2012-02-20 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Don't leave! *drags back* This is an awesome prompt! And I don't think I've ever seen one like this on the meme! *hugs OP* Oh, if only I could write this for you! OnO

I vote for four kids, possibly consisting of Darim, Sef, Ezio, and Desmond? :3 Mostly because I wanna see Altair have to wrangle them all into some kind of order, and I'm tired of just seeing him with only two (it's almost always just the canon kids, or just Ezio/Desmond as younger sibs.)

How about a Creepy Object and a Helpful Object? (Totally got a Fatal Frame mindset right now. /also-shot) Or creepy and helpful Spirit? Creepy/Cursed object and Helpful Spirit? (Totally vote for Malik being a "Helpful" Spirit. XD)

O___O I've got more, if people want to hear them.

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Rare pairs!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-20 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I've a hankering for the more... rare pairings in the fandom. So someone please, PLEASE write me fic of a rare ship. Preferably meeting at some poker tournament so they can make faces and eyes at each other and then when it's over someone can do the cheesy thing like "buy you a drink". Whether they sex is up to you but I certainly wont say no.

This also includes crossovers, because crossovers are my lifeblood.

Have a list of some rare pairings I like:
Alex (Mercer)/Altair
Nathan Drake/any modern assassin
Subject 16 (Clay)/anyone not Desmond


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Are you okay with het or yuri?

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Fill: Dance Like There's No-one Watching 1/3

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A quick word from author-anon

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Desmond/Any (Het or Slash)

(Anonymous) 2012-02-21 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Just a minor Geek!Idea. So Desmond, because of Animus, can speak Renaissance Italian - probably both the aristocratic and the, ah, rarer street type.
My prompt is thus: some poor, unsuspecting linguist comes across Desmond when he's speaking Italian, proceeds to have a geek!gasm and tries to drag him away for "further research"

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-21 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Could it be a historian when he's talking about daily life in the Renaissance/Holy Land? As well as the language(s)? As a Classicist I would totally geek!gasm over someone talking about going down to the agora ;-)

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La Volpe/Claudia?

(Anonymous) 2012-02-22 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't find it anywhere else, and I'm really craving this pairing right now like woah. Haven't looked through all the pages yet, though, so if it's been requested, a link to a fill would be nice!

If anyone if actually considering writing this, I don't care if it's fluff or smut- you choose.

I just really, really need something with these two.

Re: La Volpe/Claudia?

(Anonymous) 2012-02-22 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

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The Fox Meets the Eagless, First Instance 1/?

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Make This Anon Happy Again

(Anonymous) 2012-02-22 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon is in a terrible mood, because one of their absolute favorite stories in another fandom was "adopted" by a new author (though the original author hasn't been updated it in years). To make a long story short, Anon read a few chapters from the new author and it SUCKS! Big time.

So what Anon is prompting is a Modern or College AU Altair/Malik, where Malik has an overly critical personality and Altair goes out of his way many times to make him happy again. The story can be about anything (Altair's ridiculous new outfit style, How stupid people can be, IDGAF), whatever the authorAnon wants. Anon only has two conditions though :

[1] It has to be lengthy (Anon loves long stories)
[2] It has to be well-written (meaning it has to have a plot, must have internal continuity, some grammar and spelling mistakes are okay, no sudden tonal changes, no OOCs, no out-of-nowhere rape scene, just make it good)

Please, will a writerAnon lessen the pain of one of my favorite stories being ruined?
*cue sad begging face*

Re: Make This Anon Happy Again

(Anonymous) 2012-02-22 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well,it's not quite the same premise, but if you want, I can link you back to a lengthy fanfiction about Altair learning to be happy again after a divorce. I think it's well-written, and the author is willing to listen you think there's something wrong.

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Altair "Grabby Hands" Ibn La Ahad

(Anonymous) 2012-02-22 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I was playing Assassins Creed the other day, attempted to gently push my way through a crowd, when Altair couldn't get past one woman, and held his hand out to push.
He looked like he was fondling that woman's boobs.

Which makes me think that this should be in fic.
Man, woman, Altair is a perv with wandering hands
Grand stoic grand master, my ass!

My Fair Fox

(Anonymous) 2012-02-22 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Machiavelli/La Volpe. My Fair Lady AU. Yeah, I'm requesting this :3

Niccolo Machiavelli is the picture of dignity and he knows it. At one point, he brags that he could take any scoundrel off the street and turn them into a gentlemen. Ezio (or whoever you think Machiavelli's Colonel Pickering should be) decides to test this and challenges him to turn the scoundrel of scoundrel's himself, La Volpe, into a high-class gentlemen. Enter rough tutoring, constant bickering and eventual romance.

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Oddball crossover/fusions....

(Anonymous) 2012-02-22 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
of the not Prototype or Uncharted variety. Give me something that makes no sense. Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, The Invisible Man. Anything, with any pairing. I just want to see what everyone can come up with~

Re: Oddball crossover/fusions....

(Anonymous) 2012-02-22 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And then cast ideas started spawning.

LotR AC style:

Frodo - Desmond
Sam - Lucy
Pippin - Rebecca
Merry - Shaun
Bilbo - William Miles

Strider - Ezio
Boromir - Abbas
Legolas - Altair
Gimli - Malik
Gandalf - La Volpe

Elrond - Machiavelli
Arwen - Sofia or Leonardo if you prefer Ezio/Leo
Galadriel - Minerva
Celeborn - Jupiter

Faramir - Rauf
Denethor - Al Mualim
Eowyn - Caterina
Eomer - Bartelomeo?

Saruman - Vidic
Sauron - Alan Rikkin
Witch King - Robert de Sable
Gollum - Subject 16/Clay

And that's all I can think of. XD

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Minifill: Like Herding Cats

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So we need more Yusuf/Ezio.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-23 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Or Ezio/Yusuf.

It's my headcanon that, for some reason, Yusuf has a kind of weapon kink. ( He seemed so enthusiastic in Revelations talking about bombs and hookblades dfbvg )

Knock yourselves out.

Rape revenge minifill requested? PapaBear!Ezio kills a Borgia guard(s) in total rage mode

(Anonymous) 2012-02-23 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah that's what I want. However short. I would prefer Ezio is avenging a female assassin because I have a kink for Bro'hood Ezio all protective and ROAR over all his young women Assassins. Just gives me ~feelings~.

If you would be so kind as to oblige me, you can post your own minifill request here and I will do it if I can :) but it has to be mini because I am completely ADD right now D:

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-02 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Claiming. I want an Ezio ROAR

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Springtime = happy

(Anonymous) 2012-02-23 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
So, it's officially springtime in the lower Union states of the US of A, and the thought dawned on me after a friend asked me what drugs I was on to make me so happy.

I want one of the characters (Ezio, Shaun, Lucy, Malik, etc.) to be uncharacteristically happy that springtime is here. This can mean more energy, a smile, a positive attitude, humming to themselves, a spring in their step, but make them happier than normal because winter is over and spring is upon them!

And I want one of the others (lover, friend, brother, co-worker) to wonder just what is up with them.

Re: Springtime = happy (minifill)

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Springtime Feels minifill

Not exactly to the letter, but I hope you enjoy, OP!

The first day of spring in Masyaf dawned innocuously bright over the Assassin fortress. Novices and Masters alike slipped out of their beds without fear of losing a few toes the moment their feet hit the cold stone floors of their rooms. The novices no longer needed to huddle together like a flock of birds to preserve body heat as they made their way to the practice ring for their lessons. They laughed and joked and fought as if the last few months of forsaking dignity for warmth hadn’t happened. Spring had breathed new life into them.

Even the master assassins were enjoying the pleasant weather. Their combat instructor, Rauf, was, if possible, even more cheerful than usual when the novices lined up for their lessons. It was almost disturbing especially when he was wielding a dagger and smiling just shy of manically. The novices casually shifted back, giving him a wider berth, and tried to encourage the unlucky student stuck in the ring with him. By noon, they were scrambling to get away for lunch.

After lunch, their instructor decided they would move onto sword lessons. A few novices had to lean on their peers when all of the blood in their body suddenly sank to their feet. What had happened to their instructor? Perhaps he had been possessed by a vengeful spirit. The poor novices had resigned themselves when an unwitting savior appeared. The first to notice him was a rather small and gangly novice, hiding on the fringes of the flock.

With their hoods up, all of the master assassins were indistinguishable from each other, but this particular master walked with a swagger attributed to only one man – the great eagle of Masyaf, Altair ibn-La’Ahad. Excited, he tugged on another novice’s robes and pointed out the assassin. Chatter broke out amongst the novices. While Altair was considered scary in his own right, the novices unanimously agreed that they would rather face off against him in the sparing ring than a possessed Rauf. Their instructor finally realized that he had lost his students’ attention, but his manic smile only grew wider at the sight of Altair.

“Ah, Altair!” he greeted the other assassin. “It seems my students do not fully understand what it means to wield a blade. Perhaps you could show them what you know?”

The novices held their collective breath at the longed for question. The master assassin tilted his hooded head, considering, before nodding in assent. A whoop rose from one of the novices near the middle of the flock before being hastily shushed. Neither of the older men seemed to have noticed or rather they were just used to the novices being an eccentric bunch. The master assassin leapt over the low fence surrounding the sparring ring with one brave novice scurrying over it after him.

Two hours later, all of the novices huddled together like frightened sheep in the courtyard, sans those who had been carted off to the medical wing, as a humming Altair stepped out of the ring with a slight smile on his face.

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Francisco Randez / Danny Wallace

(Anonymous) 2012-02-23 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
So I feel bad posting a prompt when I cannot currently produce a fill, but the image of Francisco and Danny together presses more buttons for me than Desmond/Shawn and just will not leave my mind. I really don't care how the two end up finding each other or the circumstances so long as it's not entirely Des/Shawn based.

ANd I promise to start filling prompts as soon as I have a laptop. Mine broke and I'm typing this out on my rather infuriating phone. Please excuse my grammatical errors and run on sentences due to said device.

Re: Francisco Randez / Danny Wallace

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I like this prompt. A lot. It gives me the urge to write but I fear I'm not too well versed in that orz

AFAIK Wallace sometimes writes articles for the British GQ and Randez models sometimes for their editorials so maybe another author!Anon could take it from there..?

La Volpe/Leonardo

(Anonymous) 2012-02-23 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
We know that Leonardo knows about La Volpe's existence. But does La Volpe know of Leonardo's? What if, on the day Ezio meets La Volpe for the first time, The Fox follows him back to Leonardo? He does not miss the way Leonardo looks at Ezio, though clearly the Assassin is oblivious. Intrigued and curious as to why Leonardo could be in lust with such a dangerous man, La Volpe starts to get to know Leonardo. Oddly enough, La Volpe becomes quite enamored with the man. Cue La Volpe trying to court Leonardo - either succeeding or getting something small like a kiss in - and Ezio walking in. Ending can go two ways - either Leo and Ezio end up together, or Leo stays with La Volpe.

Bonus points if La Volpe can scare the living shit out of Leonardo by suddenly appearing behind him.
Extra bonus points if this courting involves rough sex.

Re: La Volpe/Leonardo

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Rooting so hard for a WriterAnon to fill this!

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Chase scene ala~ gay

(Anonymous) 2012-02-23 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know if this has been done before but Iduncurr.

Anyway, anon here wants this; we all know the infamous Altair-chases-Maria-up-a-tower scene in AC II. Well instead of Altair chasing Maria, he's chasing Malik.

Of course, Desmond is 'watching' this memory and even he has no idea that it's Malik. So when the hooded figure turns and reveals themselves as Malik, Desmond is confused as fuck. Then of course there's the actual seducing part and the sexxxxx. Desmond is extremely freaked out and little turned on.

If the camera zooms in on Malik's stomach that would be HILARIOUS, as would Desmond's reaction to it but mpreg isn't a must (and I'm not an mpregger).

Anon would be extremely happy if someone filled this.

Re: Chase scene ala~ gay

(Anonymous) 2012-02-23 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn you Anon for now I want to write this but my medication has kicked in and is making me sleepy. I am going to have a dream about this now.


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Dream Memory

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OMFG. You smart-assed irritating shit.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-24 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
New guy at work is convinced he is the best thing that ever happened to anyone and knows everything. He is 21 but acts 16. Ffffffuuuu he is telling people more than twice his age who have worked here for most of their working lives how to do their jobs. It doesn't help that he has NO life experience, never worked before and probably his mother does his laundry. You know, the kind of guy who thinks he's fricking awesome and despite working a manual job, same as anyone else here, apparently he is better than us because he's in school and going to be an engineer and this somehow means he knows how to do THIS job better than someone with shitloads more experience. He has not been pulled up for his bullshit yet, I lack the capability to deliver the verbal smackdown he needs, and it is shitting the hell out of me.

So I want a story where someone like this actually gets put well & truly in his place. Could be a smart-assed novice getting told by Bro'hood Ezio. A new thief getting told by La Volpe. Or it could be teenager!Ezio getting a smackdown from a seasoned old mercenario... that would be kinda awesome actually...

Re: OMFG. You smart-assed irritating shit.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-24 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a simialr and slightly opposite problem with an older colleague who does not listen to what management wants or what procedure is/has been for years. My sympathies.

Would Malik bitchslapping an upstart novice please you?

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