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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

‡ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

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‡ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 5
Fills Only

Informant/Altair + Malik/Altair

(Anonymous) 2012-07-03 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
In exchange for information that Altair needs to report back to Malik without being scolded, the Informant asks for Altair's body. Reluctantly, he agrees. But said Informant is caught half way through by Malik, who becomes angry and chases him away. From there it's up to Malik to show Altair that his body belongs to him, and him alone.

The Informant can drag Altair off to a roof garden or something...just not public, please. As far as Malik, I'd prefer he take Altair back to the Bureau. bottom!Altair, possessive!Malik, and rough!Informant, please! Much appreciated! ^_^

Re: Informant/Altair + Malik/Altair

(Anonymous) 2012-07-03 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED! (That seems like something an informant would do. I remember punching a few of them because the were pissing me off.)

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Filled! Mine

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(Anonymous) 2012-07-04 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Kill this anon when this is all over. Ugh.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame was the darkest film Disney ever made, and they just haven't made another like it.
(If Hellfire wasn't any indication)
So I was wondering, what would happen if our Assassin's were the real characters?
Just, this anon asks for one thing. Don't make it the kid friendly, Disney version. Make it how it should have been, that dark and gut-tearing emotional story that made you cry a million times in one. You wanna make them sing and dance? Have at it. You want there to be blood and cut off limbs? Go for it. Pairings changing and altered? I see no problem with that.
Just keep the characters, keep the raw emotion, and screw the happy touchy moments unless it's someone falling in love. And even then don't make it easy! Make them go through the fires of hell to be together.

Character Suggestions:
Al Mualim as Frollo.
Altair as Esmeralda.
(Ones I was torn on and left blank)
___???__ as Phoebus.
__??__ as Quasimodo.
___???___ as Clopin.
__?__ as Archdeacon.

Thanks for reading.
(Hope there isn't a bandwagon that starts. Then really do kill me.)

Re: Hellfire

(Anonymous) 2012-07-04 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, I haven't seen The Hunchback in a while (but I do have the soundtrack and oh my God is that the best thing ever), but you're asking for an AC edition of HND, but letting the characters dictate what happens?

'Cause, I might fill this. This is tempting. Very tempting. And I do happen to like me some religious threads in stories.

(Pffft. Post-Solomon's-Temple-Malik as Quasimodo)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame pt1

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame pt2

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame pt4

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame pt6

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame pt7

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame pt8

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame ptFIN

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(Anonymous) 2012-07-05 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yusuf + bombs = Yusuf + fireworks. You know this is true.

Make it happen, anons, in honor of Independence Day in the USA! Make Yusuf light up the sky for some reason and have a blast!


(Anonymous) 2012-07-05 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
... I have this vision of Yusuf using fireworks 'inadvertently' in the Janissaries' camp - cue citizens coming to see it - and the guys being totally overwhelmed by the crowd.

Pretty fireworks and trolled Janissaries. /shot

Altair/Malik, post Maria's death.

(Anonymous) 2012-07-06 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry this is a bit long, the few prompts I've made are usually short and very open to do whatever with them but this idea would not leave me alone.

A bit of AU; Abbas didn't kill Malik. Anyway, Malik's been in love with Altair for years but because the man was married and had children, he never did anything about it. And then... Maria dies. Malik comes along with Altair and Darim after that. Altair is of course is hurting from both his wife and son being killed, and Malik promises himself to be there for Altair and shove his feelings away, and not to take advantage of this. A year or so passes and something happens between the two of them. Alcohol, loneliness, whatever, they end up in bed together. The next morning before Altair can say anything Malik apologizes and runs. In his mind, Altair maybe saw Maria in him for a second and reached out (Bonus points if Altair was all sweet and gentle with Malik), and was not right of mind. What Malik does not know is that Altair has fallen in love with the man who helped him get over the death of his wife and son.

Re: Altair/Malik, post Maria's death.

(Anonymous) 2012-07-06 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa. was just thinking about a scenario very much like this earlier today. Great minds and all that. :D

Re: Altair/Malik, post Maria's death.

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AltMal fluff shit stuff.

(Anonymous) 2012-07-08 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I really just wanna see protective!Malik and protective!Altair.

Perhaps they go on a supplies run of some sort, guards start being rude and such riffraff, Altair gets injured trying to protect Malik, Malik retaliates by going batshit on the guards and gets poor wittle injured Altair home.

But it's whatever filler!anon wants. It could be modern AU bullies for all I care. I'm not picky.

Bonus points if Malik calls Altair a novice.
Even more bonus points if Altair passes out and Malik dumps water on him to get him to wake up.

I love you, whoever fills this.

Crossdressing Machiavelli

(Anonymous) 2012-07-09 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
So after a conversation with a friend while playing Brotherhood, I now need a fic where, for some reason or another, Machiavelli has to crossdress in order to help with a mission much to his displeasure.

I don't know, it was a weird conversation.

Re: Crossdressing Machiavelli

(Anonymous) 2012-07-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally seconding.

Especially if the reason he doesn't want to crossdress is because he knows exactly what La Volpe will say to him. (Or any other member.)

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Ezio/Sofia kink!lessons and fisting

(Anonymous) 2012-07-09 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I have only recently finished Revelations, and am jumping on the canon bandwagon (well, a bit - I still love my slash).

I would love a fic where Ezio and Sofia are in bed and figuring out what the other likes - whether by asking, telling, sticking fingers in places and hoping for the best I don't mind, Anons.

But what would really make me a happy bunny is, that Ezio loves anal play and being fisted and is very worried that Sofia will think him weird or unmanly or something. Sofia, of course, is awesome and wants to learn how to treat Ezio *just right* to get him off, and takes to anal play with hubby like a duck to water (especially with Ezio restrained and begging).

Ezio is very relieved, and reciprocates a little bit (whether or not she likes anal play herself is entirely up to Anons - like anything else some girl love it some don't) but the level of love and trust between them after sharing this makes it worthwhile.

Re: Ezio/Sofia kink!lessons and fisting

(Anonymous) 2012-07-24 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
This is lovely, seconded so much <3

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Double Penetration threesomeness

(Anonymous) 2012-07-09 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio/Lucrezia/Cesare with the boys giving Lucrezia everything, either in a fantasy or apple shenanigans.

Ezio/guard, Ezio gets mistaken as a courtesan, crackish (?)

(Anonymous) 2012-07-10 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I always thought it was retarded how the guards are unable to spot Ezio when he's standing amongst a group of courtesans. I mean... does he look like he's one of the ladies? And THAT gave me an idea...

Ezio is prancing around in a restricted area by hiding amongst a group of courtesans. One guard, who happens to be a homosexual, comes across of their little group, spots Ezio and rather stupidly thinks "Woah they have men available too? I like this new development." So to the utter confusion and embarrassment of Ezio, the guard hauls him away from the ladies and clumsily starts to flirt with him. Ezio, realizing he can't afford to blow his cover, has to go with it XD. Heck, maybe he even ends up liking it.

- The guard can be whatever type you want but I'm partial to Papal Guard since I have a thing for size difference and I find the idea of a bumbling elite adorable.
- If I didn't make it clear enough already (lol), this particular guard is rather slow. Like... all of Ezio's fancy equipment just makes him think that "he must be pretty kinky".
- Bonus points if he eventually realizes that he tried to court (or actually managed to court?) the assassin he was supposed to capture. Whether he's angry or smitten about it is up to you.

Re: Ezio/guard, Ezio gets mistaken as a courtesan, crackish (?)

(Anonymous) 2012-07-10 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...I want this.

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Misunderstandings 1/?

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A!Anon: And his name is Marcello!

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[second fill] Masquerade

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Don't Be Fooled

(Anonymous) 2012-07-12 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
So, Altair and Maria are married. However, Maria seems to being having some 'outings' that have been having her come home a wreck. Altair is trying to keep his two kids from freaking out and possibly seeing her, so he tries not to let them see her when she gets back.
Not that the kids mind. More Altair for them.

So, over the course of a couple months things start to go downhill. Like you're on the hill and it's so steep that it's almost 90 degrees and you have no brakes.

The kids are getting bruises and are withdrawing from social activities. Altair is taking the brute of the force however, and it's showing. The kids are more worried about their father than a couple cuts and hits. So the try to get help.

But it seems Maria has some favors and blackmail she would love to cash in.

So, they can't do anything. Until one (doesn't matter which) get's sick and has to be taken to the hospital. Lotta questions later, and the kids finally find someone they can tell. Said person goes to the police, yada yada ya, happy ending right? Nope.

Maria's got some 'friends' who are pretty high up. So, she isn't even held for a day. Goes back home, get's wasted, abuses, and falls asleep in a blissful dream.

But whatever happens next, is up to the writer or other anons. Make it a happy ending, or a sad one. Maybe even a death filled one. It doesn't matter, just have fun!
Altair - Knows a little/lot of first aid.
Cooks and runs a resturant/bar.
Kids - Parkour fanatics
Highschool/College and Middle students
Maria - In a side relationship.
Did love Altair, until she had kids.
Doesn't like 'Mr. Heroman'
Knows a hitman?

If there is a hitman: Hitman falls in love with Altair!

... I'm just gonna go. /goes

Re: Don't Be Fooled

(Anonymous) 2012-08-05 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded... because something about this... just makes my inner self have tsunami tears.

Two Words

(Anonymous) 2012-07-14 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Doggie Style.

Do with it what you will, Anons.

Non-Kinky, Specific and Long Request is Long, Kinkless and Specific

(Anonymous) 2012-07-15 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
In AC2 Ezio spends the guts of two years training with Mario and learning about the Assassin's order, but all we see of it is in the training ring, right?

Ezio lost his father and brothers, and Mario lost his brother and nephews.
I cannot believe they didn't grieve in those two years while Mario helped prepare Ezio for his role of taking vengeance on the Pazzi. I would love a fic that shows the Uncle-Nephew dynamic growing and shaping their friendship - and, if at all possible, I'd like to see Ezio's thoughts on how his Uncle is dealing so differently than he, his sister and mother are dealing with the losses.

Specific prompt is specific, but I can't recall seeing anything along these lines done elsewhere. I can't remember seeing any Ezio-Mario family fics at all, come to think of it (if there's any I've missed, I'd love a link to it/them?)

TL;DR: Ezio and Mario discussing the deaths of Giovanni, Federico and Petruccio, and coming to terms with their grief together as a family.

Gone unnoticed this needs to be filled

(Anonymous) 2012-07-16 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
This prompt hasn't been filled it is great and I'd love to see it filled so would other people who have commented so I thought Id repost just in case
I wonna a classic fill a ezio x Leo
ezio is fed up of keeping his feelings to himself . He goes to tell Leo he loves him and the truth he actually never slept with all those women just flirted and bailed cos he loved Leo x

ezio tries . Talking . Writing . Yelling off buildings but Leo STILL misses the fact that ezio is trying to confess his love . Until ezio goes into full rant mode
and Leo is finally like I love u too

Fluffy . Smut optional x

Re: Gone unnoticed this needs to be filled

(Anonymous) 2012-07-16 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I am working on it, muses are hiding ;-)

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Malik/Leo (Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leo)

(Anonymous) 2012-07-16 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
So how's about some Malik/Leo with their respective partners watching the action?

- I don't care who tops!
- I'm not really a fan of Ezio/Altair, but there can be mutual handjobs and stuff as long as their attention is on Malik and Leo.
- Ezio and Altair making commentary and giving encouragement are definitely a bonus.

(Anonymous) 2012-07-18 11:12 am (UTC)(link)

happy, sad, crack, whatever goes... but Imma gonna curl in the corner and cry, clutching my chest.


FILL: Someone has to haunt you, novice

(Anonymous) 2012-07-19 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright OP, I saw your prompt like... minutes ago, and I had to write something. This picture was so - sad, adorable, everything! So here.

It's not much but I hope you'll like it. *hands in tissues to OP and hugs*


It had been a shock. All of it. Falling onto him like stones in an empty well – echoing, tumbling and crashing mercilessly down, crushing whatever might have existed prior. So many deaths, and for what? Power. And to power he lost his son... his wife, Maria... Malik. The mere thought was enough to make him clutch his chest. Age and distance had never meant anything, and so much at the same time as now. Even now, in the deserted mountains, running from Masyaf, even though he should not be the one hiding, even now he remembered him. As trainees, and later, when they got their whites robes. He had never told Malik, but secretly, he was glad he was there. Even after his disgrace and despite the harsh words dealt to him, he knew that somehow, Malik had cared. Leaving Masyaf had been a mistake. Leaving Sef had been a mistake. If only Malik had managed to protect him – but again, Malik was not a young man anymore himself, and deadly as he was, what is it he could have done against shadows? Nothing. No man can kill a shadow if he doesn't know it's there. Leaning against the rocky side of the mountain, Altair looked up to the sky. Stars littering the night and made it seem as though it was day. He had rarely paused to look at the sky, the last time felt like so long ago. So distant...

“You are, and will forever be a novice to me, even now that you are the Grand Master.” It was not said in scorn, but more like a warning – a promise never to let him get head over heels with power.

“I know. And I thank you.”

“Don't thank me, Altair. You are still an idiot.”

“And I hope you'll keep reminding me when I'll become an insufferable old geezer.”

“You are already insufferable, I only have to pray you'll know by yourself when you'll be an old geezer.” For all he said, Altair saw Malik smile. And that smile was enough for him. Enough to get him through the problems caused by Al-Mualim's death and Abbas's underhanded tactics to undermine him.

“Trust me, Malik.”

“Sometimes I wonder why, but I do. My friend.”

“I can't leave you alone, can I? I'm gone for less than an hour and I already have you moping. Now, you truly are an old geezer!”

That voice would have made him jump to his feet in seconds. Instead, Altair simply opened eyes he had not known he had closed. And just stared. There he was, as he remembered him best. Not as the old, half-dead man he had gotten out of jail. Not the broken man who seemed so close to die, of grief and guilt. Simply the Dai of Jerusalem, probably the youngest of all and still the only one who would hand his ass over to him in minutes. Altair had to smile.

“Glad to see you still know who's the master, novice.” And with that, he just plopped next to Altair, not looking at him, instead enjoying the starlight.


“Hum.” Altair wanted to touch him, take him in arms, tell him how sorry he was for all that happened, for having been a fool. For having taken so long to realize that he needed him more than anything in this world. His anchor.

“You are not here.”

“Of course I am, you oaf. Why would you think I'd bother with you otherwise?” That smile again. The one that meant the contrary. Right then, Malik turned to look at him with his sharp, dark eyes. These eyes that saw through lies, and yet could not guard him long enough. “There is no reason for you to weep like a woman. What happened, happened. You are not responsible for Abbas's stupidity. However, I will haunt you forever if you don't teach him a lesson in kind.”

“I thought you were against such... barbarian notions.”

“You can't expect me to care after that.”

“I know.” He dropped his head, looking at his hands sitting idle in his lap. Hands that have more killed than healed, hands of a fighter, now old and weary. But he will never rest. He will not rest until Abbas would have paid – and then he would hide that Piece of Eden. And then...

“I will wait for you, Altair.” And with that, Malik got up, graceful as ever. It was something Altair had often marvelled at – where other men would have acted like cripples after enduring such pains, Malik was a living embodiment of his own name. On a whim, he extended a hand towards him, as though to touch him. He thought that he felt it, for a fleeting moment. The strength, the warmth of Malik's hand on his, a reminder. And then he went, his form growing fainter as he went.

He would have wept, had he had tears to shed. But he had none, the desert had taken hold of him. I'll keep haunting your steps, novice. Someone has to watch over you, otherwise you'll just end up falling asleep on your own sword.

Yes, Malik would be here. He was too stubborn to let go – the thought brought a smile to Altair's face. The man would never let him rest until all is over and done. And perhaps he could live with that for a while. He will make his friend proud, though he had no idea where that came from. But he would prove himself worthy of Malik's trust. In death as he did not in life.

I am already, though you never heard me say it.

I would have hated for your ego to grow so much you would have had to enlarge doors.


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Shaun/Desmond, Templar!Dark!Shaun

(Anonymous) 2012-07-20 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Shaun is a Templar more. Under the mask of the geeky, sarcastic, somewhat awkward persona hides a cold-blooded, manipulative killer. Desmond is quite surprised at how dominant and controlling Shaun is in bed, but he likes it anyway, so he doesn't protest.

Re: Shaun/Desmond, Templar!Dark!Shaun

(Anonymous) 2012-07-20 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Soooooooooooooooo, wait. Are you looking for plot? Or just smut?

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Altair/Malik/Maria, afterlife

(Anonymous) 2012-07-20 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
After Altair passes away alone in the library Malik and Maria are there to greet him and welcome him in their arms. Bonus points for Sef being there too.

Not mine, but relevant!

(Anonymous) 2012-07-21 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)

Someone, quick, come with fic!

Cesare/Ezio, noncon

(Anonymous) 2012-07-21 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio is betrayed and the Tiber Island hideout is stormed by Borgia troops. Ezio and a number of Assassins are captured on the spot. In order to humiliate both Ezio and his underlings Cesare rapes him and makes the rest watch. Bonus points if Claudia's present too.

Re: Cesare/Ezio, noncon

(Anonymous) 2012-07-24 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
do you want it traumatizing/realistic or porny?

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Fill: Inevitable [1/1]

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Re: Fill: Inevitable [1/1]

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Eh, why not. Can't promise anything good though

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The end of the fill, or [3/3] i guess :?

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Assassin Recruits/Ezio, gangbang

(Anonymous) 2012-07-21 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The adoring Assassin recruits want to make their beloved Mentor feel good.

Re: Assassin Recruits/Ezio, gangbang

(Anonymous) 2012-07-21 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
SEXCONDED! (Ahem... okay, I normally don't phrase it like that but... So much want...)

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(Anonymous) 2012-07-21 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
They are cats.
Malik is a black cat, and terribly annoyed by that white idiot, who is even for a cat too scared of water and brings more trouble in his life than necessary. But deep inside he is very fond of Altair.

Just give me cat!fluff and fun, please?! : D

Art and Fic: Get down, you pussy!

(Anonymous) 2012-08-05 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)

It had been a delightful, warm, and high perch to begin with. Now that the sun was setting, the coolness of the night was beginning to set in. With a distainful meow, Altaïr opened his eyes only to discover that his pretty nap had left him stranded on the post. He yowled loudly in distress before he could stop himself. Urgh, it couldn't get any worse - he'd just spend the night out.

Splish, splish

"Kitten! What are you doing up there?"

Ah. Great. Malik had found him. Altaïr leaned as far as he could, stretching his neck to peer at the black cat swimming towards him. Bastard could swim, even with a missing leg.

"I was sleeping."

"And the tide came in?"

"Evidently," said Altaïr, slightly huffy.

His fluffy tail flicked anxiously from side to side. The fur on his back rose in disgust as Malik managed to flick the horrible water at him.

"Well, get down. The water's freezing," Malik said.

His paws were all flailing about madly to keep him afloat, but at least he was afloat.

"All the more reason for me to stay up here."

Malik sighed.

"The master has lit a fire."

"Not getting down."

"And he's bought salmon."

That made Altaïr pause for a moment.


With a flick of his ears, Malik turned around and began to swim back to shore. The water was less than a metre deep, but Malik had no idea how long it took Altaïr to dry! Malik's sleek fur combined with it's midnight hue and a bit of warmth warranted only ten minutes at the most. And once Altaïr was water-free, he looked ridiculous and had to groom the ridiculous fluff down.

"I'll wait for the tide," grumbled Altaïr.

Malik meowed tauntingly.

"Doesn't go down until tomorrow morning. If you hadn't been such a lazybones, this wouldn't have happened."

The white cat hissed and flattened his ears. Okay, he could do this. He could, he could, he could. It was only a short distance. The water wasn't going to hurt him. A wave of water hit his post, spraying his face. He yowled angrily.

No. No, he could not do this. It was horrible. It was cold. It stank of dead things. It stung his eyes and he hated it.

"Get down, you pussy!" Malik called to him from the shore.

He did not.

He did not just-

Oh, that oily prat was going to get a faceful of claws if Altaïr had anything to say about it.

Screwing his eyes shut, he flung himself into the water with an almighty splash. He sank straight to the bottom of the ocean. Water gushed into his lungs and he grabbed at the water as if he could pull himself up like when he climbed a wall. But it was no use, it was a liquid, and he was going to die.

Something clamped onto his neck and he went still, rising to the surface. Malik had grabbed him by the scruff. Sullenly, Altaïr allowed himself to be dragged to the shoreline, and they emerged sopping wet. His companion let go of his scruff, with an insufferable look that Altaïr knew was heralding at least a week's worth of insults.

"You're a stupid kitten."

Altaïr fumed all the way home.

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Playing at Dress-Up

(Anonymous) 2012-07-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio likes to play at dressing up (as a Borgia guard, as a French officer, as a Jannissary, etc) so lets have Ezio bring this kink to the bedroom.

Is Ezio the Naughty Nurse to Leonardo's Dottore? Did Ezio manage to get a Papal Guard's uniform with which to woo Leonardo? Is Ezio wearing armour while making love to Leo, or is it vice versa? Have Leo dressed in armour and Ezio in a red beret (and nothing else! You know he got Leo to do that *at least* once!) or else go Old Skool and have Leo be the Banker and Ezio his assistant under his desk ;-)

I don't care what the boys do as long as there is sex and the clothes they wear are not their own usual attire. Even make it a Des/Shaun thing as it bleeds into Des' mind that he wants to dress up nice for his English Muffin boyfriend. Anything goes.

Please Anons? This Nonnie is all sad and lonely and depressed and this is the first thing to make her smile in a week.

Shoulder Devil/Angel Al-Sayfs

(Anonymous) 2012-07-23 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I wish to see something concerning this please:

Modern AU, Wherein Altair knocks his head during Parkour with his cousins Ezio and Desmond. Following this he begins to hear voices, then one morning he wakes up to His personal avatars of Hell and Heaven Kadar and Malik

-Kadar and Malik can interact with what's around them, cue some mind fucks for other people
-Kadar is a sweets addict, while Malik enjoys coffee. Altair often tries (and probably fails) to use this to his advantage.
-Ezio's brother Petruccio (he deals with asthma), having survived a car crash with Frederico and Giovanni, seems to be the only one that can see other people's "mini avatars". He has yet to see his own ;P
-Desmond deals with his own: Shaun Hastings the devil and Lucy Stillman the Angel. How he got his is up to you. On top of that he's dating Rebecca.
-Altair works at a toy store, much to his frustration, but finds himself great with kids. Petruccio visits often after school.

Plot away fellow anons!!! :D

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Seconded. Oh so seconded.

And call me crazy, but I can totally see angry and sarcastic angel!Malik calling Altair a novice whenever he listens to cute and adorable demon!Kadar. And Altair going. You what, Malik. Quiet. Kadar's nice to me.

(Anonymous) 2012-07-23 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Is the kink meme dead? There are a lot of prompts but no fills... Can I suggest having a week or two of filling and no requesting? I would hate to see the kink meme die!

(Anonymous) 2012-07-23 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree for the filling week(s), though real life is just destroying my brains and I would not be able to do anything in the near future.

Again, there are prompts that remain un-filled because there's yet to be a writer!anon to want to write for these.
To think about all the prompts that lie in previous parts...

But kinkmeme is not dead - real life and stuff. Especially during holidays.

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Altaïr/Maria sexytimes

(Anonymous) 2012-07-24 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Altaïr/Maria has so little love out there. So I want to see sexytimes with the two of them.

Can be as sweet and loving or as smutty and kinky as anon wants it to be. AU, Canon, etc, all good. There's lots of femdom, so let's skip that. No noncon, dubcon is good.

Seriously, go crazy.

If someone speaks some dialect of Arabic as some point, even if it's just a term of affection.
If anon actually remembers the accent in Altaïr's name.

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Tell me how to do the accent - is there a shortcut? - And i'll help you out. Also I did an alt/mar in a haystack a few pages back.

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One sided Altair/Malik, Hurt/Comfort,Angst

(Anonymous) 2012-07-26 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair visits Malik the evening before his wedding with Maria, but Malik is really rude and tells him to leave.
Altair knows Malik is in love with him, but always loved Malik only as a brother. He tries to explain the situation to Malik, because he honestly loves Maria and wants a family. But he feels sad, too, because he wants Malik to be happy.
It doesn't work and they end up fighting. Eventually Malik kisses him.

-Malik is not angry at Altair marrying Maria, but angry at himself because he can't get over Altair.
-Malik still attends the wedding the next day and congratulates Maria.