asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2013-05-13 07:24 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6

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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Haytham/Connor, killed but not gone

(Anonymous) 2017-08-13 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want those two, post Haytham's death, with Connor with the Mohawk haircut he wears so well and that grief/rage/seek-and-destroy-ness he wears even better. Haytham can actually have survived or can be visiting from another plane of existence or can appear in dreams, just no outright necrophilia - because Connor at that point wouldn't stick it in a willing warm living body, nevermind his dad's cold dead one, and this is about they boys getting some closure and reconcilation anyway.
Give me regrets, give me mutual apologies, give me this-is-a-sin-but-it-doesn't-matter-because-I'm-dead/you're-dead-and-I'm-dreaming, give me twisted but fluffy feelings.
Bonus for a reconcilatory blowjob with Connor on his knees and Haytham telling him how good he is.
Double bonus if the angry, guilty sad sex leads to genuine show of affection between them

Filling It with a Kiss

(Anonymous) 2017-09-04 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)

“I like your new hair”, says Haytham, appearing out of nowhere. “It suits you.”
“Do you even realize...”, starts Connor, and trails off. Having a conversation with one's dead father is so absurd a situation that he cannot quite imagine what he could say to make sense.
“The cultural significance? Yes. I understand the gravity of the message, but that does not stop me from appreciating the way it looks. You're fierce, dangerous. Beautiful. I can appeciate that.”
“You're dead.”
“I killed you.”
“I do remember that, you know. I am dead, not senile or stupid.”
“You're dead.”
“You already said that. And I guess it's not wrong for me to do this, then.”
And before Connor can ask what exactly he is about to do the man leans in and kisses him It's short. It's awkward. It's mostly unilateral since Connor is too stunned to do anything but let his mouth fall open and be plundered. It is also surprisingly good, not that Connor can really compare it to anything.
“Would it be better if you told yourself it's just happening in your head?”
“Not particularly. I do happen to value my sanity, Father.”
“And yet you joined the Assassins. A dream then?”
“Have you come to torment me?”
“Not particularly, unless you enjoy that sort of thing. Though given your inexperience, I believe more standard fare is in order.” At the boy's confused expression he adds, “Don't worry. Just do as I say, for once in your damn life. I'll make it good for you.”

Not a misfire, this is premeditated

(Anonymous) 2017-08-13 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank god for instant grits.
That's the whole prompt. (Grits are thing made from cereal that you can boil in water and eat).

Shaytham pregnancy

(Anonymous) 2017-08-13 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Shay and Haytham are expecting! With lots of sexy/romantic bellyrubs and caretaking!

Re: Shaytham pregnancy

(Anonymous) 2017-08-13 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it Shay's baby? Or has he like adopted foetus!Connor?
(I like foetus Connor. I like him at any point in life. And Haytham being pregnant -well it would make for cute bonding)

Re: Shaytham pregnancy

(Anonymous) - 2017-08-14 01:11 (UTC) - Expand

Fill - Shay Adopts Foetus Connor

(Anonymous) - 2017-08-19 17:10 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Fill - Shay Adopts Foetus Connor

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Hangover Assassin Style

(Anonymous) 2017-08-14 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Connor in ToKW (the beginning) looks like someone who woke up seriously hungover and is dismayed to find that he has no idea what happened, why he is in a forest and where his pants (and drinking buddies) went.Not that I blame him. But it makes me want to write an actual hungover-fic. With Edward. And Hickey. Because those two would not be absent from a night of drunken idiocy. Maybe an AU where Ed lives, Ziio lives and Haytham is actually marrying Ziio (it took him 20 years to propose) and stag night happens. With Connor. And Edward (who is the instigator). And Colonial Boyband and Shay.

Hangover Assassin Style

(Anonymous) 2017-08-14 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Connor in ToKW (the beginning) looks like someone who woke up seriously hungover and is dismayed to find that he has no idea what happened, why he is in a forest and where his pants (and drinking buddies) went.Not that I blame him. But it makes me want to write an actual hungover-fic. With Edward. And Hickey. Because those two would not be absent from a night of drunken idiocy. Maybe an AU where Ed lives, Ziio lives and Haytham is actually marrying Ziio (it took him 20 years to propose) and stag night happens. With Connor. And Edward (who is the instigator). And Colonial Boyband and Shay.
What is George's name? Sure, Washington can tag along too for bonus awkward and extra lost hats.

Re: Hangover Assassin Style

(Anonymous) 2017-08-14 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck posted twice. Ignore me.

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PoTC crossover Jack Sparrow is a Kenway-Read

(Anonymous) 2017-08-14 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I kind of think that depending on when Pirates of the Carraibean happened and Jack's age at the time, Jack may be Mary and Edward's child. (Mary's looks and Edward's personality.) Imagine Connor getting faced with him. Better yet, imagine HAYTHAM meeting his long-lost half-brother (because Connor is serious, but Haytham is stuffy).
Also, the treasure medalion things are totally Eden-thingies.

Re: PoTC crossover Jack Sparrow is a Kenway-Read

(Anonymous) 2017-08-15 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Jack Kenway-Read Sparrow? Fuckken yes, headcanon ACCEPTED

Re: PoTC crossover Jack Sparrow is a Kenway-Read

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Shay Aveline and Connor singing filk at Desmond's bar

(Anonymous) 2017-08-17 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Fell asleep on the bus to work and this is what I dreamt.
Filk is a music inspired by fantasy or sci-fi.

Charles Lee Cabbage Patch Doll

(Anonymous) 2017-08-17 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You know that creepy, ugly man would make a creepy, ugly doll. And Connor having to put up with it.

NCIS crossover, Connor/Haytham or Connor/any templar or any

(Anonymous) 2017-08-19 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Based on a dream about Gibbs interrogating Connor who had a buzz cut (was rocking it too, so few guys can look good with it but he did) asking whether he'd tried to murder his boyfriend.
So, there is this guy (Haytham?)who is some kind of behind-the-scenes big deal in the DOD/pentagon/whatever. And he is steadily banging a male Marine (Connor) who's like half his age, secretly because his career. One night, someone tries to kill him, slit his throat, but Connor scares off the killer and calls an ambulance and Haytham barely makes it, but he lives. Now team Gibbs are investigating it, and Connor is the closest thing they have to a spouse (always suspect the spouse).

Accidental Assassination

(Anonymous) 2017-08-20 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Based on the song "the Leslac version" by Mercedes Lackey. I want an Assassin noobing so hard he actually accomplishes the mission by accident.
Bonus if it's not Jacob Frye because he kind of did that in canon.

(Anonymous) 2017-08-20 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right. I just need to have sex on top of the Hellmouth to undo the what's-it-called spell and avert the apocalypse."
"Ew mum, icky"
"I sincerely hope not. You were brought into this world by sex and should not be disgusted by it. Besides, the life of a vampire slayer is full of many much ickier things than your parents screwing to prevent the end of the world."
"As a Watcher, I must agree. Demon intestines, to name one."

(Anonymous) 2017-08-20 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn. Was meant to post it to a Buffy rp. Don't codeine and internet, people.

(no subject)

(Anonymous) - 2017-08-21 11:51 (UTC) - Expand

Misfire Fill: Slayer's Creed part 1

(Anonymous) - 2017-08-30 14:01 (UTC) - Expand

William Johnson and Connor

(Anonymous) 2017-08-21 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
2013-06-16 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of wondering what would have happened if Connor had failed to kill Johnson, and is captured; but just when the Assassin is about to be executed, the Templar puts a stop to it. Recognizing the little boy they had assaulted and knocked out in the woods. He suddenly feels guilty that, the they had lead Connor to believe that the Templars had burned his village and decides to make amends somehow by taking Connor under his wing.

Would like to see a Johnson and Connor mentor/friendship fic please! :D

Re: William Johnson and Connor

(Anonymous) 2017-08-30 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)

charles/haytham/shay, threesome

(Anonymous) 2017-08-23 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
what the title says, please?

Boston Massacre, Connor Meets Templars

(Anonymous) 2017-08-23 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Haytham meets Connor years earlier at the Boston Massacre, whether it's because he's captured for suspicion of being an assassin novice or ran up to his father instead of chasing the guy is up to you.

Would this affect the story line, or would the same events transpire?

Re: Boston Massacre, Connor Meets Templars

(Anonymous) 2017-08-30 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2017-08-23 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
William Johnson seduce Fem!Connor into an amazing sex. Consensual or dub-con, doesn't matter, though Connor should end up enjoying herself.

Packs bags for hell.

(Anonymous) 2017-08-30 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)

Old Man Connor

(Anonymous) 2017-08-25 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Or: the one where Connor lives to an impressive old age, mentor like 4 generations of Assassins (including the waywards offspring of one Master Cormac), gets married, has kids and grandkids and great-grandkids, experiences sorrows and joys by turns. Or just whatever with Connor living a long life that may be difficult but is also full of things that are worth having.

Re: Old Man Connor

(Anonymous) 2017-08-25 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)

I kind of wrote old Connor being Mentor and a troll.

Bill's youth

(Anonymous) 2017-08-30 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Would like to see an author's interpretation of what William Miles' earlier life was like; his training and rise through the Assassin ranks, meeting and falling for Desmond's mother, etc.


(Anonymous) 2017-08-30 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
There has been fic of men getting pregnant, but so how about men getting the bloody (pun intended) time of the month? Or Haytham in particular. With possible guest appearances by Shay and/or Ziio and/or Connor

Either that or just Mary and Anne screwing each other while both bleeding (because they'd probably be synched), with optional men like Jack or Edward.

Connor ToKW outfit appreciation

(Anonymous) 2017-09-01 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Because it makes him look badass (not that he generally doesn't look badass but it makes him look even more badass) and it shows his gorgeous skin and muscles more than the European clothes, and I have a bit of a kink for people who aren't bothered by wearing less than the people around them, especially if it's a perfectly innocent "where I was raised this is a perfectly appropriate thing" thing. And he looks more comfortable/confident in it, and that's sexy.
So I want The Outfit to get appreciated by someone, anything from looking, through looking and fantasizing, innocent compliments, not-so innocent flirtirting up to straight-up partially clothed passionately vigorous sex.
TLDR: Connor looks good in the ToKW outfit. Someone (Aveline? She's not in ToKW but she could probably appreciate a nice, gorgeous guy) notices he looks good.
No creepiness or noncon please.

Connor and Edward - the odd partners that work great together

(Anonymous) 2017-09-03 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*waves Apple of Eden* "You knoow you want this."

Connor is serious, socially awkward, goal-oriented and plays by the rules.
Edward loves fun, women and drinking and isn't sure what the rules are, let alone care about them.

Together, they fight crime. Er, I mean Templars. Or whatever.

(Anonymous) 2017-09-03 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I lowkey ship Independent and Silent Shadow, either as a ship or a bromance. They'd get each other and both seem pretty lonely.
Plus, they look good.

(Anonymous) 2017-09-07 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying my relationship with my father is bad, but the song that would best describe it is Iron Maiden's "The Trooper"

Shaun and Ignis FUCCCCKKK

(Anonymous) 2017-09-07 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay I am halfway certain that Ubisoft and Squenix may have purposely made Ignis Scientia look and act exactly like Shaun goddamn Hastings. Ignis even does history research I swear to god the only way it would've been more is if frickin'Danny Wallace did Iggy's English voice.

Anyway can I get some fuckin uhhhhhh SMUT with these two doppelgangers doppelbanging?

Desmond ends up in the pasta

(Anonymous) 2017-09-10 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I study and kinkmeme simultaneously and my tired eyes misread "Desmond ends up in the past" as "Desmond ends up in the pasta".
And I want it, cheerful crack style or cracky porn style or cracky dreamverse style or even if you can make it a bit more seriouser I won't mind.
NO gore or canibalism please, I ask just in case.

Re: Desmond ends up in the pasta

(Anonymous) 2017-09-10 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and noodles-with-spunk is an interesting concept that anon will certainly not mind if it's well done (no pun intended).

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"Bishop" is a Miles

(Anonymous) 2017-09-16 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Shaun knows nothing about Bishop and, consequently, neither do we. That's because Bishop was originally from the Farm - where there's little contact with the outside world and/or because she was a behind the scenes agent. William was able to get her to sign on with them because she is, in fact, a Miles. Whether that means she's Desmond mother, older sister, aunt, cousin, or other is up to writer anon. Otherwise, she may be from the Farm and knew Desmond and/or William personally. She knew exactly who Shaun was talking about when he spoke of his "friend who saved the world". She wasn't there, but she knew.
Consequently, does that mean that she signed on to avenge Desmond? Because she was an Assassin first and Miles/Other second or vice versa? Does she even bear the name Miles - by birth, adoption, or in honour of? What are her motives for joining on with this set of Assassins? Was there a personal reason that she chose the Initiate, perhaps they reminded her of someone [cough Desmond/William]? How did Rebecca come to know about her past whereas the others didn't?

Tl;dr: Bishop is either a Miles or from the Farm.